Older punk boy teaches you how to kiss (and...) (M4A)
Added 2023-07-18 03:47:12 +0000 UTCPOV: You're sitting in front of your house when your bestie's hot punk older brother rolls up on his skateboard. You confess to him that you're nervous about a date you're planning to go on, as you've never been kissed before. Can he give you a few pointers? After a little playful teasing, he takes pity on you and decides to show you the ropes. It turns out you're a VERY quick learner, and you want him to teach you more than how to kiss...
CW: This episode portrays an "inexperienced vs experienced" sexual dynamic and sexual secrecy.
Note that this content is entirely fictional and all sexual acts are simulated. All characters portrayed are 18+ years of age.

Comments
Just making my way through this treasure trove. like decadent candy for the ears💜
Pamela
2025-03-24 22:35:50 +0000 UTCI’ll out myself as a Xennial and admit that from the moment I heard “smell ya later” I was picturing this entire scene as happening in the 90s. Thanks for the throwback! But then, my god. I was not expecting this one to get me the way it did. Something about this dynamic really did it for me. And him talking throughout the entire blowjob? Yes and thank you! 🖤
Layla is tired
2024-07-25 03:05:36 +0000 UTCThank you for the tutorial Mr. Deep Dark 😉☺️
Ruby
2024-06-10 07:46:27 +0000 UTCHearing you cum was so satisfying. This left me smiling so hard.
MeridianSkye
2024-04-16 05:22:12 +0000 UTCHaha we all need a good roasting now and then 😼
Benjamin Phillips
2024-03-28 00:57:52 +0000 UTCgoing through all of your past audios isn't for the weak 😭 i work an office job and usually am able to listen to these w a relatively stoic face, but tell me why "busted ass haircut" made me burst out laughing at my desk 💀💀 tears are in my eyes, that was so funny
roach girl
2024-03-27 15:23:33 +0000 UTCI can almost smell the Curve....alright, word..... nvm- I can smell it
Ayeyo
2024-03-19 23:23:03 +0000 UTCLove your nonchalant attitude and unhinged comebacks at the beginning. I was grinning ear to ear. Listening through noise cancelling headphones your voice is like velvet on my brain 🤤
shellanofrhage
2024-03-15 07:07:08 +0000 UTCTheres no way i ever cancel this subscription…
Jack4lyn
2024-03-13 11:46:56 +0000 UTCThe friend's older brother... the forbidden fruit... the fact that the friend wouldn't be okay with it just makes it hotter. 10/10 would lose interest in the older brother if the sister approved. I want a man I'm not supposed to have😅
Kanna Rose
2024-01-23 14:19:37 +0000 UTCI have such a thing for older guys and this makes it even harder for me
nea'la
2024-01-15 14:24:17 +0000 UTCI love the step by step 😏
ExoticCreampuffs
2023-11-19 09:40:16 +0000 UTCI think I'm infatuated with the voice cracking and whimpering climax. Part 2 up next.
Sugar and Spice
2023-08-23 07:46:54 +0000 UTCIf we don't come back to see him after a shit date to get fucked imma be disappointed
Pawie
2023-08-19 03:56:05 +0000 UTCSo delicious... what a great teacher you are 🫠 hmm hmm 🔥 you definitely never thought that'd be your afternoon 🥵 great work 👌🏻
V
2023-08-19 00:18:22 +0000 UTCThe Hide and Seek audio is the one that brought me to the Patreon but this might be my favorite that I’ve listened to so far…so fucking hot…the moaning is just…I can’t think when I hear it 😏
Drea
2023-08-15 21:47:49 +0000 UTCI'm at work and I started CHOKING, you are so right lmaooo 😭🤣
Lakora
2023-08-05 18:50:00 +0000 UTCWhen I heard "smell ya later" my brain immediately played Gary's/Rival's Theme from Pokemon Fire Red 💀
theshrugslife
2023-08-05 17:58:34 +0000 UTCWatching all our fellow millennials clock you as a millennial is so funny and satisfying to me 🤣 this audio was so fucking hot, I swear it was! Like holy shit, you never miss 👏👏👏 But that BEGINNING had me ROLLING 🤣 I immediately was like "ah, he's in his 30s, got it"!
Lakora
2023-08-05 04:34:46 +0000 UTCReminds me of a line from one of my favorite songs: "put your lips close to mine, as long as they don't touch". Great job as usual!
theshrugslife
2023-08-04 14:20:20 +0000 UTCRight, well. Never been happier being part of a Patreon. -fans self-
LaLa Li-Oon
2023-08-01 13:03:42 +0000 UTCpart two? 😳🤭
enbykaneki
2023-07-30 07:54:03 +0000 UTCSomething about this one brings so much nostalgia. Sunbathing on the roof of my friends tin shed (in an Australian summer 😬) watching her brothers friends try and donkey kick with an ankle grab on some home made ramp. Thinking we had a chance. Aaahhh.
