Bonus #211 - Opus Ray

KUMP! KUMP! KUMP!

Roy

Yeah church what a Joke! A Dumb building full of mostly Intact families, community spirit that say love you’re enemy. Life has rules, if you follow them you won’t become lost. The rules are in a book at church. Evil people work everywhere, even at churches. The Vatican is lost but the message is still there and it’s a good message.

Aintshook

No it’s not you Patreon shill

Guillermo Gutierrez

Sounds like a great funeral

HummerEV96

that sense of humor doesn't fly round these here parts

Lori Lightfoot

It’s cause of your shit data man

Jewbacca

That sorry for your loss was very aggressive

Prat B

So you believe the establishment propaganda narrative on Russia? Basically everything the left and right wings of msm propagate.

Bussin Webs

Truss comes first

Spence

👌👌

Alex M

jfc psych wards and nursing homes arent going to cut medications because they get commissioned from them. now if the insurance didnt want to pay, thats one thing, but its the doctor who gets commissioned per prescription meaning they more than likely had a legitimate reason to not want to prescribe it

Alisa Louise

I couldn’t get through the Barbie movie and I tried 4 times. I just can’t do it. It’s fuvking horrible

Sage

retard compared to who...? probably legitametely smarter than Biden and Trump put together, and has actually goe toe to toe with Monsanto and sheet... Im not huge on RFK the past few months but he definitely deserves some credit.

Barry-O

Ray always sounds like he is talking with a mouthful of mashed potatoes

Big Mike

Shut up jew

Big Mike

Are they in the room with you now?

Big Mike

ray is going to eat and rape you

Big Mike

“If I don’t hear your squealer squealing” 🐖 😂😂

Big Mike

RAYS GOT A GUN

Big Mike

Listening to these fat fucks wheeze and laugh is pure comedy

Big Mike

My favorite episodes always have Ray

Bill O'Reilly Ate My Son

future me, im at 16:07. i hate patreon, patreon is the least user friendly app ive ever used, cant even scroll down on older posts on the app it just keep loading

barnac

Is it a raygun?

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

This is what happens when you feed the Necronomicon into ChatGPT.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

We found the Yellow King.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Raymond has transcended the gender spectrum through raw mass.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Potato. Marby light. Googly eyes. Problem solved.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

That being Charlemagne's favorite book explains all those beheaded Saxons.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

What do you expect, there's food in front of him

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

There are a bunch of powerful organizations that have suspicious ties to fascism. See Dupont supplying Zyklon B, the current Ukrainian regime, and the FBI and Elohim City

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

The pharmaceutical industry has less integrity than your average mechanic.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I love when they dig up the previous Pope's corpse, put it on trial, and toss it in the Tiber.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Honestly if that's all he was up to he's a comparative boy scout.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I'm sure Raymond has a dumpster already picked out.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Rogan has been consumed by the Musk hivemind.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Baseball wrong. Man with four balls, cannot walk.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Satan wouldn't touch Raymond with a ten foot pole. He's a man of wealth and taste, after all.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

It would somehow become a buffet.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I refuse to believe that Raymond is in any way self aware. It would be like finding out Santa isn't real.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

It'll be funny when Raymond's entire foot falls off.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

And yet we were expected to blindly trust that this industry completely qualified an experimental gene therapy in record time.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I know what Kool-Aid I wished Bort drank...

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Raymond is somehow less visually appealing than her.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

If he's part of any chosen people then God has some truly bad taste.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Tim's mom has Kenny McCormick condition.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

"The Pope wanted to fuck Shirley Temple" Ray Kump, you are a genius. 🪦

Barry Quinn

My brother.

Fire and Brimstone

OMG brilliant idea

Marina

In the midwest there is a lot of massive churches that are pentocostal and protestant that actually stop service and demand/strongly suggest 10% of your gross income.

Rich Golden

The Bible narrated by darth vader

Kyle Lees

Rfk jr is a retard, don’t listen to him plz I’m beggin my dude, he actually says every misinfo Russia pushes on Ukraine from its revolution in 2014 to today. That show you did with him was disappointing

HumidAir

Tim asks if you feel good when you go to the Vatican, or connected to God: No. You feel the mighty weight and power of the Catholic Church. Which is their intention. Jesus is an afterthought

Marco Coelho

But is it a gun hand?

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

RAY'S GOT A GUN 🔫

Meredith Bezner

Stop 👏🏻 playing 👏🏻 movie 👏🏻 trailers 👏🏻

timmy

Christopher bale just kind of play that pastor from Vancouver. You should look into it. It's sort of hilarious and sad so right up your alley

Mitchell Wells

Ray is the best!

Armin bay

Ray has 36 months left max

Jacob Hiltz

Wow that’s actually so sick dude

Jacob Hiltz

Me too

Julie Hobbs

Antipsychotic drugs are dirt cheap wholesale price since they’re almost all generic ( I’m a pharmacist). They’re doing the same thing to my gram in law it’s awful fighting them constantly. So sorry for your loss.

Katie C

Had me singing along to Eagle’s Wings

Madie

Sorry for your loss, Tim

Laughing Cavalier

Ray!! Ahhhh I love you Mr. Ray Kump!! Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray 😭 🙏 Tim is so funny and sexy

infinite Fibonacci

I love ray

Kevin

Get the producer off the mic !!!

