Shy nerdy guy has a 'secret talent' (m4a)
Added 2024-09-29 22:07:46 +0000 UTCHappy Sunday, everyone! I've never done anything like this before (and after nearly 200 episodes, that's saying something). Enjoy 😘 PS: I think this goes without saying, but headphones required.
PPS: Jade+ tier, our monthly Ask Me Stuff session will begin soon 💖
POV: You need some help with calculus. That's the filthy lie you told to secure an hour of quiet one-on-one time with the cute, nerdy college classmate you've been crushing on. Some rumors are floating around about him. Rumors about a big, dirty secret he's keeping. And there's really no telling how he'll react when you finally show your hand...
CW: This episode portrays a sexual relationship between an online content creator (the speaker character) and a fan (the listener character). It depicts mild stalking behavior on the part of the listener character. After learning (via rumor) that the speaker character is an adult ASMR creator, the listener character hires him under false pretenses (i.e. as an academic tutor) while seeking a sexual relationship with him. When the listener character reveals their knowledge of his content, the speaker character is both distressed and flattered. The listener character ultimately persuades him to use his performance voice for them in exchange for sexual favors. As the sex scene develops, both characters become assertive, mutually encouraging, and playfully demanding. The speaker character says things like "Do X for me," and "We're not stopping until you X." There are intermittent kissing sounds from 11:55 onward, oral sex sounds from 21:18-21:55, and penetration sounds 22:30-30:30.
Note that this content is entirely fictional and all sexual acts are simulated. All characters portrayed are 18+ years of age.
Comments
3:24: "People heard my ASMR channel? Fuck!" cracked me up. 8:30, big belly laughs. I was laughing so hard someone else in the house asked if I was holding a poisoned apple in here. 28:45: I'd say, but it's a mouthful. I hope you had fun making this one.
MJ
2025-08-09 18:10:54 +0000 UTCThe tutor. Evil masked in innocence. Just how I like it. Wait. No. Just how I do it. Move-heister.
Skeletor
2025-06-22 01:59:59 +0000 UTC"... don't forget to like and subscribe ..." 😂😂
CandyGurl🌴
2025-04-17 19:17:33 +0000 UTCI am a stats girl 😆I don’t like calculus but I like this lol
sammyoranges
2025-04-01 17:42:20 +0000 UTCOoh, that’s a cool idea! Yes, I’ve heard this as well. It’s pretty cool. 😅😭 Or even if the characters weren’t divided by earpiece, hearing 2 different characters in one audio is fun to listen to. ☺️
dark-vigilant
2025-03-17 01:25:48 +0000 UTCThat’s a good hack! what I’m referring to is MSUB in one ear overlapping MDOM in the other ear. Like a threesome. 2 DDAs and one listener. 🫠😮💨 I’ve heard it on other VA accounts and it’s divine. One DDA is divine but 2 DDAs in one audio - SUB and DOM AND him being a Gemini to boot- it’s on my wishlist. 🙏🎉
Jae☺️
2025-03-15 00:19:07 +0000 UTCMy hack is first listening to one of the more dom character and then right after listening to the first half of a more sweet & gentle character as aftercare 🐱 when the cocktail of oxytocin & endorphins swarms around in my brain.
Caleidoscope Cat
2025-03-14 23:28:53 +0000 UTC😍😍😘😘💣❤️🔥💦💦💦💘🥵🤣 the emotional journey this one took me on... xD god damn imma need to go drink some water.....lots of water....pardon me while I go drain a lake due to my thirst after throwing myself in to cool down.
sesshona Bee
2025-02-17 18:27:14 +0000 UTCI honestly think your "normal" voice in the beginning is just as flattering in a different way 😳 Aaaand I mayhaps just realised I need help with calculus and mayhaps even English lit or whatever else you decide to offer tutoring lessons on even though I mayhaps am not even in college anymore 🤔
Avery Kylie Grambs
2025-02-10 17:10:08 +0000 UTCModern day "Pump Up the Volume"?
Julz
2025-01-19 00:38:30 +0000 UTCHe can't talk that way all the time because we'd all lose are goddamn minds... and he is merciful... mostly....
au naurrr (◠‿◠✿)
2025-01-10 21:00:38 +0000 UTCAww I feel bad for this character being embarrassed, but honestly that’s what he gets for trying to teach me calculus. That’s his punishment.
SJR
2025-01-09 09:08:17 +0000 UTCWhy does this feel very related to real situations you've probably dealt with lol Ngl tho I'd do a lot to hear that too 😂💕 it's not wrong the voice does things
Ann Harlow
2025-01-09 05:51:06 +0000 UTCHow did I miss this one?!
Razzyeen
2024-12-30 01:40:04 +0000 UTCMy my Mr. Dark, if I didn't know any better I'd say this sounds a little...autobiographical..wouldn't you agree? 😏
Emera
2024-12-20 22:27:37 +0000 UTC"You could read IKEA" instructions..." so true! 🤣🎯
Vered
2024-12-14 00:09:35 +0000 UTCYou're very welcome 😘
.
2024-12-02 17:44:02 +0000 UTCFound the patron after wanderinf around the youtube channel and I'm just gonna say thank you.
Chex Mik
2024-11-30 23:25:35 +0000 UTCOkay, but fr I feel like I'd actually learn so much math this way AND there could be live examples if we do physics instead of calc? 🥴 V= 2 over some weird Ugx thing or wtv. I'm sure it applies.
Miss Katonic
2024-11-28 08:32:14 +0000 UTCI’m an idiot and listened to this at work… 😳😂 “don’t forget to like and subscribe” 👌🏼 perfection
Anne Cash
2024-11-18 19:25:25 +0000 UTCOh god, the 4th wall break, I felt so called out (in a good way) but it was the first time I felt like I was the character. It was weird but satisfying
Sarah
2024-11-18 02:43:27 +0000 UTCNo sir, I really do need help with math.
YuumiSnow
2024-11-17 20:12:20 +0000 UTCThat’s why shy ones are the best 🥲
honeybunn
2024-11-08 16:02:49 +0000 UTCDelicious 😋. For real though your voice makes my brain hum in the most pleasant of ways 😅
Nicole
2024-11-04 21:00:05 +0000 UTCI'm being so fucking normal rn
Ellie Curio
2024-11-03 18:36:48 +0000 UTCYeeeesssss just talk to meeeeee! I really like this one, I love this concept!
