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Bonus #181 - Dink Doink Economy

In the bonus episode Tim rants about Logan Paul's Crypto Zoo, and how people are calling it a scam. He shares some personal knowledge with his voice being involved in a shit coin called Dink Doink. A new study came out showing that a percentage of people who visit Disney World have been going into debt. Tim has some things to say to all the families losing their kids college debt to see mickey mouse.

Comments

Tim please unblock Russ Baker so we can have him on the show again.

HummerEV96

Not really

G Muns

He sounds like Tim picked him up off a street, a wealthy street but a street

Not a pretty pal Boi

inis erin is made up,, it means "Ireland Island", prob sposed to be like Aran Islands out west,, super Gaelic, old world Irish. Exceptional merino wool

Barry Quinn

The most consistent theme of this show is Tim sitting silently while the guest starts making an argument, then reverses direction of their argument 180 degrees about fifteen times to try to figure out what Tim will finally agree with. All while he just sits there quietly as they dig themselves deeper and deeper. It’s truly embarrassing to listen to & I can’t help but imagine being the guest’s girlfriend or wife listening to that display unfold.

Lindsay

Not true. Sometimes they're strange.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Incorrect. Thin New York pizza is superior. And the cheese whiz is only for tourists.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

But the bit is that they don't care.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

The difference is Tate wasn't running a political blackmail scheme.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

One sniff of Raymond would kill him.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Biden-Kump 2024

Michael

The new producer kind of sounds like Kump

Brad and Laura

Bring Back Ben

Trump420

Bens dead- can we stop this?

Tony Scarboni

Ben is too busy putting the Avery in slavery

Stan Ellis

And then I’m not sure if things are funny or not

DBear

We need Ben back, the new guy doesn’t know how to laugh

DBear

Tim is fatefully locked in a tug-of-war between an unquenchable power addiction and a masochistic proclivity for self-destruction and self-sabotage, with a core nature that is so stubbornly rebellious neither demon will ever truly conquer him.

z17seattle

Tim is fatefully locked in a tug-of-war between an unquenchable power addiction and a masochistic proclivity for self-destruction and self-sabotage, with a core nature that is so stubbornly rebellious neither demon will ever truly conquer him.

z17seattle

Who the fuck let you on the internet?

z17seattle

What? How about all of the people Maxwell trafficked to?!?! Andrew is arrested. They aren't. Get your priorities straight.

z17seattle

Love you Tim, some parts of Afghanistan are actually very beautiful. Pretty mountains and random runes from Alexander the Great etc… Also, since you’re one of the few comedians who reads, try Ghost Wars.

Contrarian Person of Agency

Seconded

Jonathon Silvers

Lets pump DinkDoink 🐋

SenileFlea

Please go on Nick Rocheforts house reviewing stream, he needs your help.

Tyler

That was a great line

Nana. B

I think Logan is just a bro - not much more depth there. My thinking is he is only useful in helping older comics the ability to reach younger audiences share. If Logan brings 3 people to Timmy D and they deeply listen and learn - then perhaps worth the association. But yes the kid seems a fluffy and bullshit personality.

Nana. B

The Banshees of Inisherin. Brilliant - thanks for the recommendation. I sincerely suggest you star some sort of recommendations / review page - sort of an Oprah’s favorites. Seriously you are razor sharp. Also only person i think I have ever heard reference Camille Paglia. I wonder if she would do an interview with you.

Nana. B

Tim you should have Jimmy Dore on the show.

Quinn Newbern

Ben was pretty quiet too....Trafficked or retarded? idk

Rich Golden

What an original comment.

Draven Cruz

Everything or cinnamon raisin bagels only thanks🐷

Jenn

Thank you Tim. Can we get that book you’re writing immediately?

Dim Tillon

I’d like to “Avatard” suck my British penis

Willis Rothelle

Idk why people hate Tim is the goat still

Colin

I don’t want to hear Tim keep rehashing about Epstein anymore since he has no problem hanging out with Andrew Tate. Don’t be a hypocrite, pig.

Pvt Maggot

who the fuck is this chodes121, i pay for his $20 a month for fake business with nothing released since august. I am your superior.

Trans Ppl Arent Real -Jordan Peterson

There's an Inisheer. Galway.

