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Bonus #178 - Incest Island

Heres some slop for you dirty pigs! In todays Patreon Episode Tim rants about the new TLC series "Milf Manor" which is a new series that has 8 milfs and 8 hot dudes who fuck. Also Tim rants about a new shortage in a drug called Oszempic which makes people skinnier but can also be used to treat people with diabetes. 


Happy Holidays Whores

Comments

Everyone is on Ozempic now.

HummerEV96

This is the funniest podcast episode in the history of all podcasts

Disco Cowgirl

The people here don't have secretaries, they have handlers.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

We are legion.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I'll let 'at sleep' go because of the accurate description of interracial dating in Germany.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Copypaste comment. But at least you're not spamming your shitty podcast.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I always liked retarded Dana.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

tim dillons patreon is probly full of search words putting us on databases

barnac

Don’t you think the kids and the mothers would have some level of conversation beforehand? Like “hey mom just checking in I’m going to Mexico for a month.” Mom: “what a coincidence I’m going to Mexico for a month…”

Total Home Grown

Try it again. It's fucking hilarious

Ando

Well put

Ando

It's waaaayyyyy fucking better you cuck bitches. Not quite as good as the archives or porch era Tim but it eclipses the shit out of the current fame whore checked out Tim

Ando

Because you have dementia faggot

Ando

Or because it's worth every penny, gayboy

Ando

Just take the drugs... take the druuuugggssss.

Pleasureman69000

Your friend advocates for chronic hypertension rather than obtaining a healthy body weight? Odd

Contrarian Person of Agency

Is Owen still around

LumberDaddy69

yeah he’s got that cocky barstool shithead fratboy attitude towards everything, you can tell his IQ isn’t breaking any boundaries, either

B_n4sty

How'd you know

TheUnit

BIG FACTS

B_n4sty

it’s really not at all better, no matter how much you wish

B_n4sty

Tim get rid of this waste of a producer and find someone you enjoy being around like Ben. The pain and discomfort on your face is palpable.

B_n4sty

if you’re a fat incel

B_n4sty

it’s gay and boring

B_n4sty

…and it’s boring as usual. what are they even trying to achieve with that cuckfest?

B_n4sty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjgxaCM59LA

Xaniel Diognosus

Tim is gay???

Matthew

The new lemon party is out already

RetiredAccount

Knock it off

Dim Tillon

Who else is watching the dawgs drama over in MSSP sub?

Perry

Where’s the new episode ?

RetiredAccount

If we don't get our episode soon, I will subscribe to LemonParty out of spite.

Christian Glen

Not true. Any giggling will do for me.

Lilith

How much do i have to defend u in the comments for u to stop treating us like some dorks u sell drugs to?

Ilija Vasić

My ten year old diabetic son walked in at the beginning of the diabetes rant and laughed his ass off. His pancreas may be trash, but at least his funny bone still works.

Malnu

Nothing tastes as good as thin feels. Go do a 3 month juice cleanse at Hacienda del Sol in Costa Rica. ✌🏼

daniella vale

Please don’t have some dude talk, laughing, ok fine. Off mic. But talking is too much. Don’t push us tim. We own you

James Messenger

king pig is back!!

J

Bring Ben back

Zachary Gardner

2 more days, pig

Turtlez13

Where’s my new episode, pig?

I Am Patrick Stewart’s Illegitimate Love Child

I have never been sold a show to that level

Simon Gaudet

LemonParty now has 2,470 Patrons / $13,000 a Month

Christian Glen

I dunno man, he was kinda bringin the show down…

Jordan Daoust

Bruhh you gettin' this idea Ben was KICKED OFF? He left to go do his own podcast

Alex Mac Donald

Tried out an episode of bens show. It’s kinda dumb, kinda funny. Jace carries it, I don’t think Ben and devin could make a show work themselves, voices are too whiny. Also seems like there’s some bitterness from being kicked off Tim’s show, ben made a few jokes that seemed more angry than in good nature. Funny podcasts peaked with this show, time to overload on Lex and Huberman.

