Bonus #192 - Uncle Tom Mick

AND Yannis was funny in this one, you people might’ve missed it because you’re retarded perhaps. Not that that’s bad or not cool, it just is. However, Yannis and Tim saying we don’t want China to be poor like they used to be. That too was retarded as well.

Deep thoughts.....

Pretty sure the China boogeyman talk has been dialed Down if anything… not dialed up. All you fucking hear about is Russia- it’s China that’s Scary as Fuck.

Deep thoughts.....

Yannis is so remarkably unfunny & pushes back in the most baseless, useless, irritating ways. His brand seems to be that 10 year old kid who shows up to a dinner party and tries to talk over everyone making dirty jokes w/ no actual punchlines.

Lindsay

It really says something that I can get over someone being a commie if they're anti-vax.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Nothing will ever top Robert Patron, the virtuous pedophile war hero/criminal.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

He's Greek, they invented being gay. Just look at Stavros.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Yannis sounds so fucking retarded this episode holy shit

Roger McFuckem

Yo yannis my Greek brother are you the cia spokesman. My g wake up

Odysseas Antoniou

shout out to Nashville, shoot! xD oh my god Yannis is an absolute animal. this is why i pay for patreon

Ben Pitchford

Please shut the fuck up

anthony barca

When Tim and Yannis are on it’s pure evil

Loey

Hey guys..... Help me get Tims attention with the #SavePalmBeach # .. they Cancelled our Mayors election here in West Palm Beach & they run trash like the #PinkJacketGuy aka #MrDTwpb #FakeArrest ..... If Ya wanna get Rich service the rich.. I'm outta Palm Beach where Tim's show is this week and if we can get Tim & Joe's attention we'll tell them the not so secret potion to save America via We the People = 10% ake Citizen Referreund aka Direct Democracy.. It ain't hard 😁 Please go find the #Str8WorldLLC FluTube channel and please share.. Rock oN G's... America is Gr8 & we got this BiSH one day, one way 🇺🇸 #THANKU ♠️ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCAsciwPGIg&t=2s

Str8 World LLC

Yannis is insane and I love it.

David Catanese

Yannis is the best!

Danny Rads

This is a great episode. The chemistry between Tim and Yannis is palpable. Maybe he will activate Yannis gay genes

Ridge

Yannis blow your nose

Mimi Lafrance

First half was amazing. Too much talk about comedy at the end.

Mimi Lafrance

No Boston stop on this tour?

Paul Canavan

Yannis makes my husband happy

The boys are back n’ brown

this was such a good tim episode

veronicablazer

hey ;-)

Mike Brown

I love when Yanni and Tim get together and mix it up!

ChrisG thank you for your service

Not the proper hardware. You need Pig culling equipment

Jorge Espinha

The only gay man listening

Patrick Rouse

Stop Asian baby hate

Meredith Bezner

My favorite part of the latest free episode was the add read. Keeps. The hair loss product. Tim took us to a journey. A Russian novel with a touch of Greek tragedy. I suggest that the next add read takes inspiration from Latin American “telenovelas” , set in Bogotá, with a Pilar and a Juan.

Jorge Espinha

Love Timmy and Yannis!

Tim Dizillo

Just whenever you get around to it I guess, huh?

J.Fine

Tim Dillon has the best fans, Tim Dillon has the worst fans.

Space Tiger Steven

My two favorite gay New Yorkers.

Jordan Littlefield

Sen.....si........tive

Jordan Littlefield

🔥🔥🔥

James Enowmbitang

Yannis is the worst.. racist af

Charlie Hemmingsworth

Good stuff but I’m worried the new schedule is having an effect on the size of the male taint

herbius derbius

The free podcast was very good! This was one too. All the best Mighty Tim!