Midnightcrayon88
2024-11-01 05:26:51 +0000 UTCThe random giggles hit so hard honestly. It's my favorite thing when little glimpses of a chuckle or a voice that sounds more like your natural one shows. It's really odd but cute to think about the fact that underneath the crazy sex appeal and impressive ass writing there is just a random guy that's goofy and smart messing around giving us content. I almost enjoy the voice notes more than the extremely well played out sexual episodes. It feels real and sweet and genuine. It's nice how appreciative you are even though it would appear we are simply a bunch of creeps lol. I hope you enjoy doing this rather than it only being a means to an end. With all you've provided you deserve to have fun with it for sure. That was kind of weird perhaps so apologies if so but my specialty is babbling so maybe stick me on the ignore list in case I make a habit of this lol
Princess Penguin
2024-10-30 07:27:23 +0000 UTCThat line at the end was perfect, I cracked up 🤣 also, the dialogue overall in this one was great. The "when it takes you over" line was like, wow, and the gentle domination was *chef's kiss*. Fantastic audio.
Diesel Dreamer
2024-10-24 02:18:19 +0000 UTCHaha, I see whatchu did there with the character 4th wall break. 😏 DD: *does the voice* Me. *internally melting and screaming forever* 💓🫠😵 DD: “Like, subscribe, and sign up for my Patreon.” Me: “Already did, sir!” 🫡🧎🏻♀️ This was definitely for the fangirls, and I wasn’t expecting it! 😩😭 But super happy it feels like a fantasy come true. 😁✌️💞
dark-vigilant
2024-10-23 11:43:10 +0000 UTCHaha that’s actually a cool idea! Hearing both sides would be a double treat. 😩😭😁🤭
dark-vigilant
2024-10-23 11:38:28 +0000 UTC😘
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2024-10-22 11:24:23 +0000 UTCDon't like my comment i'll freak out but i love your content 🫠
kitty kat
2024-10-22 03:06:19 +0000 UTCMath has never been so sexy
Jessica
2024-10-20 08:43:58 +0000 UTCLol sorry should've included in the CW
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2024-10-20 01:56:45 +0000 UTCNo but actually as someone who failed out of university because of calculus, I got fucking war flashbacks at the start of the episode
Carmela
2024-10-19 22:28:07 +0000 UTCAnyone else going to be looking at calculus now and thinking of Sir Deep talking in their ear?.....just me? That's fine. Update on full listen - 😳🫣 This is just 🥹. Love this so much
Janyx XVII
2024-10-19 06:56:40 +0000 UTCAnd a separate comment bc I think it’s worthy of its own. Have you thought of doing a story with the “two of you” + listener? Meaning your sweet MSUB side gently pushed by your non-threatening, aggressive MDOM side to take the listener to the highest levels of toe curls; closed fists; eyes rolling into the back of heads and open mouths. 😵💫🫠😮💨. The Gemini in me is yearning for the contrast. ♊️⭐️ Just a thought. 😋🤭
Jae☺️
2024-10-17 18:27:18 +0000 UTCIn the way Doña would say, 😘,GAWDSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! I know I’m late with this one. I blame my traipsing through Italy, tipsy on aperol spritzes and having to be extra quiet so parents can’t hear my…..vocal reactions to DDA’s creative expression. Dude- seriously, like, I don’t know what changed, but your recent content has simply, skyrocketed in skill, leaving, me, and prob a lot of us, gasping for air and needing to hydrate asap! 😜
Jae☺️
2024-10-17 18:21:16 +0000 UTCOh my god haha
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2024-10-13 14:13:14 +0000 UTCI came so hard my lower back cracked ( in a good way ) 🤣🤣🤣
Kataraina Koroheke
2024-10-13 11:18:53 +0000 UTCShy my ass 🫢
Dev
2024-10-12 22:48:33 +0000 UTCwhen you save the image you have to change the .gif at the end to .png or .pdf
kirbs
2024-10-12 12:17:44 +0000 UTCOf course! 😎🐕
Lakora
2024-10-12 11:46:52 +0000 UTCi see the exact same thing! I didn’t know you could do gifs, that’s my next pfp idea 🤩
N4mi3
2024-10-12 05:32:10 +0000 UTCAHAHAHAHAHAH
N4mi3
2024-10-12 05:31:37 +0000 UTCBeast master subclass ofc!
N4mi3
2024-10-12 05:31:15 +0000 UTC😳😳😳
Sabrirabbit
2024-10-11 08:29:02 +0000 UTCCue Anita Ward… https://youtu.be/TaBLlkqx7eU
January Jaxon
2024-10-11 03:58:36 +0000 UTCJail. Don't do me like this
Lillizinha :D
2024-10-11 02:26:55 +0000 UTCthank you for your kind words <3
Kenna
2024-10-11 02:05:10 +0000 UTCOh gosh, that's so rough, Kenna. Really sorry to hear but glad things are getting put back together 🤍
.
2024-10-11 01:56:06 +0000 UTCIt was all worth it to bring you out of the shadows, Sabri ❤️
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2024-10-11 01:50:43 +0000 UTCHey, you tell me.
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2024-10-11 01:44:39 +0000 UTC🔔😘
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2024-10-11 01:37:03 +0000 UTCoh you tease!
Holly March
2024-10-10 23:30:20 +0000 UTCSomeone said this before but I've definitely developed a Pavlovian response to this mans voice
Daisy
2024-10-10 16:03:10 +0000 UTCIkr I have such a thing for nerds with tattoos but are so shy. The voice gets me every time. 🫠 Until next time shadow ninja!😊
Sugar and Spice
2024-10-10 06:46:18 +0000 UTCLol please beautiful wild lady be careful!😭❤️
Sugar and Spice
2024-10-10 06:43:05 +0000 UTCOkay dda, after this...what are we?
Lillizinha :D
2024-10-08 23:22:09 +0000 UTCthanks! on my end it’s a gif with kirby moving side to side, ive always wondered if it shows up like that for other ppl 😭
kirbs
2024-10-08 02:19:03 +0000 UTCThe view from up here is very nice ngl!