Logan Warner

Sorry about your loss Tim. Only you can make something like that funny

M F

I know you’ll never show weakness cus ur Tim Dillon, but RIP buddy. Nothing like mom. We all love ya

Thomas Carrigan

Podcast fatboy

Trev

And then we all get free bambams

You’re a pile of sticks .

Cmon Tim, post the next podcast, I’m having a shit week

Mario Marset

I understand your mother passed. But I’m going to die if I don’t here your squealer squealing

jake

Tashty bitesh... it's Indian food.

Pleasureman69000

She die again? Da fuk...

Graham Allen

Stop mourning your beloved hotdog warlord and release the slop!

Christian Glen

Slop please.

David Eric Ricketts

Your content output compared to other comedians is an absolute fucking joke

Kenjamin

Derp

Chris Seifried

It's time to rise up, someone post a free link to the latest Rothschild Ep

Tyler Reed

4 a month to 3 a month , heading to 2.

zippy zipster

its obvious at this point that there is no schedule. so. whatever.

Sewer World

Summer is over , cummon man !

Knight Miester

Late again smfh

Daniel Stevens

Best be calling Travis a re re

Dawgz 2024

He’s a fuck shit ton funnier than Mikhail Bolus , that cuck faced bimbo bolus probably thinks someone cares what he thinks is funny as if it’s not subjective

You’re a pile of sticks .

Late again retard

Collin Hecker

I just like his voice and Tims impression

Samuel Brister

I say he is funny

victor

God ray is so unfunny. So out of his depth

Mikhail Bolus

Always assumed Ray was a jew

Salil Al-Sawarim

Post the episode pig

Hayden Nicoson

Tttsskkaaaaahahaha

Joseph Leamy

Hey Tim, if you forgot your Patreons password you can post the ep on yotube…

Googaa25

I love ray so so much. This is the best episode of the year

Tyler Thompson

“I’m like Lord Byron” lmaooo

Oblong Aurelius

Well it looks like a Hot Dog Warlord wont save us after all.

Christian Glen

Where’s Kump

Dylan Roberts

U obviously haven’t watched the Alex Jones reel with arrows pointing to big Mike’s dick. She is dancing on Ellen with her big dick floppin around in her pats suit in front of the world.

Rey Wier

She still has the dick boys

Rey Wier

Get the mic off the producer. We pay for the Pig, not an awkward laugh track. At least Ben’s laugh was subtle, this is like he’s co-hosting. Enough!

Two Car

Imagine paying $20/month for a Kump video every 3 months

Cow Love

If your still mad about Ray being on the show just kys

andrew delgado

Remix of "Momma Is Gone" by Tim Dillon and "Daddy Why You Die" by Bobby Lee when?

Rebop

More Bible content!

Casey Cook

And help build you into a beautiful better ben.

Dawgz 2024

Dawgz 2024

The cat?

You’re a pile of sticks .

My brother in Christ

You’re a pile of sticks .

Sucks we gotta wait till Tims dad or Joe dies for another top tier show. “Ray’s got a gun”

Cuve_AE

They just released their last movie. It was really funny, great way to land a series.

Cuve_AE

Fuck you oscar

GAGE CARLSON

RAYS GOT A GUN! 🎶🕺🏻

Brandon W

too much info... learn how to edit yourself

Jon Udell

Booo

Trevor Kight

Go watch any Metalocalypse episode with Murderface’s grandmother in it and you will be able to picture what I see when I hear Ray Kump.

Total Home Grown

Same boat here I can’t understand shit the guy says and he tries to go on tangents that make 0 sense

Total Home Grown

Agree

Trevor Kight

Booo

Trevor Kight

No

Trevor Kight

Condolences Tim on the passing of your mum. You loved her and this must be hard for you buddy.

Aaron

Yo Finn, YOU HAVE A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT else it wouldn’t bother you so much Bc u hate yourself RAY’s GOTTA GUN!!

L

Shhhhh don’t let them use brain powe

You’re a pile of sticks .

Life in the big city

Guillermo Gutierrez

I feel bad for you, seriously

Caleb Bean

Ray and Tim dying laughing reminded me of Bert and Tom losing it over Bert’s kool aid habit 🤣

Jason

Ray is literally the only good episodes now…

Bryce Purser

*again lol

Xaniel Diognosus

People with a variety of mental health issues get prescribed a variety of medications and becomes problematic when they discover some don’t work or have awful side effects. Suggested since Tim worked closely with these issues with his mom that perhaps he could shed light on it.

Jason

Ray needs to be a permanent cohost

Mary Horner

Lmao, i know was gonna put one but wad exhausted after writing that book, basically they give antipsychotics out like candy, one of the most frequently prescribed types mostly for people who only have lik depression n then the side effects fuck u up, theres a ton of ppl suffering from cause this but pharma keeps its all hush hush Thats prolly as short as i could do lol

Xaniel Diognosus

Ray episodes are the best

Billy Brennan

I’m out. Wish you all well.

Luke Clements

As funny as your joke...