Jorge Espinha

Lmfao keep these up. Looking forward to next weeks episode 2

Thomas Leitke

I finally took Tims advice on starting a business and invested in some nice tailor scissors. If anyone wants a castration, you can meet me on the corner of Pike street and 2nd ave in front of the State Hotel at 2am-5am M-F and 10am-4pm on weekends. $12 a snip. Bring a friend special $20 for 2. I wear a red fedora

Thomas Leitke

And that the grays are also the Chinese

Мічаел Стечішін

You can hear Adam Friedland in the background

Мічаел Стечішін

You could try listening to Your Moms House? Christina has some wacky TikTok’s that you might enjoy

Мічаел Стечішін

Chinese blood is Chinese blood; the way of the dragon

Мічаел Стечішін

Don’t worry about the Rothschild Ep just keep forgetting about us we don’t care

James Bergeron

He’s fucking garbage. There’s a million good producers out there needing work. What did this clown walk in on Tim doing???

CactusJack

Just listened to the regular, my god! I didn’t ever think I would long for another devan and ida episode!….and someone fire this fucking producer already….I mean what the fuck? A monkey could record and edit a better piece of audio.

CactusJack

Yannis is not terrible fuck these other pussies who are these commenters its the timmy D show be pigs

JHNolan

New schedule sucks

herbius derbius

Bensucks !!!

JimmyKongDongIsLong

Tim I left the bar last night thinking to myself “there will be a new episode when I get home” you disappointed me yet again you fat Long Island piece of trash.

Handsome twink

That at at 28 min tho 🤔

James Lee Alexander Dorman IV

It could also be worse. 🤷‍♂️

DentonVisual

Lmao at this chat HATING Yannis 😂

Mariah White

The slop drops whenever now according to the new PROducer

Stuart

Wheres the free ep

Quinn Benson

Yannis sabotaging yet another successful podcast , but we forgive him it’s not in his control .

Knight Miester

Why are these episodes so fucking quiet. New producers suck shit

Aaron Alexander

1:44:56 Tim for sure rails a fat line of blow lmfao 🤣

Matt J

Lately it seems like Tim just hates us, both on Patreon & YT. Been a fan since 2018, listened to every episode including the archives (twice), and Tim has never seemed more serious about his disdain. It used to be a joke, but now I think he actually dislikes us.

Dr. Juice

Is there gonna be a free episode this week?

CrowFlyLow

Why do you keep having Yonnis on? He’s unable to keep up with you and is straight up just dated.

Almas Aslam

Just had Peter Lugers for the first time the other week, great porterhouse and phenomenal lamb chops, originally a German beer hall but Jewish owned since 1920’s (saved them from going out of business)

Matt the Cucked Canuck

Yannis is terrible

Eric Stolzenburg

Audio is horrible

conor fennell

Hopefully dead

Barto

This is my life too. My ghey take is that they are normie and we should be grateful🤢 we get it(big wow) and cum pig articulates it great and some people aren’t gonna get there however earnestly you map it out to them 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Ben Seales

Dillon Pappas '24

It's no character piece It is what it is MAGA

The bugs remind me of Ben

Everyone Is Going To Hell

I love the subtle bug and nature sounds

Everyone Is Going To Hell

Kazakhstan has a lot of uranium, and America has the most nuclear power plants in the world. Pretty ripe for freedom lol but they have a defense treaty with Russia

Jarred Lozano

Yannis didn’t pick up on it

Jim

“…..Tim Dillon comedy….” Lololol

Jim

This was really funny up until the last half hour when Yannis started crapping on about the craft of being a comedian, something only even possibly interesting to other comedians. Other than that, great show Tim!

Lilith

You know how in your latest YouTube show you said something like it shouldn’t be controversial about the fact that “some American children think that they are birds” Well, I was visiting with friends, and sharing your bit about this because I think it is hilarious. And then they got offended! And I got lectured for being a transphobe. I couldn’t believe it. what the fuck is in the tap water? How are even smart people so retarded these days? Humans are not birds!!! It was supposed to be fucking funny. Also I tried to see you in Raleigh twice, and both times missed. Throw me a bone Tim! Life in the big city, I know, I KNOW.

