Bonus #179 - It's the Holidays

He’s sharing $30k a month between 10 men

Guillermo Gutierrez

Good episode.

HummerEV96

Same ethnicity even.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Sadly true.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Keep going down that hole. There's candy at the end!

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

And people here say lemonparty is gay.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Jizzlane is the correct spelling.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Telling people shitting on Ben they don't understand social cues is the height of irony.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Liked purely for the handle.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Zoomer vision is based on movement.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Andy Dick has a Patreon subscription. Who knew.

Stan Ellis

Ben is busy putting the Avery in slavery

Stan Ellis

Ben is doing well with his own Patreon - Lemon Party 🍋

Joe the Banker

Bring back Ben, pig

Brian

Pussies, it’s just snow

Carter Vansickle

LMAOOOOO

Brandon W

You are in to something Emilia. I never saw them together. Be Best.

Jorge Espinha

A rogan fanboy. Imagine my shock.

Nate Higgers 88

Ur a spoiled pig

Ada

Rogan records 3 different 3 hour pods a week. This slob can’t handle two hours a week for listeners who generate him a quarter mil a month.

Dennis Dunne

Where’s the episode Tim? Netflix already showed your standup sucks, are you going to blow this too?

Dennis Dunne

Tim we know u r Lizzo. This is Americana and God ble$$ the biz. Post a video of u and Lizzo in the same room - or feed us the slop

Emilia Tessaro

Membership cancelled. Again. Back in 6 months to binge out if you're still here, Pig...

Vax Populi

Shhhhhut up

Ando

This is a god forsaken outrage.

Where is this week's extra, pig????

Queefs galore

Irvine show was great, 10 min drive and you were hilarious but I’m not paying 4x more for one extra episode every 3 months.

Michael Polites

Love you Tim. Screw Ben and all that. Love the tease but I'm not a high roller. Your Rothchilds' minions are a bunch of spoilled cunts that complain about audio quality while being simultaneously tone deaf. Fuck them all. Be Best.

Jorge Espinha

I feel abandoned

Christian Glen

We want a full report on George Santos!

Jorge Espinha

Here I am, at the trough… nothing

Kelly Ryan

Need slop

Axel Michaud

There should be two this week

Wagner Family

Not paying $20 a month for some extra content

Wagner Family

Kind of crappy to not have a pantheon episode this week unless you pay $20 for Rothschild

Wagner Family

Episodes constantly getting stuck when i listen to them on here. Worse than before

James MacLeod

It's funny all those months i paid for the Rothschild tier for nothing.

don everhart

Seriously Ben would have at least tweeted or let us know it was Rothchild only. He also wouldn't have had eps end abruptly. The new producer needs to step up

ZombieRapture

Drop the slop

Cody

Hope you can re-gain your footing. This has been an utter mess since the departure of Ben. Poor quality recordings & nothing is consistent.

WhatUpThirst609

This is violence

Christian Glen

Recent episodes have been great. By the way, what happened to Twitter amnesty? Your friend’s friend shit posts and keeps making the media mad anyway, but then doesn’t do amnesty?

Contrarian Person of Agency

The massive drop in likes and comments on Patreon episodes should tell you (and your producer) something

Anna

Wtf pig

McMuff

You don’t send a Skull and Bones member 322 a Rothschild episode tease I cannot access because I’m not a Kike. Although I do look like them, I’m not in that club. Where’s my slop, Pig?

David Eric Ricketts

It's a Rothschild episode you poor slobs

CanadianBacon

I give this comment 14/88.. 👌

Chriso Manns

Why are you holding out on us Tim ? You said you'd have that good shit today.. I haven't had a hit in 5 days.. I'm itching..

Chriso Manns

Bro I got a notification saying there was an audio only episode. Bring homeless pimp so we can finish the job yannis couldn’t and he can throw himself off a bridge while doing that poor fake imitation of Ben’s laugh

Oscar Delgado

The only people who are happy Ben is gone are the retarded mentally ill people that don't understand social cues and can't interact in the real world so they work at a fast food place or deliver food.

Freddy Cruz

Maybe he just makes you wait because he equates his slop to an addictive drug

Ilija Vasić

Maybe the Pig got arrested with Andrew Tate yesterday?