Lakora
2024-10-07 23:19:34 +0000 UTCBut I'm a rangerrr 😭🤣
Lakora
2024-10-07 23:19:01 +0000 UTCGawds im back here again and ooohhh father forgive me because i keep sinning ❤️❤️❤️🫦🫦🫦🫦🔥🔥🔥🔥 " fanning myself WOOOOOOO ". Listening to don dark while at work can be kinda dangerous lol i nearly fell off a beast while exercise riding lol YEP! nearly got dropped but all is well! I held on tight!!!! But GEEEESHHH next time i just stay in the barn and send my son or my exercise rider out in the track lol 😁😁😁🤭🤭🤭. I stay alone and just let this man's voice ruin me and have my toes curl and my hairs stand up 🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 this man is a delicious distraction!!!
Doña Yayi
2024-10-07 20:28:51 +0000 UTCHeeyyyy welcome back N4mi3!!!! Ohhhh no worries i just had a stressful day at work at the time lol all is well now 😊 ❤️💋🫂🫂🫂
Doña Yayi
2024-10-07 18:02:09 +0000 UTCAbsolutely! I've recognized it as an addiction pretty early on. Definitely better than the plethora of other things to be addicted to.
Michelle
2024-10-07 18:02:04 +0000 UTCI totally agree - I am so ADDICTED to his voice, it’s ridiculous. Guess there are a lot worse things to be addicted to, though. 😏
Pam 701
2024-10-07 17:57:20 +0000 UTCthank you love! we are doing better than before, but I don't have college classes until November which sucks, I have been displaced from my job (but never the less I will pay for DD) my favorite part of town has been leveled, the land where we are building our house has been destroyed along with our 32k dollar tractor, but linemen, and repair people are getting this shit done fast!!! thanks for sending good vibes!!!
Kenna
2024-10-07 17:33:08 +0000 UTCI’m late to the party but I hope everything is okay! And that you can escape reality here 😈
N4mi3
2024-10-07 17:32:53 +0000 UTCI meannn you could also take it as the speaker trying to “restrain” himself hehehehe
N4mi3
2024-10-07 17:31:50 +0000 UTCit’s the greatest feeling ever listening to any DDA audio on the drive home at night 🤭
N4mi3
2024-10-07 17:29:59 +0000 UTCAY YOOOOOOOOO
N4mi3
2024-10-07 17:27:27 +0000 UTCYour pfp is so fucking cool btw
N4mi3
2024-10-07 17:27:13 +0000 UTCHOLY COW I KNOW RIGHT?? I love love LOVE this episode it just felt silly. I’m sat the moment the voice dropped 🤝
N4mi3
2024-10-07 17:26:09 +0000 UTCWhy can’t both wolves coexist 🐺 let it out babe be the druid
N4mi3
2024-10-07 17:24:28 +0000 UTCHope everything is alright now!
N4mi3
2024-10-07 17:23:06 +0000 UTCSuper late but I’ll see you on top later 👋
N4mi3
2024-10-07 17:22:39 +0000 UTCHOLY FUUUUCK I WAS *WAITING* FOR THIS EPISODE. THE POV THE WALLBREAK IT WAS EVERYTHING I HOPED FOR AHHHHHHHHH I was literally thinking “It’d be kinda funny if DDA made a thirst trap from a character who did ASMR” AND BOOM HERE IT IS!! I appreciate everything you do DDA this is the best shit ever 🫶 AND ITS A NERDDDDDD AHHHHHHHH edit: I reached 8:16 and I think I reached heaven like that one SpongeBob meme I’m freaking out Ending edit: if someone told me to like and subscribe after they finished im never seeing them again. I’m so close to writing a 5 page essay on how this made me feel and psychoanalyzing myself it’s crazy
N4mi3
2024-10-07 16:49:29 +0000 UTCBack again, September was full of sickness and uni class adjustments ugh 😩 I always feel so bashfully admitting how flustered I get but yup…this one? Weeeell~ 🤭 But on a more serious note, thank you for such attentiveness. I can tell you genuinely listen to us, and are quite attentive to the collective Angel’s desires and pleas. 😇 Also I miss the community I just know October is gonna be super fun
LotusLee
2024-10-06 20:48:20 +0000 UTCLurker here 🥷 coming out of the shadows to pay tribute to the gods for blessing us with your voice (leaves dead goat). Can I just say... I love your shy guy voice (he is so adorable, i want to keep him 🥹), and how you laugh ... but oh boy when you do THE voice it's like being hypnotised and we are all spellbound. Hats off (and clothes) for this audio, it is a masterpiece, chef's kiss. It has the perfect ratio of voice to umm other sounds, the plot (shtooop 🤭), the moans (daaaaaamn🥴🥵) ... I awwed, I giggled, I gasped, I blushed, I rolled around in my bed, I laughed ... it gave me all the feels, 10/10 would recommend. Slinks away into the dark again.
Sabrirabbit
2024-10-06 08:41:58 +0000 UTC🤣 Girl yes, I should probably change my username to something like LustfulMusings at this point!
🍂 PurityofThought 🍂
2024-10-06 00:24:32 +0000 UTCWhere to begin? Last night, I foolishly went down one of those conspiracy internet rabbit holes and ended up feeling pretty disturbed when I finally put my phone down to sleep. Then I thought, "I need something to make me feel better so I can forget about all this nonsense I just overloaded my eyes and ears with." That's when I thought of you, DD 😁 So, I started listening to this audio, and... when I heard what the secret was... my God, I smiled from ear to ear and held my breath! I don't read the POVs or CWs before I listen to your audios because I don't want any spoilers 😁 So, I was completely caught off guard, and it was amazing 🤩 It felt so real, you know? Like something that could actually happen in real life with the DDA 😱😁 ...if you were in college... trying to make a buck tutoring Calculus...😂 And when the voice changed... 😵 I've listened to your voice for quite some time, but it still gets me every time. My heart was beating so fast, and I was giggling like a little girl 😂 I think I even blushed! I was all flustered, constantly turning up the volume so I could hear you better while melting into my bed 🤭 Then you started explaining the subject (Calculus) with that voice 😮💨😵💫🫠 You could read IKEA instructions and still sound hot AF doing it 😂 Wait, IKEA doesn't have a lot of text to read... okay, the American Constitution or something...😅 The descriptions, the sounds, the gasps, the moans... the "look in my eyes..."... the O 🥴 There were a plethora of burning hot moments in this audio that made me f*cking squirm, and it was like my legs had a mind of their own 🔥 The ending had me laughing 😂 *Sigh* This one goes to my top..... I don't even know how many #1 audios I have at this point, and I don't care 😂 It just means you're doing a pretty good job in my book ❤️ Loved it! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
V
2024-10-05 11:20:45 +0000 UTCI came back again to this one last night for a full immersion experience. You know what that means, don't you DDAddy? Of course you do. Working through the pain is always worth it. Mind-bogglingly worth it. I couldn't think enough to write until this morning. You are so good to me!