Lance

For fuck sake another one I can’t listen too because I can’t stand this fat fuck ray gargle the words out of his mouth

Finn

Someone give me the tdlr for this

Lance

Ray🙌🏻🙌🏻

Stephen Dodd

@Tim Dillon, lol, Being prescribed antipsychotics a ridiculous amount of times for primarily Depression, Anxiety/Panic Disorder/Dissociation/OCD, (all officially diagnosed[and there's plenty more that I an many other doctors agree are ridiculous or make half sense &/or no longer apply ..etc. but as I'll point out psychiatrist are DSM Calculators and 50% of the time socio-paths that determine your life's quality based off which Pharmaceutical company bought them the better steak to sell there newest line of pills that month and what keywords trigger there attention for that 1/2 second long enough to scribble down your the fate you'll have, until the next one. L O L) with, having tried to push this on me & my(much less neurotic ) sister + more friends , family and fellow 'peeps from psychiatrics' then any reasonable & informed person would ever want to believe. they have on maybe 6 or 7 different kinds after telling them they never work and cause horrible side-effects & even now(when I was wise enough once asked if I have allergies) have the 2 that caused me the my initial hellish experiences (Abilify & Latuda cause they won't put own the whole-drug class when I asked) listed as allergies like you would Penicillin or peanuts lol. But my point is they try to give Abilify for example with an antidepressant for depression, which should/is supposed to be be saved for the rarest situation as Tardive Dyskinesia (the side-effect that was causing Tim's poor Mom :( to rock & feel the most severe, anxious, dysphoria; No words could come close to explaining the level of discomfort I & so many others were the guinea pig of) may easily form, and that is why its so difficult for people with severe psychotic disorders {ex. Schizophrenia, Bipolar 1..etc.) with these medications as they must weigh between having the hell of the side-effects vs. their( if it works and if it does besides the Tardive D. symptoms they are like an apathetic zombie many times as well, that just eats sleeps for the majority of the day with a small window of time be exist yet with a diminished capacity) potential for sanity, not to mention they're a daily drug that can be from hundreds to upwards a $1,000+ from what I recall, it may have changed for better or worse in that sense. I think this could something you could look into Tim, sense your so close to the issue. and bring light to this topic that many are unaware of but its undoubtable that it's one of the biggest yet least talked about contributors to the "Mental health Crises" in this country. WITH HAVING 5 out of the TOP 25 MOST PRESCRIBED psychiatric medications in the US as of 2020 (and after large lawsuits filed against "ASTRAZENCA", for example, for this very reason facilitating of the over-prescription of such intense medications for unnecessary reasons; These statistics are increasingly difficult to find without knowledge of of the necessary resources and studies, when they used to be published as an increasingly popular yearly article along with many opinion and conversation pieces along with it. now even many past links to articles of this nature are miraculously broken. could definitely be coincidental regardless, why is this a topic hats ALWAYS seemingly left out of the "Mental Health Crises" discussions)but these are just thoughts and experiences of someone with firsthand knowledge, fuck do i know im not in college debt for perpetuity ,unless I am, but does it really matter in this realm at the end of the day. RIP MS. DILLON, you will be cherished by many for years and years to come.

Xaniel Diognosus

We stand with Kump 🫡

Madeline Green

Tim is a day late. No excuses.

Private Scepter

Rip Tim’s mum you birthed a legend and your no longer suffering

Curtis Stanfield

That’s a great idea!

Jorge Espinha

I believe you.

Jorge Espinha

schizo posting in honor of tims mom i get it nice

Eric

Spot a single difference between tim's "mom is dead" song and donda... i'll wait

Eric

Thank you Tim's mom... God bless... ,🙏🏼Tim.

Zach leonard

Regardless of Tim’s mom comedy and laughters, I hope she is honoured for her life from baby to mom to difficult end of life. My mom passed recently and even she was so hard towards the end I try to make peace. I love you Tim

Mimi Lafrance

Yes. For 12 years now.

Bryan

It was fire

Sponge

Is it expensive ?

Sponge

this is fantastic 😂 Dudes car was loaded for FUN 🤩 City Cum Pig

CutiePatootieFistingChrissysBootyIfInTheMoody

Tim may not be silenced And yes good read ty

L

Yo ray, g’lord

L

and btw you wear them $2000 shades

L

St peters and the Vatican museum are incredible and worth the visit

Craig Daste

Dillon Kump 2024 🇺🇸

CutiePatootieFistingChrissysBootyIfInTheMoody

RIP to the Greatest American Trump 🇺🇸 supporter! 😇 ☘️ 🙏 “… she used to eat pizza 🍕 at the mall and that is all..” All hail the cum 💦 🐖💦pigs mom!

CutiePatootieFistingChrissysBootyIfInTheMoody

Realizing as I hear Mike Pence speak tonight, I get the same feeling as when I hear Kump discuss culture and the like

Ryan DiNatale

His lack of common sense makes him the perfect foil

Elliot Cruickshank

eps a classic

Table Top.

Why is the producer’s mic turned up so high? I don’t need to hear him chortle. The only death I’m concerned with on this podcast is the death of decorum! Keep him quiet!

Jared Vanderveen

$20/month for more Kump. What a deal.

Cow Love

Hotdog warlord is Tim or his dad Mama Timmy got the buns Peace be w u Dillon fam 🪷☘️🪷

L

Condolences Tim Love u And congratulations:)

L

Rays lack of common sense seems to grow every time I listen to him. Best part of Ray is without a doubt when Tim is imitating him

Ryan DiNatale

RIP Mermaid Mama Dillon. Thanks for birthing a funny cunt that the world needs right now. ❤️

Deniska Badman

Ahhh I have family in the Order of Malta, it always just seemed like a series of cocktail parties for Connecticut yuppies with a religious underpinning. Also, my condolences for your loss. Take honor in the fact that you cared for her, and give yourself grace in the grieving process ☘️

Erin

First Tim’s mom now the hotdog warlord. RIP…End of an era.

