Bonus #202 - Cracker Barrel Gay

They are trying to get rid of small farmers

HummerEV96

Tim’s usually smart but that he can’t understand that climate change means severe high temps, low temps, hurricanes, storms, fires, unseasonable weather yes literally all of those things are what scientists have been screaming about what might happen if we stay on gas for transportation. We grew up with the cute 90s “global warming” which was like “it might get hot by the time you’re dead try and cut the soda can containers before you throw them in the ocean kids” what we have now in the “worse than possibly imagined” timeline is full on global climate and ecosystem collapse, you can argue on the syntax or branding of this scientifically confirmed phenomenon “climate change” all you want but it doesn’t change that it’s happening. it’s not hotter in New York than it is India by the way not even close.

authorized user

Mother Nature has been trying to kill us all since the beginning of time. When we’re not killing each other I mean. We both do our part - as we should.

Polite Comment from a Dick.

Tim preached in this one

Eman Hugh

Actually one of the best patreon eps in a long time

Tony Scarboni

back on the ciggys

Rob Harris

So I'd there a group organising for the pig costume tap dance protest at the Opera house ? I want to get involed

Mutly

Lol make a friend or two jeez

CrowFlyLow

and you can go fuck yourself, i dont mess w tay taybut you mess w women too much, facts

L

that was a nice way of telling you that u stupid

L

my niece likes her, nuff said

L

im all the way urban, no suburban

L

you wrong and off bout tswist

L

yo tim

L

Tim is a genius. We are mere drones. Be Best and upgrade to Rothchild.

Jorge Espinha

one of the best rants in a while

We need a lory lightfoot update Tim

Jack Gaming

I’ve changed my mind I now like the new studio

Oscar Delgado

We wish him well. Be Best.

Jorge Espinha

They deployed him only with a rodecaster, a mic and a pack of Marlboro Lights

Queefs galore

The small Ben shrine with the cactus, the fb mug and the bear was really neat. Tim: patreon episode will be out tonight. Never trust the child gay cocaine addict.

Queefs galore

Just got confirmation that Tim is on the ground in Ukraine helping with the counteroffensive.

Christian Glen

Where's your green card?

J.Fine

why the fuck am I paying 20... because this man is a genius

Tim, you fag- why’d you announce the shit if your lil gimpy didn’t have it ready- totally were spending the weekend in a butthole stretching dungeon

G-Sleazy

Shut your broke ass up

acrowley

Why the fuck am I paying $5 per month for barley one podcast per week.

DW

You make some good points.

Peter Mountjoy

Rogan, Tom Segura, and Tim make the assertion that politics are idiots, narcissists and we are so much better than them. It doesn't matter what country you are from, politicians are as good as you are. Scandinavians don't get their politicians from heaven, they are their mirror image. If we look at our politicians and see corrupt dickheads we are looking at a mirror. People are difficult to manage, we don't want the same. Go to an apartment building tenants meeting, half a dozen issues that logic would mandate would be easy to agree, however it turns into a fuck fest quite easily. Politicians are us.

Jorge Espinha

I only listen to "2 bears throwing shit at each other being unfunny" when Tim Dillon is a guest. I hope they pay him.

Jorge Espinha

the new studio gives me major morning radio vibes and I'm so for it, the other studio was chill but this one really makes me feel the horrors

Noah Hegazy

Oscar you had me in the first half. His desk looks like he could easily take over the world from it.

Dawgz 2024

This angry over free content, consider offing yourself if life is that empty. Damn so sad

Axeking

I don’t like the desk color but I like the background

Oscar Delgado

You all deserve nothing. Listen to the archives if you need slop

Oscar Delgado

Blames the late episodes on doing the YMH pod, like he’s only got an hour of work in him per week. The excuses are just fucking juvenile at this point. “The Patreon will be up later today”. You’ve got three hours left, fuckface.

J.Fine

So embarrassed by how Malaysians responded.

Aaron

We also know that you’re not that high in the hills. You can’t afford it fatty.

Handsome twink

New studio sucks, expect more from a gay Long Island man when it comes to taste.

Handsome twink

Man this guy is a fat useless gay pig….