Christian Glen

I need the slop

Tyler Bailey

I didn’t mean to oversell it, the last thing I want to do is over pump your tires. You’re heading in the right direction though, I’m rooting for you.

Jordan Daoust

Funny, sorry. I don’t mean to oversell it, not hilarious.

Jordan Daoust

I was offended until I noticed cum was spelled like that, now I think it’s hilarious.

Jordan Daoust

Also, Jorge, seek help

Ando

Listen for more than five minutes. It's fucking hilarious. You have no idea what your missing out on dude.

Ando

And most of you are dead weight

Ando

Lemonparty

Ando

We'll always have the archives...

Ando

You too are as gay as they cum

Ando

Get off your computer dude

Ando

Jorge you cuck

Ando

I don't think it was Ben leaving that made Tim lose his funny. I think it was getting too big a head and not being able to rant freely once he had so many famous people looking at him. He's a fame whore. Used to make fun of Gary V, now he sucks him off behind Wendy's

Ando

Tim hasn't been funny since he sucked off Alec Baldwin and Gary V

Ando

Lemonparty is way funnier than Tim's shit now

Ando

Lemonparty is way funnier than anything Tim has done for about a year

Ando

Where the fuck is the episode? Also Happy New Year

Mean Mike

Alot of ppl are happy ben is gone. he was dead weight to most of us.

Gouki89

Cray, I'm still not banned lol Down with the patriarchy

Gouki89

benaveryisdumb for making "Jaq" the mod of that dying server.

Gouki89

Unban me from The Tim dillion server. It was a Jordan Peterson meme

Gouki89

https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/1060826518795701

Abdallah Hiffiz

Revolutionary

Abdallah Hiffiz

Sexual

Abdallah Hiffiz

Inciting

Abdallah Hiffiz

It was amazing.

Abdallah Hiffiz

I got the episode

Abdallah Hiffiz

#unbanMecha!

Gouki89

Unban me or I'll end it all including my patreon. Discord Mecha Mono #4292

Gouki89

I got an email for a Rothschild audio bonus and it’s not there. Is our Pig sending fake business emails?

David Eric Ricketts

Got an email for Rothschild for some reason, but no episode for skull and bones. Wtf

WhatUpThirst609

The benaveryisgood discord sever is run by a miserable 40 something Karen. Fuck you "jaq" if you're reading this in between saying the N word.

Gouki89

Yo I was banned from the Discord for posting a fucking meme. Unban me

Gouki89

A huge party of radio shows/ podcasts is chemistry and Tim and Ray just had a great dynamic. Tim shits on Ray and Ray knows how to lean in at times but also have somewhat intelligent conversations. But even their dynamic has changed since Tim has so much fame now. I guess we can just enjoy the episodes we had

Alex Dreyer

With Ben gone all i can say is God help us, God save us

Thomas Bocage

fat fucking faggot

Isaiah M

Is it too late to blame the Jews for the potato famine? That's one of the few unexplored events by anti semites. JFK was murdered by the Hassidic Jews to cover up for the Potato famine. PS: the bay of pigs wasn't kosher

Jorge Espinha

I don't pay for Rothchild, too rich for my blood.

Jorge Espinha

I don't like to me monitored mr Fine. By the way have you heard about George Santos from Long Island. Republican congressman. He fits 100% with Tim's description of a Long Island grifter!

Jorge Espinha

Where the fucks the new episode?!? I’m gonna kill myself!!!!

Andrew Mcchesney

Net and Yoo-hoo

Brendan

Piggy loves to surround himself with people that are at least 10-15 years younger than he is, so that's about what we should expect.

J.Fine

I'm starting to think something's really wrong with you, and in this place that's saying a lot. Do you have to report into anyone weekly?

J.Fine

Not there either. In fact, the last ep with a roth's tag is from back in August. They're too lazy to even tag the fuckers any more.

J.Fine

Shit, he still owes us like three Roth's eps just from this year, and already owed us a couple from 2021. Just like a cokehead... expect them to give you about two-thirds of what they actually owe you.

J.Fine

Roths

Daniel James

Have we been Bamboozled?

David Wigton

Bleeding out the ass? What type of AIDS rats are you fucking?