Jorge Espinha

I may not be the hall monitor you want but I’m the hall monitor you deserve.

yodes121

Haha get him guys

CactusJack

Why would he be loyal to a conman? I’m sure Tate is proud of Tim’s move. I think Tim’s favorite part of Tate’s setup was how women were quite. He really liked that

Jorge Espinha

What? I make comments about the free episodes here. There’s a better class of people here than the riff raff of YouTube and the like. And who are you to set rules?

Jorge Espinha

Who elected you hall monitor?

Lilith

Please keep your complaint about the Patreon episodes only. There’s plenty of other places to bitch about Tim’s free content. This comment section is strictly for comments that point out how shit the Patreon episode is. Get it right or get the fuck out. It’s literally that simple.

yodes121

Two hours with Joe Rogan and we get crypto and Airbnb…..how original

CactusJack

Something that involves gays in the audience, Sebastian' s father the greatness of Mussolini and some crude stuff about Asians driving and maths.

Jorge Espinha

Rogan and Tim aren't out of touch . Tim seems to lead a very ordinary life. He likes to eat well and spends some money in clothes but still comes out like he shops a JC Pennies. Rogan has a good life and he can be high roller, but he came from poor family and head to do a lot of hustling to get where he is.

Jorge Espinha

Why are you talking about this Logan guy?

Jorge Espinha

This new producer has a smart mouth

Unemployed Crisis Actor

Is this the producer?

G-Sleazy

Ha sure thing

Davis

It's called A Loyal Friend.

Axeking

Will you shut the fuck up

Axeking

I don’t like Logan Paul but watched some of his podcasts to give him a shot. He clearly copies rogan and touched on all the standard topics of DMT, aliens, etc. He also comes out with every “safe” publicist-approved stance on hard topics like race or politics. He is the least genuine person in podcasting simply regurgitating other superior creator’s thoughts while proving no real perspective of his own. One comment that made me particularly infuriated was him mentioning he had never listened to a full episode of rogan. Really? You don’t even care to listen to a full episode of the man you are ripping off? He does all of this while incessantly peddling his brand every 2 minutes and having his cohosts praise him throughout the episodes. Now between that, the Japanese suicide forest, this new coffeezilla scam, and countless other smaller scandals, it’s pretty obvious what type of character he has. What is so frustrating about all of this is he has somehow convinced every big comic to have his back at all costs. Everyone from Theo to Distefano to even Bobby lee. Comedians are are supposed to be roasting people like Logan but instead he is just described as “good at hustling.” and gets them more views. Or maybe it’s because Logan was previously cancelled and cancel-culture sucks so therefore we should all stick up for him? Idk man the kid clearly has an incredible work ethic and is talented in so many ways but all of the small things really add up and I wish Logan would slowly fade out of relevancy and people like Tim (or god forbid one day Joe Rogan) would stop defending him and giving him more of a platform

Davis

This was fuckin terrible

Benny

John, go touch some grass. If you want to know why you’re sad and alone, look no further than this comment.

Mommy Comic

The guest is Gay Kump

Toby Bailey

U know this sub is dead when maga housewives are all he has left…he’s practically Kimmel now

john stones

Make Brazil great again!!

Christian Glen

Where's episode #329 for TDS???

Brian Cirri

Ben was the glue

Taylor C

Hey Timmy, here’s Ray Epps at the moment J6 begins. https://twitter.com/6T9/status/1347789735251611648?s=20

Ray Kumps Guinea Pig

Is this rays brother or some shit, he sounds like ray but thinner

Soft gentle fart

Does Tom think Kevin McCarthy attractive? How about a 3 some with him and mtg Don’t care just throwing out pearls for your show

John lally

Nothing like listening to 2 out of touch millionaires talk about how people who go to college are despots and should instead get a leg up by getting a tv show deal and move to Hollywood. Put me in the pot plz

Mulignanathan

Is it Trump Derangement Syndrome or just the Tim Dillon Show?????

JimmyKongDongIsLong

“… starting up real estate course called ‘Many Houses, No Home””…” Tim JRE330 😜

CutiePatootieFistingChrissysBootyIfInTheMoody

You made pasta! You Made Pasta!… YOU FUCKING MADE PASTA?!?! Tim you’re not a fucking cook. You like good food but you got no fucking time for cooking man. And that’s great. I wish I didn’t have that fucking problem. Lol lol

Dan Albanese

Los Angeles is a plastic shithole but it beats St Louis by miles .... moving on up to live in a tent city by the sea!