M C

Best part of the podcast

Chad D

Ray is as funny as my shoe falling off

Adam

Also RIP the hotdog warlord

Castlebar

My condolences 🙏

Andrei Bogdan

Possible. But doubtful. I'm going with Occam's Razor, here... The havering idiot I've heard mumbling out horseshit about things he barely comprehends for many years is, once again, being a havering idiot mumbling out horseshit. And yeah, I've heard COMEDY before... But never from Ray Kump. His pal Tim blowing up is the best thing to happen to this dolt in his life. Lucky son of a gun, Ray is.

dgitaylor45

POV you went to a Catholic HS and this pod started giving you Nam Flashbacks

Foley's Wedding Planner

Tim - GOD BLESS YOU. Lost my mom last November. She too was in a nursing home for 20 years. It's sad - but it's a relief. And screw all those people who show up at the funeral and weren't there the last 20 years. GOD WILL GET 'EM TOO.

Joseph Dupnik

I made the mistake of going to that exact church he talks about for Christmas Eve and it was wild to go through if you had no idea that its "their thing" they do just for Christmas Eve

Foley's Wedding Planner

Pfff, maybe he know more than he lets on and it's all an act. Clowns tend to do that. Do you even listen to COMEDY? 😅

Alex Mac Donald

Oh FFS. Kump is such an ignorant dumbfuck. I know more about Catholicism than this fuckin' guy, and I'm a Jew who's never set foot in a church. I love you Tim, but please, man... quit fueling this smooth-brained dolt's delusions of adequacy.

dgitaylor45

RIP to the hot dog warlord …. I thought he was going to fly us all to safety.

You’re a pile of sticks .

Im a fan of Lil Duval

Santiago Ochoa

I know the talent doesnt see this, its just read by the giggler. Regardless my condolences RIP . But i know Tim will find the silver lining, like more money for toke.bowls.

Santiago Ochoa

Sorry about your mom, Tim. Please have Ray on permanently. Glad he’s such a good friend to you.

Muffuletta

God tier pod boys.

Wes

I always knew it'd end with an armed standoff with police, but never thought Ben would do it in the food court of an IKEA

Foley's Wedding Planner

This ep made me miss midnight vigils at Our Mother of Consolation. So... it's got me thinking... does Blue Chew make a chewable Risperdol?

Bridge

Can we just let ray do the entire funeral....

Foley's Wedding Planner

Tim don’t listen to Ray he’s an apostate controlled by Satan. Catholicism is real, repent before it’s too late, the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand.

Maarten .

"Rays got a gun....RAYS GOT A GUN"

Foley's Wedding Planner

Hahahah, moron. This close to Gilgo guy getting nabbed does make me wonder if they find some more info

Castlebar

Horrible idea. Kump is something I just put up with since I like Tim.

dgitaylor45

Sorry for your loss Tim, I know you were hard on Ben at times but never thought he would kill your mom. Guess you were right about him after all.

Maarten .

Also sorry for your loss Tim we love you man

Vasco Da Gama

Classy episode Ray was on a heater as always great episode

Vasco Da Gama

Brendan Schaub did it at his grandma's

Jason Grigorchuk

Are you actually

Jason Grigorchuk

Too many pseudoscientists and right wing grifters lmao

Jason Grigorchuk

Once a family member is mentally disabled they're basically dead. I know that from personal experience. To tim she died like 15 years ago and this was just the body. Maybe I'm exaggerating a bit but, it's somewhat true. I had a family member die like that and I still cried when it happened but I got over it semi quickly because it basically already happened months before

Jason Grigorchuk

Why

Jason Grigorchuk

RAY's Gotta GUN!

Dick Olson III

Rays gotta gun!

Dick Olson III

That was mean brow. I already have four.

David

Grow a pair, this is a comedy podcast

Caleb Bean

Hell yeah Nana crooked doctors should get what’s coming to ‘em

Colby Maynor

Atrolak & adderall are our generation’s queludes

Colby Maynor

Or was she just mean to you

David

Is it true. Do you really open your pod cast like that. What the fuck man.

David

Sorry about your mom

Timothy

Ray can really make Tim laugh. RIP Mama Dillon ❤️

Jackson

Rays got a gun lmaoo

Soursd

Lischten t'me! It's a reasonable lunch!

Colin

A catholic episode. Great

Raul Morel

God I live Tim and Ray.

Sean Keeran

I spit out my water like a cartoon on the Shirley Temple bit

Haley Price

Yeah SSRIs are phucked.

Soursd

Sorry for your loss Tim ❤️

Zordon

I know at least one of you thought I was lying when I said Tim was asking for a beat

You’re a pile of sticks .

COMING SOON...GUINEA PIG...

Luke Dautel

Sorry for your loss Tim ❤️ anyway here is some cool news https://patch.com/new-york/millerplace-rockypoint/s/irbs3/former-suffolk-police-chief-charged-with-sex-act-ce?utm_source=alert-breakingnews&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=alert&user_email=012b7c3f61c5b0f72a725b9fa0b5681ade2e66e2e7af7f89fae6a52ece95d684

Jenn

I love Ray, I wish Rogan still allowed humor on his show.

Curt

Rays got a gun, rays got a gun lmfao. Won’t lie that was kinda hard. Would love to hear hotdog warlord will save us on that beat. Condolences my dude.

M C

Rip mom of pig

Steven J Blea

Been on quetipine, not great.

Choked a tute with Father bills skin flute

Best episode ive heard in a while, ray and you together is the best. RIP moma pig ✊

Muhammad married a 6 year old

Objectively the funniest episode in months. Ray needs to be a regular guest like once a week or once every other week.

