Chicken Pot Lies - Ep. 128
Added 2024-11-25 20:35:04 +0000 UTCthe first half of this is basically exclusively bannerlord and stalker 2 talk.... but then we actually talk about funny stuff so if you're one of our blue collar homies that just like it when we talk about bar fights and boobs then fast forward a bit.
video version: https://youtu.be/7WmLJBUEP5g
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Very good podcast 🤞🏾
Carlos🏞️
2025-05-02 05:40:57 +0000 UTC*loud incorrect buzzer*🚨
MilkMan
2024-12-14 10:55:46 +0000 UTCdork
A G
2024-12-13 14:33:39 +0000 UTCYou're the only one
SirDanny
2024-12-07 07:04:09 +0000 UTCSend leak?
Bung Simpson
2024-12-06 11:28:48 +0000 UTCBro im tired of seeing Mario’s gaped butthole
Jake Johnston
2024-12-04 14:19:12 +0000 UTCuhh I think Adrian's a badass name ..
Adrian Reynolds
2024-12-03 09:03:21 +0000 UTCThank you for the insight, GeekedGooner87
Anthony Ross
2024-11-30 23:36:13 +0000 UTCWait what. Leaks?? What did I miss out on??
the_tr00per
2024-11-29 19:16:38 +0000 UTCFor all the shit everyone gives you, y'gotta know that we all still love you dumb fucks. Happy Thanksgiving.
Poob's Grampa
2024-11-29 10:06:22 +0000 UTCHappy Thanksgiving samheads
Ty
2024-11-28 16:59:08 +0000 UTCHappy thanksgiving
john carlos
2024-11-28 16:41:47 +0000 UTCfuck off retard
bosnian poob
2024-11-28 10:15:37 +0000 UTCMore GoT very cool!
Dylan Hazlewood
2024-11-28 07:31:51 +0000 UTCi miss bryan so much
Cade Martinez
2024-11-28 04:38:42 +0000 UTCless nerd talk more talking about jerking off
kushmancer
2024-11-28 03:04:37 +0000 UTCGood stuff 👍
ProbablyFade
2024-11-28 01:54:48 +0000 UTCIt's a comedy show. Jokes like theirs are indecent as the purpose of the humor. Acting like trailer trash and being utterly disgusting has nothing to do with the comedy aspect.
GeekedGooner87
2024-11-27 18:51:06 +0000 UTCI did cancel my subscription. I usually youtube to mp3 from "the website" and add it to spotify, but i haven't done that lately as it's just not worth my time anymore. Relistening to everything before episode 54 is the only reason i still "listen" to this show. I agree with them being potentially funny but when they get away with multiple six figures for a couple of years doing close to nothing it has made them worse and worse
GeekedGooner87
2024-11-27 18:46:02 +0000 UTCi just got news of one of my best friends passing, i just wanted to thank you guys for the laughs i was still able to have during the episode, it was a good one thank you🤟
Slickity
2024-11-27 18:22:54 +0000 UTCPoob and Sam you need to try oddjob hats, I also suffer from a fat dome, there is cool hats, made for fat heads
BigheadOddball
2024-11-27 18:21:30 +0000 UTCBoss episode
Davide
2024-11-27 14:15:13 +0000 UTCHearing these two talk about meat pies like they are fucking alien future technology is hilarious to me
Lachlan Walls
2024-11-27 05:42:34 +0000 UTCalso play more hitman
Cameron Cortez
2024-11-27 04:34:38 +0000 UTCbruh i genuinely have a size 14 foot and can’t wear most hats either. i remember being a size 9 or 10 in late elementary school. i recommend a Velcro hat they sometimes allow more room and won’t look like your on the last notch of your hat
Cameron Cortez
2024-11-27 04:34:32 +0000 UTCThanks guys! Listening to this full blast while I drive an ambulance. The elderly COPD patients I pick up love it!
DollarStore
2024-11-27 03:13:40 +0000 UTCBlow.me
Puddinghouse
2024-11-26 23:50:09 +0000 UTCCope nerd
Nehit
2024-11-26 18:55:41 +0000 UTCThanks guys
Nehit
2024-11-26 18:54:55 +0000 UTCI’ve been seeing a lot about the one man one jar guy and being Ukrainian but I think it’s fake news that for literally no reason everyone is spreading I even thought it was real for awhile
Jeremy Northern
2024-11-26 18:17:00 +0000 UTCI know you’ll never bring Die of Laughter back, but it would be awesome to get a Classic Fallout style epilogue with you guys narrating your characters’ endings. If you don’t respond I’ll assume you didn’t see this and comment again next episode.
Rhett
2024-11-26 17:46:56 +0000 UTCLol, decency? Have you listened to this shit?
