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Bonus #189 - Down The Stairs

Tim reflects on Rogan’s new comedy club in Austin, Michelle Obama eyeing a 2024 candidacy and why 46 should be careful. A pair Clinton staffers’ deaths in the news leave him unfazed but crooning ‘I told you so.’

Comments

Biden dropped out.

HummerEV96

Listened to this episode for the first time in July 2024 holy shit this slaps harder than Dana White openly slaps his wife in public! Tim Nostradamus Dillon

authorized user

Tim Dillon, only man I ever loved. Another great show you majestic wild beast.

Polite Comment from a Dick.

Didn't realize your mom's pussy was currency.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Braindead Pedophile in Charge of Us.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

That already happened.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Again ftw

John Toal

772

John Toal

Biden just took a tumble at the US Air Force Academy :-/ Quasimodo predicted this.

PBRAADEN

Hey guys..... Help me get Tims attention with the #SavePalmBeach # .. they Cancelled our Mayors election here in West Palm Beach & they run trash like the #PinkJacketGuy aka #MrDTwpb #FakeArrest ..... If Ya wanna get Rich service the rich.. I'm outta Palm Beach where Tim's show is this week and if we can get Tim & Joe's attention we'll tell them the not so secret potion to save America via We the People = 10% ake Citizen Referreund aka Direct Democracy.. It ain't hard 😁 Please go find the #Str8WorldLLC FluTube channel and please share.. Rock oN G's... America is Gr8 & we got this BiSH one day, one way 🇺🇸 #THANKU ♠️ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCAsciwPGIg&t=2s

Str8 World LLC

Why’s KUMP wanna argue today

Patrick Maiden

Ray being mad lib

Patrick Maiden

I’d put Chief Keef in the list of most uniquely American Lives.

Paul

It's under your work boots.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Tim is a fatty for the people

Tony Scarboni

13 year old edgy internet conservative joke

Roger McFuckem

*in tims joe rogan voice* listen man Rosanne is a bad bitch man, and, I definitely would’ve hit that back in the day

Hahaha jabooey

I think he is still being detained ever since J6.

DAAM THAT LAST BIT GUNNA GO DOWN IN THE BOOKS

Nala

The world needs to know!

Christian Glen

Oscar was patient 0- covid

E-Money

Lemon party

Sniggering

And please tell Oscar the Cat I said Haaaay!

Urethra Franklin

Please hire Alex Jones to be your producer. I mean, he pays attention to detail like no other, am I wrong? And he owes the FBI, er, I mean "Sandy Hook parents" a trillion $. He should be able to clear that if you let him work for your Patreon for a few months.

Urethra Franklin

I miss Ben

G-Sleazy

I mean… that’s a lot of Applebees classic combos.

Really enjoyed the studio and Alex Jones’ weirdness. The camera does not do Tim any favors though. For fucks sake Tim is a fatty boom batty.

Where is the continuation of the latest youtube? I'm so interested in that Tim.

Kristin Fowler

The Biden/Trump thing is played out. There’s gotta be something else to talk about.

DHexus23D

Hey where tf is my black history Rothschild ep

Anthony Smith

I so wish I could see you in peoria man. Yk your listeners tho, imma be in JAIL lol best of luck. I hope you kill here

Dillon Wallace

our boy has never been so beautiful.

Dee

Rothschilds deserve pt.2 alex jones. Not the commoners.

David

I actually experienced this about a month ago going from Pennsylvania to Texas. Our pilot looked no older then 25. Unsure if this is just lack of staff? It was southwest. After that I no joke never want to fly again.

John Nolan

Right? Like it’s so fucking hard to edit a podcast. There’s literally nothing about an Alex Jones interview that needs to be edited out.

Michael

You should probably be on Spotify if you want Rogan

Michael

You've got quite a temper, don't you?

Dr. Juice

Go on rays Patreon they have episodes on there

Oscar Delgado

You fucking faggots that complain about the time of release the quality of the episodes you fkn pigs that talk about Ben still and lemon party like it doesn’t belong in the trash you mongrels known that ray Kump has like 30 episodes with Tim and yet ray doesn’t have min 5k subs is a crime

Oscar Delgado

Yeah and please don’t tell us it’s the more expensive tier

michael

Right after I listen, we left vegas for nd and hit the worst turbulence I’ve ever come close to experiencing, Tim’s right he told us so.

Reid Haagenson

Timmy, where is the 2nd hour of Alex, sincerely, your pay pig.