Jon Udell

Who the fuck is this guest Tim? He couldn’t be less funny. Jesus Christ what are you doing.

Logan Kelley

I went to a strip club in orlando, a stripper told me that disney makes them sign s contract to not turn tricks on the side(oops). So... basically... disney has its own line of princess strippers!

Zane Prescott

Tim, the shitting on the people that care about you for comedic effect is a dead bit, you just sound like an asshole who wants to alienate himself

Nicholas Fitzpatrick

And your grammar is also top notch dumbnut

stephanie pence

That’s a really great guess since that’s generally his fan base!

stephanie pence

We need a new Sebastian impression for 2023 please

Christian Glen

do video

user

Xxxxxxxl size

Ando

Dustin spitting facts..the fat faghot was prime in 2019

john stones

Based on the stupidity of your grammar formulation I’ll guess your a 55yr old housewife with nothing going on

john stones

Can we get another episode with ray please

Big Papa

Thanks for this episode Tim

Emerson Powell

Tates not even worth the loyalty- he's just another great Conman in a line of great American conmens

Tony Scarboni

This is the correct answer. Thank you

Tony Scarboni

Bye bye

Sexy Toad

Great episode

Seth Printer

Yeah the new write ups do not pop at alllllll 🥱🥱

Ben Seales

Going into debt so that you can go to Disneyland is the gayest thing I've ever heard of that's even gayer than dressing up like a cop with tight leather spandex and butt fucking a big Burly man dressed up like a lumberjack

BlazRa

It's hilarious when people from New York & that area act as if their food is awesome. I've been there the pizza was fucking thin bullshit I can make better pizza from fucking scratch and the locks and bagels was admittedly pretty good the Jews did a good job but the fucking Philly cheese steak they use cheese whiz in New Jersey fucking garbage people

BlazRa

I like his brother; can’t stand looking at that faggot Logan.

David Eric Ricketts

So much for loyalty: life in the big city

David Eric Ricketts

Turned on Tate super quickly.

Pheyk Bizness

Who is this libtard guest. No more LA guests on the pod

Whipkek

Prime royal fake business

Mario Marset

Where is Ray

Patrick g

Dear Tim, I’m loving the new episodes. I was afraid I’d hate it with no… what’s his name again? But you’re back on track! Xoxo

stephanie pence

I miss the old Tim when he was funny. It’s my last month paying to listen to this clearly hurting and sad man. Farewell Pigs!

VanGina69

Good show apart from crap guest

Peter

dude name the the fucking download files after the episode you lazy fuck

Donnie Dorito

love you Tim!! ❤️

Nur Ugurlu

Next week!

Tim Dillon

Great guests. Really funny and great chemistry. If this is the vibe of the show from now on that's a good thing.

James MacLeod

Shilling for Logan Paul, how the King Pig has fallen….

Michael Hilson

Not even Ess-a-bagel? That's fucked

tkenna

So true sounded so much like Ben!

Monica B

The couple he is friends with should have bought him a BetterHelp subscription for Christmas, would have been funny

Ponderer

37.55-39.30. This is the best summation of Tim (and Ray’s) gift of insight to the world. Which is so fucking earnest and gay to say but that’s how it lays. And how can we unwind that which is having such a shit effect on us all? So food and travel it is till the birds finally come home to roost. Sigh.

Ben Seales

Orwashers sells really good bread at the farmers markets on Long Island in the summer. Not known for their bagels. Thoughtful gift tho

Katie Scharf

That comedian talking kinda sounded like Ben and it made me feel like he was back for a minute😢 Also- I’m so fucking over Andrew Tate - why are we talking about this asshole?

Christiana

I'll listen for the Joe Rogan podcast next week and drop this. Its still OK to listen to but not good enough to pay for. Everything comes to an end. Ride the downslope, pig.

Mark J Fitzgerald

I'm praying for a rant about George Santos

Jorge Espinha

Great episode! Loved the guest!

Kenjamin

It was 💯% a pump & dump scheme dude

Paul Van Natten

Logan Paul is a scam artist. He has chat logs in Coffezilla’s video showing how they PLANNED on ripping off ALL his fans

Paul Van Natten

20 minutes in it got boring af stop with the guests retard

Jade

Tim got into a groove on this ep. But imagine how even more funny it would have been if Kump was the guest

John

Could someone bump up the levels up a bit on future episodes? It’s at full volume on my device but still kind of quiet.