JimmyKongDongIsLong

This new episode on YouTube is just about half as good as Whitney Cummings last pod.

Dawgz 2024

Fuck off

Oscar Delgado

Just dropped

Oscar Delgado

And the new episode on YouTube just proves he likes it in our ass 🤣

Matt J

his old stuido was way better looking in my opnion the older one was much better.....anyone else think so?

Joe Boiko

The Lemon party podcast.

Christopher Felten

Feed me content

Bryce Ehret

I mean, I'm not gonna pay for 2 eps a week and not even get one. It's bad business.

Emerald McGinnis

It's a parent that people just come here to bitch about how shitty the cast has become.... and no one actually listens. Around the 22 min mark it sounds like classic Tim Dillon rants. You pigs need to eat and shit on the pot and shut the fuck up

Tony Scarboni

Whelp jokes on you MOTHERFUCKER!!! Cause I’m sure pregnant and i’m gonna OWN You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow. i mean really Wow. After all this time . i thought i meant more to you than that. i guess i’m just a fool , once again. U always did know how to bring that out in me though , didn’t you

Sooooo…. i guess i’m just supposed to take it like “this is it”?!???!

Come to the conclusion that Tim has relapsed and has gone on a coke binge and is probably sniffing a line off some guys cock as we speak.

I’d rather go listen to Ben talk about birds all day than keep checking if this lard has posted

Ian

Did they finish him ? Bears episode was very morbid with talks about offing someone for jealousy and getting away with it etc. we always guessed this day would come but it still feel too soon. Wonder if it was the Romanian predictions witch topic that did it ? We can wait for the ChatGPT Tim, but I would probably pass.

Knight Miester

It’s only a matter of time before one of us hunts Tim down and chains him to a chair with a mic. Constantly feeding him news articles and nothing else.

Khady S

Just saw Tim in the bathroom at French Laundry blowing booger sugar with Gavin Newsom, Prince Harry, and Megan Markle. He wishes you all the best.

Nick Palance Show

a sanfran goblin better have eaten his leg or smthn

Dawit Zelleke

What’s the purpose of life without my weekly episodes

Dawit Zelleke

I hope he relapsed. It’s the only excuse I’d accept at this point.

Ken Orluske

I’ve just put into Tim Dillon into the podcast app and started listening to other shows with the pig on it

Oscar Delgado

👃 🍬

Alex

It's not Ray Epps, it's special agent Ray Kump!!!

Christian Glen

Be Best, Mike

Kevin Stagitis

More concerned about Mike Hunt missing from the comment section tbh

Kevin Stagitis

Let’s improvise our own episode. I’ll kick it off. *x* will be used as inflection points. TIM: “Hello everyone! Welcome to the Patreon episode of the Tim Dillon Show. I do *apologize* for the *wait*, as you all know I’ve been working on a number of different special projects. I shot a couple of films, we just wrapped up an amazing tour, but over the last couple of *weeks* I’ve been on a different kind of tour as the new spokesperson for Modelo Especial. We had our work cut out for us. we weren’t sure what would happen based on the disaster currently destroying Bud Light, but when I pitched myself to the executives over at modelo I said “Listen, gay is here to stay. Anheuser-Busch took a misstep when they insulted their target audience when they said fuck the frat boys, fuck funny commercials, we’re all about Katherine Hepburn with a cock now. Maybe they went a little too gay. But I will bring you the LGBT community that you *want* drinking your beer, and that is cocaine addicts. Modelo Especial: a good beer for the good gays.” And after a long applause break I signed a massive contract and that’s where I’ve been, folks. Doing appearances all over the nation. I was on good morning America this past week with a Twink named Jason who did a line off Hoda’s tits. And the results speak for themselves: Modelo Especial is America’s number. one. beer. It’s June, it’s pride month, and we’re proud of *that*. Now as you know this is not a guest show, this will never *be* a guest, show, but next to me is a big friend of the podcast who we sometimes invite to stop by, Mr. Ray Kump.”

Jack Vandelay

Dude why are you doing this to us

Khady S

PLEASE

Anthony Stames

I NEED MY PIG

morgan wilson

He’s probably somewhere, covered in chicken grease lying on a bed of our money laughing at us.

