Bonus #184 - A Dead Dog

George Santos is special.

HummerEV96

I hope Tim never fixes his little speech errors. Something about his pronunciation of things like “immolate” as “emoliate” is so charming. It’s like the destruction of mankind from the earth is exfoliation of dead skin off the surface of the planet in the end. Never change, Tim. You’re our Armageddon dermatologist & we love you for it.

Lindsay

"we" didn't use nuclear weapons in the nations marshall mentioned, you autist dinosaur. the depleted uranium is poisonous without exploiting enrichment or thermonuclear reactions. it gets everywhere and constitutes a chemical weapon to anyone that isn't enthralled to zions fake war crime rules. learn to read before throwing a tantrum

Abuelito

DEEP and SMART for the girl boss

Katelyn Braunagel

Do you think before you speak or do you drool out of your fat jowls in hopes of creating a coherent thought?

Marshall Galusky

Russia hasn't declared war because they can achieve the stated goals of the SMO with Russian supplied troops / weapons to the LPR and DPR militias. If they declared war they would level all of Ukraine. If they did this countless civilian lives would be lost. Civilian lives of Slavic people they consider brothers and sisters. If they did this they wouldn't be seen as liberators to a certain portion of the population of the Ukraine. Why at all would they want depleted uranium on their border? Why would they want a repeat of Serbia, largely inflated cancer rates, deformed piles of mush being born because of radiation poisoning? Why would they want the soil to be ruined for hundreds of years in Ukraine, a grain bread basket?

Marshall Galusky

It's not the same kind of uranium dipshit.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

The Abrams Tanks that the US will send will have Depleted Uranium Rounds. This is something to take seriously and look into yourself. I'm sure you have seen the children of Fallujah and Serbia who have become victim to these US rounds. This is where it becomes nuclear, once those tanks hit the ground in western Ukraine.

Marshall Galusky

dumb pig still calls it "the ukraine"

Tim Horton

Are we sure there aren’t Chinese huts attached below said spy balloons? Like a real-life “Up” scenario?

We need to do a drinking game every time Tim says « you know »

Mimi Lafrance

Crisis averted

Christian Glen

Release the episode within the hour or we shoot down the balloon.

Christian Glen

Tim was busy in the Chinese spy balloon yesterday, give him some time 🧐

Pvt Maggot

Hey you fat fucking pig! Where's ma' god damn episode!?

Marshall Ames Richards

At least no episode is better than another Ukraine episode.

Jeffrey

Where’s the slop piggy

Jake

Good riddance 👏

Lance

Are you my dad?

Dave Granger

Yeah I’m back on hard drugs just so I can cope til the next ep. I’ve moved into a large moving box on skid row and I’m aggressively yelling at people to tell Tim to drop the ep or the baby gets it. The vagrants are looking at me funny cause I don’t have a baby on me at the moment but it’s post-apocalyptic LA- there’s unclaimed babies on every block. So yeah, DROP THE FUCKING EPISODE U PIG

10000 Reasons

From Graphtreon, the site that keeps track of all the Patreon numbers: "Patreon stats set to private on Jan 27, 2023"

Christian Glen

Welp another sub gone. Have a nice life pig

C R

Remember Tim when you're up there you can only come down

Josh Bartlett

Jacob McCaw, Maybe he’s just disappointed with someone he expected better quality from, you prick.

John

Remember when Nixon said Bohemian Grove was the faggiest gd thing he’d ever seen?

Chris James

Ozempic claims yet again another victim

Queefs galore

I’m not sure what’s worse, no new ep today or the fact that I didn’t check until now? I just don’t get excited for these like I used too. Oh well

Matt Kolb

Timothy you fuck

Nah Mean Gene

Yes it’s very garbage 🗑️

Nah Mean Gene

Never count on the pig and you'll stay happy

Daniel James

God damn it pig. I really needed this today. Hope ep drops soon I need my slop

oooPLAYER1ooo

Can’t wait for the our weekly update on Ukraine.

Unemployed Crisis Actor

I had to come see if anyone else was withdrawing

Bobbie Roberts

Those ads ruined the podcast

Renée Drexler

I was wondering where the episode was. I’m watching our pig now and need new slop.

David Eric Ricketts

Also Lemon Party is still garbage and not funny at all. Thanks!

Love Jokes

Hello All - I just wanted to stop by to share my bitching and complaining with you.

