The Worst of The Cursed - PATRON EP. 65
Added 2024-10-31 13:32:32 +0000 UTC
Video Version: https://youtu.be/dHej2vD4kpA
looking at your cursed items you guys sent in. some of them are truly horrifying. some are just racist.
thanks for sending em in tho.
this guy sucks his own cock AND toes
Maximus Pebblestout
2025-01-01 06:57:08 +0000 UTC
6’1 170 gym bro, never sucked my own cock. However as a toe guy. When sucking toes I’m not thinking about the fact I have concrete slappers in my mouth and much more thinking about being bricked tf up. Sooo I can only imagine when sucking urself off, ide recon it’s more like getting a knobber than having a cock in your mouth
KyleJ_03
2024-12-22 00:47:59 +0000 UTC
Gay
SirDanny
2024-12-06 05:06:31 +0000 UTC
one could say the sickest, even
bosnian poob
2024-11-15 18:01:55 +0000 UTC
guys you got me jonesing for 3 shitty podcast episodes cmon
Slickity
2024-11-15 17:07:49 +0000 UTC
Is this some kinda sick joke......
Jakob Kolias
2024-11-15 15:44:59 +0000 UTC
Now I’m hungry
QuakeDea
2024-11-15 14:58:19 +0000 UTC
Now I’m angry
pibb
2024-11-15 09:54:35 +0000 UTC
totally unhinged first 5 minutes lmao
WillemDaCole
2024-11-15 09:39:40 +0000 UTC
All this waiting making me want to alt f4 irl
enterfrog
2024-11-15 05:34:08 +0000 UTC
Redbar at least has a terminal illness to use as an excuse for making an episode once a month
Chucklegorpy
2024-11-15 05:06:58 +0000 UTC
You guys have a worse release schedule than Redbar and not one 1/16th of the quality but I still looove y'all
Arran
2024-11-15 04:23:57 +0000 UTC
C'mon piggies where's the new ep?
Solaire of Astora
2024-11-14 10:48:18 +0000 UTC
Congratulations on your appointment to Attorney General, Sam
Davide
2024-11-13 22:07:08 +0000 UTC
I think they should record a 25 hour podcast every day. They owe it to the fans.
A patreon account
2024-11-13 19:04:06 +0000 UTC
okay guys the emotional pendulum has swung back to rage, where is it
Poob's Grampa
2024-11-13 14:59:25 +0000 UTC
We better not be getting 2 thanksgiving pods this month
jack sven
2024-11-13 04:55:14 +0000 UTC
Make more, I want 8 episodes per month you slaves
bbgeezcheez
2024-11-12 21:04:59 +0000 UTC
Spread my asshole! And then spit in it!!! Give it that Hawk Tuah!
Culted
2024-11-12 18:12:06 +0000 UTC
Man, I just rewatched the 20 Die of Laughter episodes again, and you really need to bring it back. Best thing you've done in yearsssss
Deadweight
2024-11-12 17:01:14 +0000 UTC
Too boring?
Miguel Esteban Orozco eguia
2024-11-12 15:42:15 +0000 UTC
please never do this
bosnian poob
2024-11-12 12:19:21 +0000 UTC
Invite someone to talk about Bitcoin.
It getting traction again, but I don't wanna rush putting shekels onto it just from FOMO
Miguel Esteban Orozco eguia
2024-11-12 08:48:07 +0000 UTC
AOC had a question poll on her instagram about which Podcasts trump voters are listening to. Made sure to shout out the one and only forehead fables as to where I make all my political and financial decisions. Keep it up guys.
Bailey Koger
2024-11-11 23:13:26 +0000 UTC
my burfday is cumming soon this month if there’s not an episode by then i’ll start to think you guys might just be in this for the money not the love of the craft
Slickity
2024-11-11 15:12:00 +0000 UTC
If you don’t respond I’ll assume you didn’t see it and comment the same thing on the next podcast
Rhett
2024-11-09 22:24:22 +0000 UTC
EZ 5 dollars from the people still subscribed
Rhett
2024-11-09 22:14:13 +0000 UTC
With a slideshow and a series recap “for the last time on Die of Laughter”
Rhett
2024-11-09 22:04:16 +0000 UTC
I know you’ll never bring Die of Laughter back, but it would be awesome to get a Classic Fallout style epilogue with you guys narrating your characters’ endings.
