Bonus #193 - Chobani Influencer

Ray needs to go on Joe Rogan

Guillermo Gutierrez

looks female enough, would.

Guillermo Gutierrez

Chobani needs to hire Ray as their spokesperson.

HummerEV96

Ray just isn’t funny

G Muns

I’m an out gay guy for 13-14 years I’ve never seen anything like this in my life 😂😂😂

G Muns

Absolutely. There no reason to take kids to drag shows. We can’t sit here and pretend those guys dressing up as extremely sexualized women isn’t some weird kink. So if you willingly take your kids to see them “perform” you’re no better than those pedophiles

Ron

Calling Dylan Mulvane "she" is disgusting. "He" has become "it" and fuck you if you don't like that.

adam gardener

Sounds like gargling to me. Like they're reverting back to an undifferentiated mass of stem cells.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Probably right when the news cycle moves on.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I guess you could look at krill as bugs.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Don't distract the great Adam Egret from his true calling-hunting down old Nazis and eating their assholes.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Bort represents everything wrong with modern comedy.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

^troof

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

He is the epitome of inherited success. A comedian for people that think Dane Cook is too highbrow.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

He's at least two mindless boobs.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Stavros is gay and annoying, but he doesn't deserve to be in the same paragraph as Bort.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Bort Chrysler is fucking intolerable. Fucking Moldbug made me laugh more, and he doesn't claim to be a comedian.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Just tootin’ round town

John Toal

Norm's voice...why must you continue to swear?

Hugh Jass

P

Cullen

We need to protect ourselves from "Karen Drag" which is a bunch of naughty drag queens shushing kids in a library to be quiet.

Bruder Merkwürdigliebe

I live Oakland San Fran area and am a Mom. I don’t care what people do but we HAVE to protect kids! Concerned about drag with kids. Thanks for your podcast today.

Karen

Hey guys..... Help me get Tims attention with the #SavePalmBeach # .. they Cancelled our Mayors election here in West Palm Beach & they run trash like the #PinkJacketGuy aka #MrDTwpb #FakeArrest ..... If Ya wanna get Rich service the rich.. I'm outta Palm Beach where Tim's show is this week and if we can get Tim & Joe's attention we'll tell them the not so secret potion to save America via We the People = 10% ake Citizen Referreund aka Direct Democracy.. It ain't hard 😁 Please go find the #Str8WorldLLC FluTube channel and please share.. Rock oN G's... America is Gr8 & we got this BiSH one day, one way 🇺🇸 #THANKU ♠️ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCAsciwPGIg&t=2s

Str8 World LLC

Please consider supporting this 6 year old girl who was shot by her neighbor for the crime of a ball accidently rolling in his yard. https://www.gofundme.com/f/j9bma-medical-bills-and-family-support

Christian Glen

I think you are in the wrong place sir. The sales convention is down the hall and to the left.

Christian Glen

Was going to cancel but this episode saved me from canceling

PigLover

The fact that Ray believes pizza gate makes him a fucking retard

Jeremy

My week is over I missed out. Not listening 🙉 to Tim on weekends

Steve

Hahaa kump #’s no bueno

Steve

Maybe he's in negotiations with China

Ivan89

End the show on a bang!!! Just release a 5-hour episode w/ some of the classic characters of the pod and call it quits. End it like a true priest

Andrew Crena

You'd better be dead or in rehab, you fucking deadbeat.

J.Fine

Tim rays laziness is rubbing of on ya and you keep this up you’re gonna be doing Kump numbers which we’ve seen go down lately man, and that’s not what Joe Rogan would want for you mannnnnnn…..

Matt J

It will all be worth it in the end, though their will be tears and blood, the glory of whats to come will be worth all sacrifices!

Luke Pond

I’m prepared to die at your command, sir

Handsome twink

Such a lovely community of people you've gathered here, Tim. Why not start communicating directly? Perhaps it's time to start mobilizing this movement?

Luke Pond

Alright pig. It’s Friday already. I’m gonna throw a BF

Steven J Blea

whyd you cancel peoria

Andrew Watkins

Where’s my episode you fat tub of lard

Shweez

Where’s the new episode pig?