Michelle
2024-10-05 10:49:28 +0000 UTCYour username is the FUNNIEST thing compared to this comment 🤣 I feel you, girl!
Lakora
2024-10-05 07:54:40 +0000 UTC😏Fun with math 💕😉
brneyes_tk
2024-10-04 22:32:00 +0000 UTCTell me why I came back to this one and had a HUGE grin on my face whenever your voice drops. 🤭 I almost regret listening with both AirPods in. Almost. 😅 Don’t mind me. Just melting away in my chair…again. 🫠 Concentration out the window. 😵💫 Productivity down the drain. 😅
Pandora Mauve
2024-10-04 15:29:00 +0000 UTCLol aww thanks ruby!!!!! Its my spooky season pic!!! 🥰🥰🎃🎃🎃🦇🦇🦇🦇
Doña Yayi
2024-10-04 11:05:28 +0000 UTCThe integrals bit in the voice has me kicking and screaming
Madz
2024-10-04 08:46:06 +0000 UTCI have to say I love your new profile picture!!!
Ruby
2024-10-04 06:00:07 +0000 UTCDo the roarrrr!!! This was really cute and fun. Sometimes I just listen and really love what your voice does to my brain, it scratches the brain just right. Also the tone switch?! What if we got DDA and his “TWIN” one soft spoken and one rough spoken. Loved the tingles and love the ep🧡 thank you~
Michiii
2024-10-04 02:27:17 +0000 UTC"Let me see your Oh face..." Sir... you have a gift. 🫦
Shamtaro
2024-10-04 00:37:36 +0000 UTCThank you sugar and spice ☺️❤️🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂. Yesterday was no joke! Very stressful lol but as the day moved on things got better thank goodness 😊. Today is a new and better day. Relaxing on my day off at home!!! Hope you have a great day today with lots of smiles, hugs and positive energy ☺️❤️🫂🫂🫂🫂
Doña Yayi
2024-10-03 15:04:23 +0000 UTCI hope you get good rest and have a better day tomorrow!😊
Sugar and Spice
2024-10-03 05:14:19 +0000 UTCI definitely can see why people wanted the dial down on extra noise. Your voice shines through so much more now! 🩷 My infatuation with fictional characters is at its peak right now. Kidding but jeeez anyways I need this tutors number?🤣 We appreciate the endless variety of DDA we have here.🥹 I feel the unthreatening voice comment. People are so sweet when you are sweet to them first for the most part. Ugh my favorite word getting dropped always keeps me coming back for more. 🫠 This had me feeling like a giddy school girl again! The ending had me cracking up.😁 Thaank yooou for this update. ❤️
Sugar and Spice
2024-10-03 05:08:44 +0000 UTCYou know, we asked for it, back in the July AMS. He really delivered!
Michelle
2024-10-02 21:37:05 +0000 UTCWell just came home from work and i had a REALLY SHITTY DAAAAAYYY!!!! very rare for me to have bad days and be 😤😤😤😤 but yep that happened and im back here and ready to relax and listen to this delicious work of don nene art!!!! Sheeeeeshh i keep comin back here and fuckin holy moder y de fader!!!! The things i feel when i listen to this! And holy fuckin hades fuck me upside down and call me whatever the hell the tingles and feels felt and without being touched ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 gaaahh ok imma haul ass outta here before i start chaos, misbehave, horny post and then im immediately put in the ----->>> ova there.com 😬😮😳🫣 uuuyyyyy lol 🤭🤭🤭🤭
Doña Yayi
2024-10-02 18:18:01 +0000 UTCFor those of you who got the analagous message of the "peeking bestie" ep., its time to build that tower. I've lost track of how many times I've tried to listen with a straight face. I can't do it. I keep closing my eyes and breaking out into shy giggles. It gets me every time. You were right. Asking about the course material would have had no bearing on my performance of this final exam. Thank you to our great philanthropist!
Michelle
2024-10-02 10:44:00 +0000 UTCI listen to these when I go to sleep…tell me why my mouth dropped at 2:07AM 😭
Cherry Klash
2024-10-02 09:07:44 +0000 UTCThis one was so fun and definitely an instant favorite! Very well done ❤️
BKL
2024-10-02 05:30:23 +0000 UTCI didn’t even listen yet but it’s already a favorite. 😍
Jae☺️
2024-10-01 22:56:06 +0000 UTCNerdy guy audios are the besttt 😭
D’ayanna
2024-10-01 22:27:05 +0000 UTCHello, um Sir, could you please dial down the hotness, it’s causing global warming.
DarkPhoenix_KE
2024-10-01 20:46:45 +0000 UTC🤤 no words
Amaralys
2024-10-01 18:36:26 +0000 UTCThere is something about that dramatic shift down in voice. I haven't figured out exactly what happens to my brain but something definitely happens. It reminds me of when a manual transmission tries to switch gears too quickly and the car stalls. Maybe it's the dopamine cascade, maybe it's the sudden flush of shyness I feel when I hear you that way. Maybe it's because I know something really good is about to happen as a result of the pavlovian training you've put me through. When I said total mind capture, it means I literally cannot focus on anything else when I'm listening to you talk to me that way. There are some things you say that hit me at a *deeper* level. This is an ep. that I can listen to only when I am in a seated or reclining position and I am not doing anything else of importance. I don't even trust myself to drive at the same time. You know how certain medications say not to operate heavy machinery while taking? This is the same. You need to add that to your warning. There could be accidents as a result of being under the influence of such a voice as yours.
Michelle
2024-10-01 11:42:58 +0000 UTCI bleep the curses in the first half for YouTube, and for technical reasons it's easier to publish the same version here.