Rhett
2024-11-09 22:01:30 +0000 UTC
Come to Idaho, everyone here is like an NPC so you'd fit right in. (Cuz u play video gam)
2016 Blackout Hemi
2024-11-09 09:12:14 +0000 UTC
You guys need to have Will Tennyson or Greg Doucette on the pod!
2016 Blackout Hemi
2024-11-09 09:03:33 +0000 UTC
The stupid face Poob made with the Indiana Punisher gave me a giggle. Episode as a whole was perfectly fine but that bit was the particular brand of stupid I love.
Poob's Grampa
2024-11-09 01:50:38 +0000 UTC
Trump is gonna personally split Poob and his boyfriend apart. This will leave Poob defenseless because he's a twink
Himothy
2024-11-08 23:14:08 +0000 UTC
😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
Cam Mcneally
2024-11-07 20:28:29 +0000 UTC
Imagine being named fart semen
Emmett Cafferky
2024-11-07 19:15:20 +0000 UTC
My god you’ve changed my life
Cam Mcneally
2024-11-07 18:58:31 +0000 UTC
But it IS listenable, just turn up the volume!
QuakeDea
2024-11-07 18:49:56 +0000 UTC
You're pretty deadset on Colorado, but I'd check out Michigan: (Grand Rapids, Ann Arbor and Bloomfield area are all good for schools and quality of life).
Sledgehammer
2024-11-07 18:33:41 +0000 UTC
This is unlistenable
Cam Mcneally
2024-11-07 16:06:55 +0000 UTC
How does it feel knowing you guys outlasted JSchlatt and Tednivisions podcast
Finn-Again
2024-11-07 02:33:38 +0000 UTC
Yeah I’ve seen a lot of Sam has become a libtard comments recently lol
Grantith
2024-11-07 02:31:00 +0000 UTC
We should send these guys to live with the inuits for a year
KingCrimson408
2024-11-06 23:07:20 +0000 UTC
I didn’t realize there was a different channel for cursed items. I wanted to show the painting that’s bound to me, it appears in my moving boxes even when I don’t pack it. It gives me bad luck if I don’t put it on the wall.
Mayo Man
2024-11-06 22:10:18 +0000 UTC
It just sounded realistically like something a political schizo would say my bad lmao
Chucklegorpy
2024-11-06 20:32:08 +0000 UTC
I’m being sarcastic you knob
Grantith
2024-11-06 15:11:28 +0000 UTC
Wtf are you talking about
CheeseCake King
2024-11-06 07:20:07 +0000 UTC
What are you talking about lmao
Chucklegorpy
2024-11-06 06:39:06 +0000 UTC
Currently listening to election coverage and it looks like trumps gonna win, I already know poob is frothing right now and we definitely gonna get some 20 minute rant from Sam on why he needs to move
Grantith
2024-11-06 04:22:58 +0000 UTC
As someone who can, it's not comfortable at all and it feels way more like sucking a dick than getting ur dick sucked.