KarmaK
2024-11-26 17:05:41 +0000 UTCThat "eggfart" joke almost made me unsub
Krinkmore
2024-11-26 15:45:08 +0000 UTCHonestly I’m thinking about canceling my subscription, I actually don’t mind the stories and shit. It’s just how little of an effect they put into this podcast and the fact that they’re well aware of it. It’s really fucking annoying as well bc Poob hasn’t even uploaded or streamed in a month and he doesn’t even edit his videos or anything, wft is he doing. At least Sam uploads once every 1 to 2 weeks with a banger video and has an actual shit outside of YouTube like a family. It really feels like we’re paying for these guys, especially Poob, to do nothing except to film 2 below average podcast eps when they can remember and at this point it’s getting fucking retarded. It’s a shame bc I think they’re both funny and I do like the podcast but I’m not even sure what I’m even paying for atm. They can have a bunch of guest lined up if they wanted to and if they put like a tiny amount of effort in, this could be funny and decent podcast. But they choose not to do that and it’s starting to annoy me.
Russell Berry
2024-11-26 15:21:25 +0000 UTCIt's just so bland now. The two guys have barely anything to talk about. Sam is just doing whatever (being unfaithful to his wife with Lisa, I saw the leaks) and poob, verbatim, in this very podcast, said he dumped fifty hours onto his NON-STREAM character in mount&blade this last week. We get these awful episodes that are always late with a rate of less than one episode per week (even less if you don't pay) yet that's what goes on in their life.
GeekedGooner87
2024-11-26 15:13:13 +0000 UTCas long as we keep paying and just solely complaining (not truly retaliating by cancelling the subscription) they will not change their ways. The last two episodes had about a half of an hour of stories and details we have already heard. They don't remember talking about it for the fifth time because three times a month they remember the money comes from somewhere and get sloshed to record
GeekedGooner87
2024-11-26 14:51:08 +0000 UTCIt's just baseline decency. Don't excuse your or the host's dirt poor mannerisms on behalf of other's etiquette.
GeekedGooner87
2024-11-26 14:44:14 +0000 UTCYou could get a automatic backup generator and star link to play when a hurricane knocks your power out. I know it's probably not ideal but you've got patreon money let's see it
Zane4ov4
2024-11-26 12:06:43 +0000 UTCAs a short distance Nissan driver who has no one to talk about GoT with these past two episodes have been a godsend
CoffeeMonster
2024-11-26 10:02:28 +0000 UTCGo play project zomboid on super dick sucking hard mode. Ps love you
MilkMan
2024-11-26 08:15:39 +0000 UTCPeople who complain about the burps are weak willed and pathetic
Donny G
2024-11-26 08:15:23 +0000 UTCSomeone's hormones are flaring
MilkMan
2024-11-26 08:11:28 +0000 UTCturkey soup fucks
Stalltt
2024-11-26 08:04:08 +0000 UTCit's called a lot of things, turnovers and empanadas as well. I have no idea why Sam doesn't think you can get those here.
Stalltt
2024-11-26 08:03:07 +0000 UTCI’m about 30 hours in and enjoying every moment, I’ve found 3 game breaking bugs and a lot of little bugs but nothing will stop me continuing playing definitely a must play game It reminds of playing fallout for the first time just exploring the world but stalker being real creepy and having that feeling that you can die any second to a number of different ways Like you said clearly a lot of love has gone into stalker
Nathan Mills
2024-11-26 07:44:00 +0000 UTCJust got bannerlord 2 and it's pulled me in deep
NeckbeardedMorlock
2024-11-26 06:38:31 +0000 UTCSo far I've only encountered one actual game-stopping bug in about 14 hours of playtime so maybe I'm just lucky. Beyond that though the game really does slap, even if I still need to turn off mouse smoothing so I can actually fucking aim properly. It's got a lot of love put into it and that's obvious, they just need to hammer out the annoying shit.
Poob's Grampa
2024-11-26 06:13:46 +0000 UTCStalker 2 is awesome in my opinion all new games are buggy as fuck it’s just become the norm for gamers now
Nathan Mills
2024-11-26 05:39:16 +0000 UTChorseshit? didnt even spell stalltt right? doesnt like the burps? found the impostor. i bet hes the one leaking this too.
Benjamin
2024-11-26 04:27:50 +0000 UTCHow do you download bannerlord 2 mods
Nathan Hampton
2024-11-26 04:18:03 +0000 UTCDidn’t they say that a bunch of former guest wanted to redo their episodes or something?When the fuck is that happening bc they said that 6 months ago in ep 115 and since then they’ve only had travel dude and vampire autist on.
Russell Berry
2024-11-26 04:05:22 +0000 UTCBunch of fags in a fag fest god
Fumble
2024-11-26 03:56:02 +0000 UTCNo! Bring back the burps! I pay money for those!
Victor vivsector
2024-11-26 03:15:43 +0000 UTCWrong. The Homer burps are rad as fuck
MilkMan
2024-11-26 03:04:59 +0000 UTCStalts real for editing out the burps. Honestly I can deal with the boring shit episodes. But when I'm listening at 2 hours of horseshit I do not what to listen to two troglodytes burping in my ear. Anyways keep up the work.