John Mahaffey

Tim is turning into his fucking motha'!

David Mettee

I'm also #GayForRay

Mike Brown

Once I heard Ray I got so excited

WickedLobstah

As soon as we all fall asleep just know they released it.

You’re a pile of sticks .

Get used to it.

J.Fine

i pay for this

Amanda Hagedorn

where’s my ep

Amanda Hagedorn

Hurry the fuck up pig

Jonathon Silvers

Ray should be on every patron!

Ben Taylor

Bring back Kumpf as co host and stop the guests. Two hours of Bert made me wish I was having a stroke, but feel I still have to listen in case of a great pig rant.

Dan Merritt

Here’s the pig on Greg fitzsimmons podcast from a few weeks ago while you his twink producer to upload the new episode https://youtu.be/V93iA2w7f4E

Mean Mike

Tim if you have stavvy on i will fucking kill myself. i have a sick feeling this is the case since you just promoted his special on twitter. the bert episode was unbearable dont do this twice.

CrowFlyLow

He gives zero fucks at this point, clearly.

J.Fine

Please for the love of god - We need a regular podcast with Tim and Kump!!

Madeline Green

You’re obviously new here…. Hater

Stuart

remember when Tim used to apologize for being a few hours late?

Surabhi Anand

Ray is a mindless boob but I do enjoy listening to him babble

Taylor Breeden

Where’s the rothschilds you AIDS ridden pig?

Bill O'Brien

We’re you that fat bitch in the front row that got too horny and drunk and thus kicked out by security?

Bill O'Brien

I cant wait until bert kreischers body gives out. I don’t understand how anyone can listen to him for more than 30 seconds.

patreon isascam

You took it a little far when you started speaking out against chilis. I’m going to have to look at my finances and decide if this is a community I want to be a part of.

Dylan Gargan

Where is our next episode you fat fuck!?

Steve Brainard

Funny how they’ve previously said conservatives just call everybody “groomers” and then now act confused as to why drag is being pushed on kids. Hmmmm…. Now, what do you call it when you encourage someone to do something that’s not quite as intense as what you really want, but is still a step along the way to getting there, and you reward them for every step they take until they finally do what you really want? Oh yeah: GROOMING!

John

your ''helper'' your ''Jaime'' outta take out his retainer while talking into a mic

Gabriel Mercado

why did you cancel the peoria show?

Scott Wood

This podcast made me cum

jeff woelbl

Good thing you backed Sam on JRE, not a great look but nice exposure……. Obviously

Ray Kump is not funny

annemarie

Tim is an ass man. He will drop the slop in due time. Do finger stuff with your kin in the meantime.

Laughed through the entire thing great job so happy to have Ray Kump back on what a treat

hedges

What day are we doing it THIS week, you lazy pig? You haven’t been on time with a single thing in months. It’s not a lot to ask.

J.Fine

Ray is the only guy who can make The National Treasure genuinelly laugh

Petr

Bunch of whiney twat haters around here

Neil Stile

Ray jump is 5x funnier than the big, red, unfunny Bert, who only is funny when others make fun of him. Listening to Bert lecture Tim about show business was awful. Bert is also an unfunny, sexist fuck (I.e., his comment about attractive female comedians in the free episode).

Chris Nyberg

That's my belief. He has a fat voice. Patton Ostwald has a great bit about sounding fat. Ray has morbidly obese voice.

Jorge Espinha

Man. I Thought the free episode was gonna suck. It did mostly, but I did get some joy out of Tim trolling Bret. It’s almost time to get the pitch forks out.

Steven J Blea

Ray trying to prove he doesnt have narcolepsy is more entertaining than anything thats ever happened on a tv show

Emilia Tessaro

Hey retard, there’s an echo when you talk. Tone it down some you big dummy.