Delyn Kirstein

Tim needs to just release he is running for president for the sake of the Patreon subscribers

Hunter Hines

How many times can I sign in and check to see if there's a new one and get disappointed before there a January 6th situation on our hands.........

Where you at bitch??

G-Sleazy

Lemon drop pod is always there.

Christopher Felten

We pay for this shit

How are you the only comedian who can't figure this shit out? It's not like your pods are scripted, well-thought-out performances, you've been pretty much phoning it in for the last year or so anyway. At least do it on time, you lazy fuck.

J.Fine

TAFS drops an all timer and Tim can’t be bothered

Yo what the fuck

Tanner

This is brutal

Tim is too busy getting ploughed in San Francisco

Mean Mike

Where is the god damn episode Tim we’re losing it over here😂💀

And donnie going straight from a not guilty plea to his golf course to work out his new 30 min material

Andrew Crena

Tim is partaking in fat inactivism

Dylan Roberts

I just want an episode where Tim and Ray make fun of Robert Kennedy jr.’s appearance on Rogan

Kevin Sarti

Tim is gallavanting on the streets of San Fran doing circus acts with the homeless. Who/Where is his guardian?? Reinstate Ben's conservatorship NOW

Emilia Tessaro

Where are the new YouTube and patreon eps?

You really suck bro

GAGE CARLSON

IM ON I AM LOOKING FOR THE SMOKE

Dawgz 2024

Love jokes . I’ll find you and make you pay

Dawgz 2024

Bruh

Dawgz 2024

You’re asking too much of Patrick eat shit and die faggot

Yung Mayoo

tim's at ben n jerry's yelling about blackrock

Sam

Once upon a time, in a quiet suburban neighborhood, there lived a man named Patrick Murphy. Patrick was an avid fan of the Tim Dillon podcast, a show that never failed to entertain him with its unique blend of humor and social commentary. Every week, Patrick eagerly awaited the release of the latest episode, usually on Wednesdays, as it brought joy to his otherwise monotonous routine. One Wednesday evening, however, as the hours ticked by and the sun sank beneath the horizon, there was still no sign of the podcast. Patrick, who had been refreshing his podcast app since morning, began to grow restless. He checked social media, hoping for an update, but found only a cryptic tweet from Tim Dillon himself: "Technical difficulties. Apologies for the delay." As the minutes turned into hours, Patrick's impatience transformed into a deep frustration. He paced back and forth in his living room, muttering to himself about the injustice of it all. "Why does this always happen to me? Can't they get their act together? I need my weekly dose of laughter and truth!" Unable to contain his disappointment any longer, Patrick slumped onto his couch and stared at his empty podcast app screen. A profound sense of loss washed over him, and tears welled up in his eyes. He couldn't believe that something as simple as a delayed podcast could affect him so deeply, but it did. Patrick felt a mix of emotions—anger, disappointment, and even a hint of self-awareness about his own attachment to the show. He realized that he had become so dependent on the podcast to brighten his days that its absence made him feel empty, like a child missing their favorite toy. Hours passed, and just as Patrick was about to give up hope, his phone buzzed. It was a notification from his podcast app. His heart skipped a beat as he quickly opened it. There, on the screen, was the long-awaited episode of the Tim Dillon podcast. Overwhelmed with relief, Patrick's tears transformed from sadness to joy. He wiped them away, his face lighting up with a wide smile. He pressed play, and the familiar voice of Tim Dillon filled the room, accompanied by raucous laughter and thought-provoking insights. Patrick laughed along, feeling a renewed sense of happiness wash over him. In that moment, Patrick realized that his emotional outburst had been a reminder of the power that something as seemingly trivial as a podcast could have over a person's life. It was a wake-up call for him to find a healthier balance, to appreciate the show without becoming overly dependent on it. From that day forward, Patrick still eagerly awaited each new episode of the Tim Dillon podcast, but he also cultivated other interests and hobbies. He discovered the joy of reading, joined a local comedy club, and even started his own podcast where he shared his own unique perspective on the world. In the end, Patrick's tears that night became a catalyst for personal growth and a reminder that even in the absence of one's most cherished forms of entertainment, there were countless other avenues for laughter, enlightenment, and connection waiting to be explored.