Jordan Daoust

im not a wealthy man i cant afford 5 dollars a month for this shit youre becoming everything you hated #freeben

Jacob Carver

Pretty funny that Ben's show is better

TheUnit

I thought I was the only one lol

Wenzeslau II

No its not you lunatic

Clinton Body Count

Go to god

Clinton Body Count

Listen tim, no one wants to hear any other person giggle on your fuckin podcast other than ben. Mute the mic

Penelope Thiele

The heavy breathing and burping really solidified the experience of the pig pen

Quinn Newbern

Greetings to Tim and the fam from the Dominican Republic. (Yes, Tim has dominican fans. For real)

AMendz

You?

DHexus23D

Apple podcast.

DHexus23D

Woof

Christian Glen

Regular ep not working Tim finally getting too close for comfort FROM PEDOPHILE ELITES BUT FREE R KELLY

Noah Gregory

Is it because he said the cia killed Kennedy or because he called the dog a dog (woof)?

Nate Kidwell

I got 8 min in and now it won’t play at all. What platform do you use?

Sema

Tim Dillon didnt suicide his SBF podcast himself. Pass it on.

Nate Kidwell

Regular episode is broken. Not available. What the heck

DHexus23D

Spoke to ben today and he was fired. Shit really, as he had a great impact on the show

Lewis williams

Spoke to ben also and he said this

Lewis williams

And she must have an extremely clean car

Christian Glen

Where is the SPOTIFY upload? New producer boy is slacking hard. Fire immediately.

Elon Musk's Leroy Homeboy Leon Muks in DC w a BBC

Tim is doing season 12 of Curb, spread the word people

B_n4sty

Don’t fuck your mom over the holiday everyone!!!

Samuel Chambers

I love it when you call me a Whore🥰🤑😇

Matthew DiFilippo

Ben - please listen to the first 5 mins of the new YouTube Tim Dillon (about SBF) and record yourself giggling. For old times sale.

RetiredAccount

Tim let that fat blonde lady you interviewed be the producer this barstool kid sucks and gives off a very “I’m poor but my dads rich” vibe

S M

That episode was great

Jorge Espinha

Go and look up a stewadess in below deck s10, she looks EXACTLY like Whitney Cummings, but a bit heavier and British. Great episode Tim!

Timotej Horvat

Tim needs a 24 year old good humored fat girl, preferably someone in rehab, to abuse as his producer

Ishmael

Happy holidays

Bernard Pitsch

I would, but your name is too scary

Tyler

Great ep

Liam Sheridan

Sooo I was talking a bit of shite on Twitter to Ben for leaving the best podcast out anddd he DMs me saying he was fired (don't believe me, dm xPureViolence on twitter I'll send a screenshot)... CARE TO EXPLAIN WHY THE LOVELY LAD WAS FIRED PIG????

xPureViolenceUFC

unsubscribed

Ci M

Lemon party is ass. But this producer is too. Get an old man now some dude you want to bang.

Matt Smyth

ur worse than tim and his gay new prod

Sean Coughlin

lemon party is better... you fucked up.

Sean Coughlin

Your new producer fucking sucks.

ThexNeo

The descriptions for these new episodes are just downright disrespectful. Ben was a nice boy, this new guy not so much. I'm going to kick this guy in the ass

Tyler

Thank you for no guests.

Katy Goerss

I’m a idiot lol

Comet Pizza

i’m also rubbed the wrong way by this “slop for you pigs” remark twice in a row. impress us with quality audio and timely releases

B_n4sty

agreed

B_n4sty

No lie, I saw this ad, knew Tim would talk about it and had to sub to the Patreon. Get your poke bowl Tim, slim er down a lil

Nathan Pitek

How do I get on Milf manor? Got the tip from Big Jay Masters that every porn search should start with Milf Big Tits then your genre. Sage advice

Bubba's Broadside

Jeff I thought you were going to say it made you want to consider $&@?ing your mom! lol! 😉

Dawn Junior

The ending rant about how mechanical sex has become in our culture was spot on.