Morris Loeffler

If you like margaritas and narcolepsy, and gettin caught in the rain

Emilia Tessaro

The fact that these two fat slobs are more entertaining than mainstream tv shows is a true indicator of the downfall of this country

Nelson

Drove almost 400 miles Saturday to see you in Grand Rapids MI you fatty boom batty. You were everything I dreamt of and more. Looked much more gay in person. Working hard for the monies. I will drive miles and miles if you come to my shit state again.

Ashley

If Ray lost weight would his tongue also lose weight and he'd be easier to understand?

Whipkek

Love Ray, first funny episode you’ve done in a while.

DHexus23D

This sounds as like it’s over zoom or phone. Thoughts??

Jordan Ansell

what a fuckin guy

Axeking

Can’t wait for gypsy rose to get out of the slammer in 2025 so her and Tim can do the Charleston together

Josh Elliott

Not really. I heard him talk with Yannis and he's funny. But all this talk about their careers and the process.....I find it dull and uninteresting. Tim should avoid "interviews" If I wanted that I would listen to Conan sucking up to some dull celebrity

Jorge Espinha

I'm glad we finally got Kump back. Much love!

Christian

Bert kreischer fucking sucks

Handsome twink

I'm here for the long run. But I can have an opinion, no? I did move on and didn't finished the episode. Next one will be bettah! Be best!

Jorge Espinha

BBB

Fahim Huq

I love all insights shared by comics and podcasters.....if you are bored, move on or wait till the next episode. Appreciate it while you can cause it may just be a moment in time.

ChrisG thank you for your service

Glad we thinned out the herd of all the gays that wanted to suck on Ben Avery’s balls. And I mean that literally in a non-homophobic way. Lots of gays in here love Ben Avery and wanted to have sex with Christian boy Ben. All the “Bring back Ben,” mongoloids have finally gone. I wish them well.

Clinton Body Count

I have what I believe is sleep apnea. Bad snoring because I can barely breathe through my nose. I spent a decade putting a plethora of drugs up my Jew nose and now the damage is done. How is it comfortable to sleep with that darth Vader monstrosity? Genuinely curious and concerned I may need one.

Clinton Body Count

That interview Sounded like Dirk Diggler being interviewed Reed Rothchild

MRKANE

Regarding the episode with Bert Kreischer.I love Tim and Bert. I'm a huge fan of Tim.I speak for myself. I don't give two fucks about the "process" or who is a hot comic right now, what's the future of comedy or what was the past of comedy. I'm not a comedian. I don't care. When comedians go on these long talks about their trade they sound like accountants talking about their exciting careers. That's why I hardly listen to Rogan when he has comedians on (exceptions made to Bill Burr, Yannis and Tim, insofar as they don't talk about their trade. Joe is a great podcaster but a medíocre comedian). It's very sad when Tim is boring.

Jorge Espinha

Where we go one we go all

Fred

What ?

You’re a pile of sticks .

Tyler Bluhm

Probiotics are overrated, yeah if you just came off a round of antibiotics maybe try to eat a bit of yogurt or kombucha but otherwise you should be good.

Chris Bertalot

We get it brother you don’t eat enough meat

You’re a pile of sticks .

I would like Tim to have don lemon on the show

Alex

Nice surprise appearance by the great Adam Egret. Glad him and Tim could reconnect after their time under the Queensboro Bridge!

Joe

We NEED MORE ray

Mathew

We need ray once a week

Blake Smith

buddy had Bert the hack kreisher on the main ep. Cmon tim. Berts an obese alcoholic with a fake laugh that has been telling the same story on stage for 10 years

Commander Jimmy Darts

You lumpy fucks are magnetic together, please just go back to New York, or build ray a shipping container house in your backyard. (Please make it big enough that he has room to turn around)

Tyler

Tim McDylan here’s an empathetic gem from Jimmy Buldwin (who shot with his pen); “…It is time to recognize that the major effort of our country until today and I'm talking about Washington all the way down to whoever heads women's Temperance Union is not to change the situation. But to seem to have done it. It is spectacular…”

Mom

All week I was like I wish Tim would go on with kump again and my dreams have been answered it’s a Ramadan miracle

Jama

YEAH IT'S A RAY!!! 🤘😆🤘

Dr. Juice

Its April. Where is feb and March Rothschild ep new Ben?