Love Jokes

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

Khady S

Hello there.. the angel from my nightmare

Khady S

Every complaint about late episodes = +1 hour added to release. Brilliant

Taargus Taargus

Where’s this week’s episode piggy?

John Mahaffey

Tim what the fuck

Khady S

The show needs tim to relapse

Grant Rabalais

Shoot yourself in the head with a firearm

Caleb O

John Peate

Seems obvious Tim / producers are hiding the drastically declining Patreon numbers. Man, to each their own, but if you think TDS has been great lately, go back and listen to material from early 2021 and prior. NYC days, LA porch days, and black drapes room days. Classics like The Pit, Gates of Hell, Jewels, Fake Biz... compared to this??? No way. Those were / are still comedy genius. This last ep was just reading random news articles and giving a half-assed take. Snooze. I'd rather see Tim take a 6 month hiatus to refresh himself than slowly burn away doing half-assed shit like this. Been a fan since 2019. I think Tim just needs a break to reinvigorate himself and the show, to craft something new.

Elon Musk's Leroy Homeboy Leon Muks in DC w a BBC

I was just looking at that , wonder if there was another big drop off ? Idk podcast has been great

Comet Pizza

You will always have lemonparty

Jorge Espinha

I'm a straight pro Ukraine person. But answering your question, maybe it's the flag, Ukraine has a more faggaty flag than Russia

Jorge Espinha

From GRAPHTREON.COM "The Tim Dillon Show has set their stats to PRIVATE on January 27, 2023". Wow. Go look for yourselves.

Elon Musk's Leroy Homeboy Leon Muks in DC w a BBC

I want to send the george santos veteran's dog bit @34 mins to my Long Island family thats should go on the youtube

JHNolan

Bottom left of screen lets u fix that

JHNolan

Nobody could explain to me what was the upside regarding a Rothschild account

Jorge Espinha

You aiming too high

Jorge Espinha

Hey all my Patreon voices are going super fast. What can I do

Wagner Family

Why in the fuck are you paying for Rothschild

Ando

Looking forward to Santos episode, and then Santos/Dylan power couple who come to presidency after leaked sex tape

Keto

Thank you for finally speaking on man of the street tiktoks.... I may dislike the actual vids, but it's just embarrassing the millions of idiots that love them

Brian Cirri

Ben

Hugo N.

Bring back bastards radio

Christian Glen

Who else is thinking of canceling their Rothschild’s tier if you haven’t already?

Joe

Only comedian talking so much about Russia, it’s been almost a year dude, change the subject

Jonathan Arzola

Really boring episode

Jonathan Arzola

Can’t hear anything after 42 minutes… anybody else?

Jonathan Arzola

We want to hear about your affiliation with Eliza Bleu.

Mean Mike

I love listening to a podcast and getting screamed at about Wendy's chick sandwiches every 10 minutes.

Conner

WTF is up with these new shitty randomly interjected auto ads??? Painful and jarring. Can Tim not even do funny ad reads anymore?

Elon Musk's Leroy Homeboy Leon Muks in DC w a BBC

Box of awesome was mortally wounded with that unboxing!

Jorge Espinha

Episode 333 was amazing! What a great show! Bravo!!!

Jorge Espinha

Tim and Ray should just merge podcasts. Lots of the archive episodes have good energy and they bounce funny stuff off of eachother so easily

Jonathan

Peace out

D A

Lori. Lightfinger.

Gary Balch

Why are there so many gay pro-Ukraine people in these comments lol

Sam Forbes

Lmao Bellevue shoutout. I’m a social worker and legit I can get you some homeless/fentanyl addict interviews. They will literally answer ur questions with no irony just happy to talk

David yao

George Santos is a master of Fake Business. I can only respect that

M F

I just noticed that too. Podcast isn’t the same. All he does is talk about Ukraine

Unemployed Crisis Actor

The Chicago mayoral race is almost here. We need a Lori Lightfoot update ASAP

Christian Glen

First time?

Christian Glen

He says the Rothchild episode will be out next week, but next week never comes...

JS

Probably because the free YouTube podcast has exactly the same content as pstreon one tbf

Samuel Carter

Is tim now hiding the number of subscribers because they're continuing to fall 🤔. Noticed a 10k drop in a matter of weeks.

Samuel Carter

can you fucking imagine if george santos was a democrat

Ehhh

The pig has returned to form, one of my favorite episodes. Keep it up fatty

Tyler

Your mother is a whore, but you knew that already.