Harrison Childress

LMFAO

Dawn Junior

Alex Jones

Lilith

Tim you are one of the funniest mfs around

J W

Listened to every episode. First description I've ever read because of your comment. Stfu and eat your slop.

Nate Quirk

AJ?

Comet Pizza

I like the way you are thinking

Jon Udell

All I want for Christmas is another AJ / Tim Dillon JRE episode

Blender Bottle

That’s sad Honestly

Jeffrey

Tim and Ben unfollowed eachother on Twitter, wow this isn't just a bit

xPureViolenceUFC

Discipline, consistency and ozempic is all it takes…(and hundreds of millions worth of wire fraud) to be successful. Not that hard people!

Jenn

I’ve been listening to Tim for at least 4 years and I just realized today he sounds EXACTLY like Jonah Hill. Maybe cause I watched Hill’s Netflix Doc last night my brain connected. 🙃

Mimi Lafrance

Listening to the milf manor trailer made me want to put a shotgun in my mouth.

Jeff

Make Ray the producer

Nick Bryant

yeah and you're going to get right on my dick with this type of message David

ud

Audio quality has been shit with new producer. He doesn’t name files right. His episode descriptions lean into lame Reddit memes too much.

Donnie Dorito

Yea hes going to get right on it with this type of message

David Richards

So glad I had my earphones in

Jack Burns

This is most cringe episode description I’ve ever read - tell the new producer to stop trying so hard.

Reese Proulx

ALSO TELL UR CUNT OF AN AGENT TO ANSWER MY FUCKING EMAIL I WANT TO DESIGN MERCH PIG

ud

IM THE BIGGEST BIRD IM THE BIGGEST BIRD!

ud

I dont. He really doesnt make that big of a difference. Stop paying.

Ilija Vasić

Glowing green 😂💀

Draven Cruz

I miss Ben

Spago

Been listening to this pod for years and I can't seem to remember who this "Ben" was.

Anon.Death

Lol I thought I was the only one

Steve

Merry Christmas Mother Fuckers!!!!!!!

Michael Hilson

You know, now would be a good time to get ray back on the podcast as a permanent fixture.

anon

Fuck the poor people get that skinny shot pig!

PammyCakes

mmm mm m mm good slop thanks piglet

loser forever

oink oink mother fuckers

norm summerton

I saw the trailer for Milf Manor and I’m going out on a limb and say some of these broads have been married multiple times. I’m hoping for step-sons, I’m thinking TLC is researching on Pornhub. PAWG Island is inevitable!

Bill Gunnett

Great episode

KermitThePawg

I'm ready to die for donbas..... as long as I have the pig in my ear. I'll be safe.

Kippy Epstein.

The audio is def not high quality. 😅

Josh Saez

They just like to whine. If they wanted Ben so bad they'd just go listen to his podcast.

Busch Hawg

For all you people still whining about Ben. For an extra $5 a month, I will edit his faggy little laugh into each episode for you.

Mean Mike

Great podcast. No one has yet criticized the audio, this means the Audio Anal dickheads are still at sleep , at work or being gang raped by Somali exchange students. Be best everyone!

Jorge Espinha

Get your secretary to hear it first and translate it to “simple English” you are obviously a man of wealth and means . Be Best.

Jorge Espinha

In my experience, they're more purple, not brown.

Dawn Junior

Your wrong. Gary v and Gary Poulter.

Karl Hungus

My neurolink chip is gonna tell people I want to fuck them..in Tim's voice.

Karl Hungus

Poke Kump with Ozempic

Blender Bottle

One of the best solo podcast episodes ever. I don’t know how the fucken dude does it. The best on the planet! Always had Joey Diaz as the best solo podcast but Tim took it over. Wow

Jim

I miss Ben’s laugh for some strange reason

EMPRESS KAY

Pancreatitis bro, don't use Ozempic.