H M Rothschild-Medici

Kump Kump Kump

Andrew Smyth

I would pay 10 bucks a month for just you and ray pods

TOOTER McGavin

Tim do video content on Patreon. It’s been years now

Dhelfh

Just have ray every week, so genuine

Alex Strat

Drags & Mags Extravaganza

Jonathon Silvers

Missed Ray!

Thamer AlThani

My last month on patreon because his youtube is free and almost all video the just audio isn't as good

Gary Zimmer

TIM LET ME SEE YOUR FUCKING FACE WHEN YOU TALK 😭

quinn ortiz

I WANT TO SEE VIDEO

quinn ortiz

Good pod

JHNolan

The highlight of the week ray and tim together again.

Lib Tard

“Freaks!”

G-Sleazy

Have you not made enough money to fix a fucking echo you repulsive ghoul.

cody

Love when you and Ray Kump do podcasts together

William Davis

Its not for me at all?

Daniel W

More Kump!

john magee

Thank god it’s ray

Rold Gold

“Who doesn’t almost die in their sleep every night? -Raymond Kumpf

Richard mason

Go back and listen to the archives and I bet you will like Raymond.

Arthur L

KUMP!

True Rambler

"It feels good to hate-" Ray Kump.

Derwin Gerald Lester II

Pound sand

Tj fender

I’ve been in the archives as well on 131 I think

Tj fender

I’m listening to the archives and just laughing every time. Tim was never more invested, he was so into this & had a far better pod with ray than Ben. Rays oddities would stop tim at a halt and make him genuinely laugh “ did you just say sucking asss…. How do you suck ass ?“ ah man it is amazing

Michael

I love kump

jimmy szatkowski

This makes me feel fat and retarded as well

Victor Ortiz

Heavy whipping cream

You

When you are 7000 pounds everything is a bug for Ray.

Neerajsing Rajput

More Ray please… thanks

AJ Kerr

Tony hinchcliffe should be the drag host

Catherine Steffy

Wow that’s sad

Brian Hanrahan

This should have been the main episode, the masses need more Kump.

Mike

Fucking idiot

Brian Hanrahan

Dylan M clearly stated at the beginning, “day 1 of being a girl”..

Logan Dougher

Don’t be mean it’s only like 842 lbs

Brian Hanrahan

1000lbs of long Island trash

Pleasureman69000

YAY 4 RAY

You

If you remove “you know” from this podcast, it is 14 minutes long.

Mimi Lafrance

Does it get any better? And Adam even joins!

Rory Bamford

Just what I ordered, 2 for 1 fat pigs

Trev

qwa

sinuendo

Nice intro

Phil I

Ray is back…. I might cry

B. Hill

Our community has been looked at crooked for quite a while, a govt science experiment gone outta hand;)

Soursd

Those of us gratefully dead, keep it hip n do not phuck around.

Soursd

We're not all proud boyz

Soursd

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_jx_zPjCUs Tim, fun conspiracy out of Australia involving US/aus military and prosecuting whistleblowers. Brought to you by aus comic Jordan shanks, possible guest in the future 🤞

ethan jamieson

love the kump

Mr. D

Rays mega smart

Hank Chill

Because he has now made enough money to submit to the hivemind

Christian Glen

Why are you using she pronouns for Dylan, Tim?

Sponge

Finally Raymond!!!

Matthew Hanacek

Ray episodes are the best yes or yes

Zach Peters

Tim says he has no loyalty to any brand. Somewhere in the world, Ralph Lauren sheds a single tear

Omicron Flashmob Morning Star Bear

For sure ray is one of the dumbest humans alive

Alex

You ever seen a man smoke cools before?

Samuel Chambers

How are they worried about this guy swallowing his tongue? He can barely talk past it it's so large

Terrapin_Tracey

I love ray but he’s hilarious but he’s also absolutely retarded lol his takes are always so bad no matter what the topic is.

