Bonus #209 - Greatest Story Ever Told

Not sure why the comments keep mentioning Ben Avery and Lemon Party. People can listen to both podcasts.

HummerEV96

The cops will do it for him, Oscar.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

What's that? Oinking noises? That big faggot is a millionaire!

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Klaus Schwab.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Exactly my feeling on the SAG strike.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

We all know the L stands for Lightfoot.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Nah it'll be Skynet. They just rolled out an autonomous stealth bomber with a six nuke payload.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Remember when the abuse was at least original?

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Cept it weren't no banana.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Bart was a low point. Only one I ever considered turning off.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

This deserves exponentially more likes.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

If they'd have dressed that snatch up like an Arby's roast beef sandwich it would have been a feeding frenzy.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I come here for conspiracy pig, not celebrity gossip hog.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Owen was found facedown and naked in a Milwaukee river.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Few things as bad as communist midgets.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

No excuses now mfs

Helton Porter

Raise the volume for the new ben. I have to literally raise the volume to max to hear what he says. Then tim is so loud that my ears die

Monk Mode

You piggies need to shut the fuck up and take your slop when it’s served

Marco Coelho

It would be weird if it were out on time

You

Where is our new episode? Find one of your houses and studios and get the slop going! I mean please.

David Eric Ricketts

He caught AIDS from Bort.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Lizzo inspired me to coin the name of my new favorite dessert! "Banana-Slit" You are welcome

Daryl J Mann

What was that whining sound Joe was making?

Dee

I'm going to strike Lizzo with a right hook

SparkyDHappyCat

Obviously Tim and not that boring dork ass

bailey

Ugh oh the oompaloompa's are going on strike. Somebody better tell Wonka

hedges

Ben Avery lemon party pod. Tim smokes crack now and Ben drinks non alcoholic beers who would you rather listen 2

Christopher Felten

Kymp np

Christopher Felten

The people that can afford it aint worried about it pig

Oscar Delgado

Please kys

Oscar Delgado

Please delete yourself

Oscar Delgado

Jesus Christ how broke are you in 2023 go donate plasma you fkn heathen. It’ll cover your annual fee

Oscar Delgado

it made my day.

Pog Daddy

The idea that Tim has read a single comment on his Patreon ever is ludacris

Chocolatecake24

Glad Tim’s never keeps a promise about when he’s dropping pods, keeps me pissed off and able to beat my wife every night

jake

I will keep paying $5 pig bc you’re the best ✨

Carolyn

How about a tour up and down the PCH from the Flying Spur ranting about the people you see? Just for us true Patreon enthusiasts.

David Eric Ricketts

Is this bitch in joker 2 or nah?

Christopher russell

Tim, can we please have MORE CONTENT?! For the love of God.

Tyler Mays

Agreed this fool needs to dance for us

Tyler Mays

Ok wtf Tim? We down to one or maybe two episodes a month now? Not cancelling, but man... This is hard to justify paying for at this point, even if it's a relative pittance.

dgitaylor45

Remember when you were funny. Not just bombastic and a contrarian gimmick which u only have now.

CrowFlyLow

Ben Avery lemon party podcast is all we need

Christopher Felten

Ben's gay little wrists would snap if he landed one punch

Tyler

Nor should he

Peter Mountjoy

Ben avery and stevewilldoit boxing match 💪👊👊 the pig needs to put up the money tho

carlos luna

Jace avery and ray kump boxing match than 💪👊👊

carlos luna

Its 20k subs.. and RIP ben 🙏😔

carlos luna

I love Eli Roth. I too, am a Bear Jew…but Eli…we need to Holocaust the sharks. Slice them and dice them as much as the Chinese want. Kill them slowly so they suffer. They are on the same level as Alligators. We eradicated wolves, buffalos…and if liberals stopped whining we could ethnically cleanse our shark populations.

Clinton Body Count

It sucks. Ben is a producer. He got too big for his britches! I wish him well.

Clinton Body Count

Finally…an honest man

Clinton Body Count

The absolute losers that come on here and try and spread the gospel of lemon party are the most insufferable humans. It’s absolute garbage. Ben is a wannabe edgelord. Their skits are dumb. Little Ben go too big for his britches!

Clinton Body Count

Good thing I don’t trust doctors

jake

Lemonparty is taking off?!?!? With 20K views ?! Tim gets around half a million for episode. In what universe can you compare these two podcasts?!