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2024-10-01 10:37:43 +0000 UTC😘
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2024-10-01 10:34:42 +0000 UTCAlso the voice switch was just… DDAddy……
xy
2024-10-01 08:00:40 +0000 UTCOk… so I’ve listened to the ASMR… where do I get my nerd?
xy
2024-10-01 08:00:12 +0000 UTCYes please!
Mars
2024-10-01 06:54:22 +0000 UTCThe self insert fantasy 🤭
Mars
2024-10-01 06:53:44 +0000 UTCDid I miss something? How come the cuss words were blurred?
Champagne Champagne
2024-10-01 05:45:26 +0000 UTCI'm surprised I'm still alive after listening to this audio. I know you gave us warnings, I thought I was ready, I was not. How do you go from such a sweetheart to just a wicked Dom with your voice alone? I really enjoyed this one, the mathematics lesson was very educational in more ways than one. 😳
Nox
2024-10-01 05:36:31 +0000 UTCDeepdark Audio (that's right, no 'DDA', I need to use your "full name" right now), I don't know how you do what you do to me but just know you're doing it. I have a response (or five) for the question posed at 28:45 but I'll be outside touching grass screaming with the cicadas before I start behaving like an absolute menace in this comments section.
🍂 PurityofThought 🍂
2024-10-01 04:44:29 +0000 UTCthank you DD!
Kenna
2024-09-30 23:50:51 +0000 UTCThis was really good, love the story line. Very Hot too.
Lucinthia1234 Dze
2024-09-30 22:59:29 +0000 UTCI almost fell off the treadmill when I listened to that. phew that was hot
Fatima
2024-09-30 22:20:47 +0000 UTCI’ve been lurking for a while but this? Excuse me? With a lot of these things I’m always like ‘Get out of my head!’ But this hit different. I was giggling and kicking my feet the whole way through. This might be in my top 5 favorite audios of yours 🫠🫠🫠
KittyTheDevil
2024-09-30 22:20:46 +0000 UTCOmg 200 AUDIO'S CONGRATS 👏 MR DADDY DDA I know this sub one but had too say that am just home been away all weekend into today so this perfect snuggle with " love the character 's you do every one but your submission ones are melting my brain don't get me wrong the dominant ones am whimpering being submissive myself but hearing your sub characters beg whimpering then take lead so hot 🔥 🥵 ❤️ amazing scenario DDA 🫠 am blushing and giggles lol❤️❤️❤️🫠 THANKYOU DDA YOUR INCREDIBLE your voice am under a spell but your so sweet and such a humble guy ❤️❤️🔥🔥
Cutie09💓
2024-09-30 22:16:14 +0000 UTCRelatable, MouseKing. Relatable.
January Jaxon
2024-09-30 19:20:27 +0000 UTCOh I've been here before and came back for more. Your voice... 🫠 I really like the ones where you tell us what to do or smack us around a little bit so. This one got me blushing.
TheMouseKing
2024-09-30 19:02:18 +0000 UTCThe way I HOLLERED 🤣🤣🤣
Lakora
2024-09-30 17:36:52 +0000 UTCIf u think I’m going to give u compliments u would be strongly mistaken “sir” *proud brat noises*
lina
2024-09-30 17:36:14 +0000 UTCHEYOOO So... you wanna smash that Lycan Sub Scribe?
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2024-09-30 17:07:07 +0000 UTCYou’re either throwing us a bone, or you’ve thought about it, too. 🤭 As much as I horny post, I never entertained this type of idea. But it’s living there rent free in my brain forever since it’s like a steel trap. And my vivid imagination isn’t helping. 😅 I’m glad I’m by myself listening to this. The expression on my face coupled with giggling like an idiot is a dead giveaway. 🫣 That little bit at the end had me cracking up! Thank you for this sweet treat to make us all go feral. 😉
Pandora Mauve
2024-09-30 15:47:43 +0000 UTCNext audio idea: A submissive werewolf who is a prolific writer. Call that Lycan Sub Scribe.
Saraphim
2024-09-30 15:08:08 +0000 UTCLOL 😂
Lulu
2024-09-30 14:33:18 +0000 UTCWell i just finished listening to this while at work and my face is still like ....😳😳😳😳🔥🔥🔥🔥 and thank the gawds that this time i had the earbuds on!!!! Doesn't matter anyways because my facial expressions gave me away and my excersize rider who once caught me said " no worries!!!! I aint hear, see or say nothin!!! Hope the story is good though you're quiet!!!!" And he left with a little smirk on his face the little A-hole hahahaha fuckin little shit 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭. Thank gawd my son wasn't here like last time lol i would have wanted for the ground to open and swallow me!!!! Well im about to finish work and head home. And then im gonna relax and get ready to hear this again and be deliciously ruined by this man's voice. ❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Doña Yayi
2024-09-30 14:29:53 +0000 UTCOne of the best idea for episode!🔥 Our fantasies became " reality" and mostly all of us felt like in personal spicy story. We are all dirty minded, we have a lot of different fantasies thanks to your voice and stories, but this one was like little gift, more special gift to every one of us here. Thank you! 💋 I think many of us have fast heartbeat, wet panties, we feel hot 🥵or at least bitting lower lip🫦 and fantasizing even more than before 😈🙈🤭🔥 Love your voice and what are you able to do with it (to me)❤️💋
39crazy
2024-09-30 13:56:30 +0000 UTCYou said to wear 🎧, but being the rebel I am, I listened in the car. Big mistake! Walking into work all flushed and laughing at the like and subscribe...raised a few eyebrows!
Shellbelle
2024-09-30 13:11:14 +0000 UTCWelcome welcome welcome 💖
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2024-09-30 12:48:42 +0000 UTCIt was like you decided to publish a fantasy that has been in many of our minds. I even thought about this, being at one of my fav bakeries in NYC and hearing “the voice ordering” I come up to (I guess you) pay for the order and saying “your are every word worthy) 😮💨🙈 that was hot. You never disappoint hon’. The end. That was PRICELESS I died. Whatever you do don’t forget to like and subscribe. Hahahahahaha I LOL in the car as I was driving while I listen to this. Wow. Also, the climax on this, I have heard you “cum” more than 120 times. This is def one of my top 5. Damn, sir!