Mr Cras

Hahah it was around 36,000 before it got hidden. I bet you it’s up a bunch since he said “Alex is on Patreon” don’t understand why he’s gotta lie but okay Tim.

Lee Bones

Chill its probably gonna be out on the regular patreon day

Blue Cheese

Pretty funny actually

Big cheese

JimmyKongDongIsLong

Where's Alex I just bought this for it I want my money back

John Greene

Anyone could tell me how many members is there ? For some reason it’s hidden now .

Pheyk Bizness

smh you need Jesus... I'm also edging

Antonio Murphy

Just when we thought this gay boi relapsed, he reels us all back in. Thank you for the AJ slop, king!

Bill O'Brien

anyone else edging while waiting for the alex jones pt 2?

VOID

Get used to it buddy boy.

Paul

Here for the king of Austin and Alex Jones.

Paul

Just bought this shit and the fucking Alex Jones episode isn't on here. WHAT THE FUCK TIM.

daniel reid

Fucking drop the 2nd part of Alex jones right now

saurabh nalawade

BEING ALEX JONES ON THE PODCAST

Mark Ludwig

The idea of patreon is to allow people to speak freely. Without adds incentivesing curbing what people say.

Bach

I bet part 2 is rothschilds lol

Andrew Weissert

Part 2?

Robert Gunton

save 20% use the code timdillom

defo

Where is Alex Jones pt 2 sir

jacob

Pig will release on Monday (hopefully)

Handsome twink

anyone know where the other half of the alex jones episode is that he said was on patreonnnn 👀 idk if they just havent uploaded it yet or if my computers retarded

Tesstamona

Tim, I just saw Alex talk and he is talking shit.

Justan Roseberry

Please bring back Ray

Dr. Juice

https://youtu.be/JucoOyy0L6o

Mean Mike

Andrew Mcchesney

Does this fool even post regular episodes anymore or just Patreon?

Sean Jones

Tim got sick AGAIN and bowed out of Palm Beach tonite …stop eating pork rinds all day, you cannibal! Now I have to change my entire evening plans. Piglet !

AJRGator

Bump

Mac White

I would fly from the UK if you did a climate change panel with Alex and Roseanne

M F

I guess there is none

Jordan Haddad

Drop the Alex Jones episode! I can’t edge any longer

Mean Mike

Send this to Tim. It happened. https://twitter.com/phil_lewis_/status/1633692964521226241?s=46&t=HygHRyMnP83so8qG8KpBuQ

skyler Martini

Who knows

Kevin Stagitis

When does the regular pod drop? Tonight 9Pacific?

Jordan Haddad

Get Marianne Williamson on the podcast asap

skyler Martini

Just sitting here waiting for Tim to play Metal Gear Solid

amblingghost

It wasn't gonna last

Tony Scarboni

Timmy is back on the ciggies

Whipkek

Alex Jones is gonna be on this week's show! Let's fucking go!!

Tony Casal

What happened to the last producer?

Jarrod Kearney

Good for you

Jorge Espinha

Can’t wait for Tim to start yelling at this new producer

Mary Jane Bernath Krebs

Tim’s self awareness is admirable.

Lex

Tim please comment on the new Jan 6th footage. The infamous QanonShaman was framed!!!

Christian Glen

Tim you gotta do an episode on the Costa Concordia cruise ship disaster i know its from 2012 but I really think youll love this captain who wrote a book on how it wasnt his fault and he wasnt fucking that ballerina when it happened and he's actually a hero

Lobsterfish

George HW Bush. Gulf War 1. Lost reelection to Bill Clinton.

Christian Glen

When has a president have a war breakout during its term and not win reelection?

Gavin Stringfellow

Sucking Devans dick

Bondo

yikes

Dr. Hector the Rectum Inspector

Get Marianne Williamson and Roseanne in the same room and see what happens.

Christian Glen

And by god she deserves her own McDonald’s meal

conor fennell

Roseanne is a bad bitch

conor fennell

I hope one day Timmy considers making perhaps a point or a joke

Joseph Loporto

30:00-35:00 is really just three letter agency levels of speaking and saying nothing

Joseph Loporto

Make another bill and hills last kill

Jonathan

“Your mother has been a bitch since the day you were born”💀🤣😂🤣

Mike Wood

They need to rename the comedy mothership to comedy birthingpeopleship

Andrew Hachisu

Where is Ben?