Jeffrey

Ray was aweome

CrowFlyLow

The audio is echoing bad. Fire this new cuck producer

McMuff

Love being surprised by ray 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 thank you for this gift

Tray Breezy

I cannot stand ray kump. Hard pass

HardlySpent

Probiotics are essential and enzymes are super useful when you have a shitty gallbladder or indigestion The gut runs everything. Obviously there are a lot of probiotic gimmicks out there, look for a good brand with a variety of strains. Our fast lifestyles and diets kill our gut health. Always take probiotics if you have to take antibiotics obviously take them separate from each other. Just wanted to give a shout out to anyone if you needed some help because, you feel bloated or inflamed. Sorry for the boring comment I love your podcast

Monique

Tim’s ray impression is the only reason I listen to these

doak1

First clue you have sleep apnea is falling asleep at the wheel. I was diagnosed in 2019. 5’8 180lbs. CPAP Machine changed my life. Make sure you have a partner who loves you BEFORE you get diagnosed.

BrooklynBorn

Yes or yes Tim and Ray should do a live podcast at Rogan’s club

TheMexicanThatFellThruChrissysAttic

Jennifer Bilek has done some very interesting journalistic investigation into the trans agenda

Nick G

Pull the trigger, you won't. Pussy

Axeking

Thank you, that's beautiful

Axeking

There’s a **** in the wood pile

Samuel Chambers

I'm a simple man. I see Kump and I put a gun in my mouth

Mark McGwin

Nut butter frozen berries chia or hemp hearts

steve jobs

Tim Dillon and Chris Distefano had been together for a year now, and they were still head over heels in love. They had met through their mutual friend, Joe Rogan, and had hit it off right away. Tim was drawn to Chris's infectious personality, and Chris was attracted to Tim's sharp wit and sense of humor. One day, Tim surprised Chris with a trip to Paris. They had talked about going to Europe together for a while, and Tim had secretly planned the trip to celebrate their one-year anniversary. As they walked along the streets of Paris, hand in hand, Chris couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by his love for Tim. He stopped them in front of the Eiffel Tower, and turned to Tim. "Tim, I know I tell you this all the time, but I just wanted to say it again. I love you so much. You've brought so much joy and happiness into my life, and I can't imagine living without you." Tim smiled and pulled Chris into a tight embrace. "I love you too, Chris. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me." They spent the rest of their trip exploring the city, eating delicious food, and making memories that they would cherish forever. When they returned home, they decided to take their relationship to the next level and move in together. Living together was a new experience for both of them, but they quickly fell into a routine. They would wake up early in the morning and make breakfast together, then spend the day working on their respective projects. In the evenings, they would cook dinner and watch movies, cuddled up on the couch. One night, as they were getting ready for bed, Tim turned to Chris. "Chris, I've been thinking a lot about our future together. And I just want you to know that I see us growing old together, sitting on a porch somewhere, watching the sunset." Chris's heart swelled with love. "That sounds perfect, Tim. I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you." They fell asleep that night, wrapped in each other's arms, grateful for the love they had found in each other.

Love Jokes

Amy Schneider is actually a good example of trans equality bc nobody cares about ugly Cis ppl either

Amanda Ashman

Whole fat plain yogurt with fresh berries and honey is a delicacy (& I’m skinny)

J

Tim just when I thought things were going down the drain , you bring ray kump on and totally redeem yourself!

Josh Spruit

Tim’s doc is right, that’s a steroid and steroids suppress inflammatory cells, thus removing the steroid causes a hyper active inflammatory response. Ray, you’re dumb as fuck.

Soft gentle fart

Ray is gonna dry hump you to death for this!

Lance

God I love when ray is on. I wish Tim could redo the happiness podcast topics with Ray. His banter would be hilarious.

Philip Ebanks

It’s always a great day when Ray is on

__

would love to see the demographic of people who enjoy Ray - Bet they are all pushing at least 350

phosphate

I spend 10 minutes sifting through old episodes just praying to find one without him.

phosphate

“What does the future hold for Dylan Mulvaney”? Statistically there’s probably a suicide or an attempt at least in their future

Nigel

we say "around 32 stone"; its classier

Kyle Uber

Love me some Kump

Justin Peterson

Tim and Ray put me in my happy place

Arthur L

I love when Kump is on!