Carolyn

Yannis is so retarded about the Chinese lmao wow

gia

Carlin wasn’t sitting around gettng hammered with ‘Bert’. Good grief comedy is in a lame age

Jordan Haddad

At least two gays are into you, my husband and I are big fans tuning in from Norway :D We like you because you're a regular dude. We also prefer Pol Pot over Hillary Clinton.

Paul Smith

Damn Yannis was extra annoying on this one

Pedro

Another classic

M F

10/10

Yanni Yogurt and Chrissy Fart Cakes getting back together cancelled my suicide

When I die my tombstone will read “keep giving my money to Tim Dillon”

Josh Elliott

Amazing one ❤️

Mimi Lafrance

This episode ruled. Love you both

Jason Roth

You’re the one paying him lol

Trev

Tim has officially become retarded from fame. Thank for Yannis was pushing back on the pro commie shit.

Michael Polites

The audio could be better

M

We need an emergency pod on the trump indictment!

Big T

Calling WASPs the Wizard of Oz of New York was pretty funny, Yan. Always behind the scenes.

Disgraced Businessman

Yeah most of Tim's fans are gayer than him. Waa waa waa 👶

Disgraced Businessman

Great episode 👏

david fisher

"They've contributed nothing except for police brutality and...vomit - on the ground." I love Yannis!! 🤣🤣🤣

Adelaida the Great

A++

Fortunate Son

People still in this chat crying about Tim’s opinion on Ukraine lmao get over it

Choked a tute with Father bills skin flute

Producer fix volume, it’s called compression figure it out you might get a name.

Dave

You suck

Dave

And again Total lack of knowledge on Ukraine... Makes me tired

Dariusz Borodo

Great stuff

You

“pick a ‘stan” 😂

S

I really liked the episode

James Coulombe

Yannis sucks

brian Maliq

yesssss i love them together!!

mrsrutrut

Tim I love you but you really are a cunt

Brian Hanrahan

Yannis need to be a regular !

LI LOUD

great ep

Broja the FloridaMan

Fucking Greek Treat! Goddamn right! He was so close to figuring out the grays are time travelers.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I was 4 years old but I remember. She had a an AK-47 and was tackled by a football player. Also, dogshit mall.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Please die.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

First female mass shooter was in the Springfield Mall in Springfield, PA in like ‘86.

Jay

Bring back Melanie!! And Ray

E-Money

Yannis. Kump is a close second though

Loey

Value for money lol 😂

Josh Bartlett

2 hours! WOW! Such value!

Tyler Reed

It’s young again

Steven

It’s ChinX

Steven

THERE’S BUTTER ON MY FACE

Steven

“I bombed so bad I left my jacket there” lolololol

Jim

Yannis is one of the best guests for this show. Would be happy if he appeared on the Patreon or the main at least once every month or two.

Tony

The last half hour talking about comedians was gold. Pure gold

Jim

I live in Austin, who wants to try to go see the pig at a show w me, Lil Broomstick the Dr Phil Eminem? Truly..

Lil Broomstick

I thought the background sounds was coming from my plumbing haha. I was like “what now, fuck” lol

Jim

Great guest, good stuff

Pvt Maggot

Yannis or Kump?

Jay

I actually like the background noise. Makes me feel like I’m hangin out…. In a way lol

Jim

I love you guys so much. Great episode:)

Liz

You've been selected!

xSynergy

Yannis is a good fit guest wise he just has to know when to shut the fuck up and not talk over the great one. Still a better guest than The other misfits.