Laeay
2023-07-26 11:20:25 +0000 UTCYou are just phenomenal, darling
Grace 🙈
2023-07-25 07:22:31 +0000 UTCI’ve been on vacation from u.. my bad bcus now that I’m back my addiction is somehow worse. Personally I loved this audio bcus I had a similar experience 🥰😵💫😘 older sweet punk boys make me weak 🫠bdisbdjsdbdjsbjdbdjsbxiehesisbdje
Stupid vein person
2023-07-21 13:17:15 +0000 UTCIt's quite possible!
.
2023-07-20 20:34:22 +0000 UTC!!!! This was amazing❤ is there any chance we could have a sequel sometime?
Doechi
2023-07-20 12:47:47 +0000 UTCrespectfully begging for a part 2 🧎🏻♀️this made me have a stomach full of butterflies :3
Naomi
2023-07-20 02:33:26 +0000 UTCPlease I’m pretty sure we all need a part 2 due to that voice of yours ;)
Life With TESLA
2023-07-19 21:46:27 +0000 UTCI think we all knew / were that guy...
.
2023-07-19 21:17:22 +0000 UTCEvery time I see this comment it makes me think of Black Butler 🙃🥰
Myst Me
2023-07-19 16:01:24 +0000 UTCAmazing!! Deserves a part 2 if you would be oh so kind. Tho I won't be mad with whatever you make. Everything you create is awesome!
SuperSavy Panda
2023-07-19 14:23:05 +0000 UTCFuck the chem work at this point! ❤️
.
2023-07-19 12:00:19 +0000 UTCJust me singing along to the bangers while buying groceries
Laeay
2023-07-19 05:40:23 +0000 UTCI'm sorry sir??.we. need. Part. 2. Please 🥺🙏
Lala
2023-07-19 01:03:51 +0000 UTCI'm feeling a little bit invaded here. Do you know my high school crush? Did he pass this story along to you. Are you some sort of psychic, because that was a truly epic episode in my life. Thanks for the memories Dark, you totally made my day!! 😍 Part two is must!
Siouxsie
2023-07-18 23:49:34 +0000 UTCbegging for a part 2:)
Noa
2023-07-18 23:42:55 +0000 UTCI second that we need that
Thatgirlemerald
2023-07-18 22:06:53 +0000 UTCYou weren't wearing underwear, my guy what were you lot up to in the 90s?? Were you not skating round looking for your sister? Boys are so weird I beg (the orgasm in this sounds like you transcended, I hope it felt so so good for you)
Ellie
2023-07-18 22:01:35 +0000 UTCpt 2 where we're stood up by our date and go back to our older crush for comfort (but momentarily need to calm him down to keep him from going on a manhunt) I am begging and pleading and also maybe crying a little bit thank u for the content I am slurping this up like noodles.
Pidgeon
2023-07-18 21:22:33 +0000 UTCDefinitely need a part 2! 🙏🏻🙏🏻
Deep_Fried_Daddy_Issues
2023-07-18 20:03:32 +0000 UTCI AM SCREAMING. I JUST WANTED THIS TO PLAY IN THE BACK AS I DID MY CHEM WORK. FUCK THE CHEM WORK AT THIS POINT. AHH
XxAloraxX
2023-07-18 18:02:08 +0000 UTCNeed a part 2!!!!!
Tambrilyn A Dvorski
2023-07-18 17:14:34 +0000 UTCI know lol I feel you. 38 here 39 in September
Claudine Langlais
2023-07-18 17:12:17 +0000 UTCFacts! I’d feel dirty listening to someone younger. I can’t even look at a guy in his 20’s anymore. Every time I hear a band from high school on a classic station my Life Alert goes off. 36 is coming to claim me in November. 😔
LittleMai
2023-07-18 15:52:05 +0000 UTCWhat a roller coaster ride (in a good way). I listened to it on my way to work this morning for some reason (impatient) and other drivers probably thought I was insane because I had the dumbest grin on my face the whole way.
JM
2023-07-18 15:25:25 +0000 UTCIt's nice though, at least I know I'm not some old creeper listening to someone half my age. 😐 Seriously, one of my friend's kids said they wanted to listen to some classics, and they were referring to N'Sync. I think I died a little on the inside that day.
JYMMA
2023-07-18 14:53:14 +0000 UTCKoRn is diffrent its totally radical dude and totally tubular dude. But smell you later is like the Simpsons LMAO
Calli
2023-07-18 14:26:04 +0000 UTCthe fucking Simpsons 💀
Calli
2023-07-18 14:24:57 +0000 UTCCooked! Like the elder millennial I am.
.
2023-07-18 14:03:26 +0000 UTCGotta love the 90s vibes here, but now I feel old, that's just hurtful lol. Anyway, you should definitely do a part 2, please continue with the 90s vibes, maybe she's got some Backstreet Boys or N'Sync posters on her bedroom walls, maybe there's some Red Hot Chili Peppers or Third Eye Blind playing in the background, who knows?
JYMMA
2023-07-18 13:58:29 +0000 UTCOh man, same! Some of those phrases gave me some nostalgia and I may have been giggling whilst cringing a little.