Michael Hilson

Yes." Remember that guy that crashed his dad's car on new year's eve?" " do you remember when Jenny's cousin throw up at the prom"? It's just stuff like that

Jorge Espinha

its not showing up for me either

thomas

He said it was out on Twitter but where?

David Wigton

im not seeing the episode either

True Rambler

Wheres the rothchilds ep tim… the beast needs to feed

Jake

Ben's podcast is so juvenile it's a horror (Tim's voice). High school humor at best.

Lance

one of your worst solo episodes

Fred

I bring you tidings from another Podcast. The Yannis Pappas hour . "Korean Whores have tight pussies". A diamond of knowledge to keep you warm as old man winter descends to your land with a vengeance.

Jorge Espinha

ily tim

veronicablazer

Amen.

Jordan Daoust

37500 of us! We are a little hip Beach community with picket fences and reactionary ideas. We have now a better class of people. Ben doesn't carry any water in our town he's a jerk off with jerk off ways. Tim is the big Kahuna, the big cheese. Be Best comrades. Into 2023 ! Into the future. The god is fat, blonde and a faggot! Worship the god!

Jorge Espinha

Lol!! That will be the prequel.

Dragos Burghiu

I still prefer when she's referred as "Gasoline Maxwell"

Jorge Espinha

JFK killed the CIA and the agents were replaced by Irish Free Masons. The CIA is just a cover for Irish potato farmers from Kerry.

Jorge Espinha

What about slave owners are trans women and the slaves trans men?

Jorge Espinha

Dragos...let's do lunch. We must get these ideas rolling. Let me call my people. Be Best!

Jorge Espinha

Y everyone on Ben's Dick?!?!?

Nicholas Mazzoleni

rare moment for tim, admiting you have to talk to your family

ThexNeo

Rothschild every week. We’re tired of your shit pig

GAGE CARLSON

O

Anderson Anton

I can’t be the only one that saw Ben post something for his podcast and everyone in the comments shit on it for not being funny so he deleted the post and reposted it

Jake Ellis

Here's my trilogy movie pitch: remake 12 yrs a slave, exactly like the original, except have the slave owners be cherokee, and the slaves be guatamalan. part 2, same as part 1 except slave owners marvel heros, and slaves dc comic heros. part 3 slave owners gotta be siamese cats, and slaves be golden retrives. get air bud back in the mix

Dragos Burghiu

Rogan is rogan but no rogan is no gay pig

Ilija Vasić

Hey new producer! We hate you for real. Not in a cute way like we did with Ben. We literally hope you get fired as soon as possible and never come back. Unless you come back with Ben Avery and then you leave again shortly after.

Freddy Cruz

Still waiting for Ben to get back from his vacation 😥

Freddy Cruz

I agree with this and I think a lot of people are noticing at the same time

Robert Redford’s Penis

We getting a kumpmas?

Paddy Greene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjgxaCM59LA

Xaniel Diognosus

Does Tim talk about Tucker Carlson blaming the CIA for killing JFK?

z17seattle

The saddest part is that ray kimp was sacrificed. Him paired with Dillon was literal gold. But then Tim left and I tried to listen to klump alone and it just had no direction. Tim and klump were the best podcast probably ever and then covid and the world flipped. Now we just polishing the brass on the titanic, it’s all going down man :( fuck it

Al

I just listened to some prime tim Dillon. Look up streak of evil on YouTube with Yannis papi. That was prime Dillon. Some of the best recorded conversations. Also the archives are some amazing content. He’s one of my favorites. And I totally understand. It’s part of the game. You get the money and fame and that chip on the shoulder gets leveled out. Can’t blame him. But the content is suffering.

Al

🤔

Tony Scarboni

The main eps have been taking off again since Ben left and the interviews stopped TBH

Tony Scarboni

Bring Ben back.

Zachary Gardner

Ben

Hugo N.

Tim should speak on the new Delia Doc

Will

???

Al

Where is Ben????

SenileFlea

My heat broke last night. Merry Christmas!

Christian Glen

You be Megan I'll be Harry 🥵

Dr. Hector the Rectum Inspector

Put Tim in front of a mirror same difference

Dr. Hector the Rectum Inspector

Elo wariat

Filip Ręka

Old enough to bleed old enough to breed

Dr. Hector the Rectum Inspector

Kurwa siema heniu

Dr. Hector the Rectum Inspector

I would like to see Tim and Jiminy Glick tear each other apart for an hour.