Peter Mountjoy

Go fucking off king. I love when Yannis is on

Jordan

As Tim Dillon walked down the street, lost in thought, he suddenly bumped into someone. Looking up, he was shocked to see another Tim Dillon staring back at him. They both laughed at the coincidence and struck up a conversation, finding that they had more in common than just their name. As they talked, Tim felt a strange attraction to the other Tim Dillon, a feeling he couldn't explain. As they parted ways, Tim couldn't stop thinking about the other Tim Dillon. He found himself daydreaming about what it would be like to be with someone who shared his name and his interests. Days turned into weeks, and Tim found himself unable to shake his feelings for the other Tim Dillon. He knew it was crazy, but he couldn't help the way he felt. One night, he mustered up the courage to call the other Tim Dillon and invite him out for a drink. To his surprise, the other Tim Dillon accepted. As they sat across from each other at the bar, Tim found himself lost in the other Tim Dillon's eyes. It was as if they were meant to be together. Finally, unable to resist any longer, Tim leaned across the table and kissed the other Tim Dillon. It was like a spark had been ignited between them, and they both knew that this was something special. As they walked hand in hand through the streets, Tim couldn't believe that he had found someone who understood him so completely. And he knew that as long as they had each other, they could conquer anything. Together, Tim Dillon and Tim Dillon were unstoppable, two halves of a whole, united in love.

Love Jokes

Commie, anti-vax, TERF (tediously explaining reality to fools) ex nurse here. Appreciate the shout out to Tim's true lefie fans being one myself

Lilith

BORING

Shane Fisher

As a listener running my own construction company I am also rather intrigued on this matter

Sniggering

yes

Dominic Stumpo

Meghan & Maurica 2024

J

I’m the only one who thinks yannis stopped being funny years ago

Nikki

Great Yannis !

Fernando

From Tacoma can comfirm.

Jason Mitchell

Such a good episode.

phosphate

You and Yannis together make the most evil poddy ever! Make it a permanent thing already!

Loey

Agree!

Loey

One of the BEST! The episodes with Yannis get wild!

Loey

Great ep

Justin

Please start a podcast with yannis and takeover everything everywhere

Sara

How is your retaining wall?

brian

Fake Ben dumped the Brazilian doctor bit…that’s why we come here…the solo political rants are old news

Make_No_Mistake_That_TeddyB_Story_Was_Fakeeeee

cancelling twice in Raleigh and then shitting on the city is an all time move 😭

Jacob Wilson

Stop having guest Jesus Christ

Gr8b8m8

My favorite duo!!!!!

Samantha Sever

Yikes, no

Queefs galore

Love Yannis.

Circle Of Tone

In Ireland they do have a word for uncle tom micks they call them West Brits 😂

Ben Brown

Damn 2 hours thank you pig man

Trev

The Fig & The Pig baby!!!

FuzzyMuzzyHadLotsOfHairbutFuzzyMuzzyHadNOFumesDownThere.

Tim please buy Governor’s

Castlebar

China and Russia are dealing with the US and unwinding your empire for you. And the rest of the world is cheering them on.

Lilith

Worst guest

Vicious Teknique

Ugh, Yan is the worst. Can this dude have a real thought ever?

Addam Carothers

Is THIS the missing February 2023 Rothschilds episode *meme of that guy with the hand and the butterfly from that one Anime show*

Kyler

its comedy you pig

Justin Collins

Sondheim opened up about being gay when he was about 40.[11][237] He rarely discussed his personal life, though he said in 2013 that he had not been in love before he turned 60, when he entered into a roughly eight-year relationship with dramatist Peter Jones.[238][239] Sondheim married Jeffrey Scott Romley, a digital technologist, in 2017; they lived in Manhattan and Roxbury, Connecticut.[236]

Heywood Jeblowme

Get Kump on you fuck

Mr. Dillon

slava ukraini

Christian Abys

JimmyKongDongIsLong

At minute 45 it sounds like crickets in the background. Wtf is that?! Do your job not Ben