Adam Pond

Tim Dillon talking about church. Finally, my worlds have collided.

Billy Heather

RIP Mrs. Dillion!🙏🏼

Tinka Andrade

RIP. Great ep

Simon MacRae

Rip. The rap saved my life 😭

Failwhale34

More Kump

Abdallah H

Sorry brother, were doing our own shows! Come on over and join us on the Kump Dump!! Besides if Ray came back here what would we do with Lucie?

Kumpslut

Tell Ray "Im a wine princess bitch"

Kumpslut

Tims mother dying is what the podcast needed. Great episode. Really enjoyed the scholarly insights about the church.

Handsome twink

Yea I was on that shit for 3 months and I was like " I think these motherfuckers are trying to kill me" so i stopped all my meds and havent been to the VA in 5 years, probably saved my own life lol

Kumpslut

I would steal dollars and coins and five dollar bills from her purse as able. A ten or twenty would have been missed in a flash. And yes the Irish we do deal with sadness with levity - thank sweet Jesus. ;)

Nana. B

Tim, I'm sure you'll never see my post.. BIG Brother but I am sorry for the weight of your complex emotions at this time. Just her absence. I know that you will miss even being annoyed by her. Or manipulated. There is now a void. My Mother is schizophrenic and almost to her end. Burned everything down, and yet, I will miss the sheer uniqueness of her character and the challenging moments that she'd bring. I'd love to compare and share stories! I hope you find peace and laughter in her passing and a deep resolve in your commitment to her. I admire your intentions as far as I can see them. Thank you for what you give us as a community. A hammer, a pillow and a focus. You are dear to me and I pray that this time would have its perfect work in you. Love you, Your SIster, Cindra

Michael W Smith

Hampton NH dump - but you are beloved.

Nana. B

Imagine they rapid withdrew her - how fucked up that is. Fucking criminal.

Nana. B

The fact they weened her without protocol - is criminal. You should in fact sue. If only for the material. Fuck them.

Nana. B

Tim. Sorry for your loss. I hope she is at peace and you as well. Xo

Nana. B

My condolences for your loss Tim, I hope you can monetize this tragedy.

Cuve_AE

🐶

Total Home Grown

Lol. Cue Elton Johns/Ray/Tim's threnody "Candle in the grift"

Emilia Tessaro

Condolences to Tims mother 🤍🌹 Not tryna to minimise the loss- but that eulogy remix 🙌 . Best eulogy ever

Emilia Tessaro

Please just make Ray permanent cohost again.

Markgriddle9

As a Catholic priest, this was the episode I’ve been waiting for. Although I was really hoping for some material about the upcoming synod. (Hey Tim I’m heading to Rome in October! I’ll show you around!)

Bryan

If you pay me $5 a month in doge coin, I will edit out Kump’s voice and add in Ben’s laugh

Mean Mike

RIP to tim dillon's mother. Jokes aside you are brilliant mind and one of the funniest and most intelligent person Ive ever listened to in my entire life I know your mother is proud.

Emeka Ezekwem

I wish her well ⛳️🏌‍♂️

carlos luna

Tim's confronting mortality and i like it. God bless

Kristopher Germo

“Pope wanted to fuck Shirley Temple”lol’d

Dylan Roberts

also plz wear something so expensive its a sin to do it at a funeral^^ maybe a fitted pitch black gucci suit, a 1 of 1 and a watch with so much ice on it it tells ppl, yeah i do cocaine on a yacht . who the fuck are you??=.@

C

messier dillon, plz for the love of all thats holy, you need to give your mother a good sendoff. i recommend (even though you said she would be cremated) a precession, but not just any. a good ole cajun jazz funeral. hire a big band, extras to be in the precession, get a old black woman to do southern funeral songs at the end of the precession hire ppl who never knew her to give crazy ass eulogies and maybe a handful of snake handlers rolling around the floor speaking tongues^^

C

They still do in places where the pre-1970 Mass is said. If you have a FSSP or SSPX Church in your area you will hear chant at a High Mass.

Brandon Burns

RAY’S GOT A GUN!

Curran DeLong

As a half Indian and half Puerto Rican man i could not approve of eating Indian food out of a pouch .

Inderpal Singh

The range of subjects discussed on this episode covers a staggering amount of genres and philosophies.

Jeff

I like how within ten seconds Ray goes from “it’s a bit high in sodium” to “it’s not that salty” when talking about his Indian food pouches.

Jeff

Lovely of Ray to show up and make his friend laugh.

Dee

Kump's voice even sounds more plump

HN

The state of the Church today is essentially lefty boomers vs. traditionalist young people with a bunch of people in the middle who don’t know what is going on.

Brandon Burns

God I needed this to be a visual when Ray involved Pope and Shirley Temple.

Callie franklin

Yeah Hitler targeted Catholics too not saying he didn’t. Just saying there’s some suspiciously close ties between the Vatican and Nazi germany that nobody talks about. For example the pope attended Hitlers 50th birthday party in 1945.

Taylor

Look up John Bishop. He was a pastor in Vancouver, Washington and he got caught smuggling drugs. I went to his church for a long time. They're making a movie about it

Mitchell Wells

Could’ve used that straight fire you were spitting for the cremation smh

Charles Pansler

Luv u king pig, rest up to the goat, godpig watches over her

ud

I’m no Catholic Church apologist, but Hitler persecuted Catholics pretty extensively. He didn’t attempt to genocide them like he did the Jews, but he filled the concentration camps with Catholic clergymen who resisted the Nazis in any way.