SG

Hey Fuck Face, it was a legit question, haven't listened since September. Stop being a loser and reading Patreon comments from days ago and get a life. You fuckers look pathetic replying to comments you had to scroll through to find. No wonder why Ben left, bottom feeders like you who think they got a clever name such as b nasty? You are a joke, not the funny kind. Go get some sunshine, you're growing fungus on your skin.

SG

Make your shit louder you stupid fucking pig, maybe you don't care if we can fully imbibe in our slop but some of us are HUNGRY- Tell your retard producer to make it LOUDER!!!!!!

Josh Thompson

Made it 12 minutes in..Canceled my membership. I'll check back on the fat man in 6 months and see how things are. Oh well 💁

Adam Goodman

Putin Propaganda

Christian Glen

I agree man. They had great chemistry. I think he should probably incorporate ray or yannis into the show. Because this isn’t working

Adelee Plenderleith

Definitely beating a dead dog with the Ukraine stuff. I guess it's part of the admission. George Santos poses a problem for every comedian. Where to go? All is so cartoonist! I was glad Tim talked about him. But it's really hard to satirize people with no shame.

Jorge Espinha

i’m fully pulling my rothschild support, fuck him and his piece of shit pre-owned Bentley

B_n4sty

buzz buzz, you’re gay

B_n4sty

what a gaybird

B_n4sty

who are you even asking, though? Tim doesn’t read this and neither does the producer. It’s a bunch of trolls who’ve heard your question 1000x now since Ben left. It’s par for the course here to get ripped when you ask a dumb ass question like that. Go cry into your pillow and ask god why you and Ben are both faggots.

B_n4sty

Santos is merely a pupil of the Master Pig

B_n4sty

it was Tim trying to make Ben laugh because they understood each other’s sense of humor. also Ben played like the ‘straight-man’ dynamic, whereas Tim played the part of loose cannon.

B_n4sty

unfortunately, him and Ben made each other laugh and that chemistry is what drove the show. It’s riffing with someone else who is on your level (or nearly)

B_n4sty

something has changed, it’s palpable. he is sad pig, but he presses on!

B_n4sty

Also, anyone else hear Devan Costa in the background?

B_n4sty

I feel like there’s a missing Rothschild episode, anyone else get that feeling???

B_n4sty

Love you, Tim. Love your content. Greedy for more.

Kilolson

What would a banker even know about numbers? Dont you just kick poor people For a wonderful interest rate of 28.5%?(doubles annually)

Dawson Houser

Still here tho…. Fuckin clown😭😭😭

Mike

Declining Patreon count removed. Hope Tim turns this show around.

Joe the Banker

Where the hell is the rothschild episode?!?!

Dick Olson III

Great episode

Ethan Barlage

Imagine being as funny as Tim having lots of fans a platform and in with powerful people and you half ass your podcast with audio only lol jeeez invest some time into it Tim it's more interesting when there is video also get Ben on as a guest that would be great

Gary Zimmer

Hahaha! So many butthurt Stan's! 😫

Leon Caravelli

I really doubt tim cares about your $5 faggot

Samuel

I'm not still here! Just waiting for my subscription to run out at the end of the month! Laughing at all you butthurt Tim Stan's running to his defence...

Leon Caravelli

U care enough to reply! Swaggy fukn D, what are you, 12 yrs old?

Leon Caravelli

I’m ten minutes in and this episode is really painful… gotta improve the content, man. “Man on the street man on the street man on the street.” Dude, come o

Bennett B

Nobody cares bro , take your 20 quarters and kick rocks

Swaggy D

Then why the fuck are you still here? You’re the fuckin retards that pay for something to shit on it.eat a dick

Mike

I agree, the last thing he did that was hilarious was the episode on Spotify where he opens up an air bnb...for PIGS, pig women who wanna get stuffed full of wine and a half flacid cock. Since then, meh 👎

Sean Finan

Sorry Tim. Not willing to pay for your content anymore. You have become stale and boring! 😴 I think the money has gone to your head. Just unsubscribed... see ya, for FREE on YouTube, maybe?

Leon Caravelli

we really needed the abrupt “goodnight” to end this one

Lydon Manning

Pig propagandist

Robert Redford’s Penis

you first, byyye

Axeking

patreon account "PigLover" ,who has been subbed for the many months since Ben was fired, is still crying about it. fucking retard

Axeking

Tim back on the ciggies?