Mini Maus
2024-09-30 12:29:01 +0000 UTCI thought that after already listening to this 3 times, I was prepared. I thought that I could listen to this while getting ready for work. I thought wrong. Every time you "drop down" I have to stop, close my eyes, and regain my footing because my legs have gone weak. None of this is SFW, even the parts that are supposed to be. This is equivalent to a full, king-sized bed, with crisp, white, hotel sheets, bathed in moonlight under the stars.
Michelle
2024-09-30 11:04:18 +0000 UTCIs this what a heart attack feels like?! 😂😭 helpppp
Hunny
2024-09-30 10:29:26 +0000 UTCI need time to recover… My heart skipped a beat a few times and I think I forgot how to breathe properly 😭💕 Thank you for this episode DDA! *Like, comment, and share* ✅
Hunny
2024-09-30 10:25:28 +0000 UTCJesus. Uh. I think I might be bi? I didn't expect to be here having a crisis after getting curious and clicking on a YouTube video....
TheMouseKing
2024-09-30 10:12:37 +0000 UTCAs always, I *love* dragging a lurker out into the comments 😘
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2024-09-30 09:56:49 +0000 UTCback already….. this really did things to me
gooner
2024-09-30 09:31:50 +0000 UTCAnnnnnd downloaded....Jesus...I need a cigarette and I don't even smoke....☠️☠️☠️
Dirnali
2024-09-30 08:03:39 +0000 UTC.....New fave 😭 I feel like I'm being called out with this ngl...but also. Thank you DD 😌 My mouth got so dry and I ended up drinking so much water while listening to this. I'm well hydrated now LMAO 😂
Kasu
2024-09-30 07:39:43 +0000 UTCLOL yaaaaaassss!!!!!!! 🤭🤭🤭🤭
Doña Yayi
2024-09-30 06:38:03 +0000 UTCoh this was HOTTT, the constant feeling like you were breaking the fourth wall making me feel like i’d been caught doing something i shouldn’t…i neverrrr comment but i had to make some noise for this one, had me hook line and sinker
jordan
2024-09-30 06:33:16 +0000 UTCYeeeaaah!!!!! You started in your higher register, then dropped it to do "the voice." I knew it was coming, but I still went: 👀 That was awesome!! Calculus has never sounded sexier! 😄 I honestly could have used some help with it in college, but if this guy were my tutor, I probably wouldn't have gotten anything done. 😅 Love how meta this episode is. It's like you're speaking directly to each one of us! I blushed so hard when he started talking about his fans and the messages they write him about the effects of his voice. 🤭 This episode is also a very clever plug for your Patreon, especially where you cut off the audio for the YouTube version. You're so business savvy!
JL
2024-09-30 06:26:24 +0000 UTCHe has his magic to bring out the spicy sides of the quiet ones (✋🏻) 🤭
Ruby
2024-09-30 06:25:21 +0000 UTCLol ruby ❤️🫂🫂🫂🫂 lol mama i just can't help myself!!! Im usually very quiet but little by little this man with his sexy super powers makes me wanna say things that i normally never say out loud 🤭🤭🤭🤭 but i try my best to control myself and behave!!! So don dark dont put me in time out lol
Doña Yayi
2024-09-30 05:56:14 +0000 UTC😂😂 love you Dona!!!!
Ruby
2024-09-30 05:28:29 +0000 UTCI had to pause at 1:30 I felt like I got caught in real life like you knew what I was doing (in my case silently laughing out loud because I know nothing about calculus!! ). Omg 8:16 now definitely I could not focus what you were saying!!! 10:19-11:57 omg had me covering my face 🫣🫣🫣 and heart racing (one way to have a heart attack)…. And then afterwards it’s like 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦 okay I’m done because I’m speechless after hearing this and I have no more words to describe how I’m feeling. I need days to recover from this. PS: We’ll be sending you invoices for our new panties that you just ruined 😛!
Ruby
2024-09-30 05:14:45 +0000 UTCI felt like you were speaking directly to me...a fan who fantasizes about you, then letting me live out my fantasy with you. Thank you so so so so so so fucking much for that...❤️
kaila
2024-09-30 05:08:32 +0000 UTCI just had to come back and listen to this again. At first just sweet and awkward and then afterwards he becomes this delicious sexy beast. The voice as sweet as whiskey, the dirty talk thats just so fuckin yummmy and then this man's pleasure ooohh gawds yas 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥. As always he has this exquisite way to fuck with my head and i aint complainin lol and soooo many decadent thoughts are running through my mind and ohh my whole body just feels so hot ❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 this man has the power to have our panties ruined! I feel some type of way gawds. I want to feel i neeeeeed it im so hungry for........aaaaaaand imma stop there! But yaaaaas jesus christmas ridin in a dodge charger 100 mph holy mother of sweet baby jaysuuussss forgive me because i just cant stop fuckin sinning lol 🤭😋🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥its very hard not to sin and keep your panties from melting when we listen to this man's sexy talkin and his delicious sounds so yummy
Doña Yayi
2024-09-30 04:26:15 +0000 UTC"They died doing what they loved: listening to their horny tapes."
🍂 PurityofThought 🍂
2024-09-30 04:25:05 +0000 UTCI have never envisioned anything so vividly 🥵. Experiencing your "presence" in this way really is intoxicating. The fact that this man is just out there in the world existing....walking around with his 'look at me's and 'you understand's"! I have nothing creative or witty to say; just every second of this is a resounding YES PLEASE.