Robin Mutch

Tim and Ray are great but lose the douchebag

Giorgos Ketigenis

DRAG your kids to the Mothership!!

Matthew Burns

I guess I’m the only one who can’t stand Kump. Barely listenable.

Peter Mountjoy

Raymond. Sucks.

Chris, Esquire

Raymond kump causing a collision and having to prove he isn’t a narcoleptic to get his license back is exactly what I needed to start my work day. God bless you, Pigs!

Ani

Hell yeah Tim and Ray

Jay

“We don’t have anybody.” “Ok just grab all the weirdos you can find, see if that wizard that cleans the floors will help. Oh and fat Tina’s daughter.”

herbius derbius

you mean yannis

RetroBlue

Another wasted episode with Ray

Adam M

❤️ you two

Megan

yess! hes back

RetroBlue

I thought Ray died from being a fat fuck?

Barto

you can literally hear his body reverberating in ketosis

Fred

Ah the Kum Dump is back. I was starting to forget what diabetes would sound like if it had a voice.

Bill O'Brien

Just by hearing Ray's breathing you can tell he's pushing 450lbs

Samuel D

So good! I missed Ray

21acidqueen

LETS GOOO

Wario

🦛

Eric the Bald Slave Dog

Always a good time having Ray on the show

Daniel Moynihan

Ray Kump is fat

Shweez

Awesome show.. Hope all is well…

KINGDUM BLACK

Stop bringing Ray kump on, he's already ruined half you episodes

phosphate

Ray Kump is Shawn from I, Tonya

Eric the Bald Slave Dog

I live in OH, and if I ran into Tim at a Cracker Barrel I think I'd have to do a triple take, then go see my dr for a mental disorder - Seriously Imagine Tim with his sunglasses on sitting in a rocker outside waiting for them to call his table, somebody asks if they can sit there so they can play checkers with their grandson, and Tim just says no

Robert Munson

great ep 🐽 🐽

Grifterofease

no one believes Amy Schneider wasn't fed the answers ahead of time lol

Ben Kenobi

god bless kump

Leo Condon

Great episode, listened to it twice

Mean Mike

“ we need a cream. Call it beautiful boy cream. “ 🤣🤣

Ether

Ray and Lucie's old podcast: 'Our Love is Disgusting' was hilarious but YouTube pulled most of the episodes down.

It's no character piece It is what it is MAGA

Was hoping for a new Kump ep. Just listened to Bribes & Bruschetta again last night, what a classic. "Don't forget about meee! LINDA!"

Disgraced Businessman

Ray sounds like he's loss weight

Josh Bartlett

The Kumpster is here

Shashank Mehrotra

I pray for at least one salad

Brian Hanrahan

Are you a government schill

Brian Hanrahan

Listen back to the archives, it was at it's best when it was them two each week !

Dale Thomson

1 like = 1 prayer for Ray Kump

Tyler Reed

Cannot click play fast enough when Ray is listed as the guest :)

Taylor

YAY FOR RAY!!

Daniel James

Sit on my face pig❤️

Tyler Meldrum

Thank God. I almost prefer both of them together then either of their podcasts separate

Will Masters

Really hits home while double fisting chick fil a

Ryan

I heard Krump was in a chucky cheese and laid underneath the ball pit to so he could be crushed by jumping children so he could get his rocks off, Tim bailed him out of jail of course.

THEBIGVZ

2:28AM in Long Island... nothing hits better

Aman

I cum when I see Kump

Alex Dreyer

Thank God

VibratorBattery

Need more Tim and kump

scuzcity

Ray is gonna die soon his organs are screaming

Brian Hanrahan

Tim. Your MY kid rock.

Jake Martin

But you really are a cunt

Brian Hanrahan

Tim your a cunt but I love you

Brian Hanrahan