Bonus #199 - Starfish Killer

Only these fat fucks can Segway directly from a man being killed to Taco Bell

Guillermo Gutierrez

Tim’s experimenting in ways to fuck us even more

Guillermo Gutierrez

Already heard this on the Rothschilds.

HummerEV96

one&one, one&one, one&one, one&one, one&one, one&one, one&one, one&one, one&one, one&one. Done. The glory of the order

rotteneggair

Marines can be murderers too

rudolph kolakowski

My opinions on Rosie have definitely Changed now.

Polite Comment from a Dick.

I didn’t like Ray at first But him and Tim are real friends and they work good together. I hated on him at first and I’ve come to the conclusion I was an Asshole. Having said that, he’s one of the most common type of smart person that thinks disagreeing with common sense somehow makes him sound smarter or fair. But it Don’t.

Deep thoughts.....

listening to them google 80s sitcoms... wtf

Barry-O

your plumber is in hamas.

Tj Turner

That's our Raymond, he's one of the good predators....just eats the kids whole....never fucks them. its great, just great.

Tj Turner

Bitch

You’re a pile of sticks .

Was screaming that at my phone.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

If Raymond trips into a tar pit and is preserved, the future is going to think he was a dinosaur. It'll be the most respect he's ever gotten.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Wanna bet Jeffery introduced them?

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

It would be better if it were three retards repeating retard for an hour.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Larry Silverstein did 9/11. Doesn't translate to all Jews.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

They tried that. He ate the children. He is their natural predator.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Incorrect. The End of Money was brilliant.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

100 percent!

Trick Tracy

At 57:30 I'm pretty sure Timmy fell off his chair

Whipkek

I want to get back into whittling.....

Baddogmama

Kump is an acquired taste.

Baddogmama

As a born and raised New Yorker, Tim's take on New Yorkers an hour and 12 minutes into this pod is very based and accurate

hedges

MORE KUMP ❤️

Sam

Oscar suck my balls, just like your mom did- you worthless pig.

Handsome twink

What a terrible episode

Alexander Korte

Nobody cares you fkn loser

Oscar Delgado

Who took Johnny the Musical.

Girth Brooks

When is ray gonna be permanent co host again? Come on. The 2 of them are magic together. At least half.

James MacLeod

Mrs.Piggy talking about order and chaos every ep😂 starting to get sick of the politics just be funny

HexleMorte

Not if I get to him first

Internet Gas

Ur mom bitch

Internet Gas

Idk, but it's the first time fire melted steel. #Rosie2024

Meredith Bezner

He will be here next week

Dick Olson III

Loved this ep truly …. Actually enjoyed listening as opposed to funny background noise which I still enjoy but this was more mentally engaging and still funny👌🏼 thank you

Evan Joseph

Truly a crime.

Oscar Delgado

Nobody cares what you think just leave quietly like that producer what’s his name

Oscar Delgado

Love you pig

Oscar Delgado

You should kill yourself. Do it. Pussy.

Pleasureman69000

Ur lame

Sean Dodson

Pass gas? I feel like you’re alone on that one

Dawgz 2024

You all are men of culture . And if you’re a vagina haver , I bet you taste like kiwi.

Dawgz 2024

Ray's voice makes me want to kill myself so I'll pass

Internet Gas

Bye bitch we wont miss you

The G Tard

Only Tim could make me like Rosie

Nate Kidwell

Still love you pig

Tape Trader

he gets more patreon subscribers via the free material, of course those episodes are the highest quality

White Man

BASED Rosie 🐖

Gromit®

Not rly… he kinda fell off in the past year or so. Hate to say it but I cancelled my patreon and gettin outta here 6/1

Brendan Wallace

Cake porn though

I watched Empty Nest 😂 good times

True Rambler

I listened to lemon party’s “John maddens operation Iraqi liberation” and all I can say is Tim, you’re FUCKED!

Handsome twink

"thousands of fast food situations" true men of heft.

jacob yowell

Is this the whole episode or Rothschild longer?

Ryan

KYS

Nick Bryant

And we don’t and we don’t

Nick Bryant

That is a high bar though.

Circle Of Tone

no problem, double it up and give it to the next guy

Thad Cully

Great ep

Liam Sheridan

I’m getting assaulted on the 6 train right now

Samuel Chambers

My favorite.

Kaitlyn parliman

Long live Rosie O’D♥️

Kaitlyn parliman

Stump Kump

Jorge Espinha

Gotta say the bud light bit on the free episode was better than the last 3 patreon episodes just sayin

Kaden

don’t listen to anyone shitting on u or ray. it’s not easy to produce 2 hours of good content consistently every single week while also constantly traveling. $5 a month don’t mean shit to me when u make my week better

sean

bye bye u will not be missed

sean

Even after riding Tim's coattails for years, Ray only has 621 Patreon subscribers.

Christian Glen

If kump goes overseas starving children will kill and eat him. Leftovers for a month

Anthony Nicholson

Ray & Tim = 😂😂

Stephen Dodd

Uh oh, Ray almost got fired like Ben over the taco story, step in line Ray or you won’t be able to afford Uber eats 7 times a day anymore.