Jorge Espinha

That’s only fans material

Jorge Espinha

It’s dark comedy. You are not suppose to take it literally, I laugh because it’s outrageous.

Jorge Espinha

I hate doctors. This all makes sense.

Dylan Roberts

Sharks are godless killing machines with zero taste in fashion.

Christian Glen

Eli Roth needs to go the pot with his sharks

Mean Mike

I like sharks Fatman! Leave the sea alone! Be Best.

Jorge Espinha

TIM LOOKS LIKE BARSTOOLMINTZY

jimmy szatkowski

I can't believe tim charges 20 a month for no rothschild lmfaoo

skyler Martini

Please stop talking about fucking sharks

Handsome twink

The pig just dropped on YouTube

Oscar Delgado

I pay $5/mo so I can complain here bc it's cheaper than Better Help and you c#nts don't make me talk about my father.

Nick Palance Show

Your mom already has you slob

Oscar Delgado

Fuck you Oscar

Handsome twink

Was Ben the only reason the show used to come out on time?

Nathan Graves

Good show thanks dude

N Kushner

As our Pig says: it’s over!

David Eric Ricketts

audio producer doesn't use a microphone :/

Mason Strong

The pig is recording with rogan

Oscar Delgado

No just your taste

Oscar Delgado

I’ve been there. It’s a pretty weird spot. Very beautiful. Could definitely murder people there unimpeded.

Clinton Body Count

Buy some working headphones you poor! I’m a coastal elite and I can afford proper audio. I had no problem hearing this faggy producer speak.

Clinton Body Count

It is truly trash. Only smooth brains listen.

Clinton Body Count

Lemon Party Patreon isn’t trash thou.

Christopher Felten

Lemon Party is trash. I wish him well.

Frank Drebin

Lemon party is trash and it goes tk show you pigs would rather listen to that drunk near do well then support a comedic and political savant in ray Kump

Oscar Delgado

You must be new here lol

Kyle McLoughlin

Ben

You’re a pile of sticks .

No I think the pig is lost #prayfortim🙏

carlos luna

#prayfortim 🙏

carlos luna

#prayfortim🙏

carlos luna

I think tim is lost he sees Ben's podcast blowing up..so he doesn't know if he should lean.. into that kind of content or stick to the old content..tim is lost #prayfortim 🙏🙏

carlos luna

You’re a pile of sticks .

We would have killed Ben by now if shit was ever this late before. YOU SET THIS SCHEDULE, FATTY! Stick to it.

Bertram Bunch

7-10 days apart usually

L

Does anyone know when episodes are supposed to be released?

Dylan Roberts

Shut up

Caleb Massin

Oof...chill dude

Neil Stile

I to this day have absolutely no idea what Tim's actual politics are and I've been listing for years I think he's A-politcal with a slight liberal leaning I'm pretty sure he's a big free speech absoluionist

Bryce Ehret

Dude that's the joke that's the worst thing you could possibly say and also the worst take you could have but it's funny to poke at it

Bryce Ehret

I have very mixed feelings about this episode. Tim is always taking the wrong side of every issue, but to hear a woman speak earnestly about her sexual abuse at the hands of someone more powerful than her, and then Tim calls her a fat pig and a liar... this did not sit right with me.

Joe William Pollack

This is proof they read the comments

Handsome twink

For the love of fucking GOD, get a good producer

D0.0.mer C0.0mer

Imagine there was a time when the Pig put out episodes on a consistent schedule. Now I have absolutely no idea when to expect an episode.

josh

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOUR SIR. THE BULK OF THE SERIES. NOT AN INTELECTUAL LIGHTWEIGHT.

Jorge Espinha

He has the chops.

Jorge Espinha

You are a sick puppy. Be Best

Jorge Espinha

Pig, can we have a reunion episode with Ben. Either put your differences aside or fuck him into submission

Shawn Burns

https://youtu.be/317hSfKwt5o here is the Rothschild episode

Pog Daddy

If there's no episode soon, expect retribution pig

Frank Drebin

Waiting for the Rothschild.

Paul

I don't think Owen lastest more than a few weeks. Travis has been around for a while. He's the twink that 'pitches' broadcasts for FOX 11 in L.A. "Travis Rice"

Paul

Wait till you hear his thoughts on “the Ukraine”. lol

Smokey Waffles

Yeah fully agree

Smokey Waffles

Yet here you are dummy

Pj Smith

hey M F how about you keep your mouth shut

Pj Smith

We care Alex. We care. Be Best.