Dee

This show got stale as fuck. I think one more go around on the archives and good ole ray and Tim and then cancel this 5 dolla support. It’s just boring at this point. Dude got rich and don’t wanna talk shit on the powerful anymore. I got it. I’d be the same. But not worth listening to bunch of nonsense

Al

I love the slop. Thanks

David Eric Ricketts

I have a nanday conure. Conures are good.

Lilith

“Do you want proof there is no God?… GHISLAINE MAXWELL’S BIRTHDAY IS ON CHRISTMAS!?!?” Love you, Piggy.

Dan Ryan

Just watched it. Kyle Anderson has some serious directional talent. D’elia used to be my favorite comic. Not knowing all the details, I assumed he liked young (legal) girls which is creepy, but not a crime in and of itself. The Chris D’elia Problem showed him for the monster he truly is.

Dan Ryan

You’re ruining a genius at work cause of your little audio career or whatever the fuck you think you are. Shut up.

Bismarck

Hey new producer, keep your mouth shut.

Bismarck

Tim, Thank you for everything. You’re getting me through family time.

Dan Ryan

“Oh yes, I’ll react and argue with ya”. Fucking boring. ‘Lmao’ Jaysus

Jim

Unless you have nick Mullen

Caleb Massin

Better with no guests for sure. Love you Tim

Caleb Massin

there’s been a huge lack of these recently

Damon Gentile

Imagine being excited to hear Rogan speak, lmao

Tyler

Elon has resigned as head of Twitter, moving on to become CEO of being a big fat faggot.

Tyler

Loving the no guests

Jade

“Hello, Megan. You’re black” kills me

Khady S

Do you have the pole? What kind of feat of strength are you planning to do?

Jorge Espinha

Word for word in my head around the 2hr mark “man I gotta take a piss… maybe I should just get outta here… wtf they even talking about anymore? A fucking whale?” The end fight scene was pretty sick tho

Blaise Best

So much better without Ben

Sam Forbes

THANK YOU FOR NO GUESTS

Katy Goerss

Almost tops last weeks episode! Not one dull second. Ben who??? Lol Sounds like we’re getting a Tim/Rogan episode soon?!!

Jim

I love the dynamic lately

Bryce Ehret

I've build a room specifically to listen to Tim's podcast. The wall and the design of the room were made in order to take the most of Tim's voice. The speakers were made by blind monks in Switzerland and all the wiring is made of gold. The room is soundproof. Only in these conditions can you appreciate the exquisite sound of the podcast. I'm sure you have the same at home being so anal about the sound quality.

Jorge Espinha

“The Chris D’Elia Problem” on YouTube documents the fact that he’s a pedophile, groomer and is continually victimizing young girls to this day. Check it out, we need the Pig to go off on this!!!

Michael Hilson

I didn’t realize how BAD the sound level was til I went to another app after this and the sound came blaring out of my phone. Had to listen to this episode on full volume. Get a new producer bens replacement sucks

Nigel

Aparently some dickheads that cruise this comment box swear by it and say lemonparty is great. But then again, mental health in America is at an all time low.

Jorge Espinha

It seems there's still a lot of homes in America painted with lead based paint. It shows in the comments. You need to have heavy metals poisoning your neurons to prefer Lemonparty to Tim. You probably fuck your oncle and your daddy is aslo your brother.

Jorge Espinha

You're the man Jordan. You get it.

Jorge Espinha

Titanic was 3 hours and 15 minutes. I think James Cameron likes to make long as hell films.

Laura Pearl

Shut up before I give all mymoney to Ted Cruz, you retards. This is why I listen to tim.

Vance

you ever do a show in Chattanooga?

Free Hat

Wishing everyone a very merry black Protestant antisemitic Christmas ☺️

Isaiah M

Merry Christmas everyone from Poland!

Filip Ręka

Happy holidays everyone

Mean Mike

Megan and Harry are trailer trash of the Royal family

Dick Olson III

HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE CHRISTMAS TIM?!

Sean Menard

“Watched”? You pay extra for video ?