Craig Russell

Stop bringing your death into my sphere. What do you want me to do?

Castlebar

This is one of my favorite episodes. I had a bad experience with Opus Dei, but I’m still a practicing Roman Catholic, even discerned the ordained Priesthood in the Archdiocese of Chicago. Tim, you are one of my unintentional spiritual directors (I used to say that jokingly.) I pray for the deceased, it’s what we’re suppose to do. Thank you for taking care of your mom before she passed. We’re suppose to do that to and I hope to imitate you more for my own mom and dad. 🙏💕☘️

Smalllightstillhere

I was going to unsubscribe for a couple months but now I feel bad.

Noa Rydholm

No tim being composed is not it rn

Oscar Delgado

I'll go to the Vatican for the public execution any Pope.

Bruder Merkwürdigliebe

Tasty Bite = instant diarrhea

Bruder Merkwürdigliebe

Hi @Jake

Anastasia Beaverhausen

Vatican is a huge let down. I didn’t want to go but my husband insisted, he’s a mechanical engineer. I have a degree in art history and I love Italian art. Images in textbooks are more detailed than what you can see in person so I knew seeing in person wouldn’t compare. The Vatican is so crowded. If you do go, get a private tour so you can skip general admission lines. Once your through the line, ditch the tour guide and have lunch at the cafe in the middle of the pavilion and enjoy the grounds. The Vatican museum is fine but be prepared to get herded like cattle. Also, the Sistine chapel has no lighting so you can’t see the frescos very well. If you’re not that into seeing all of it, might be worth skipping.

Anastasia Beaverhausen

The VA prescribed me Risperdal over the phone without ever seeing me, and Tim is right that shit will fuck you up

Kumpslut

Shut the fuck up, fatso.

Tyler

Just recommended another tier where I could pay more money to watch it in video form and you guys are just dumb as shit like the shit in the bottom of the baby diaper. That’s right has been in the bottom of some welfare mama‘s fucking diaper bag for like three years and then she has another baby and she finds that diaper that’s you shitty

Jade

Motherfucker, if you think I put my real name on this shit, you’re dumb as piss

Jade

Jesus Christ another bitch on her period.

Love Jokes

Who cares

jake

Cunt hole incense.

Colin

By the way im a very good swimmer👀

Tyler Manning

Things the Vatican did during ww2: -Financially backed Nazi germany and Italy during ww2 -backed Italy due to a multi billion dollar real estate investment years prior -acted as hitlers personal bank -financed the largest German arms manufacturers -took out life insurance policies on jews -pushed to become a sovereign country so they could have a “national bank” so they don’t have to report a balance sheet

Taylor

We wish you well

Tyler

The way Ray said “sorry for your loss” he’s never cared about anything less than Tim’s dead mother

Kim Jong Fumes makes Xi JenPyoing

I’ve never heard Tim laugh this hard. I had the biggest smile listening to it.

MrsAvery

Ethan…. Thanks for your contribution and thanks for your service.

Jade

Gtfo weirdo

Ethin

Here's hoping they have lightly-cooked French fries in Heaven #RIPatty

Michael Kane

Great choice with macro plate btw, I’ve used macro plate in LA since 2019 and has totally transformed by body. They are tasty and high quality and fresh.

Josh Wolf

Rays got a gun!

Gerald

I went to private roman catholic school kindergarten-8th grade. Public high school for D1 athletics but couldn't hang with D1 politics. Life's a St8 up Trip. Tim sending love and hugz

Soursd

Our sincere condolences 💐. Great podcast and the best way to through pain is with laughter. Ray is a great companion for that. God bless

Pheyk Bizness

Next time our prize pig is late he’s going to say his father died. Kidding! If you’re great, you can be late.

David Eric Ricketts

Small skeletons🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ray is great today

Nobody Special

Sorry about your loss Tim

MRKANE

I love hearing my two favorite piggies squeal.

Koko97

RAY’S GOT A GUN!!!!!!!

Darren

"Now I'm not a doctor..." "I'm not a religious scholar..." Tim: What's in the Vatican bank? Ray: Small skeletons. Ladies and Gentlemen, The great Ray Kump

Guy WithNoTV

HAHAHAHA

Guy WithNoTV

Thank you

matthias bowie

Was at the NH show with the broad who got up to pee🙄…BEST COMEDY SHOW I’ve been too thank you Timmy d!!!!

Jacob Lear

That freestyle rap is hopefully dropped at your ma's funeral. Wonderful sendoff from the heart.

Trunky

Sorry for your loss Tim. Thank your for Kump, otherwise this episode would be a loss.

Will

Yeah I agree. There’s a lot of side-effects. I will say Risperdal is better then many of the first generation Antipsychotics which are the biggest offenders of TD which can be debilitating. Risperdal is better then say zyprexa and clozapine when it comes to weight gain. Abilify can cause some aggression initially and is linked to gambling issues. While Risperdal is one of the biggest offenders of gynecomastia. Generally, if someone has intense delusions you’ll need a powerful antipsychotic to get them out of it. While Risperdal isn’t without side-effects, it’s still very useful for many cases. I definitely feel bad for anyone that needs to take any of that stuff. Even antidepressants suck when it comes to side-effects. Many people don’t realize….I found it a little cringe when he commented that the doctors were saving money by cutting her meds. I sort of doubt that. Many patients, especially older patients, need to have medications reduced due to their bodies changing. They generally need less medications. She also may have been having some horrible side-effects. For instance, lithium overtime WILL KILL your kidneys. There’s nothing you can do to stop it. Same with depakote, overtime it will effect your liver. It becomes a risk vs, benefit situation.