Seymour Buetts

Bird 🐛 😆

Ronald Renwick

As the bright lights of the comedy club dimmed, Tim Dillon stepped off the stage, his heart still pounding from the raucous laughter that had erupted from the audience. He wiped the sweat from his brow and made his way to the green room, ready to celebrate another successful show with his fellow comedians. As he opened the door, he was greeted by the sight of Chris Distefano sprawled out on the couch, scrolling through his phone with a contented smile on his face. Tim felt a jolt of electricity shoot through him at the sight of Chris, his dark hair mussed and his eyes sparkling with humor. "Hey man, great set tonight," Chris said, looking up from his phone. "You had the whole room in stitches." Tim grinned back, feeling a warmth spread through him. He and Chris had been friends for years, ever since they had met at a comedy festival in New York City. They had hit it off immediately, bonding over their shared love of dark humor and irreverent jokes. But lately, Tim had started to feel something more than friendship for Chris. He tried to push it to the back of his mind, focusing instead on his comedy career and the hustle of life in the city. But every time he saw Chris, his heart skipped a beat. As they sat and talked, Tim couldn't help but feel a pang of jealousy when Chris mentioned his latest romantic conquest. He tried to play it cool, nodding along and making a few jokes, but inside he was seething with envy. Suddenly, Chris looked up and caught Tim's eye. "Hey, you okay?" he asked, his voice gentle. Tim swallowed hard, feeling a lump form in his throat. "Yeah, yeah, I'm fine," he said, forcing a smile. Chris looked at him for a long moment, his gaze intense. "No, you're not," he said, standing up and walking over to Tim. "I can tell when something's bothering you." Before Tim knew what was happening, Chris had reached out and taken his hand, their fingers lacing together. Tim's heart raced as he looked up into Chris's eyes, seeing something in them that he had never noticed before. "Tim," Chris said, his voice low and urgent. "I know we've been friends for a long time, but I've been feeling something for you lately. Something more than friendship. And I just had to tell you." Tim's heart leaped into his throat as he heard Chris's words. Could it be possible that Chris felt the same way he did? Without hesitation, he leaned forward and pressed his pig lips to Chris's, feeling a rush of heat course through his body as their mouths met. Chris responded eagerly, his tongue seeking entrance into Tim's mouth as they kissed passionately. As they pulled away, both of them were breathless and wide-eyed. Tim felt a grin spread across his face as he looked up at Chris, feeling like he was on top of the world. "Chris," he said, his voice full of emotion. "I've been feeling the same way. I just didn't know how to tell you." Chris smiled back at him, his hand still clasped tightly in Tim's. "Well, now you don't have to," he said. "Because I feel it too. And I don't want to waste any more time pretending like we're just friends." With that, they kissed again, their bodies pressed tightly together as they explored the depths of their newfound passion. For Tim, it was like a dream come true, a fantasy that he had never dared to hope would become reality. As they lay together on the couch, wrapped up in each other's arms, Tim knew that this was just the beginning.

Love Jokes

Every time I see Yannis on here I know there’s gonna be some controversy and I’m here for it

Jorge

Name the ribeye steak after Amy Schumer

Devin

it was his moms friend

Father Bill’s Rope Shooter in Chrissy’s Pooper

Two hours of Mr Pappas and the pig! I'm in Greek Irish hell!!!!!!

DentonVisual

https://youtu.be/8alpJV1V9pM

Dash

not as gay as Ben Avery

B_n4sty

lower your expectations

B_n4sty

Ben’s a faggot

B_n4sty

We can’t “unwind the empire” just yet. China and Russia must be dealt with first, it’s an unfortunate reality.

B_n4sty

Nah I like Yannis, learned a lot about Greek culture from his Mr. Panos stuff

Matthew East

YEA YANNI IN DA HOUSE DASSSSIT

DentonVisual

Thanks for coming to Palm Beach Tim

Mike Jones

Loveeeee yannis

Arminda Ferreira

It’s the olive oil, can vouch

Arminda Ferreira

Thank you Tim and Yannis. I needed this.

Niall Brady

Crowd source your producers resume 😂😂 he’s a gd liar Tim😂

Mark Ludwig

We miss Ben! Oh wait no, I'm thinking of Ben and Jerrys ice cream. Fuck him, fragile little boy.

Greg Cawthorne

Good episode!

Orthos

Yannis is awesome, of course not Ray awesome but still better than any other guest at least.