Austin

hey man that’s mean 😢

Asher Herbstman

Hopefully someone unalives Tim this week. Fat f aggot. Kill him now

Gabriel Espinosa

michelle x maxwell 2024

jiri4s

I just got done with a round trip itinerary, both flights were turbulent. I don’t claim to fly as much as Tim but I do fly… Couldn’t help but notice it myself as well.

Nestor C

Glad conspiracy Tim finally came back

Christian Glen

Tim sharing the unabashed horrifying truth with a comedy twist.

DCFREE

Was part of the new producers job description to giggle like Ben? Or is he just taking that initiative and failing at it on his own?

Nick @

i’m straight

White Man

I don't give a shit about your stupid opinions.

None of your beeswax.

Mark Middleton brought Epstein to the white house 17 times you fat retarded pig. God Tim’s dropped the fuck off

Nick Jones

Bernie 2024

skyler Martini

Can you have Tim talk about the philosopher professor who got a divorce and married her student? lol https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2023/03/13/agnes-callard-profile-marriage-philosophy?utm_source=twitter&mbid=social_twitter&utm_social-type=owned&utm_medium=social&utm_brand=tny

skyler Martini

Great I have to fly tomorrow

Tj fender

I assume someone that will blow him since they seem to show no talent in producing.

Jacob

who’s the new ben?

noel martin

Lol Tim is wildly uninformed these days.

Justin

good luck, hire me too while your at it.

Andrew Weissert

Tim, your take on the saying "all is well that ends well" is perfect 🤣 I think your book idea about the boomer world is brilliant, I would love to help work on it. I've literally thought for years about writing the next Jack Kerouac style book that perfectly captures the plight and absurdity of the boomer generation and their children. Have your people get in touch with my people. Nam saying dog?

DentonVisual

I WANT MY EPISODES SOONER! I HATE YOU TIM, THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!! RAAAWWWRRR YOURE MESSING UP MY PODCAST VIBE - is anyone hiring?

DentonVisual

Time is so uninformed on politics I can only assume he says what he does because he thinks it’s what his fans want

PostalJester

Another late episode, surprise, surprise…. Where’s the February Rothschilds episode?! Talk about entitlement, happy to take everyone’s hard earned money, yet can’t even talk into a mic for an hour once a week. Hard life, Tim, hard life…

Michael Hilson

get Whitney Webb back on to talk about Mark Middleton and Epstein

Zach Crosswait

You see pig this is how I know you just stay for the slop on the top but don’t eat to the bottom. He has had on Roseanne in the archives.

Oscar Delgado

If you can’t afford it downgrade you brokeboy piece of shit. Stay in your trough.

Oscar Delgado

Hey Barstool fuckboy, (or whoever gets paid to read the drivel in these comments): Where is the February Rothschilds episode? I'm about to start saving $15 a month, you dirtbags.

J.Fine

Like most comics, she was funny when she was young, but it just morphs into cranky rants once they hit their late 50's and are on lots of pills.

J.Fine

Wtf are you on about?

Tony Casal

Michael Hilson

Wow the Pig is alive!

David Mettee

Please speak on why you are doing shows in NJ & NY but not Boston. We have the Wilbur, the Bruins & we land our planes at Logan within inches of each other so ppl remember what it feels like to be alive. What more could you ask for? Speak on the snub.

emmalee78

Might be an unpopular opinion, but Roseanne is straight up not funny to me. Just feels washed up, whiny, & leaning way too hard into culture war stuff. I guess I just don’t get it

Matt

Alex Jones is a CIA shill controlled opposition. He mixes bogus conspiracies in with real ones to confuse, discredit and distract.

z17seattle

Alex Jones is a CIA shill, planted to mix bogus conspiracies in with real ones to confuse, discredit, and distract conspiracy theorist amateurs from actually accomplishing anything.

z17seattle

Make a living? I thought the aim of the game was to earn those sweet, sweet, arcade tokens

Nick G

I'm so glad joe biden won. The econemy will collapse and all the libs dependent on the system will die. Which was the plan from the get go. Goodnight america.

Kippy Epstein.

The best part of your okc show was the stained polo t and polo sweatpants. Classic pig year attire

Jansen Moore

Great episode. You have my loyalty even when you piss me off with your Ukraine rants. Very incisive political analysis. Unfortunately you are right about Trump, De Santis and the Obamas. I would really enjoy a podcast of you and Rosanne. I don't get why you and Rogan are so lenient regarding Alex Jones, what he did wasn't a "ups! My bad!" He orquestrated a campaign that targeted the parents of murdered children! He deserves torture and a bullet to his head. But we can disagree, I still love you and I will keep paying for your gold nuggets!