Lynn Chemel

Use the eulogy to announce you’re running for office

Bobby Dominguez

You can find Ben working the Starbucks on La Cienaga by the Beverly Center

Bad As Can

Rays most recent pod was above average, but idk about all of the Kump eps…

Dino Fonz

I will pray for you

Raspants

Bless your heart

Raspants

rays pod is above average

Samuel

I’ll be your mom now tim

dayron perez

Sorry Tim

__

my condolences rest in peace mama tim

Xavi

Absolutely not

Urethra Franklin

Can we just bring Ray back full time? Also, he’s a great friend to you Tim, I’m so glad you’ve stayed so tight with him! His solo act not so great but together you guys are magical.

Dino Fonz

I'm sorry for your loss Tim!

Christiana Williams

Was at the NH show- iconic. The outfit, you fit right in💀

Jane Sooch

Tradgedy brings out the hahas sometimes

AllTooEasy_

Condolences

FF Tuckin’M’Sackback Cos I Paid John Alite In The Daylight To Come See Father Bill wit a Black-light so Cuz better Act Right- Bu

Literal laughtears rolling down for 20 seconds at the Shirley temple you know what moment ….

Ben Seales

As a poor who can't afford that tier I still support this idea

James

Stream the funeral here. Its the Rothschild episode we all deserve

Pog Daddy

Why are we hearing the producer

Mr. Bob Dobalina

No Patreon/Spotify link yet? Weak

Adam Osmak

This was the funniest episode to me in a longggggg time

Kevtron

I would pay good money to get a video clip of Tim's speech at his mother's funeral. Do it for the patron fans Tim.

gaurav roy

Everyone knows momma Tim was paddleboarding with the Obamas but the MSM wont cover it.

Ben Pitchford

Is it too much to ask for a rap album with the two fat men?

Alec Neino

I regret disparaging Tim for being late, He deserves our love and support in this pig time,

Frank Drebin

Woody Allen is playing jazz clarinet in Milan at Blue Note

Joe Rinaldi

No it’s not it’s just a patreon and he doesn’t have video like ever it’s not as entertaining. I did the 20$ tier for a while and he wasn’t posting shit so yeah ima make a comment. I listen to all types of comedians podcasts I would assume from a competitive perspective video would be helpful. It’s not hard to turn on a camera point it at someone he said it himself before.

Jade

Sorry for your loss Tim. Investigate Ben, he may have had a hand in this....

DentonVisual

Kump is the closest thing to filling the Ben-sized hole in our hearts ❤️‍🩹

Gromit ®

If we pay extra can we get episodes without Ray Kump or just get his voice dubbed out?

Total Home Grown

This is an extra episode…

George Stephen

Lol grounded in foolishness. They are just followers. Lost internally. Grounded externally in their community and rituals.

matthias bowie

I went to church with my sister..... they sang that song. Were you there. When they raaaaaped the boyy

matthias bowie

Did you know “Catholic” means “universal”…I’ve been reading St. Augustine’s “City of God” (apparently this was Charlemagne’s fav book) Augustine was a professor of Rhetoric (as Rome was being invaded)…and “The Rule of St. Benedict” on how monks should live in harmony (silence was very important and recitation of psalms) never been to a Catholic Mass—as a classical musician, I wish they sang the Gregorian Chants…

Violin Viola Masterclass

look man why am i paying more to listen here when i get video on youtube and its free like wtf... without the video its not really worth it and is half as entertaining.... make a tier which unlocks videos or something like wth.. lemon party and hatewatch both have video so does yannis.... like everyone does. its seriously annoying.

Jade

Love kump

insidejoke

I’m pivoting to Bombay potatoes.

Peter Mountjoy

Ray kump is by far and away, my favourite guest/co-host. It always puts a smile on my face when I see, he's on the pod.

Aaron Lennon

Southern Baptists do not handle snakes. That is Pentacostal. Southern Baptists are actually very conservative business minded people. I grew up atheist on the West Coast and spent some time with a SB church when I lived in Memphis for a while. Baptists churches can vary greatly but these were some of the most grounded kind hearted people I ever met. I know no one will read this lol.

Raspants

The new guys laugh is brutal

Samuel Chambers

KUMP!

True Rambler

Nah but pickle my head and bring it out for Christmas

Delyn Kirstein

TURN MY HEADPHONES UP. TURN THEM SHITS UP

B_n4sty

You are going to hell boys! You are going to hell……Shirley Temple! Jesus!

Jorge Espinha

Sorry to hear about your mother.

Jeff Carpenter

Can we get a 3XL t shirt that says "I can count my own calories!"?

Tj Turner

Condolences Tim. Glad we have Kump with us this episode

Dave

You mean to tell me none of you caught when Tim asked what’s in the Vatican bank and Kump goes “a bunch of small skeletons probably” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

10000 Reasons

It’s about time

Big Mike

Tasty bite

mikesi1983

R.I.P Patty Slides

Dale Thomson

My whole life is being allowed into places I’m not supposed to be

Baddogmama

Ray would be a great transgender

Samuel Chambers

The man who made Tim Dillion, the MAN who it’s all owed to. The hefty, the ROTUND, the verbally UN-agile yet knowledgeable… KUMPPPP!!!