RetiredAccount

He sucked cocks

RetiredAccount

Shades of Ye

RetiredAccount

I’m high af and this still not that funny. Bring back that fat funny guy

S M

More ray impressions please

John Toal

Good Christmas message thanks Pig. The newer Salacious Crumb is alright I worry less that he might die from laughing.

herbius derbius

went to see Avatar 2 today, and really.. I didn't really see or hear anyone not enjoying the movie.. I guess it's one of these almost a tech demo pieces that require IMAX level quality for watching.. It is very visual film.. But the beginning was like "I already watched Avatar 1 why have I come to see it again" :D but I did see a guy come with a small child to watch latest Batman, but the kid had an iPad on and he watched and played what ever game during the film.. Never seen that happen before.

Kaspar Kuld

Yeah Tim is a paid Russian actor to promote the Kremlin. He’s the new Larry King but a lot younger and in way better shape than Larry ever was

Steven Cooper

Had a ton of fun with this pod and in bens discord until I got banned by one mod for doing what another mod egged me on to troll. I.e rant and rave like all these pods are about. Was weird. Going to try and get unbanned assuming the person was being very shitty, certainly acted that way.

Michael Pelletier

Did he just say "you be gay?"

Rob Harris

I’m likin this podcast since Ben left. Kinda feels like we’re at an upscale diner now as the world ends, with Ben it was more of a McDonalds under renovations vibe.

Jordan Daoust

All I want for Christmas is KUMP

I’m just an American

Gold. Pure gold.

Jorge Espinha

I'm a Tim Dillon fan & also a Native American. My reservation is Los Angeles County #OccupiedMexico

Ripdroson Sancho

"Go play pool with a vet who hasn't seen his daughter in years". Great shit tim. Write that screenplay piggy.

Todd Smith

It was really sweet to hear ya say you love your dad. One step at a time in healing.

Thad Cully

Six of one, half a dozen of the other.

Jason

gross

Joseph Irizarry

Triangle of Sadness is brilliant

Joseph Irizarry

No

Jorge Espinha

Youbegay? Helluva name, is that Tim's secret writing psedonym? Helluva fake business model, getting on that Native American grift

FF Tuckin’M’Sackback Cos I Paid John Alite In The Daylight To Come See Father Bill wit a Black-light so Cuz better Act Right- Bu

Where the fuck is Raymond KUMP

Ben Lillas

Merry Holidays Timmy Boy

You

I couldn't care any less about natives or their opinions if I tried. Time to move on.

dlop

I’m under 25 and made though The Godfather, some of us are cool Tim

Big T

Happy Festivus!!!

Christian Glen

i was so happy when i sent a tiktok of a chad making out with a dude with progeria and Ben replied “lol”

Shannon Johnson

Oxnard

Susan Sarandon

Lol

Susan Sarandon

27th I’m there

Susan Sarandon

Still got my walkie lol

Susan Sarandon

Cop on the corner

Susan Sarandon

Pulled into the in n out

Susan Sarandon

Sheesh almost got pulled over

Susan Sarandon

Merry Christmas pigs

Koko97

Yeah ducking loser 13 years

Susan Sarandon

Shit*

Susan Sarandon

I’m not watching that shot

Susan Sarandon

Avatar? Is it good or what

Susan Sarandon

Tim, It is so obvious now that you are in bed with the russian propaganda. ”Oh, it’s so confusing with this war, poor Putin is left alone and that’s why he is attacking, this war cost så much…” Keep on spreading doubt so no one get united! it make me so sick 🤢 that you of all people are selling youself to this bloody regime, while making money of freedom of speech on the other side of the planet!

Svetlana

😮‍💨🥸😂😂

Susan Sarandon

Cozier than a mufuxka

Susan Sarandon

Drinking wine lol

Susan Sarandon

Merry fucking hanakuh

Susan Sarandon

What’s good lol

Susan Sarandon

Merry Christmas you fat fucks! Miss me with that happy holidays shit…

Michael Hilson

“Joe Rogans dick looks so nice and I just want to suck it all day and we did a show together and he showed me an awesome movie and all of my army from my failing podcast shit on bens show because it gives me pleasure. Anyway, I’d love to thank joe and continue sucking his big cock so I can stay relevant cause both are stand-up sucks ass”.