Skynet

You’re too lazy to unsubscribe? Retard, you do realize it takes way less effort to unsubscribe than it does typing out a whole comment about being too lazy to unsubscribe right?

Kenjamin

Tims book is always "coming out soon"... sounds like fake business to me...

Chriso Manns

not feeling these new cats.. Ray ep please.

Table Top.

I think you should get to the bottom of the andrew tate story. Maybe a jail house interview.

Jason Mitchell

Guanaciale is pronounced Gwan-a chi-ali

Nick Mullaney

Fuck ray

Brendan

I enjoyed it

David Eric Ricketts

Lol, Inisherin is a made-up location on the West coast of Ireland

Jacob Rothschild

Yalll dumb Tim still funny as hell Ben ain’t do shit but sit there and be a laugh track

Jason Perez

Try again Fagatron

Hotslootz

If you said that about godfathers to Joey Diaz he would spit in your eye and put his foot through your asshole

Make no mistake I'm a tute that's gonna spread Chrissy's glutes and go brutes on that cute little poop chute

I love how Tim talks about his family being passive aggressive about about him not going when he dedicated an entire episode to how much he hates Christmas with his family and how he vows to never do it again

Make no mistake I'm a tute that's gonna spread Chrissy's glutes and go brutes on that cute little poop chute

Stfu

Tucker Codega

Personally, I find it funny. Regardless of how much money someone makes, trash is trash lol

Mayo Yoma

who is this new guy again? good god he sucks. please exclude him moving forward.

R.A.

Check out Matt and Shane’s secret podcast. Dawgs only. No girls

Bryan Speese

Lol

Dick Olson III

Slow down there nerd wtf does glib mean? And avaricious? And influenza?

Dr. Hector the Rectum Inspector

Holy shit, Tim’s viewership and fan interaction is 1/6th of what it was before Ben left. It’s like he’s doing zero show prep. I feel like i’m listening to someone bombing at standup while listening to This episode, that’s wild. Did ben create all the skits and give Tim all of his topics? Also Tim, being a godfather is meant to just be a ceremonial designation, you’re not a co-parent. He’s going to reach an age where your presence will become weird.

Joseph

I can only take one guest with marbles in his mouth. Lishen to meh!

Paul

I wish you nothing but mediocrity

yodes121

We wish u well

10000 Reasons

Abby Brookshire, you are fucking retarded

bigdaddywarnock

eh it could be hilarious, would make a good Patreon episode...

Justin Epperly

Tim's peak was elite. It's over now

TheUnit

I fucking hate this show now

Spencer Dean

"It's not a big deal. I'll buy you a lobster role" fully channels Ray Kump

Jack MacLeod

you,re obviously not understanding who Tim is

Dylan Trafka

proof Tim is gay

jpeazy3

Dude stop talking about the fucking royal retards no one cares at all. It’s like every fucking episode you talk about this dumb shit

Jeffrey

Leave him alone, the man has AIDs

Tyler

The feeling is mutual, zoomer.

Tyler

Spoiler alert 🚨 rogan thinks every situation is “bizarre”. Safe word for critics.

Joshua Willis

35 minutes in and this is easily the best podcast he has done in a couple months. I was right on the edge of cancellation, this might delay it for a bit.

Smokey Waffles

I bet you would let him suck u off

Chris, Esquire

Damn hearing so much about the royal family. Really dont care

Chris, Esquire

Reminiscent of the spider book....

Kyle Uber

Tim, enjoy a present, it is what presents are for. Complaining about a present is the most low class, disrespectful position possible. You have a nice life, try to act with class once and a while

Benjamin Harriman

I hate that I share Tims Patreon with you fat, gay losers

Hotslootz

Good luck out there tim

Big T

tim has gotten his mojo back, letsgo👍

lassi m

All you Tim haters are probably on SSRIs

Brendan

yea same. too lazy to cut the cord

Jesus Cristo

Puddle boi💦💦💦

micah vance

If I dont laugh once during this podcast, like the last few, I will finally unsubscribe. Makes me sad that it's really over.

Monica B

you never quite know where Tim is going to land on an issue. I love it. Bring back Ray soon - love you two together.