Christian Clark

KUMP MY RUMP!!!

Christian Clark

KUMP!!!!

Christian Clark

Rest in Peace to your mother Tim , I hope you are taking it well and continue to prosper and make people laugh from the depths of their gullet. Be best

Swaggy D

Tim, Sending love and deepest condolences to you and your family on the passing of your mother… You will do a great job speaking at her service. I encourage you to be okay with any emotion or lack of emotion while you’re speaking, and throughout the entire process. There is no right or wrong way to process/grieve. Be kind and gentle with yourself ❤️Love u

Dawn Junior

Rip Tim’s mother, the Princess Diana of Long Island.

Michelle

Where do I paste this rss link on Spotify pls send help ima piggy

Dan Phillips

Fun fact about Tim’s mom. She was actually the original little mermaid #OG

Piotr Dembowy

They filmed a few church scenes in Lafayette Louisiana a Baptist Church off Kaliste Saloom .. same church.. the church me and my family was at...... And I think think I was s janitor and mowed the je grass. . there at the time...

Archduke Abino

You can just rap the eugoogly... But seriously - sending thoughts and prayers your way, Tim.

Hannah

Tim’s book release has been pushed back to May 2024. Fake business at its finest baby

Mean Mike

Ben throwing his toys out the pram was the best thing that happened to this show. KLU KLUX KUMP is back.

Joe Dobbs

Are you thinking getting yourself stuffed amounted.. and then .. a marionette shom?? ..... Say..... Yes ..... !n.. put on marionette show with you. Dead body just like rope. Good strong hanging rope ... that would be a show. That would be way to go out cuz you could you fuck it.... There's so many things you can do at the end. You u could out caradine style .. It sucks because you can make all these plans Dragon know what you're doing. You know you're dead. you're gone. You're lights out you know . So really it's up to people... IYou des... What you pretend that your designating and then we someone sort of makes a call after if you fucked it up and picked the wrong person...

Archduke Abino

This is been running like a Swiss clock.

Jorge Espinha

Stuff an uterus inside one of them and they can be sent to colonize Mars with Musk

Jorge Espinha

I eat Tasty Bites stuff and they’re actually kinda good lol

DanielDragon

Risperidone may be pretty useless as an antipsychotic, but it sure does do a great job of helping men grow boobs and lactate.

Lilith

I worked as a registered nurse in mental health for over 20 years, and I'm afraid I do not agree with you at all. Risperidone is shit. The side effects are horrendous (feel like growing boobs and lactating boys? Or how about a permanent internal feeling of intolerable restlessness?) and it doesn't work very well. It's just not a very good drug, even by the standards of antipsychotics which are generally pretty heinous.

Lilith

I wish her well

Josh Bartlett

This was magnificent

Logan Kelley

I wish you could lose a family member every week! This was amazingly fun. with deepest sympathy you are in our thoughts.

John Peate

Kump episodes are cozy

Mean Mike

I was laying in bed listening and almost had to leave the room so I didn’t wake my husband during the rap. I was silently dying.

Michael Lorusso

BIG MIKE 2024 CHANGE (Yes we can!)

Tom

RAY’S GOT A GUN!

Michael Lorusso

That rap was single-handedly the funniest shit I’ve ever heard hahahaha

H. K.

The freestyle was refreshing

Logan Byrd

Risperidone is the go to drug for most schizophrenics. It works well and has few if any side effects. The problem with it is that slowly a patient will build up a tolerance, when that happens they get prescribed one of many other drugs that all have serious side effects. After a month on the replacement their tolerance disappears and they can go back on risperidone. I worked in a assisted living home and my clients went through this regularly. That doctors and nurses don't explain this to relatives is fucked up.

R

Bring back Ray as co host

Elliot Cruickshank

I know Tim said that he felt like his mom died a long time ago, but I still feel sad for him! So many laughs hearing about Patty since 2020, I hope she’s happier now & can comprehend the legend of a degenerate pig she raised. Don’t relapse Timmy xxx

Ani

Negative, some of it was mildly sped up . 1-2 skipped 5-10 mins of silence

You’re a pile of sticks .

Thanks pig

herbius derbius

Muma Dillion would want you to scatter her ashes over the people in the next Trump rally. If you can get a bit of her mixed in with some of Trump jr coke rails. Then he can snort her off Kimberly's butt hole. RIP OG little mermaid

Kitty D

Much love brotherbear

RA man

Even though at Magoobys I got to shake your hand between shows

RA man

If she could have taken me with her. Play in DC

RA man

Let’s hope the audio works on this one

Emerson Powell

It'd calm me down

Bob Smith

I've been on risperadol

Bob Smith

If i die i want to serve the luncheon during the funeral. I would want more of a spooky funeral tho. Like after its done i want them to open the coffin and my body will be gone. Boom i was in the luncheon.

Delyn Kirstein

ANOTHER RAY!!! 🤘😝 What happened with the original upload, producer?

Dr. Juice

Hey Tim, why don’t you stop being gay and revert back to your faith?

Ji Heon

Yay!

Bobbie Roberts

there it is!

El Barto

Was something said they wanted to delete

Andreas Nussbaumer

Had to fix the audio. The Clinton's sabotaging the pod. #protectray

Normbugerking

Nutrition tips from Dr Raymond G Kump. I'm strapped in.

Pleasureman69000

Go to Bennigans

Jonathan

RAY’S GOT A GUN!

Daniel Levay