Henry

There's no way anyone is actually listening to lemon party right? I tried for 5 mins, I really did, but there's just nothing there at all. Great intro though

Jonathan St Gay

And since oil accounts for 70 or 80 % of all energy in the world, without it everybody would starve in the US, it's a FUCKING great reason to invade a country and to invest in armies and blood to make sure the cars, trucks and tractors have fuel...The wars are fought because of you (us) mother fuckers! You need gas and fertiliser. You can blame the Bushes , the dicks in Skull and Bones and wall street but all those fucking wars were fought to keep us fat and happy.

Jorge Espinha

I thought of Tim while watching this doc The Tetris Murders. Ghislaine's father is mentioned! https://thecinemaholic.com/robert-maxwell-who-was-he-how-did-he-die/

TT

People that go on about America (and Canada) are stolen land never seem to take the logical next step...leave. Many are entitled to European or Israeli passports, others have the wealth and means to apply for a work permit in Europe. Asians can of course fuck off to Asian to wonderful diverse India or Korea. But nobody ever leaves. Cameron makes movies about Space Smurfs. If you are caught with stolen goods you can go to prison . If it's stolen give it back and stop being hypocrites about it. Of course everybody acts like it's CONQUERED LAND. Which is true. Native Americans lost, everybody else won (including Afro-Americans after all the fuckery).

Jorge Espinha

I don't know. Save Europe for what? For the next two generations to throw it away? To trade nazis for islamofacists ? Probably everybody would just stay at home and surrender.

Jorge Espinha

You’re mentally retarded and it’s a fact. That show sucks so bad.

Clinton Body Count

Buy it it’s like $1 you peasant. Casino is the 🐐 of Marty’s films. YOU JEW MUDDAFUCKA

Clinton Body Count

The subject annoys me but in fairness Tim has been silent about in 2 or 3 last podcasts.

Jorge Espinha

So he’s not coming back?

vmh17177

Thank you. There are some real tardos in here that say how amazing lemonparty is. It’s not.

Clinton Body Count

I wonder how I could get into the Ukraine business, too...

AMendz

Tim: The Ukraine/Russia war is boring now! Also Tim: Continues to talk about it every podcast.

Smokey Waffles

Where was the humor he bitched about a movie being too long for a half hour and then said people are gonna die for another 20 mins

Jacob Carver

To be fair, if you went back in time and showed someone like Winston Churchill what would happen to the west, he also would have fought harder

Christian Glen

Ben got fired and tim got unfunny i spend my 5 dollars im allowed to call it out

Jacob Carver

The retainer-wearing 14 yr old boy giggles in the first 10 seconds. Cut his mic. Seriously. Also, skip to 18:25 to skip the avatar blob.

Elon Musk's Leroy Homeboy Leon Muks in DC w a BBC

on another note, tell your cunt of an agent to answer my fucking email before i start throwing eggs through her window

ud

There was no hype so that’s easy to do.

Jeffrey

Ukraine is a money washing machine Our nation is being robbed

BlazRa

FUCK those cops Bring that bitch back from the grave PUT HER ON WITH TUCKER!

BlazRa

Tim, the first avatar is more like corps going into Africa and stealing their rare earth minerals. Its pretty 1:1 in that respect. You should read Cobalt Red, 80% of our cobalt is being mined by real life slaves in the Congo, destroying their native lands forever. Cobalt is in every single rechargeable battery, from the little portable batteries, to the one's in the space niggas car.

ud

Cameron was right They dropped the ball! We won!!! USA USA USA!

BlazRa

Avatar on penis envy, there’s no other way

Katie Olsen

Tim RANTS FOR AN HOUR EVERY WEEK YET HE CRITICISES MOVIES

BlazRa

FUCK u Tim cut nothing!!!

BlazRa

You suck. Lemonparty is better then TDS

Jordan Paul

Russia doesn’t even exist. Putin has been been dead for over 45 years. Everybody knows this.

Piotr Dembowy

Are you a fucking retard? You give him your money. He’s not your employee Cancel your membership if you can only bitch

Cody

There’s no way you listened to this whole episode and didn’t laugh once

Ike Duffy

Ben sucked

Robert Boag

Comments like these really make me laugh and smile.