Love Jokes

Tim is now working with Dylan Mulvaney to make Cracker Barrel Gay the musical. The new book “My fans are the true pigs” coming soon 🤣

Matt J

WTF am I paying for ? Do your job and post pods

I bet the pig reads these comments while huffing thinner from a rag.

Queefs galore

BIG TIM RIP

defo

That’s it. I’m switching the the lemon party Patreon to hear the old producer laugh atleast they post on schedule. Fat fucking pig.

Cole Doughty

Tim has given up

Parker Ferguson

As I always say... If the choice is no episode, or more Kump (which seems to be how it works), then I prefer nothing.

dgitaylor45

This piece of shit

Ian

So it really was a fake business......genius 🤔

motherfucker post SOMETHING

Tim where's the pod

Justin

Unreliable. He'll never be brought in for movies.

OscarMike

We need a Union

Christian Glen

Hey, where’s the slop you fat hog? The Pig was excellent in Palm Beach so I’m cutting him slack : laughed our asses off and he threw 3 people out. All 3 were mortgage broker and Realtor scumbags

AJRGator

hey piggy where’s the episode

😂😂

Chriso Manns

I’m back piggy now that you stopped dropping regular pods. Stopped for a month then realized I rlly don’t have any use for this 20 dollars a month other then to listen to you

S M

i hate you.

Sewer World

FUCKIN POST IT

Anthony Stames

Tim now on the big screen, No more pods now is the tradeoff

Rw Rw

tims talking logic so most chicks want fluff like real reality tv show reviews ext....

Joe Boiko

I’m starting to think that He doesn’t even read these things

Fuck off

Oscar Delgado

Holy fuck where’s the podcast

Oscar Delgado

we gotta pimp some out to get the episods up timmy would agree....rothchilds step it up and get the towel boys from their eyes wide shut partys...

Joe Boiko

lol yes liking pussy on here dosent help

Joe Boiko

And they are probably Cholos as well.

Christian Underkofler

If we were hot 19 year old twinks we’d have two episodes by now 🤣

Matt J

Wtf are we paying for at this point?

Andrew Mcchesney

😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾

Dawit Zelleke

smart move lol I should had thought of that! I think if its chicks they might only eat box :(

Joe Boiko

Stevewilldoit needs to be on lemon party 🙏🤝

Carlos Luna

He’s still on coke, we know that much.

J.Fine

Why are we paying for an episode every two weeks now??

david

It's kinda sad how many times I've looked to see if a new episode is out..

Chriso Manns

Small talk used to be boring, but now you can use it as an excuse to blame "the other" for the weather. It's freaking sweet!

David Hamilton

Is Tim still on youtube?

Lilith

Are there any attractive females here? 21-28 years old. Must be socially awkward and unvaccinated. Thanks pigs.

Christian Underkofler

This just in, funny man Tim Dillon dead at 38 years old. Sources close to the pig man cite being a big fat faggot as the cause of his untimely demise.

Tyler

Ben wouldn’t have let this happen

Logan

At this point I just come for the comment section cause I know the episode won’t ever come out on time

Wyatt Davidson

Drop the episode you fat irish fuck

Father Bill’s Rope Shooter in Chrissy’s Pooper

what shows?

Jacob Wilson

protest on his twitter account

Dawit Zelleke

LITERALLYYYYYYYY im fed up

Dawit Zelleke

We need to organize a mass protest where we all unsubscribe all at once to let the pig know we want our slop on time.

RickyBobby

action* I agree 100%

Before that it was “we’re waiting for the studio to get finished”. Remember that classic?

J.Fine

Your laziness makes Bobby Lee look like a go-getter.

J.Fine

This really does start to get old at some point.

David Mettee

He did like 3 other shows last week, he probably just needed a break and lost his voice. You know us Irish, we emote

Bad As Can

He really doesn’t care that we complain he’s late but I’m going to anyways. So wild he can’t give us a consistent pod. YMH is free and they come out every week on time. Pigs will be piggy

Dan

We've been led astray

Justin

Dear diary, the pig was late again this week

Queefs galore

“We’re taking a break off touring all summer to focus on the podcast” - The Fat Late Lazy Pig

Ken Orluske

I wish I could pay for consistency

listener

I’ll just drop to skull and bones, doesn’t he understand he works for us now? 🤣🤣

Taylor Breeden

We enable Tim's persistent tardiness bc it's on brand.