Jorge Espinha

If his going to talk with the producer it’s nice to hear the reply. Otherwise, just don’t talk with the guy

Jorge Espinha

no its not

Joe Boiko

Wheres the episode you beached whale?

Handsome twink

Lol, enjoy your summer

L

I try.

DentonVisual

If you're gonna talk to the Producer can you please give him a mic. I know you dont want anothe Ben happening but its annoying

M F

Be best

Lance

Both of you please vote yourself off the Patreon

Oscar Delgado

You’ve been on a roll tim these last couple of episodes are bangers

murph sk8s

Here here Ben was alright but he's no Tim

Mathew

Lol

You’re a pile of sticks .

King pig, go people watch at Walmart. Something please

You’re a pile of sticks .

For the love of god.

You’re a pile of sticks .

F4

You’re a pile of sticks .

You, no!

You’re a pile of sticks .

Shut your whore mouth

Nick

You retards are still complaining about Ben and the show not being good. Then unsubscribe. The show was hilarious before ben and it continues to be.

Alex Dreyer

You’d love Hong Kong, dim sum n beautiful

L

U a dickhead Denton

L

Annd there ain’t no problem w my audio, y’all got fried food stuck in yo ears. Ty, good night

L

Air pods pro are 250 and should cost 80 — buy something better quality

L

This is definitely not his best showing.

Aardvark

So is Owen out as producer? Who is Travis?

Jane Sooch

Vote with your wallet then man.

Aardvark

Trying to kill the fatted calf 🤣

Dawn Junior

This show has completely changed. This new producer is shit, and Tim is getting caught up in his money. I miss the disparaging ads he used to do, or the dramatic monologues. Now all he does is scream and name drop. It sucks

Ridge Allen

You should quit your life. Do every1 a favor and hit alt delete

Oscar Delgado

Best episode ever. Bunch of fatty boom batties

Billiam

He just wants to be marketable, but he doesn’t understand. He made his money off conspiracies. It’s too late to change now. The best is when he makes fun of these conspiracies. I don’t want to hear about Lizzo who cares

Steve

I’m sorry to tell you, but the guys over. He has nothing funny left to say

Steve

Tim just quit for real! Its lame 😒 af!

Steve

He’s not funny anymore because he said everything he’s had to say. That’s why the shows suck now.

Steve

U are a dick

L

SPAMMMMMMMMMM

L

Not all episodes are great. This is life. Always next time..

John Nolan

and you have a profile picture on patreon lmaooo

Alfie

yeah, the type of guy who comments on a comedian's patreon attempting to be funny with putdowns

Alfie

So we’re just rehashing the free episode. Come on king pig. Do better.

VibratorBattery

The kid assisting you has the personality of a dead moth

Daniel Rodriguez

Where the fuck is Kump? Enough already

Daniel Rodriguez

When the pigs crib, ma

L

U cray n mean, everyone loved ben

L

I know u fat, dance pig

L

U fat

L

Spam this, (0), that’s my butthole

L

Dollar dollar bill yo, fuck off whore-hay

L

:)

L

My non spam is hilarious paul

L

I disagree, fat dancers are here to stay! Fuck you!

James Millward

Lizzo is fantastic, period.

L

True but I don’t know if it was ever this bad. I am currently 4 volume levels higher than normal in my car and I still can’t hear the clips

Austin Sachariason

I was really hoping at some point Tim would say “How about a hot dog instead?”

Austin Sachariason

Well played sir

Christian Glen

The disparity in the volume of Tim’s voice and the clips need to improve

David Mathews

based

Ashraf

His audio was fucked around porch era though. we just remember experienced ben

Axeking

They aren’t mad they had to eat from a vagina, they’re mad they had to eat a banana.

James Martin

Ben Avery may have been gay and retarded but he would never let the audio be this bad

Austin Sachariason

Tim Dillon is the Uncle Ruckus of Fat Women

Cody Lawler

Absolute gold .

Pheyk Bizness

Worst ep since Bert Kreischer. Almost an hour talking about Lizzo between this and last ep. Lizzo fatigue 😑

Bob Seger

Sound levels for the Lizzo and Travis's audio are horribly mixed. Constantly having to turn the volume up and down.