Victor Dove

Yeah. Gotta cancel this subscription. Free episodes are better, yes or yes? Sorry Timmy I know you'll miss my $5.

Stuart J

just pay one month out of every six and you'll get what you paid for

Abuelito

just the supremacist ones. The one who does my plumbing is wonderful

Abuelito

tim would do well in federal prison

Abuelito

listen to me! itsh technically weight loss

Abuelito

physics states that any object as massive as ray is technically behind everything

Abuelito

plus the "people will think I'm insane yelling in a hotel room" doesn't fly. If you can yell about steve irwin getting what was coming to him in national socialist australia you can yell in milwaulkee

Abuelito

ye but ben does

Abuelito

or sun, or joy

Abuelito

weird he has the same stats as snorlax

Abuelito

every single episode should have mein kumpf

Abuelito

Dammit. Tim. Foist this Kump joker off on the YT viewers. People who pay for content deserve better than Kump. He's as funny as bloody diarrhea.

dgitaylor45

Becker fucking sucked

Evanchoro

GUINEA PIG

B00ch

Tim got so mad when Ray brought up the Taco Bell incident 😂😂😂

Steven Cooper

not enough ray

RetroBlue

This episode should be called "2 Fat Pigs Phoning It In (Again)"

Benjamin I Romsdahl

im a piglet and I enjoy this slop very much

Vladimir

A post diabetic Kump will be Stump Kump. Be Best.

Jorge Espinha

How dare you…. Make me cry

Will Masters

The saddest part was he wasn't even doing the choke correctly. I saw a video once of a dollar store manager putting a guy in a better rear naked choke.

jacob yowell

he's no Bice! he's no Bice!

BoJangles

A wild Kump has appeared

BoJangles

doors open. utilzie.

Joseph Dupnik

nobody and I mean nobody care about you or your thoughts

Jonathan Parton

Ugh more kump. I’m good. Time to unsub for a few months then resub, then unsub when there’s too much kump and repeat

HardlySpent

more kump till the diabetes leaves him with stumps

HN

Word on the street is Kump is behind Raycon

SVB

Of course two rich gay fat men want to talk to the producer on the show about late age wasps meandering aimlessly

Josh Thompson

https://youtu.be/UulEsFPhIjY this might be a video you freaks enjoy

Jordan Nunez

Tim go on lemon party 🍋 it's what the people want!!!!!

Carlos Luna

Tim uploaded more content when he toured Australia no one liked the “on the road” excuse

Aaron Mcclutcheon

Lump just isn’t funny, thanks for the ep tho PIG

Shawn Burns

MASH you fool!

Joseph C

Tim doesn’t read these you pigs get outside

Joe Garrett

I am from Cornwall Tim & it is a county not a village lol.. You should visit and see for yourself it’s like the UKs Florida without the mouse or any rides.

Dan Merritt

Starfish are rats of the sea

Oblong Aurelius

The pig was Amazing in Hershey. Like a tent preacher wrestling with the devil him self.

Robert Pfeiffer

"The woman was in the wr-" "I didn't say it was you" "No she was in the the wrong"

Foley's Wedding Planner

Kump should be a once a month guest

Elliot Cruickshank

Fucking awful Tucker impression pig

Ian

I don't understand the Ray Kump hate? I think the Kump episodes are funny

Matt Ruiz

The pig gives us peasants an extra Kump episode and everybody's throwing a fit? It's a country of rats

Nick Shpak

And... we wish you well.

Zach James

I would binge the SHIT out of that

Zach James

Yet here you are paying him...

Zach James

More Ray! People who don't understand him can enjoy the hell they live in.

Zach James

Less Ray, less videos, more rants

Seymour Buetts

Really enjoyed listening to Tim shit on old bad TV. As a veteran soundmiver/boom operator on many show this really tickled me. I actually worked with a few of the Golden girls on the Loveboat remake with Robert Urich.... talk about shitty TV!

Jon Udell

Ahhh yes the long winded way to say the Jews did 9/11

Clinton Body Count

Take your $5 and shove it up your ass. Ben is a weird closeted Christian fundamentalist who will probably murder his wife before the year is over.

Clinton Body Count

5$

Clinton Body Count

Hilarious name if they ever team up together again

Lance

Tim is yelling at the Taco Bell employee makes him fatter than Ray

essentialworker

Ray!! Stand up to that witch, Tim.

Dragos Burghiu

It's odd how conspiracy thinking has an appeal to the very dumb (celebrities) and the very intelligent (Tim or Joe Rogan).

Jorge Espinha

Thanks for being late again and giving us something I’ve already heard. You’re the best you diaper wearing retard.

NateHiggersAKAyouranrightintothisoneChrissy

I don’t pay for the Rothschild episodes…but here I am I guess for some reason. I guess the pig really did replace Ben with a heroin addict off the streets. Who’s running this show

Nigel

Then respond with an antiarab fear campaign, 24/7 propaganda for years and a land war in a half dozen countries that had nothing to do with it, but who conveniently were amongst the last handful of nations whose financial systems were not owned by the 3000+ year old, extremely well documented ethnic supremacist movement that openly and publically controls the global financial systems, ALL media, education and industry.