Nick Palance Show

Tim pretends on 2 bears that he only takes up one seat on an airline. We all know that is a lie. He needs a seatbelt extender. Fatty boom batty.

Handsome twink

and yet you're still paying for his stone statues of little boys pissing into his saltwater hybrid pools.

Marshall Ames Richards

He’s late again… Kump episode on the way

Ian

After all of the lies for the past several decades, you're not skeptical at all? Especially considering many of the most prominent environmentalist groups, such as the WWF and the 1001 Club, were created by the same psychotic European royalty that also created things like the Bilderberg group.

Christian Glen

Ok good point 😆

10000 Reasons

I agree odd the plane wasn’t noticed after it failed to land in long island. I don’t find it that hard to believe long island air traffic control guys were asleep at the wheel tho

Lydon Manning

In 2006 people weren't attributing every problem to be as a result of climate change

Exactly. Now ask yourself, in this post-9/11 era, how believable is it that a private jet can go THAT long without communicating with the FAA before being noticed?? For those who don’t know- you have to register your flight plans with the FAA before takeoff and any deviation must be reported and approved. It’s just hard for me to believe no one would notice a plane skipped landing and decided to turn around out of nowhere.

10000 Reasons

yea tim dillon sucks fat stinky ass noodles now, he used to be funny before he made it

nicehatmrdog

i too come here to express my displeasure when episodes are late

Lydon Manning

looking at the flight tracker and all that it seems like they lost cabin pressure on the way to long island with autopilot on and everyone was unconscious onboard so the autopilot flew the return flight back and wound up in the dc airspace while it was restricted but idk does seem kind of odd

Lydon Manning

leave then, fag

bailey

the saddest part isn’t how stupid this is. it’s how unfuckingfunny it is

Ehhh

imagine still not knowing the difference between climate and weather. jesus tim, these are 2006 fox news talking points. even they know the difference. fuckin a man, this show sucks.

Ehhh

Bruh. Please look into the Cessna that left Tennessee headed for Long Island, made a u turn in NY airspace and headed back toward DC, flew over the fucking Capitol, and crashed in VA in the blue ridge mountains. 6…SIX F-16 jets were scrambled to intercept the plane as it hadn’t communicated with the FAA since the FIRST LEG TO NEW YORK. Here’s the crazy part- the jets were scrambled from THREE different airbases and were authorized to go SUPERSONIC OVER THE DC AREA. The sonic boom was heard over a 50 mile radius covering DC, MD, and VA. It took crash site investigators over FOUR hours to reach the crash site ON FOOT. It crashed at 330 and they got there a little before 8pm. There’s A LOT to unpack here and it’s worth checking out. Oh, and some less than professional news outlets said the owner (who lost his daughter and granddaughter) was a high ranking member of the NRA and avid Trump supporter…make of that what you will. Ok bye. Be best. We wish you well.

10000 Reasons

Tim, have you forgotten about me? I’ve subbed with patreon many months ago. I’m not receiving notifications anymore. Almost like a husband who doesn’t give his wife the signal that he wants to fuck. I get I’m not good looking, but at least give me a banner notification.

Draven Cruz

Go look at Kim Potters before and afters

Luke Pond

Stunning estates in Singapore.

You clearly don’t get what you’re paying for. It’s to get shit on. And to be happy with it because you’re a rich fuq

Dawgz 2024

get it now and then but agree skull and bones is best value

Joe Boiko

where is the slop!?

Joe Boiko

Tim, Conservatives already have Waffle House. No need to give them Cracker Barrel too.

Dr. Juice

How is anyone paying for a Rothschild membership? Zero benefit.