Mark Maguire

Incredible

Ned

My dick isn't small: that's Russian propaganda

Christian Glen

Brilliant!!!

Samuel Chambers

What happened between theo and Brenda shlob. I’m behind on the drama.

Clinton Body Count

You weenied' Tim?

Colin

This bullshit of replying with a nasty comment is old and lame. You're not Tim Dillon and your comment wasn't witty. My question was genuine and you just had to come back with a corny ass reply. Go fuck yourself you dirty maggot! Your mother should have swallowed! Fuck you!

SG

Was wondering when you’d address the most reputable man to live in long island

Aaron Mcclutcheon

We should all pull the funniest prank on Tim and cancel our subscriptions. This dude has been sucking wind for months now

Robert Redford’s Penis

This episode should be consumed with episode 001 on the Clintons. Tim Dillon Esq is a fucking genius and a national treasure, seeing it like it is and spitting it out in fireball, satire format for all to enjoy and understand. What a legend!

Alex Gullen

Rage porn

JoshGuy

Who do I have to suck off to get you to come to Seattle fuck!?

Jordan lager

Dude stfu. Why are you even paying for this Patreon crybaby?

Jacob McCaw

Man on the street is antithetical to Tim’s humor. What a terrible fucking suggestion.

Dave Granger

Man another unfunny episode. IF Ben was here Tim would be ripping off of Yankee in the south

PigLover

Tim, when are you doing the John Wayne Gacy biopic?

Lotta Llamas

melted brains = ukraine is fighting a good fight and totally isn't a proxy war. chad big dick nega brain = we shouldn't have gotten involved in the first place.

ud

Suck off George Santos!

Michael Hilson

One of the best in a minute. Love ya tim ❤️

Ryan

In all fairness Brendan was balls deep into dogs at the time.

yodes121

Talk about Tank, the dog Brendan Schaub killed….

Michael Hilson

Stay positive Tim

FF Tuckin’M’Sackback Cos I Paid John Alite In The Daylight To Come See Father Bill wit a Black-light so Cuz better Act Right- Bu

Get over it, he’s not coming back. Quit acting like a kid

Jacob McCaw

and a doomsday cock is for cluck flags

FF Tuckin’M’Sackback Cos I Paid John Alite In The Daylight To Come See Father Bill wit a Black-light so Cuz better Act Right- Bu

Only in the USA can a Brazilian Trans dancer become a Republican Congress representative for the great people of Long Island

Bubba's Broadside

Now this is the Tim that I remember.

Niall Brady

Santos went to school in queens but that could be a lie. Wonder if he even knows what the LIE is

Jenn

Tik tok doomsday clock…

Jenn

Man I been a Tim Dillon fan for so long. Am starting to feel like Tim doesn’t get joy out of doing the podcast anymore and it’s starting to show. Ben leaving the show was tragic and he just hasn’t been consistently funny since. I hope he can find the joy of doing the show again.

Adelee Plenderleith

Tim is smoking again. Tisk tisk

fannafannafanna

Either Ben was what made the show funny or Tim too rich to be funny anymore

Marco Gandara

Doomsday clock is for cuck fags.

Kippy Epstein.

Thanks Justin, hopefully he comes back.

SG

Dogs die from cars sometimes, sometimes not... there's also disease

FF Tuckin’M’Sackback Cos I Paid John Alite In The Daylight To Come See Father Bill wit a Black-light so Cuz better Act Right- Bu

Then maybe put it all in one message or a formal e-mail you fucking retard

FF Tuckin’M’Sackback Cos I Paid John Alite In The Daylight To Come See Father Bill wit a Black-light so Cuz better Act Right- Bu

Ukraine on every ep now 😴

Samuel Carter

He’s really got to shut the fuck up about it

Jeffrey

Another Ukraine episode? God this is so boring now

Emily Ionescu

Tim Dillon

Chuck Warren

Special announcement . There will be limited Wi-Fi in the Pits ..

Jeremy Byar

I love hearing about the Ukraine.

Patreon Customer Service

#SantoStans

Jim Kru

Fix the audio new guy

Ill sniff Yannies feet fumes for the Tim Dillon ep

russia and ukraine? nuclear war? how new and interesting

White Man

Thanks Timmy

Mean Mike

Well give you a fair price for that retaining wall

Luis Rodriguez

We’re located in Texas but we travel. If you’re interested I can send you some pictures of our completed projects. We do remodeling as well.