JYMMA
2023-07-18 13:53:13 +0000 UTCWow ❤ that scenario DDA your character was an epic 👏 teacher so hot 🔥 🥵 and sexy sounds amazing content as allways THANKYOU DDA U😀 SPOIL US SO MUCH XXX🧡❤
Cutie09💓
2023-07-18 13:42:14 +0000 UTCgirl the 80s?! please this was pure 90s Ralph Wiggum and Nelson magic. Breaks my heart 💔
Laeay
2023-07-18 12:35:15 +0000 UTCSir... until my jaw locked and tears streamed down my face 🥵
Laeay
2023-07-18 12:30:45 +0000 UTCIt’s all love. 😜 Hit us with a “That’s bussin’, no cap” for authenticity. I’d die. 😂 Please don’t, the kids at work drive me nuts enough.
LittleMai
2023-07-18 11:49:58 +0000 UTCListen if kids these days can be into KoЯn they can absolutely say smell you later.
.
2023-07-18 11:44:33 +0000 UTCI'm gettin' cooked by my own people!
.
2023-07-18 11:34:23 +0000 UTCWelcome! ✨
.
2023-07-18 11:29:55 +0000 UTCThe whole beginning had me like: “how do you do, fellow kids?” 😂 I know the pain, graduated in ‘06 and I still use dated expressions. Giggles aside, the moans were a mixture of adorable and sexy. I’d continue if only to coax more reactions out. 😈
LittleMai
2023-07-18 11:09:40 +0000 UTCY'all, let's be honest,old heads are the best 😵💫
Alex Locklin
2023-07-18 08:54:05 +0000 UTCYou’re gonna show me how to fuck? Don’t say it, if you don’t mean it.
Myst Me
2023-07-18 07:55:01 +0000 UTCFr it’s so hot! 😩
Buddy
2023-07-18 07:29:09 +0000 UTCDid she do ballet? Did she say see you later boy?
Laeay
2023-07-18 07:29:05 +0000 UTCOhh my gaaaawdaaaaaaaa how i love this!!! Jesus havin a drink of black hog swag i love how a basic kissing 101 slowly changed into a very intense and steamy kissing sección!!!! Fuckin nutcracker ridin on a bmx bike the nervousness the muse felt having that man so close, feeling his caress her lips, feeling his lips so close to hers until they devour eachother. Fuckin hell my face still feels hot, i still feel goosebumps on my skin and holy mother of sweet tingles shit im so turned on with the bj lesson 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 oooooh godsss of the universe to be that muse!!!! To have my lips wrapped around you. To enjoy your flavor while i make you squirm in pleasure. Look into my eyes so i can see how i make you feel good. Make sexy noises for me. Moan for me. Jesus fuck shoot every last drop down my throat until I suck you dry. Gaaaaaaawd the end just fuckin ruined me in the most delicious way 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 you want to teach me how to take it real good???? You wanna show me how its done?????? DO A PART 2!!!!!!! Don Dark pleaseee do a part 2 of this. Show us here how its done!!!!
Doña Yayi
2023-07-18 06:01:13 +0000 UTCHad to be graphic but fuck lol 🥵
Frances Anderson
2023-07-18 05:49:16 +0000 UTCThe best thing when giving head is when he reaches plays with your hair rubs your back and then slips a finger in there and pleasures you making you moan into his cock. Literally the best. 🔥🌶️😍
Frances Anderson
2023-07-18 05:48:41 +0000 UTCDamn I’ve never been so horny in my entire life
KYUBI
2023-07-18 05:41:56 +0000 UTCYou’re one hell of a teacher😉
Madison Gayman
2023-07-18 05:19:57 +0000 UTCPart 2 please
elizabeth
2023-07-18 05:12:38 +0000 UTCdid. he. say. smell. you. later? Sir this is not the 80s
Calli
2023-07-18 04:50:53 +0000 UTCcan we please pay attention to the consent!!!! ❤️❤️
Eliana
2023-07-18 04:47:12 +0000 UTCOhhh 😮 yaaasss a late night treat!!!! Well let me get my yogurt with fruit and my water bottle let me get ready to take a listen jesus havin a sip of mamá juana this is goin to be 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Doña Yayi
2023-07-18 04:42:20 +0000 UTCWell, my bedtime got delayed by about half an hour, but boy was it worth it! The smashing faces comment had me laughing out loud. I loved the slow explanation at the beginning of the kissing teaching, that slow burn was so hot! And then OMG, your reactions and sounds during the bj part - damn! Please do a part two for this. 🙏🏻 ❤️🥵🔥🔥🔥🥵❤️
Pam 701
2023-07-18 04:23:16 +0000 UTCeveryone say thank you boss for the gift of another audio
Eliana
2023-07-18 03:53:04 +0000 UTCNot the busted ass haircut 💀🤣
Madz
2023-07-18 03:49:47 +0000 UTCWhen I tell you I was on YouTube spamming the link in the bio waiting for the full audio for a good 2 minutes 😭💕
Kay Marguerite
2023-07-18 03:49:29 +0000 UTCYessss I saw the notification on YouTube and I was waiting patiently here 🥰❤️😉
Frances Anderson
2023-07-18 03:48:36 +0000 UTCwhat a pleasant late night surprise 😺
AJ
2023-07-18 03:48:06 +0000 UTC