HoboDonkey

In stiches 😂

Peter Mountjoy

Bring on Whitney Webb fag

Brendan

Thanks piglet

Carson Tank

Jesus christ the insights on this are deep

Andrew Stadterman

5 minutes in Fucken hilarious.

Peter Mountjoy

Tim’s back but the copy read for this is episode sucks trans-Florida swamp ass

VanGina69

Who gives af

Graham Robbins

Love u Tim!

Renee Reed

I think it was Gary Fong. Still two Gary's.

Disgraced Businessman

Thanks Kum King Kong

Kyle Gibson

Oink oink

Matt

He's back!!

Bobbie Roberts

Stop being a baby. They both suck.

Disgraced Businessman

The fucking Pig King is BACK baby!!!

Jake Yusko

it would be more realistic

Dr. Hector the Rectum Inspector

Correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t Gary Wang sell Ray a course on selling photos back when he was a photographer? This episode can be found in the achieves called “a tale of two Gary’s”

Carson Tank

If you don't like the new show you gotta cancel, and come back if/when the show gets back on track. Then you can re-binge the good shows just like you did when you subscribed in the first place.

Dan Profio

I'm on ozempic now for weightloss, I feel like shit and can't shit. It causes crazy nausea and you get dehydrated. I lost 20lbs in a month and a half but wasn't eating much, had to go to the hospital once. I'm taking a break from it and I wasn't told there was a risk to do that. My dad and sister are diabetic, they don't care I'm taking this. There isn't a shortage, they just want an excuse to raise the price.

Leah

Audio quality is much better this time around, I appreciate it!

Matt from Hidden Machine

Nord Incest

Susan Sarandon

Seriously

Susan Sarandon

Nord dvds

Susan Sarandon

French made

Susan Sarandon

Check Nord DVDs

Susan Sarandon

Being retarded somewhere doing retarded things

FF Tuckin’M’Sackback Cos I Paid John Alite In The Daylight To Come See Father Bill wit a Black-light so Cuz better Act Right- Bu

Tim and his mother would be great contestants on MILF island.

Eamonn Sullivan

MILF Island from 30 Rock anyone?

Free Hat

On fire

Swan

Lookie here. Maybe this isn't a black hole. Perhaps New Ben is reading the comments. Started out correct with pigs but then lost me at the end with whores. B for effort C- for execution.

H M Rothschild-Medici

Money well earned! I was getting ready to unsubscribe.

Anthony

It's a lot of bravado for someone still figuring out the audio.

Johnny Malloy

"Deborah, you've kept it tight. Debra, we no longer want to hit that." - MILF Island. 30 Rock was a very funny show.

Johnny Malloy

I’M A PIG

Jim Stancil

What do you think would happen if instead of old women and their sons, it was old men and their young hot daughters? I bet that would go over well.

Love Jokes

The new producer boy needs to go. Audio has been consistently terrible - reverb hall school gymnasium, multiple super quiet video replays, crazy loud video replay last episode, some cuts and edits are jarring (ad read cuts, endings, etc). Getting these things right is elementary school audio production. That, and the episode descriptions are corny, and his wannabe-Ben giggle is contrived and annoying. Go listen to 2015-2020/early2021 Tim and tell me I'm wrong. We all know Tim has more than enough money to hire a real producer who gives more than 2 shits.

Elon Musk's Leroy Homeboy Leon Muks in DC w a BBC

"Here's some slop"??!! You have no right to make that claim new producer. Fuck you and your entitlement

Mr. Bob Dobalina

On Matt and Shane’s

Matt

New Ben is way too comfortable with these descriptions. Tim needs to put him under the old Ben regiment

Blender Bottle

47 minutes?

Pj

Where the Fuck is out bonus weekly Rothschild episode?

GhostofCadia

I don't care for the way I'm being spoken to, new guy.

Johnny Malloy

Where is Billy and Spud?