RealityScheme

It’s okay. This is the right place

You’re a pile of sticks .

Ready to be in the piglet dance pack. Tim shall dethrone Lizzo as queen of the fats

Emilia Tessaro

Listened to half of this podcast at work today. Randomly looked up a huge lake (pyramid ⚠️ lake) that I saw next to Lake Tahoe on Apple Maps. Saw that The Greatest Story Ever Told was filmed there. Coincidence or occult hints?

Misellobama

Tim is Ben’s Lizzo

Jackson Teller

Cook the pigs

Jacob Rothschild

These distractions just aren't as good as they used to be, I hope they fake this alien invasion soon

Taargus Taargus

The allegations just sound like the sequel to bridesmaids

Meredith Bezner

yeah Kig Pig is the only fatty I care about.

Joshua Lewis

Lizzo is to Dancers as Tim is to Ben.

BG

I really thought we were all joking around saying shitty things about our favorite farm pig for months and months. I thought that was the bit to give him shit about being late or only broadcasting at the hour mark. But I think it’s real anger now with the habitual tardiness. I’ll feed our pig until the end of time, but is everyone mad genuinely at this point? I still love our Prize 🐷 even if he doesn’t squeal enough to keep us docile. We are legion

David Eric Ricketts

Turn the volume up on all platforms you fn retarded Ben knockoff

Stanley Tweedle

Give a mic to thrift shop Ben you abhorrent pig.

Ivan

Totally agree Neil. I don't understand the people saying anything contrary. It's like they prefer terribly produced audio quality

Paul

Oh my dear Jaren, bless your heart

Neil Cotner

U a retard WHORE-hay

L

My bad, I’m feeling frisky

L

Your volume ain’t your bank account

L

Your volume your tummy

L

shut the fuck up

Jaren McNeil

WHORE-Hay

L

A dick coastal elite, take that train

L

If the new Ben is going to talk, I’d like to at least hear what he’s saying. Does he even have a microphone? Can hardly hear anything, and this isn’t just on this episode. Stop spending all money we give you on stunning estates and actually invest in a decent microphone for him or turn that shit up. It sounds like Tim is having a conversation with an imaginary friend when you guys have a dialogue

Neil Cotner

put them in the pot

David Bosquet

You absolutely can, wasn't saying you can't or shouldn't. Just making an observation. My bad.

Paul

Haha me too. We need the full version. Tim seems to have a decent voice.

M C

what the fuck is wrong with the audio?

Drew

Poop emoji

L

Yo Paul, fuck off

L

Lizzo lost weight but she still thick… the back up dancers are crayyyy

L

Lol, I don’t believe any of this

L

You know this is a comment, not a message to Tim and you just spammed the hell out of the comments with nonsensical (drunken?) crap right?

Paul

L

Lmfao. We got some real smart people in these comments

Paul

Sounds like something a BOOMER would say.

Clinton Body Count

Ahhh yes Ben and his faggy lemon party. He got too big for his Britches.

Clinton Body Count

I can hear just fine. Buy some fuckin AirPods Pro you poor. I can hear everything wish.com Ben says.

Clinton Body Count

Oh yeah let me just turn it to max volume and blow my ear drums out when Tim starts to talk again. Stfu

Paul

Learn to listen you cucks

You’re a pile of sticks .

😂🙋‍♂️ Wait, is this not Threads?

DentonVisual

Unsub then you cunt

Tyler Manning

He’s visiting us from the Fetaverse

Jorge Espinha

Yep. You are right . If he’s going to talk, he needs a Mike. Otherwise fuck off. Be Best

Jorge Espinha

Be Best and stop molesting retards.

Jorge Espinha

Great podcast! Thank you!

Jorge Espinha

God is good.

You’re a pile of sticks .

Hunter Biden or Putin have to much self respect to be seen with a podcaster .

You’re a pile of sticks .

Stop . She’s not even likable

You’re a pile of sticks .

a true man of culture.

You’re a pile of sticks .

Tim are you aware of the really good podcast / Bobbi boobs? How is she getting Drake and mark Cuban on and you haven’t had hunter Biden or Putin yet? Get it together or fullsend strike

Jenn

Nah, I pay just to be able to interact in the comments. 🏌️

DentonVisual

Are you listening?