Mommy Comic

The gruel has been served

Greg Cawthorne

I bet Tim didnt finish the Harry & Megan thing

Greg Cawthorne

Tim wears a diaper

NateHiggersAKAyouranrightintothisoneChrissy

Needed this

Kaitlyn parliman

Hahaha all the replies to this are eating liver and watching David goggins to keep from killing themselves

CactusJack

Best part or this episode is Tim reluctantly defending Logan and then showing a clip of them using Tim’s voice to pump and dump a shit coin.

CJ4700

That guy's still alive?!?

J.Fine

Did you really think Pig was going to get humble once he got rich? He welcomes affluenza, and we wouldn't want it any other way. Maybe Bo Burnham or Hanna Gadsby would be more your speed. Go be poor somewhere else.

J.Fine

No. More. Fucking. Crypto. Talk.

ChopGlockShogun

high-class foodie or not, he's still from Long Island. Keep your expectations realistic.

J.Fine

You’re an idiot. Unsubscribe then you dumbass

Justin Collins

Nikki Glaser's ex bitch-boy. About as funny as renal cancer.

J.Fine

That guy is the human version of Ambien. The LA comedy scene is going to eat him alive and spit him back to St. Louis.

J.Fine

you a bitch in real life aren't ya

True Rambler

The royals, crypto, disney, Tate….how many times can you dip into the same well

CactusJack

Tim if ur Joe Rogan episode is shorter than the Acid Story ep I will cancel 3 of my 7 Rothschild accounts.

Axeking

Then leave u fuckin retard

Axeking

Agreed. Same here

Adam Goodman

Tim broke but with high class tastes and a cynical, Chris hedges pov was untouchable. Tim starting to get money but being sarcastic and tongue-in-cheek about it….still hilarious. But now…this smarmy, finger up his own ass prick, is not only not funny, but out of touch in the worst, glib, avaricious way. Affluenza at its finest.

CactusJack

Nice to hear Andrew again since he left Nikki’s pod

WhiteGirlinDirtyAirForceOnes

Which one

fad

Rays a piece of shit nobody. He uses tim to promote his boring podcast. He's disgusting.

Daniel W

Ray is done with Tim as well. Listen to his podcast. He can’t hide his disdain. Btw how fat is rays girlfriend? Lucy sounds like she sucks a mean cock. Just saying.

yodes121

Can’t believe I still listen to this. Let alone pay for it. I’m honestly just too lazy to unsubscribe, but I love to shit on the podcast in the comments, so I guess it’s worth it. I just hope Tim reads this. If he replied I’d sub for ever. But he won’t. He’s too good for the common man now. Many such cases. Sad.

yodes121

God damn this show is so much better without that autistic producer

Victor Dove

God this show fucking sucks any more. Who is this shit open mic comedian talking?

CactusJack

meh

Fred

Thanks, Brady!

Evgeniy Fedorov

Banshees of something, look up Banshees movie and you should find it

Brady

King Pig delivers yet again 🐽

Murdey

I miss Ben's writeups

Steve Phillips

Please don't. He's unable to listen to

S dawg

Did anyone get the title of the movie?

Evgeniy Fedorov

Capital C for the huge loads

Parker Ferguson

You cute little Cum pig

Parker Ferguson

Who?

Mean Mike

Tim this is the best show you have done all year.

DentonVisual

Bro move on.

Abby Brookshire

tim wants to be spit roasted by the paul brothers so bad

White Man

Will Ben Avery be a guest? (this is a joke, you pig retards)

bigdaddywarnock

Through Party 🐽

Michael Fornaro

Tim not being able to pronounce any Italian words while claiming to be a high-class foodie is hilarious

Mayo Yoma

Bring back Ray you fat fuck

Dec

Love ya Tim

chris s

Now I can work properly!

Bobbie Roberts

first

Senator D.B. Cooper

The King has posted. All hail Al-bin Tim Rothsteinberger 🤴

hansikah

Get your slop while it’s fresh

Mean Mike

My fellow slop eaters good morning thy kingdom thy trough is ready

Oscar Delgado

Why won't this faggot just bring on Richard Heart? He's probably in the top 5 most infamous controversial character in crypto-currency

Justinian

Tim is the older brother we wanted but we all don't deserve.

Dick Olson III

Thank you king pig

Oscar Delgado

My favorite fatty boom baddy

Joseph Dupnik

FRESH SLOP!!

Nicholas Daniel

Hell yeah

JC

Bout time

Daniel Levay


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