My Robatsu: Episode 2, Part 4

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[ -GERMAN SHEPHERD MAN- SELECTED ]

Chawan is giving me a desperate, nervous look. I have to decide quickly for his sake! I glance over to the German Shepherd man who hesitates to come closer because of the other Corgi guy quickly approaching. I wave to the German Shepherd man.

Robatsu: Hello sir! Are you a friend of Chawan?! ➤

The Corgi stops in his tracks with a shocked look on his face. This obviously doesn’t look good, but there was no winning this situation. I only hope that he doesn’t hold this against Chawan. The Corgi takes a step back and then turns to walk away. Maybe I’ll see him again in the future and we could make it up to him. 

On the other hand, the German Shepherd man makes his way over to us. He seems delighted to be able to see Chawan again.

I finally get to have a closer look at him. He seems to be in his mid 20’s, around the same age as Chawan.

Chawan: Hey Barry! It’s been a while.  ➤

Chawan: When are you and Jason gonna settle whatever’s going on between you two? ➤

Barry: Ah! Uhm, I’m sorry you had to deal with that… I was fine on just leaving, but uhm, yeah it’s been okay. ➤

Chawan: I still don’t know why you two aren’t talking to each other. I know it’s none of my business, but really now. It’s getting awkward… and you two know how much I care about you both. ➤

Barry: Ugh… it’s just something stupid. It’ll blow over. He thinks I ate the last peanut butter treat, but I swear I didn’t! ➤

Maki: What?! Barry! You can’t just do that! Go apologize to Jason now!!! ➤

Barry: I already have!!! Like a million times, even though I didn't eat it! He’s just being unreasonable. Just give him some time to cool off. ➤

Maki: Man, I wouldn’t forgive you either if you ate my last peanut butter treat. What am I supposed to eat when I’ve been a good boy? What is Jason supposed to eat? ➤

Tako: Did you buy him more peanut butter treats at least? I think he’d forgive you then. ➤

Barry: You guys, I didn’t eat the peanut butter treats! I don’t see why I’d have to buy him more if it wasn’t even my fault! It was probably Chowchow who ate it… ➤

Chawan: You’re his boyfriend! It’s the boyfriendly thing to do you know. But wait, you said Chowchowmein? Is he staying with Jason? I swear I don’t know where my brother’s at these days. ➤

Barry: Oh no, he wasn’t last I checked, which was about a week ago when Jason’s peanut butter treat went missing. ➤

Chawan: Well, is Mein at your place then? He hasn’t been at our place in over a month since he left. He only rotates between you, me, and Jason. ➤

Barry: Nope. How about your parent’s place? He did stay there for a while when he ran out of money that one time a few years ago. ➤

Chawan: Hmm… that’s true. I guess I could give my old folks a call, and maybe it’d give me a reason to visit them too. It has been for god knows how long since I last saw them. They’re gonna ask me a bunch of questions like “Have you found a job yet?” and “Are you getting married yet?” ➤

Barry: Hey, at least you can answer yes to one of those, and for the other one, just bring your Robatsu as your man, hah! ➤

Tako: H-Hey, we haven’t decided on th-that yet…! ➤

Barry: Oh… you thought I was serious. ➤

After Barry said that, he turned to me and checked me up and down. Perhaps this is his first time seeing a Robatsu in person? He pondered a bit before continuing.

Barry: Hey Robatsu, we haven’t actually met. I’m a friend of Chawan’s… well, a friend of all of them really. ➤

Robatsu: Hello Barry, it’s nice to meet you! Is this your first time seeing a Robatsu? ➤

Barry: Yeah actually! I was kind of thinking about getting a Robatsu myself! What's he like, Chawan? ➤

Chawan: Oh, he’s been fun! I mean, it’s only been his second day, but he’s very sweet and a pleasure to have around! Tako here would know. He had some fun with Robatsu just yesterday, if you know what I mean… ➤

Tako: H-Hey! You can’t just go around telling people that…! ➤

Maki: Robatsu jerked him off real good. We saw! ➤

Tako: S-STOP! ➤

Barry: Oh really now, heheh. Are you guys here to get some upgrades of that sort for him? Mind if I tagged along? ➤

Chawan: Nah, not at all! Maybe watching us will help you make your decision! ➤

Tako: Are we really buying th-that kind of stuff for Robatsu? ➤

Maki: Hell yeah! I still wanna have some fun with Robatsu, and I want it to be magical. ➤

At that moment, we were approached by another Robatsu from within the store. They looked just like me, but they wore a long sleeve crop top with the Handsome Robotics logo on it. They appear to be an employee here.