Abuelito

try setting 2000 gallons of diesel on fire next to thousands of tons of ibeams encased in cement/asbestos and see how fast the steel 500 feet below fatigues and fails.

Abuelito

You and ray have raised me right

Cade

I’m for sure cancelling now. Constantly late and always tries to make it like we are the bad guy if WE have a problem with it. You lazy fuck. You don’t do patreon correctly. This made you rich and you don’t respect it like you should. I hope you spill béchamel in your Bentley we bought you.

BIG_FATTY_HOOTER

Can’t believe people are still talking about this shit. We wish Ben the best!

Omar Arbid

Remember when king pig would record in his hotel room? Put a mic in front of your face and make us laugh about what happened this week you fat fuck

Erik Madden

We don’t understand. Not one of us.

Kenjamin

Fill me with Tim & Ray slop till explode please.

Arthur L

Fire does not melt steel it will heat It andl make it glow orange at that point it looses any integral strength in the steel. Watch metal working or watch someone use a cutting torch then you will understand how it happened.

Tj Turner

Kump episodes are the best

Victor Karakokkinos

Ah the wanna be but not even close cum town.

Pod Castables

Last ep of Yannis Pappas hour patreon was fire asf

Alex

I know I’m a pig but I don’t even want this slop. Cmon Tim.

Handsome twink

😆

Jorge Espinha

Be Best hermano!

Jorge Espinha

this ^^^

B_n4sty

A good one. Specially the Rosie O Donnell bits, but the free one was better. Undiluted Tim beats the guest episodes all the time

Jorge Espinha

Another Ray!!! 🙌 If you ever run out of ideas, you & Ray can always do Mystery Science Theater 3000 for every episode of Golden Girls

Dr. Juice

it gets better towards the end

Jake Meulbroek

I cried laughing at Ray’s spy interview 😂

Jake Meulbroek

🐐

Vicious Teknique

Lemon party is just 3 people saying retard for 1 hour

Jonathan

Goodbye

M F

I'm canceling this patreon subscription to make room in my budget for Lemon Party. #FireTim

Benjamin I Romsdahl

R a y C O M P T

Josh Bartlett

Nice of you to turn up chubby checker and the fat boy

Mean Mike

Da boyz

Sam Stich

That shit is lame support kump

Oscar Delgado

RAY KUMP: “They’ll put you in jail, you’re this fat…” 🤣😭😭😭

Ether

1&1, 1&1, 1&1, 1&1, 1&1, 1&1, 1&1, 1&1, done.

Ether

A free Rothschild episode for the scum. Sure I’ll take it 😁

Alex Gullen

Support lemon party. Wtf is this? The pig has gotten too fat

Austin Z

My hometown is known for producing exactly one famous actress. Park Overall. She moved back home and is currently our local conspiracy theorist that lives in the woods.

Callie franklin

If this Rothchild I'll stay with my measly 5$

Bobbie Roberts

Why are the pigs discussing old tv shows that none of us have heard of? This is not fun & I expect fun from Raymond episodes

Ani

Yay Ray

You

Let the road pay for Tim's lifestyle

Daniel James

let’s goooo

osushii 🍣

Free episodes better then the paid, all good , love them all

zippy zipster

Tim has been trash for about year or more now.

Bdon

"Appreciates our understanding " well now we know he really is gay 🕺😁🙌😂 and pretending to be a real estate agent his favorite people 😂

Bobbie Roberts

Thanks for the peak behind the Rothschild curtain for a minute.

David Eric Ricketts

Kump and Tim are truly something special

Michael Hudson

Looks like it

Andrzej Rybszleger

Keep showing visuals and playing TV clips on Patreon you pigcake.

BrooklynBorn

Listing top sitcoms and not including married with children in the top is criminal

ZombieRapture

what a faggot

Omar Villaire

God how I’ve missed Sir Kump

Lana

Did he accidentally give the whole episode?

Snazzy Monkey

Every Kump episode is immediately archived in the Library of Congress and the transcript studied on the linguistics department at MIT.

Queefs galore

Wow with Kump. Sad

Casey Tubman

Holy shit holy shit he’s Fr!

Casey Tubman

Ray on SoundCloud truly ain’t bad

Taylor Soderquist

A Kump classic

Nick Bryant

2 whales 1 bay

Queefs galore

Fantastic

C. McCallister

Thank you

Jose Pena

no

noel martin

Bill Gates schtupped a young bridge player and tried to cover it up with world War 3

Fat JC

the fat piggy has fallen far

la5

Piggy’s about to go into the pot!

xSynergy

Oink oink bitches

Thomas Bradbury

Freeeee rothyyyyy

Cam Bam Thank You Ma’am 😘

OMG RAY!

Jama

Reeeeee reeeeeeeeeee 🐷🐷

Sam Mackey

I’ll on Listen to this on my flight tmmr let me know how this goes

Jama

Ray!!!!! Thinking it’s lovely! Can’t wait to hear it!

Philip Ebanks

First of the piggies

Emerson Powell