Michael Hilson

He was broke his entire life until like 3 years ago. He lives in the nicest part of New York for like 4 months and then LA. He’s living a podcaster and comedians dream. You should try and do the same with your job. I live in New Jersey and Florida and absolutely love living in two places. It’s not even that expensive (Tim makes more than me obviously haha)

Steven Cooper

He meant Saturday Sept 9th. 9/11 Special Episode with Kump

Steven Cooper

Holy shit. This is the old Tim Dillon. Fuck Ben’s laugh. This trans man is the funniest person on the planet

Steven Cooper

This is why nobody likes the gays

Quinn Newbern

Tim is turning into an out of touch rich guy. 70% of Long Islanders in their 20’s couldn’t move out of their parent’s house BEFORE COVID bc rent is so expensive. Rent in this country is parasitic. In Hong Kong, one of the easiest places to do businesses, like 70% of the country lives in public housing. These finance companies used bailout money to buy all the apartments and most of the housing and raised rent accordingly. It’s not ppl refusing to pay rent, which these cocksuckers got compensated for anyway.

Kiel Cone

He meant next saturday

Delyn Kirstein

Still waiting for that episode you said would be out Saturday...

Alex

All time

Samuel Chambers

If the big show is Tim, Rogan and Alex I'll be so happy

Axeking

Tim and Tom on 2bears is hilarious, perfect for my workout.

Jenn

Tim really should have released the book while he still had fans with money. Everyone here is dying of cancer or autism :-/

Axeking

Tim what the fuck at least give us the new producers social so we know who to blame for this

Gold. Pure gold!

Jorge Espinha

“Lesbians should be given tasks”:every time I’m served by a slightly masculine woman that sentence springs to mind. And it’s true. Incredibly efficient people.

Jorge Espinha

Tim not allowed to perform at The Sydney Opera House? That venue doesn’t even have a Cheesecake Factory. They cant turn down Cracker Barrel gay business. Wonder if Nanette knows about this?? Lesbians love tasks…We gotta get Hannah Gadbsy in a pig outfit protesting

Emilia Tessaro

😂😂😂

skyler Martini

I like the new guy over Ben. Ben’s laugh got to be overkill. Also its weird Ben teamed up with Devon Costa? What’s the deal with that? We never see Devon or the slutty girlfriend on the show as guests anymore. We wish them well

MIZ SHEEN

Just joined the Rothschilds, I already feel at home

Noah Hegazy

I think the pig was killed by a blind mystic

Stanley Tweedle

I'm half way through and this an all time episode. Theres nothing better than when Tim gets hot with a good bit and just kills.

Frank Gaul

Bro send me pictures of the pages

Dawgz 2024

Ben currently crushing it

Jack Vandelay

I almost flipped my car when he dropped the “Cracker Barrel faggot” line. LOL

i cant even afford my doctors visit. but as soon as i get paid; first thing i'm buying is your book!

CrowFlyLow

whats wrong with the youtube ep? just miss you. you're my hero.

CrowFlyLow

Please sell Crackerbarrell faggot t-shirts. Thank you!

Meredith Bezner

Please tell all the blacks that come to Cracker Barrel after church on Sunday it’s a racist place. They sure don’t seem to mind the place.

David Eric Ricketts

Who’s Tim’s catering friend? Jane Lynch?

David Eric Ricketts

That's impossible. I just saw him at Ruth's Chris.

Colin

ben needs to re-evaluate his choices

Guys dont be upset. Yahoo newd just reported Tim died of a massive heart attack inside a cracker barrel.

CrowFlyLow

I hope it’s a patreon subscriber keeping you out of the sydney opera house as punishment for all the late and missing episodes

Lydon Manning

Regular podcast coming out on Saturday, huh?

OscarMike

Must be running on gay time

Delyn Kirstein

"I like war, endless war. Trans war? Whatever we're into now" lmao this is how it feels to speak to any woman in their 20's.

Rob Cow

This is exactly what I pay 5 dollars a month for.

Gerald

I’m sure after the Malaysian bit the doors of the Sydney Opera house will be wide open.

Jorge Espinha

the guy next to me who could not stop hitting his vape. Tim nailed it—-ppl here have brain damage.

Abridged_4

I know you hate Milwaukee but thanks for coming, great show! Except

Abridged_4

He was? Why?