Nicholas McMahon

Excited for the Tim Dillon set at Raleigh Improv tonight 👀😬

Manly Girly Studios

audrey hale was/were

Ike Duffy

Dont forget about... O'..ba..ma.

Inmate ID# 2904055

First the main channel SVB interview is with an “actual” employee cuck and not ray kump ranting, and now you have Yannis on patreon… Pig, stop the madness.

Ani

yannis is trash, ray over yannis

RetroBlue

ray over yannis

RetroBlue

Yannis is so fuckin bad, nobody wants him on.

Sam Ross

Love yannis but slow down on the adderall

Bart Mustard

Retards always have something to cry about. Can't bitch about the episode length this week so they cry about Yannis.

Axeking

cope

mikey 🪷

You seem to be the only patreon I sub to that doesn’t have video it really makes the content more mid in comparison. I would imagine pointing a camera and pressing record is not to difficult.

Jade

Stephen Sondheim was 1000% gay

Ben Shapiro’s Sister’s Left Tit

Boooooo

Josh Bartlett

YEEHAW

Josh Bartlett

c h i n k s

mikey 🪷

Yannis should watch this Putin interview https://youtu.be/kqD8lIdIMRo

S Padival

Biological female to male.

Orthos

Wait what about a blowjob from a dead body in Brazil?

Aaron S

Why do they all die their fucking hair blue? Is there actually any significance or are they all just cunts copying each other?

Nick G

There's fuckall wrong with the audio

Floyd Zeppelin

Where’s Kump?

Ji Heon

tim

action_p

Yanni's Pappas is not funny I hate when I lose a week because I look forward to this.. unironically never laughed at anything he said

Ivan Dilan

fart my dick if youre a toot

Yannis is the best . Those are actual real friends.

Pheyk Bizness

About time PIG....

Dick Olson III

Great episode Pig. Yannis and Kump are the only acceptable guests

Mean Mike

yannis fucking sucks

Fred

Ah it’s the Greek chromosomal mongo; aka the cerebral uni-brow boy, aka the post-modern muppet

Mom

The Jewish stuff is oldddddd. Stoppppp

Bettie

Am I tripping or should Yannis be the next co-host for this show? #GreatChem

Ripdroson Sancho

I like yanni taking subtle shots at Chrissy with the "my mom went on a date with Ted bundy" line clearly a dig at Chris's obviously made up story about his mom going on a date with the son of Sam dude or whatever lie he made up

Brian M

Tim: "wait a minute is it a biological female or male?" Producer: "Trans girl so biological male to trans woman". Way to go to get your one question wrong bud.

Michael

"Its like adults dungeons and dragons" hahaha

Melissa

At a glue factory upstate.

Jason

Yannis is so annoying

Barto

Hey, Yanni’s you bomb is black rooms because your not fucking funny. Your a shock jock shut up. Shout out to Tim tho that’s my guy!

LEEK

The thai food in portland is worth the molotov cocktails

Meredith Bezner

Pol Pot, LOL

Rob Harris

Spokane, what if meth but a city.

JS

Facts, facts, FACTS!!!!!!! 👏👏👏👏

Catherine Steffy

They talk about the same stuff every episode

Semo Adms

almost 2 hours lets go!!!

Tony Casal

Wheres kump

Dec

These two are so sloppy together! Amazing!

Rory Bamford

Yaaaasssss, PIG

David Eric Ricketts

my 2 favs

Shaggy Lopez

This better be good

Jack Sherman

Thanks pig

herbius derbius

Literally just was listening to the old archives ep with Yanni

Taylor Soderquist

'Tech-Greek' might be a new character piece babes 🤔 Yaaaaaass! Das-riiite!!!

Vlad Bombast

I was just trying to find something to listen to and this unexpectedly popped up. Good job Pig!

____ ______

Damn y’all quick as hell, I wanted to be the first pig in the pen

Zak Turner

🙌

Bobbie Roberts

Thank god this was perfect timing

Will Taylo

Hope all is well on your end bud.

Philip Ebanks

Thanks Tim.

Philip Ebanks