Jenn

Lots of poors here. I’m a coastal elite who can afford volume. The rest of these flyover state fatties can’t hear because their houses are next to a Norfolk Southern railroad.

Clinton Body Count

They are bad for the environment, there is no doubt.

Bret Branon

Fat people are a threat to National security. If we do not start putting them in camps, we will not be ready for war with China.

Clinton Body Count

Or maybe clean the cum out of your ears . Imagine complaining because you’ve got a shit phone or don’t have raycon earbuds

You’re a pile of sticks .

Uhm, Tim? We don’t give two shits about Lizzo. Talk more politics and jan 6 shit. Couldn’t even finish this one. Thanks for nothing.

Bret Branon

My volume is on 1/3 or lower. I heard every word Travis said. Y’all need to upgrade from the razor flip phones .

You’re a pile of sticks .

No you.

xSynergy

If you wanna have a blast talking about the next fallen star, check out what Rudy is in trouble for lol https://apple.news/AD3CYZIyhRyeGOXgQ6q8_qA

Lauren V

Paul

It's good to see Tim following in his mother's footsteps with the beanie babies. I can't wait to pay to listen to the mental decline.

DentonVisual

Still out here missing Ben. Bootleg Ben just isn’t doing it for me tbh

Lucas Breen

We can’t hear the producer

Vinnnso

We can’t hear the producer

Vinnnso

Talk into the mic producer this is unbearable 😡

Vinnnso

Either give that producer a mic or don't. Thanks

Matthew Cataleta

Kys

Oscar Delgado

SLOOOOOPPPP

Oscar Delgado

Finally!!!!!

Bryce Ehret

Good to know I’m not alone.

Handsome twink

Just opened the comments to type the exact same message... it's very *fustrating* Timothy

Nick

Feeding time!

You

I stand with the Fattyboombatty's!

Ben Pitchford

Please leave faster 🐖

You

Producer speak into the mike or increase the volume of your audio feed or I’m unsubscribing. So annoying that only Ben Avery is capable of providing a show where you can actually hear everyone speaking

Morgan

I catch myself singing the hot dog warlord chant around the house

Froghead

I hope the Hollywood pedophile cesspool starves itself out of existence.

Inmate ID# 2904055

We look forward to the 2024 positivity tour.

Brayden

So if there’s a writers strike who the hell has been writing the scripts for the mainstream media?

Nigel

Losing weight is violence!

Paul Fickes

Anyone else DM lizzo “fattyboombatty”??

Nathan Pitek

About dam time pig!

Dick Olson III

nice and warm slop just the way i like it

Vladimir

Money for nothing, fat chicks for free

FF Tuckin’M’Sackback Cos I Paid John Alite In The Daylight To Come See Father Bill wit a Black-light so Cuz better Act Right- Bu

Fax

Lit Dank

I’m still suing you and I’m on the phone with Morgan and Morgan and they are gonna sue the fuck out of you for these late episodes

OBEmusicwaves

Tim Dillon

lolsplosion

Suuuuuiiiiieeeee get hereeeee pig

Bill O'Brien

These women will never get a dancing job again

Dog With No Collar

The court of public opinion

Dog With No Collar

Thank you, lord of the pigs

Casey Tubman

Thank you pigs and piglets for enjoying this slop responsibly.

Koko97

Why not? Lol

Nikki Kaur

Nah dawg

Devtar Singh

We live in a society where only the fat and gay people can say what we all think. Thank you for being our voice Tim. When patreon bans you I will just subscribe to you on Twitter. It's where we're all gonna end up anyways.

Whipkek

Just bought a big jugs of Kraft macaroni cheddar seasoning.

Jackson

Come to Hong Kong Tim ! Pollock’s path awaits u…you’d hate it though

Nikki Kaur

America in Crisis is my favourite segment

Hannah

look pal no video makes me a sad boy. hatewatch and lemon party both post videos so does yannis give me a freakin bone here.

Jade

Come back to Europe you pig

Emily Jefferson

And another one!

Emily Jefferson

🐖

Vicious Teknique

Thanks

Jose Pena

😍🫅🏻🥰🐽

Peri

We love you papa tim

Musty Boosak

Look into sandy hook again.

xSynergy

Oh yeah. Time to get back on track with the episodes. Thanks Travis

Emerson Powell

We are so back 🐷

Mean Mike

Oh boy

Jimmy Savile