Evan

Now this is a wholesome Christmas story

FF Tuckin’M’Sackback Cos I Paid John Alite In The Daylight To Come See Father Bill wit a Black-light so Cuz better Act Right- Bu

30 Rock episode from ten years ago had a joke show called 'milf island'. When fiction becomes fact we need to ask if we are living in a simulation

Josh Bartlett

Can't wait for this new fag to get fired too

thegaypowerranger

Corny AF. So contrived (aka forced, for you smart ones out there). Last week we were "lizards" or something my grandma would say. Tim needs to write his own descriptions.

Elon Musk's Leroy Homeboy Leon Muks in DC w a BBC

Barstool pig! Don’t call me a pig until you get the audio and thumbnail to the standard we are used to.

Ray Trump

Love you Timmy 😘

WhitneysTits

good to hear from our favorite long island mortgage broker

jonathon

#facts

Susan Sarandon

Same guy who’s daughter worked for the firm that got Kevin Spacey off

Susan Sarandon

Fuck you Ben

xPureViolenceUFC

American regeneron

Susan Sarandon

For the elderly

Susan Sarandon

That’s on Lilly pharmaceuticals

Susan Sarandon

Who's writing these descriptions? Well done, you skunk

xPureViolenceUFC

The next one will be for Dementia mate

Susan Sarandon

Mmmmm sloppp

Axeking

Good new Bruce! Ur learning!

Axeking

Tim is the older brother we all do Not deserve .....

Dick Olson III

This show started declining the same time the youtube and patreon comment sections stopped being anything remotely relevant and turned into people posting spam about slop and pigs and other tag lines. Why is the new producer giving such corny descriptions for the episodes?

Jason

Eat you fat pigs....

Dick Olson III

ngl had me at slop

waterydunehair

Oink fuckin' oink!

Nick Mann

Description is dumb. I've subbed to Tim since the patreon started but this is just made me unsub. This show gave me so much, I truly miss it.

Conner Mills

WE WANT BEN BACK!! FUCK NEW BEN!

Matthew Visger

was there a tom segura clip on tims story or am i dreaming i swear i saw there was going to be an episode with him.Maybe I'm just retarded.

Wanna make Crisy my missy and do Chicone pronebone

This and Louisiana Dread are the 2 best Patreon pages by far!!

Kyle Crosby

Thanks cum pig

Curtis Varble

Milf island was literally a sketch in 30 rock years ago lmao

Livvyy

Bout damn time Pig

Blakely

Hey new laugh track, you’re not Tim, don’t try to be funny by insulting listeners. Just focus on figuring out how to make the audio not sound like shit every other episode. Thanks, chief.

Tyler

Thank you pig

Oscar Delgado

Thanks Tim needed this one today

Michael Fornaro

put the milfs in the POT

Brantley Holmberg

There's nothing better than seeing a headline during the week, hoping the slutpig covers it and then seeing it pop up on patreon

Make no mistake I'm a tute that's gonna spread Chrissy's glutes and go brutes on that cute little poop chute

I received this notification right as I was going to head butt a knife in front of a Walmart greeter. Until next time.

Sam Cochran

Oink!!!!

Rory Bamford

Lmfao new Ben goin off with the description 🤣🔥

Matthew Visger

Tim’s projecting his dirty mouth to his audiences dirty minds

Jordan

Ben's back!!!

Mike Jones

Thank you for this blessing Tim and Hunter

Emerson Powell

🐖🐷🐽🐖🐽🐽🐖🐷🐽🐷🐖🐷🐷🐖🐽🐷🐷🐷🐽🐽🐽🐷🐷🐽🐷🐷🐽🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐖🐷🐷🐽🐽🐷🐽🐽🐖🐷🐷🐽🐖🐽🐷🐷🐷🐽🐷🐖🐷🐷🐖🐽🐽🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐽🐷🐷🐽🐷

인골 스프

Weird description

Jordan

FRESH SLOP!!

Nicholas Daniel

Yeeaaaaasssssss

rock SOLID

Thanks papa

Daniel Levay


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