Jorge Espinha

Lmao my husband and I (gay) eat and Cracker Barrel every week. I feel seen.

Michael Lorusso

TIM U SHOULD DO A SHOW IN INDIA

The only way this is excusable is if the pig died and that producer is debating himself if it would be awkward to post the latest episode.

Queefs galore

Brother, I’m on time for everything.

Handsome twink

Never believe a cocaine addict when it comes to scheduling.

J.Fine

You said the free episode was dropping Saturday… late again pig.

Handsome twink

Im in Sydney. I saw Bill Burr at the Opera house years back. Disgraceful Tim being denied his right to perform.

Damn I just beat my meat for nothing

Dawgz 2024

It goooo down!!!!!!!

Zach leonard

When are you going to have Brandon Schaub on?

patreon isascam

I like your music. God is good

Devtar Singh

Tim looks like a palace cat

andrew delgado

Hmm very true comrade but we must consider his prior fealty to what Tim Dirron described as "one china, under the wise and benevolent rulership of the seat of True China, Taiwan." Dirron has no credit score, he will be peeled and fed to the greatest pigs the Party farms can grow

Abuelito

The only Malaysian here. Tim has betrayed One China. MH 370 had passengers from China too. Social credit score deducted. Uncle Roger or Ronnie Chieng make better comedy representatives. Jocelyn gives leftover women vibes. Bitter feminist. Go woke and go broke #canejocelynchia

Devtar Singh

The San Francisco sneak attack bit had me spitting my beer out

Melvin

COME TO ST. PETE, FLORIDA

Jonah Hollander

Ray is the worst part of the show.

phosphate

Right after Tim's Chicago show yesterday we got on the blue line where there was a homeless guy passed out facedown in the middle of our car that people were stepping over. Life in the big city

Make no mistake I'm a tute that's gonna spread Chrissy's glutes and go brutes on that cute little poop chute

Bring chia on the podcast lmaooooo

Oscar Delgado

As Tim always likes to say: "there are no solutions, there are only trade-offs"

Christian Glen

After all of the lies for the past several decades, you're not skeptical at all? Especially considering many of the most prominent environmentalist groups, such as the WWF and the 1001 Club, were created by the same psychotic European royalty that also created things like the Bilderberg group.

Christian Glen

This is good

Hey man for sure post the free and paid episodes ? I mean we having been paying for free episodes for a month now.

Jack Gaming

Timmy is the best!

incredibly safe but you will get the death sentence for a bag of weed

singapore is notoriously boring

I liked Ben's time on the show but I dont miss him. The show was and is at its best with Tim and Ray. Failing that Tim solo is just fine.

James MacLeod

Tim gone climate denialist? what the fuck

skyler Martini

What Tim has to realise is that he does not need any “Guests” His strength is him ranting in his inimitable style over a range of randomly connected topics. Like some kind of crazed late night radio commentator. Exactly like this episode. Having said that Ben as a dumb foil and whipping boy with his nervous responses is missed. It’s called chemistry and it’s not there with the new producer who appears to have had a personality bypass.

Peter Mountjoy

Not a fan of the sudden endings, you were a LOT better when you had Ben. You're slipping man.

Vintage Tim Dillon episode

Mr. Buttermaker

im speechless

John Toal

Cracker Barrel is for a road trip…stop and eat high cal meal to get back on the open road. Family or not I don’t CARE! And no one should because climate change baby

Jenn

I hope the big announcement is late night TV. Tim and chelsea handler on the daily show is what will combat climate change.

Jenn

a bunch of dumb broads in quebec were having a fire training, that is how they were started.

RetroBlue

JRE# 2000 is my prediction of the big show

Lesbians need to be given Tasks** 🤣🤣🤣

G-Sleazy

The part about realizing you're a loser for watching certain documentaries is too spot on

Calvin Davis

Climate based anal

UNCLE CRACKR

climate change is real tim. and incredible inconvenient to me!!! THERES A SHORTAGE OF SIRACHA 😭😭 I NEED MY HOT SAUCE

Amanda Hagedorn

Tim you are unreal!!!! Keep up the good work

How about slobbin on Tim’s D

Cody

Yeah boomer take on that one lmao

Tyler

As someone who came out to their mother in a Chick-Fil-A parking lot, Cracker Barrel Gay is the funniest thing ever.