🍂 PurityofThought 🍂
2024-09-30 04:23:03 +0000 UTCMy internal dialogue: Awww, he sounds so cute and innocent 😊, bless his heart! But why does he feel like it's a power game? Is his competitive nature that strong? Poor guy, now he must feel like he's busted and a little embarrassed.😳 But wait, if I like it, it's not so bad. He says he's not going to do the voice but we all know he's gonna. Oh, Wow, Eyes closed, Lip bitten, big smile, head in hand Go back, listen again Same response I still don't know anything more about integrals than I did before, but I will never think about them the same again. Ok, a little break now, but just a few seconds. Pulse speeding up, Breath quickening and uneven, Core tightening, Total mind capture. I think women would be falling at your feet if you talked like that all the time. Please put your hands around me. I think I'm hypnotized. Yep, magic definitely worked. When I asked for this ep., I didn't promise I would do just *anything*, but if I had, what he would have wanted? Is this what he would have wanted? In my response to the last episode I said I would do pretty much just that. Almost the same wording. Nipples tightening Everything hot Going down, Oh, Oh, Oh my, Can I just... So big, so tight. Oh yes, More please, Biting lip again, I love it, So much, Oh, I know I'm going to get it. I trust your going to take care of me that like. Surrendering totally, ready for you to drag it out of me. Eyes wide open Gasping, moaning, a little cry because I have to be quiet, arching, convulsing, Oh, I so needed this! Keep going please. I love listening to him cum. So wet and sticky Haha, I've already done that. Addendum: goes back to check response to the last evil professor ep. And I quote, "If I have to gasp to get through it, I will because it's worth it." Also realized that at the end of that one, I did ask you to tell me what you wanted, so, yeah. I knew you would find a creative way to delight me. Thanks Love.
Michelle
2024-09-30 04:01:47 +0000 UTCThis was a blast- I really appreciate a guy that can make me laugh AND make me cum, especially when it’s within seconds of each other.
Naomi
2024-09-30 03:40:50 +0000 UTCwell.. after all that i’m hoping we aren’t getting a pop quiz as well😵💫! and yes, we shall be liking and subscribing. and definitely clicking that notification bell. 🧘🏻♀️🙇♀️
NE0VURSE
2024-09-30 03:38:16 +0000 UTC"hey are you paying attention?" Me, having blocked calculus from my mind: 👁️👄👁️ no
Madz
2024-09-30 03:33:29 +0000 UTCFuck yes, hot nerds!! 😍 Let’s fucking goooo
Emily
2024-09-30 03:28:45 +0000 UTCI’m not a vampire, chill!🤣 One of my favorite things in all of your audios is when “the voice” turns on. You’re amazing! Love this!!
Peter Courtien
2024-09-30 03:21:17 +0000 UTCThe ending got me laughing so hard.. I was not expecting that one
Randomenby
2024-09-30 02:58:43 +0000 UTCyoure getting touched sir 🙏
kirbs
2024-09-30 02:55:00 +0000 UTCWell, that confirms it- you make everything sound hot. Integrals?! I hate calculus so much and yet I’m drooling.
Naomi
2024-09-30 02:52:56 +0000 UTCWe should start charging you distraction fees—next time, I’ll send you the invoice!! 🧾
Ruby
2024-09-30 02:52:34 +0000 UTCsir, let me tell you that if any one of your listeners recognizes your voice irl youre cooked buddy 🙏🙏
kirbs
2024-09-30 02:51:14 +0000 UTC(Not gonna lie, I was a little bit hoping that was a build-up to getting to hear you sing. Can’t say I’m unhappy with the choice you made instead, though. 😏)
January Jaxon
2024-09-30 02:45:00 +0000 UTCDid you just make a «marketing tactic» sound sexy…?! What the actual fuck, mister. How.
January Jaxon
2024-09-30 02:39:35 +0000 UTCAnd I love reading YOURS, Doña! Always makes me smile 🥰
Lulu
2024-09-30 02:16:09 +0000 UTCLove the humor for sure. Now one cold shower awaits me and then time for bed.
Sherri
2024-09-30 02:14:03 +0000 UTCLol i love reading your comments 😊❤️. And yasss it is a criiiimeeee oh gawds how this man torture us with his delicious talents! Police , fire department , coroners be called!!!! Oh my heart and he brings us a story of a shy nerd!!!! Always remember the shy ones always hide the deepest darkest secrets!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Doña Yayi
2024-09-30 02:03:31 +0000 UTCYour tutoring episodes are absolutely my favorites. Thank you so much for your exquisite audio art
Jenima
2024-09-30 02:01:45 +0000 UTCI live in Europe so I think I'm safe on that front, sadly 😔
Lulu
2024-09-30 01:56:40 +0000 UTCGOD (and i mean this respectfully) DAMN this effected me
DontMindMe
2024-09-30 01:54:59 +0000 UTCI kept being like...do the voice? What voice? He always sounds like that. And then when you did it I was like OOOOOOOOHHHHH yes. That voice 😂
LKLG
2024-09-30 01:51:15 +0000 UTCit's always the shy ones with the dirty secret 🫣🔥 can't say how many times i went "omg he's so cute" right before he became freaky and when he did i couldn't get stuff done anymore 😭 the meta of this one tickled, this was fun ❤️
Sabrina
2024-09-30 01:28:08 +0000 UTCSir… how dare you do this the day I start my period. I’m fucking dying over here 😭😭😭
sydneyswitch
2024-09-30 01:18:58 +0000 UTCMY FUCKING GOD! That last line did me in 🤣💜 I'm all for giggles during/after, so that made my night lmfao
Shelby
2024-09-30 01:17:14 +0000 UTCWork of art
Bee
2024-09-30 01:15:02 +0000 UTCHonestly, because of the audios I'm scared to ever hear DD's voice IRL! I have no idea how I would react physically 🙈 I have family in NYC so the chances depending on the year...! Makes me nervous haha
Lakora
2024-09-30 01:14:25 +0000 UTCYou naughty, naughty boy. 🤭😜
Pam 701
2024-09-30 01:13:20 +0000 UTCAND HE'S A SHY NERD WHAT WERE U THINKING DDA
Lulu
2024-09-30 00:56:36 +0000 UTC🙋🏼♀️ Same here with the whole "all I did was listen and yet I'm physically affected" - thing. That's sort of what I always do when a new DDA audio comes out and it's a lot of fun in its own way! 😳🥵
Lulu
2024-09-30 00:54:50 +0000 UTCLmao
Less Lune
2024-09-30 00:52:47 +0000 UTC😲 Did I just read in the comments that this is a VA meeting a listener scenario?! I cannot WAIT to listen to this later tonight. Reminding myself that I'm a grown ass woman and can handle this!