Luis Rodriguez

Me and my father do landscaping if yo send some pictures we can give you an estimate

Luis Rodriguez

Dood…the end of the world bit is one of the funniest things I have ever heard.

Neil Osmond

Who?

Mean Mike

Tim’s take on man on the street is why we need him

Big T

You're an idiot

acrowley

Love hearing Tim talk about the Ukraine. He's changing the world with this podcast.

GaryOnToast

Yo, that would legit be funny

Queefs galore

Kump does the man on the street. Thank you🙏😉

Neil Osmond

Pig of course

Neil Osmond

The audio is terrible

Asura™

He's on Lemonparty

Novellum

Promo code

Kraypaper

Trash audio quality

Asura™

Who's a bigger Long Island fake businessman? Tim or George Santos?

Queefs galore

Audio mixing has sucked lately

Dirk Diggler

Send in ze germanz🇩🇪

Josh Bartlett

I’d rather there be many guests vs. the same Russia/Ukraine stuff week after week. God it’s so repetitive.

Smokey Waffles

Where is Ben?

SG

Dancing Israelis

Brendan

The episode descriptions let me know whether I need to strap myself in or not.

Tom Sullivan

Man as soon as i heard the cigarette light i knew it was gonna be a good one

Lydon Manning

I wish Tim would talk more about Ukraine

Unemployed Crisis Actor

Good pig continue giving me content

Stumper

Tim delves into his hatred of Billy Eichner

pickedKnows

sometimes dogs die

TMoney

Namnam

Hunter Downs

Or are u just retarded, both?

Axeking

Why are you playing videos on Patreon you Pig Tit?

BrooklynBorn

Tim shitting on Andrew Callaghan without ever mentioning him by name is incredible.

John Mahaffey

This app is garbage for commenting.

brian

I'm also a homeless drug addict featured on Man in the Street

brian

happy late birthday tim !

Amanda Hagedorn

NOW

Anthony Stames

WE NEED MORE KUMP

Anthony Stames

Fukin nerd

Dr. Hector the Rectum Inspector

Nuclear war is none of my business

Dring

Loved u at the comedy store on Monday ....

Andre Doumad

just leave the Pig isn’t looking back for you

You

bitch-bitch

You

I'm a geotechnical engineer that specializes in geohazards. Send me some pictures of your wall and I'll give you a free thought.

brian

🔥 📛 👨‍🚒 🚒 🧯

Jonathan Lane

thedogdied.mp3

Matt from Hidden Machine

Oink!

loser forever

End of times, pigs will survive

Joshua Willis

When the bomb hits, I am going to scream...."WE'VE BEEN FONG-ED!!!" And somewhere Raymond Kump will be nodding his head saying, "Yes, Yes we have" .......................and what's funny is at the end, no one will care, STILL, what happen to that guy Ben who use be his intern.

Bad As Can

Great start to this one

Calvin Davis

The only source of news that I trust😤

Peyton Carter

Tim is back 🙌!

Mr. Smith

Biden

Emerson Powell

And Hunter

Emerson Powell

Tim’s rear 🕳

Ben Seales

Thanks Tim

Emerson Powell

What's an established subject?

Pleasureman69000

Ben was too unreliable.

Aaron Gunderson

Piggy you’ve lost me to WARMODE and Matt&Shanes because I’ve seen the light but thank you for seeing me thru the rough times… we’ll always have Austin

Neil Bitchass Tyson

With a little bit of loooooove and some teeeeendernessss

Andrew Crena

Yass piggy!

Tyerrell

Could the producer just use the word ‘Tim’ once in the ep blurbs? More autistic than Ben… And commas don’t cost too much I hear…

Ben Seales

Hail the orator of the apocalypse

Aaron

seeing this notification tickled my taint

Tim Dillons’ Taint

Fuck yea

You

I needed this

Eliezer Alonzo

Not a minute over an hour

Chris

Solo or kump no other guests

Pleasureman69000

Pleased do a Santos video

Tyler Meldrum

Feed me daddy

Neil Osmond

Fuck ya Timmy boy!!!

Tyler Meldrum

not a food joke

Omar Villaire

Giggle pig

Tom

tim is on a fucking roll.

Omar Villaire

We love the big pig

MJ Butler

love you pig

Omar Villaire

FRESH SLOP!!

Nicholas Daniel