It’s that bitch wife of his

You

Yes

I don't know what to eat? Climate Change.

Mr. Smith

ThE cLimAtES AlwAyS cHaNGinG 🥴

Brennan Ingram

Yaasssss

CrowFlyLow

“Hate people from home” Yessss

Steffffffffffffffffffffffff

I'm pretty sure Mike Hunt is Ben's burner account. Prove me wrong.

Lance

Tim! Hand to God, this is one of your best hours ever! Also I'm high AF.... so take that with a grain of salt

Just Dan

He’s given up sugar for a week? I’m not buying the fat boy slim era is starting. He needs a vice or two other than kissing rented sausage. Opera house email sent.

Ben Seales

My sugar daddy is an ambassador in Australia. I’ll ask him to put in a good word

JeffEpsteiniesEggShapedPeenie

Weight, what?

JeffEpsteiniesEggShapedPeenie

Ah, wildfires. Nature’s way of reminding us that she hates us and wants to turn our carefully curated suburban paradises into crispy charred wastelands. It’s like she’s playing a global game of “Hot Potato” with the planet, and we’re the poor suckers left holding the scorched remains. But hey, let’s not be all doom and gloom about it. Think of wildfires as an outdoor barbecue that got a little out of hand. Mother Nature just wanted to throw a massive cookout for all the woodland creatures and decided to light up a few trees. Can you blame her? S’mores taste better when they have that distinct smoky flavor. And let’s not forget the benefits of wildfires. It’s like a natural exfoliation for the planet, scrubbing away all those pesky trees and vegetation. Who needs oxygen anyway? We’ll just breathe in the smog and pretend it’s a new-age spa treatment. Take that, Gwyneth Paltrow! But here’s the real question: who needs firefighters when we have TikTok influencers? I mean, just imagine them doing their little dances in front of raging infernos, trying to attract the flames with their perfectly choreographed moves. We’ll call it the “Fire Challenge,” and the winner gets a lifetime supply of burn cream. And let’s not forget the silver lining of these wildfires: real estate opportunities! Who wouldn’t want to live in a neighborhood that’s been baptized by fire? Imagine the conversations at your next cocktail party…

K.J. Early

Cracker Barrel barrel ass.

FinkelsteinShitKid

Tim has trying to lose wait since the podcast started, I hope he never succeeds cuz all the comedians who lost the weight became unfunny afterwards.

Britz Man

Maybe he doesn't want to advertise Blackstone - Blackrock is like storebrand Blackstone

Bob Smith

Eat pigs

Dick Olson III

This is the dream

Tyler Reed

How many times is Tim going to mistake BlackRock for BLACKSTONE? Blackstone is the real estate PE monster you’re looking for. BlackRock runs ETFs. It’s embarrassing at this point.

Ferris

Pony up the money for Ray to be on every episode you rich fuck

Vicious Teknique

The Sydney Opera house is what I'm talking about

Bob Smith

There's also a lot of buskers you could hire around there juggling chain saws in rainbow pig outfits

Bob Smith

I saw Jay and silent Bob get old there and a treatise on the benefits of assisted suicide

Bob Smith

You suck

You

Get Michael RAPAPORT in here and do the Sebastian impression lol

Oscar Delgado

As an Australian, I find it funny that 6th grade me was allowed to perform on the recorder at the Opera House and not the internationally renowned comedy Pig.

Where is Kump. The day 1s deserve more Kump!

Sam

Come back to Phoenix piggy

USAnmbr1

What you bigots ignore is Tim teaches an assignment on Lesbians at Columbia as part of their gender studies plan.

Queefs galore

Because you're gay.

Maarten .

He probably won't show up.

Anthony D'Andrea

Why do I feel like this is going to suck

Anthony D'Andrea

https://youtu.be/hm9N3PDCyXU

Pog Daddy

Early pig gets the slop

John Banks

Love you Pig, can’t wait to see you in Vegas next month! 🐷🐽

Fernando Ojeda

Ladies and fucking GENTLEmen!

Nick Mann