🍂 PurityofThought 🍂
2024-09-30 00:46:28 +0000 UTCAll I have to say is God bless you and your voice every, every, every day ☺️☺️
makujara🍀🍀🍀
2024-09-30 00:45:49 +0000 UTCI'M CALLING THE POLICE THIS MAN IS OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO KILL US
Lulu
2024-09-30 00:43:36 +0000 UTCThis is definitely another favorite now. I didn’t know I needed a VA meets listener but goddamn 😩🖤
Mina Bee
2024-09-30 00:42:16 +0000 UTCShy and cute personality always got me when they actually have a darker shade🧎♀️god
Kas
2024-09-30 00:38:03 +0000 UTCCan't pretend I don't lovvve getting you all in trouble ❤️
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2024-09-30 00:13:55 +0000 UTCYes...this definitely unalived me !!!!! No 911 or coroners called nop!!! Just let me beeee in don dark delicious heaven and then i revive and just have my ovaries explode again ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥...oh this sir was just luscious!!!! And gaaaawds if this man isnt every woman's fantasy with that voice of his 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Now emmm mmmm " cough cough " that question 😮😮😮 " when you fantasize about me where do i......" SIIIIRRRRRR weeeellll im not gonna comment lol imma keep that to myself 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ imma behave!!! But what i have swimmin on my mind oh gawds help me 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 and that ending uffff santo jesuchristmas!!!! That luscious " O " i swear this was so sexy, dirty and so exquisite well just by listening i felt so amazing!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 No help needed lol 🤭🤭🤭🤭 SSSSHHHHHHH no naughty posting! Be nice!!!! Don dark sweetness as always you do such a fantastic job!!!! This was awesome 🥰❤️💋🫂🫂🫂🫂ooohh and that sweet part at the end lol so cute " Don't forget to like and subscribe!!!! Haha 🤭❤️💋🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂
Doña Yayi
2024-09-30 00:12:57 +0000 UTCI can’t believe you finally did the VA meeting a listener scenario. This is so fucking good. The humor: >I’m still getting paid, right? >You’re being weird,……and I’m listening. 😂😂😂 I sort of picture the real you as a very sexy nerd, except I know you’re not still in college. Holy hell, when you dropped into the “ASMR voice”, it’s a good thing I was already sitting down. Even though I’ve heard it countless times now, I get weak in the knees EVERY DAMN TIME. The absolute icing on the cake was that epic finish, and that last sentence! This REALLY made my Sunday. TYSM, DDA! ❤️😩🥵🔥🥵😩❤️
Pam 701
2024-09-30 00:11:58 +0000 UTC😂💜
Pam 701
2024-09-29 23:57:12 +0000 UTCI was in a video conference meeting and I was obviously paying attention and saw the notifications. After reading the CW, people thought I was up to something when I covered my face and blushing!! Thanks for making me not be able to focus 😝! Can’t wait to listen to this in 4 hours!!
Ruby
2024-09-29 23:53:14 +0000 UTCthis is soooo meta and i adore it
amani!
2024-09-29 23:38:38 +0000 UTCThe ending.. 😂 So freaking cute lol
Polly
2024-09-29 23:14:04 +0000 UTCWell 😳.......Just finished reading the descripción and the CW and holy hades havin a swig of johnny with Dr. Pepper this is goin to have me panting, shakin, have my toes curl and set my panties on fuckin fire and my curls stand up on my head 😮❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 yeaaaaas don dark i am ready!!!!! 🤸♀️🤸♀️🤸♀️🤸♀️🤸♀️
Doña Yayi
2024-09-29 23:09:46 +0000 UTCWhich kind of curve are you referring to? Mathematical or anatomical?
Michelle
2024-09-29 23:09:18 +0000 UTCThere are two wolves: One wants to say all sorts of naughty ass shit in this comment. The other is wrestling that one down. Anyway, that was massively hot and, uh...one of my fantasies so I genuinely couldn't breathe or move after listening to that (and all I did was LISTEN, I ain't even do nuthin!) Whew. I'm shaking. I gotta go play D&D now like this LMAO
Lakora
2024-09-29 23:01:36 +0000 UTCI'm always thinking about the area under the curve.
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2024-09-29 22:57:51 +0000 UTCI never knew integrals could be so sexy!
Michelle
2024-09-29 22:54:20 +0000 UTCThe last line 😆
Less Lune
2024-09-29 22:46:07 +0000 UTCPre🎧: This comment section is about to go crazy, lol. Let me fasten my seat belt. Post🎧: ...damn 😭 this was so well done, but boy you did not spare us one ounce of second-hand embarrassment once exposed haha. Increasingly meta with a silly, cute ending. Loved it
riss
2024-09-29 22:44:30 +0000 UTCPerfect timing, Just got home from work and already getting excited just by reading the summary. 🥵 Time to grab those earbuds.
Polly
2024-09-29 22:38:02 +0000 UTCI AM CLIMBING UP A WALL, I'M--
Lakora
2024-09-29 22:32:04 +0000 UTCAlso, on a side note, I -love- calculus & taught uni math for for fun so woohoo! 🥳
AnimeDiplomat
2024-09-29 22:29:09 +0000 UTCSCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP JFC THE CW!!!
AnimeDiplomat
2024-09-29 22:28:08 +0000 UTCMy bad 😘
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2024-09-29 22:28:04 +0000 UTCStay safe!
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2024-09-29 22:27:18 +0000 UTCThis is such a light for me currently. I live in an area that was heavily effected by the hurricane, so thank you for helping me not go crazy! <3
Kenna
2024-09-29 22:19:48 +0000 UTCSir please, I’m ovulating right now!! ✋🏻😩
Paulina Rios
2024-09-29 22:16:26 +0000 UTCTHE WAY I CHOKED READING THE CW-
Lakora
2024-09-29 22:15:33 +0000 UTCOmg are we bullying this sweet guy :(?
Phos!
2024-09-29 22:14:48 +0000 UTCOk, I see you 👀
Diabolikupcake
2024-09-29 22:12:00 +0000 UTCdios mio!!!!
gooner
2024-09-29 22:11:35 +0000 UTCOMG I WAS LITERALLY DOING SOME WORK AND THINKING “hm wow this would be so much more better with a DDA audio” THANK YOH FOR ANSWERING MY PRAYERS
Phos!
2024-09-29 22:11:31 +0000 UTCShy nerds.🥹
Sugar and Spice
2024-09-29 22:10:56 +0000 UTCwhat are the odds i’m here already
gooner
2024-09-29 22:10:46 +0000 UTC