David
2024-11-26 02:45:43 +0000 UTCWe need to go back to the old podcast ways, we need someone to put pressure on Poob again, he’s been comfortable for too long
Anthony Ross
2024-11-26 02:13:00 +0000 UTCNice
Daniel Villagomez
2024-11-26 00:45:50 +0000 UTCITS CALLED A SAUSAGE ROLL NOT A MEAT PIE
MrSneshi
2024-11-25 23:28:59 +0000 UTCGay poop
BigRedPP
2024-11-25 23:24:36 +0000 UTCSam you need to play the fallout new Vegas mod: a world of pain. It adds so many npc vs npc fights
Christian
2024-11-25 22:46:12 +0000 UTCHow about an episode where you guys give each other sweet kisses?
bosnian poob
2024-11-25 22:29:01 +0000 UTCYall see the folks over at Butterball been fucking turkeys?
Mollusk
2024-11-25 22:24:36 +0000 UTCMakes sense, I think they should just do both. Video on app for cool guys like me, YouTube link for the TV dinner guy
luke watkinson
2024-11-25 21:48:56 +0000 UTCI feel like Sam is going through a slight Tony Soprano era in his family life, he’s just giving those vibes
Sam Shack
2024-11-25 21:45:58 +0000 UTCJust wanted to let Sam know that there’s a previous podcast where he shits on Gamer sups, might want to scrub out the video just in case the sponsor sees it lmao
Joshua
2024-11-25 21:45:45 +0000 UTCYou're a plant. Who would complain except them? I need to see these two goobers on my tv or else I can't eat 😤
Cookie_is_back 024
2024-11-25 21:42:12 +0000 UTCWe know this he can't even cook a steak
PreferredUncle
2024-11-25 21:34:08 +0000 UTCYeah im in the south and we got good tasting turkey. Sam is just a bad cook
Peach farmer
2024-11-25 21:32:12 +0000 UTCNo Stalt please don’t
Peach farmer
2024-11-25 21:31:18 +0000 UTCYEAHHHHH I LOVE YOU POOB
Gmo
2024-11-25 21:24:48 +0000 UTCThis turkey slander is already pissing me off. What the fuck guys
MilkMan
2024-11-25 21:23:12 +0000 UTCnative americans mentioned
Super_Void33
2024-11-25 21:22:31 +0000 UTCI guess I’m the only patron who liked that last time they had the video on here. Personally I hate using the unlisted YouTube videos but hey it wouldn’t be the forehead fables Patreon if the patrons didn’t ruin everything, love you guys 😻😻😻😻😛😛😛😛 Stallt please I beg you my king please put the video version on here again 🙏🙏🙏
luke watkinson
2024-11-25 21:20:45 +0000 UTCAs a blue collar home boy, I appreciate this
Plague Doctor
2024-11-25 21:16:07 +0000 UTCLet’s go poop!
James Clover
2024-11-25 21:09:55 +0000 UTCsam wore that jacket in patreon episode 51
SoIis
2024-11-25 21:09:12 +0000 UTCIf your turkey is dry you fucked up somewhere and suck at cooking.
AustinBoston29
2024-11-25 21:08:59 +0000 UTCHey stalltt, what's up?
PM hoorah
2024-11-25 21:08:20 +0000 UTCNever played either of these games but I'm here for it lets goooo
A ron
2024-11-25 20:57:33 +0000 UTCBoos
C
2024-11-25 20:48:10 +0000 UTC(I expect a thank you btw)
MilkMan
2024-11-25 20:46:17 +0000 UTCI will not be calling poob poop today.
MilkMan
2024-11-25 20:45:49 +0000 UTCBoof time
BoofTube
2024-11-25 20:43:03 +0000 UTCGood episode samual L Jacksonberg and poop
Latina_Destroyer49
2024-11-25 20:40:30 +0000 UTCMiller is thankful that you guys are thankful on Thanksgiving. Thanks guys. Hey Poob, make sure you check out The First Law Trilogy boos by Joe Abercrombie. Anyway, thanks again from Miller in New Zealand.
miller
2024-11-25 20:39:58 +0000 UTCcan u do one while eating thanksgiving leftovers
Brennan Burke
2024-11-25 20:39:35 +0000 UTCI’m gonna play this on the Alexa at thanksgiving dinner
Connor
2024-11-25 20:38:34 +0000 UTCHey poop
H3SH
2024-11-25 20:38:31 +0000 UTCYesssr
jacen
2024-11-25 20:38:27 +0000 UTCYES I LOVE BANNERLORD AND STALKER
Evans921
2024-11-25 20:38:20 +0000 UTCStuffing all the way
Kolten Wiggins
2024-11-25 20:38:14 +0000 UTCLet's go gang
Applecore
2024-11-25 20:38:12 +0000 UTCLove you poop
PoobLube
2024-11-25 20:38:02 +0000 UTCLovely way to start my drive home!
Marshall Lee
2024-11-25 20:37:51 +0000 UTCLETS GO NEW EPISODE ROO ROO ROO 🐕
Kolten Wiggins
2024-11-25 20:37:46 +0000 UTCAyyyyy thank you guys
Sam Shack
2024-11-25 20:37:01 +0000 UTC