Christoph

If you make another comment about Putin or Ukraine I’m leaving the Patreon. You must be watching the mainstream media becuae literally no one else is talking about it, and no one cares. It’s fake anyway

Jeffrey

Never forget Ben Slavery

Christian Glen

This has turned into an AwakenWithJP style of relaying the news...no good

Adam Goodman

Same! Anyone who actually wants to laught should check out hate watch and lemonparty

Adam Goodman

I have to say, just watched the first 2 minutes of the latest Lemon Party🍋™️ and it was1000 times funnier than the last 12 episodes of this dumpster fire. The new producer sux dog bawls, period. His laugh, I'm doing without. It's clear to see where the soul of this once great podcast went. It went back to Texas. Fuck off cum pigs, I'm going where the comedy is.

Bobby J

You have 5 fingers, I have 4 fingers, I'm green you're blue you are a freak , the sky people are bad, the blonde tarzan is cool, ooooh the whales have poetry and math! Blue and green females shout a lot when making a point Sigourney Weaver has a special connection with the planet. 350 million dollar movie made with super computers has an anti-capitalist and anti-technology message!

Jorge Espinha

Nope. I didn't watch it. I'm not a D'Elia guy but his material on Mark Whalberg is hilarious "aspiaah to be bettah!"

Jorge Espinha

I miss the raport they had. But the real comic genius is Tim. Ben's lemonparty is where comedy goes after taking an overdose of sleeping pills. A sidekick is just a sidekick. Be Best.

Jorge Espinha

Girls! You have to move on. Sooner or later Ben would go. He was never more than punctuaction. Be Best!

Jorge Espinha

We really need a better class of people. Bigone, rif-raf! Be Best

Jorge Espinha

Agreed!

Steffffffffffffffffffffffff

This is gonna sound gay (I’m ‘gay’ btw) but ben laughed in a cool repressed way, this new dumb straight boy just laughs too normie. I’m not expressing it very well but the vibe virtuous circle of ben Tim was spot on. I’m sure there are hundreds of people who can do this with the fat cum pig but this new guy ain’t the one imo but what do I know I’m just a reply guy right 🍆🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️😬

Ben Seales

Same! Go watch hate watch or lemonparty. Its actually funny, no guessing

Adam Goodman

^new producers alt account

Jacob Carver

10-20 mins into every podcasts I question am I going to make it to the end.

Sean McCann

Yea but Ben's voice and fake laugh is like cats being squeezed to death

P-dizz

it doesnt matter who the producer is tim hasnt been funny since ben was fired

Jacob Carver

Tim fired Ben because his head got too big. Edit, tims head got too big, not bens

Jacob Carver

extremely clear ben was the inspiration for a lot of tims rants. Tims best rants were always ramped up by bens reactions. I dont think he, or us, knew how much ben brought. Dropping patreon unless this show gets funny again

Jacob Carver

Stop calling these "bonus" episodes when we pay for them. You work for us.

Nate Kidwell

Well have you seen Chris Delia podcast?! It's a lot to handle, I mean, it's like a fever dream. I can understand why he would only want to take on a few seconds of that insanity haha However, valid point. YOU LIAR TIM

DentonVisual

Happy hangover season you pigs, enjoy the slop! Tim, we will deal with you later. 🧟‍♂️🔱🧨

DentonVisual

Miles Teller's Top G bod in the montage. Everything else in the pot.

Emilia Tessaro

Loved how he briefly mentioned the Chris D’elia documentary for only 2 seconds.

Isaiah M

Didn't watch it. But, good?

Brandon J

🤣🤣 thank you so much. I really needed that wake up call. Phew. Any advice on where to go from here?

Brandon J

Ohhh Jesus. You need to go back to your meds. Mental health is really declining in America. Stay well and stay safe. Remember that life is worth it. Don't give up!

Jorge Espinha

Must be called "young love"

Jorge Espinha

Be Best and don't be blasphemous. Be best

Jorge Espinha

Check him up at Lemonparty. A friend told me the CIA is using the podcast as an interrogation technique. Aparently 9 out of 10 prisoners prefer to be waterboarded than listening to 5 minutes of it.

Jorge Espinha

Yeah! Be Best! And fuck Ben!