Stats:
5'9
145lbs
Im fairly flexible but not crazy
John Tuffly
2024-11-04 22:11:28 +0000 UTC
how da hell do i get into the discord
TheApeEquation
2024-11-04 18:32:04 +0000 UTC
And y'all have mentioned two of our household's pets - Zuko the bunny and Agro the turtle lol
Adrian McGee
2024-11-04 13:51:16 +0000 UTC
Hey, look, I ain't expecting a check in the mail or anything but my last comment suggested finding shit to riff on and, my God boys, you rocked it. So excited to finish this up at my soul draining retail janitor job (it's not that bad besides holidays, fuck Christmas ngl)
Adrian McGee
2024-11-04 13:20:28 +0000 UTC
Holy shit my neighbor gave out now and laters
Evans921
2024-11-02 19:33:58 +0000 UTC
I LOVE MY BOYS
A Spoopy Ghosty
2024-11-02 14:41:26 +0000 UTC
It was a thread in a chat but they forgot to say it was a thread 🤣
Cornbread With Slasa
2024-11-02 07:14:02 +0000 UTC
Could have said it was in a thread and not just the chat 😭😭
Cornbread With Slasa
2024-11-02 07:13:06 +0000 UTC
Igloos work because the heat from the fire melts the snow and creates a layer of ice between the warm air inside and the snow. Don't know why it works, but somehow ice is a decent insulator in very niche situations.
Wohlauf
2024-11-02 06:56:07 +0000 UTC
1. It's kinda awesome but i'm pretty homo so that's mostly why
2. It definitely hurts
3. it feels like 80% sucking it 20% getting sucked
Zoug25
2024-11-01 23:04:22 +0000 UTC
“This is a purely visual podcast do not listen”
Me listening two hours in:
“Good thing I’m blind”
Goose
2024-11-01 22:16:48 +0000 UTC
You guys think the Gizmo costume talks to Poob like the Green Goblin’s mask?
Hekseblad
2024-11-01 22:04:38 +0000 UTC
Furbys we’re based on gizmo they even had a lawsuit with WB over it lol
Ryan Beach
2024-11-01 19:11:26 +0000 UTC
Podcasting? I’d rather be Rodcasting should be on merch with some dumbass drawing on it
Freshprinceofballhair
2024-11-01 16:44:16 +0000 UTC
If you make a Patreon zomboid server I will give you my wife and child
PresumedHoto
2024-11-01 14:44:00 +0000 UTC
Thank you stalt
Zachary Nerone
2024-11-01 02:50:46 +0000 UTC
My submission was at least top 3. Idk why Poob needed spark notes on a 3 paragraph email. Sam is understandable since he didn't graduate, but Poob? I expected more from academically
Himothy
2024-11-01 01:27:22 +0000 UTC
Yeah this one fucking sucked
ColonelClappers
2024-11-01 00:45:46 +0000 UTC
I just moved to Florida from California, it is too fucking hot for fall and I’m sweaty and covered in mosquitos. Jax SUUUUUUUUCKS
Mayo Man
2024-10-31 22:07:01 +0000 UTC
1:17:42 poob says tawk tuah, is this a shoutout to a rival podcast or just a figment of my imagination???
Tacobell
2024-10-31 20:46:20 +0000 UTC
cracker episode put this on for the drive to work at 4am and kicking it off with eating shit awesome stuff keep it up
Latina_Destroyer49
2024-10-31 19:47:49 +0000 UTC
Maybe give more specifications next time, would've loved to have a curse battle.
Ben DeGreeff
2024-10-31 19:22:34 +0000 UTC
Happy Halloween penis and sam (:
pibb
2024-10-31 18:29:36 +0000 UTC
Great show gentlemen. Instant classic as always. Also shalom stalt.
Calum
2024-10-31 17:46:56 +0000 UTC
Dang rip i had a bunch of cursed objects to send in but couldn't find the channel in the discord 😔
Delta Force2118
2024-10-31 17:45:56 +0000 UTC
To suck one’s own penis you inevitably have to improve the technique if you want it to be good, admitting that you have the skill and passion for it. And one day may consider the thought of finishing in your mouth or not, for the best experience.