Jorge Espinha

Good ep thanks

Mean Mike

More Ryan P.!!!

Daniel James

Please have Rosie on your show…it would be so fun

Loey

Was hoping for world peace..drat

JohnThen

Great ep. Please bring back Ray

Dr. Juice

I love you, Tim Dillon.

Levi Johnson

I mean, it’s like Tim deliberately hires incompetent people around him to make himself feel better. This “crooning” comment is worse than anything Ben did, and Ben was an idiot.

Monarch

Fuck fat ray he’s a faggot tubby cuck boy

DarkBrando

Kamala will call Michelle, “we did it michelle”

ambergatory

“I don’t know what to tell ya” lololol

Jim

Who’s the dude talking about the Clinton’s???

Jim

You deserve nothing

Oscar Delgado

Yeah nobody asked or cares

Oscar Delgado

New lemonparty is fire

Michael watts

Name this moron producer. Who doesn’t know Middleton’s Epstein connection?!?

Monarch

Nearly everyone in the comments is an entitled pos

Happy Healthy Joints

1 hour flew by ….. get ray on pussay

You’re a pile of sticks .

These comments!?! Tim you are great thanks for the content as always.

Fancyj

have alex jones on you fucking pussy

AJ R

Ben Slavery

Lynndie England

I miss Ben

Adam Osmak

Get Alex!

Simeon Spence

Whatever day you folks put out the free one or the patreon one it doesn’t matter! The quality is always ‘museum’ haha. Jo Construction lololol fuuuuucccckkk

Jim

Instant classic

Robert Marchant

Great show in OKC Saturday night, laughed so damn hard I left with a headache. Good times

Tammi Smith

Rob it’s being recorded outside in his back yard . Hopefully they trying to dial the audio in

You’re a pile of sticks .

Definitely the big boob dummy fo sho

You’re a pile of sticks .

If the show was called Adderall

You’re a pile of sticks .

He’s back on dope.

Chance McAuliffe

I listen to you to get away from the negative news shit. Quit it.

BrooklynBorn

Tim and Roseanne in the Morning would be my dream come true

Raspants

What kind of comments are these 😖

Mimi Lafrance

Great episode. A slip or a trip or a fall

Fashionforty

Haven’t even listened yet but hearted for the copy intro. This is gonna be juicy.

Nana. B

Has there been a new one since that one with the sister and the other weird guy and the finger gun?

Wyatt T Losinski

We’re on the Patreon, I know Tim feels he owes JRE everything, but I really need a take on Joe Rogan’s hilarious psychopathic New Jersey Italian father attacking him on TikTok.

Tony

Sounds like shit, again

Rob Harris

ah fuck I wanted Tim to do a skit about the big boobed shop teacher but now I want to see Tim J Dillon the Chinese Spy Crane.

herbius derbius

If this episode is as lame as the rest of his latest content I'm unsubbin frfr

Matthew McGee

Crooning? Fuck you faggot

Dr. Hector the Rectum Inspector

Seriously

Krister Lansing

Wait did this pig mean the Patreon is going to be a Monday show and the free episode on thursdays?

Oscar Delgado

She Dim Tillon Thow

Pleasureman69000

Tim Dillon

lolsplosion

I thought the show could’ve rebounded since the laugh track’s departure, but I’m not so sure anymore..

Rw Rw

The pigs were getting malnourished

jake

Where’s the apology?

Ji Heon

About time LAZY PIG!

Dick Olson III

Thank god. People can stop bitching

Oscar Delgado

About goddamn time. If this isn’t funny I’m gonna kill myself!!!!

Andrew Mcchesney

Paychecks smell like elk meat

Joshua Willis

Well well well. Look who the fuck showed up

Zac Young

Joe Rogan is the 🐐

Matthew Cameron

Freshy sloppy

jimmy szatkowski

Tim is one of my favorite faggots

Sam Forbes

Stanky digglins...here we go!

Michael Haluch

The biggest pig

MJ Butler

My vagina hurts

ThEoRpHaNbUtTeRfLy

Oink oink 🐷

Koko97

Shut the fuck up

Anthony D'Andrea

FRESH SLOP!!

ND


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