Jorge Espinha

Avatar: Yesterday I took my kids to see Avatar. I also spent 6 hours in a car dealership, my car was being serviced and what was to be a couple of hours turned out to be six. However I had a better time at the dealership than at the cinema. I read a few articles and listened to podcasts. Of the two experiences I would rather repeat the 6 hours at the dealership breathing CO. That's how much I liked that blue turd of a movie. My 12 year old boy cried but my 14 year old thought it was shit. 12, that's the demographic Cameron is aiming. I don't give two fucks about the plight of indigenous people on earth let alone giant smurfs on Pandora. Modernise or die!

Jorge Espinha

The numbers are gojng up again . We have now a better class of people. Be Best!

Jorge Espinha

Joe Pesci dies murdered by the mob when he thinks is going to be made. Michael wastes his life and Fredo is a coward and a traitor . Sofia Copolla must be thr worst actress since the talkies were invented

Jorge Espinha

Buy it you cheap fuck

Jorge Espinha

Vaporized for the Donbas

Jonathan

Don't even think about having another guest on anytime soon Tim... don't be a foolish little slut

Chris Iacono

Any responses are appreciated, regardless at the leave it to 8 AM fruit farm resources. Thanks so much bye

The R.O.B Cast

Hello all Patreon subscribers! This probably sounds like a bite, but I was wondering if you guys could point me in the direction of a free version of the godfather or casino or Goodfellas?

The R.O.B Cast

Born on the same day as Jesus. Hilarious.

Happy Healthy Joints

6?.........You believe that?.......

I

Eat pigs

Dick Olson III

Calling Italian women garlic witches was unexpected but funny

Disgraced Businessman

See you in Raleigh Tim!

Celtic Beauty

Crazy how the numbers have been dropping since Ben left. I haven’t been listening much lately either but I still pay the $5 for now

Taylor Hyde

Ben was such a pussy full support for the new guy

Ariana Sagali

Chitty Chitty Wang Wang

Josh Bartlett

Movies over 2.5 hours need a disclaimer

Josh Bartlett

@wofie wolf, there's a documentary coming to work

Lance Slaughter

***THANK YOU*** For not putting 'more slop for you pigs'. It's so cringe. We know Ben's gone and you're not as good as him but for Christ Mr producer DO BETTER

Steve Phillips

You know mental health is on a decline when I’m laughing about our mental health being at its lowest point ever

Nathan Pitek

Christmas with the Kumps should be an annual thing…… jus sayin. 🇨🇦💚 Thanks for the episode Tim

Michael Fyfe

AIDS

Caesar Ejw

Imagine being stabbed from behind by a slippery Wang? Poor SBF. Is there no end to his suffering 😢?

Vlad Bombast

When is Ben coming back ?

vmh17177

I hope he reflects on his friendship with Ben....

Dusan And

Tim. 🐐

Jax

What sane person chooses to be on Kyle Dunnigan’s podcast over TD’s?

Ma TheMeatlLoaf

goddammit tim this is funny

Space Tiger Steven

When will you have the lemon party guys on the show?

Pleasureman69000

I've never asked you for anything, and this is still the best xmas gift ever

Diego Quintano

OMG TIMMY TRAINOR

Diego Quintano

I can’t wait until he talks about the NEW CHRIS D’Elia Documentary

Wolfie Wolf

Now jayden, I heard that speed has something to do with it.

Pleasureman69000

Love you Timmy 😘

WhitneysTits

Perfect timing 🔥

brutes

I heard a rumor that he likes money.

Foley's Wedding Planner

Hell yeah

Andrew Mcchesney

Hey Tim, Just wanted to ask. What is your biggest motivator to keep doing so much after already achieving such high levels of success? Also, big fan of your work.

Jayden Tower

Tim’s mouth is just a face pussy.

Pig 2 Electric Boogaloo

Thanks love

MASOLRAC

Fuck yeah thank you Tim and Hunter I love you two so much

Emerson Powell

Merry Christmas you filthy animals!

Anthony

On Saturday I watched Avatar 1 with my daughter and after that we watched Avatar 2 in theaters. We both agree that the second one lived up to the hype.

Brandon J

Hoe hoe hoe

Mike Jones

Merry Xmas

Fred L

about time we get the fucking slop

Omar Villaire

Timmy!!! Happy Christmas

True Rambler

Thank you Santa

Daniel Levay