Devin
2024-10-31 17:19:39 +0000 UTC
If I could do it I would make it so all 5 of my patron dollars went to you
Juice
2024-10-31 16:23:56 +0000 UTC
Pissed i couldn't find the chat to upload my cursed pocket pussy 0/10
NeckbeardedMorlock
2024-10-31 16:22:17 +0000 UTC
You fuckers removed my entry with the nazis and racist ones because you thought a black coloured sleep paralysis demon is a black guy I have been fucking ROBBED
Featherfield
2024-10-31 15:35:01 +0000 UTC
The male tantaly doll thats haunted by a womans dead ex-boyfriend
AWPinator
2024-10-31 15:18:15 +0000 UTC
I will not believe these lies, i could never turn against poob, i will never fall to the dark side
AWPinator
2024-10-31 14:40:36 +0000 UTC
well well well if it isnt mister poop messing things up again
bosnian poob
2024-10-31 14:37:42 +0000 UTC
get DSP on (and jerk off together)
bosnian poob
2024-10-31 14:35:43 +0000 UTC
MF Boof time
BoofTube
2024-10-31 14:33:30 +0000 UTC
get Taylor PKA on
josh
2024-10-31 14:23:48 +0000 UTC
Sitting here with a gun iin my mouth to see if they showed my item or not, there are 30s left in the video, and i think im going to have to paint this room red
BlackMetalPriest
2024-10-31 14:18:40 +0000 UTC
Damn poobs a good manipulater then cuz he gives off good boy vibes
AWPinator
2024-10-31 14:15:07 +0000 UTC
morning, gamer
Stalltt
2024-10-31 14:12:34 +0000 UTC
it's hilarious how backwards you just got that
Stalltt
2024-10-31 14:12:02 +0000 UTC
nah, we still had plenty of time left
Stalltt
2024-10-31 14:11:12 +0000 UTC
Good morning staltt
PM hoorah
2024-10-31 14:02:33 +0000 UTC
Can we just get 1 episode every monday for us blue collar guys, i know poob would do it cuz he's a good boy its just sam (and maybe stallt) thats holding us back
AWPinator
2024-10-31 14:01:16 +0000 UTC
It was almost over thanks 👍
MoltenYeti
2024-10-31 13:55:55 +0000 UTC
You didn't show mine and you're going to rue the fucking day
Mack Swinehart
2024-10-31 13:49:33 +0000 UTC
Thank you, this just dropped before my 9 hour flight bless you Sam's 🙏🙏
Hayden
2024-10-31 13:46:16 +0000 UTC
Thank you for confirming my suspicions
BigRedPP
2024-10-31 13:44:39 +0000 UTC
didn’t have any cursed items but can’t wait to hear what other people are going through, thanks guys !
Joseph Sparks
2024-10-31 13:42:57 +0000 UTC
100%
GORE
2024-10-31 13:42:10 +0000 UTC
100%
GORE
2024-10-31 13:41:51 +0000 UTC
I can imagine Stallt sweating in his room listening to this in 2x speed to get it out on time, his heart is racing and he knows if it isn't done we'll riot across Tallahassee until we find his employer and his paycheck
Juice
2024-10-31 13:37:27 +0000 UTC
Im home sick from work, this is a blessing. All hale the great forehead.
Charles
2024-10-31 13:35:56 +0000 UTC
Good morning gentlemen
rockling codfish
2024-10-31 13:35:40 +0000 UTC
Yay! Contractually obligated episode!
Connor
2024-10-31 13:35:36 +0000 UTC
Happy Halloween y’all
Hanni
2024-10-31 13:35:23 +0000 UTC
Yay!!!!!
Charles
2024-10-31 13:35:10 +0000 UTC
YESSSS HALLOWEEN EP
john carlos
2024-10-31 13:35:02 +0000 UTC
I think Poob might still be gay guys
Carson
2024-10-31 13:34:49 +0000 UTC
Hell yeah
Keith Patschke
2024-10-31 13:34:41 +0000 UTC
Nice
UhhJeef
2024-10-31 13:34:38 +0000 UTC
I’m out delivering thank you this just released
Benji
2024-10-31 13:34:37 +0000 UTC
Let’s get it
Jeff Melon
2024-10-31 13:34:24 +0000 UTC
Poob still gay
BigRedPP
2024-10-31 13:34:24 +0000 UTC
God bless thank you boys
Sam Shack
2024-10-31 13:34:15 +0000 UTC