The store is mostly empty, save for a few other Robatsu standing around the store floor. They seem to be waiting to assist any unattended customers that come their way.

Robatsu Employee: Hello sir, are you Chawan? ➤

Chawan: Oh? Yes, thats me. ➤

Robatsu Employee: Your appointment is on schedule to begin. May I see your ID and Robatsu certificate? ➤

I watch as Chawan takes out his wallet with his ID and a folded piece of paper which I assume is my certificate, which contains my ID number and 10-year warranty information. It is very important to have this, to make any changes to my model or system. He presents it to the employee.

Robatsu Employee: Thank you, Chawan. I see you’ve made an appointment to make some upgrades to your Robatsu. Follow me this way to the back room. You will be given an opportunity to try out any peripherals and software before you purchase it! ➤

Maki: Wait! Did I hear that right? Did he just say we could try out the peripherals? Does that include, you know, the sexy kinds?! ➤

Robatsu Employee: That is true, if that is your interest, and do not worry. All the peripherals are unused when you try them and/or purchase them! ➤

Maki: Also, what’s up with all the Robatsu? Just yesterday, we were checked out by real people, no offense. ➤

Robatsu Employee: We were employed into all Handsome Robotics stores to present our social capabilities to interested potential customers. ➤

Chawan: Wow, that’s smart! ➤

Maki: Oh damn, it’s true what they say about robots eventually replacing all our jobs. ➤

We all make our way towards the back of the store, where our Robatsu Employee escorts us into one of two private rooms. The room is fairly spacious, giving approximately 168 square feet, about the size of a large bedroom. Hanging on the walls are all sorts of useful peripherals one may easily attach to a Robatsu. We are made to be modular, so one can remove the chest cavity for example and install a sound system, or remove a hand to attach an electric hand mixer for help in the kitchen!

Maki’s attention meanwhile is driven to the black curtains hanging along the back wall, which he pulls aside to reveal an array of all sorts of sexual peripherals!

Maki: Now this is what I’m talking about! ➤

Maki removes a bright red, ribbed phallic attachment from the wall. That is the Johnny Wonder 9-inch Dildo with realistic texture and has twenty different vibration settings that can be activated by your Robatsu. It was cast from the famous Great Dane porn star himself, Johnny Wonder! Maki waves it towards Chawan.

Maki: Hey Chawan, this one’s for you! I know you’re a big bottom. ➤

Chawan: H-Hey! Yes, but can you be a little more discreet about it… ➤

Maki: Oh and look over there! That one’s for me! ➤

Maki reaches for the artificial anal opening sex module with a realistic textured butt. That one’s the Iam Cummins penetration device that goes 12 inches deep to fit even the largest of penises! The butt exterior itself was cast from popular Wiener Dog porn star, Iam Cummins’ own butt! Each inch of the interior contains a different textured chamber to give the user a unique pleasure at every depth! There’s a disclaimer that fitting more than two penises may cause permanent damage to the butt module.

Maki: Hey Barry, doesn’t this remind you of a certain corgi’s butt? Remember that time when we double penetr— ➤

Barry: —HAHA! Y-Yeah. ➤

Maki: Well, you said you needed help deciding on getting a Robatsu. How ‘bout you give ours a try with one of us? ➤

Barry: Geez! I forget how straight forward you are sometimes… Well, what haven’t I done with you guys? Remember our college days, Chawan, and all the crazy stuff we tried with Jason? ➤

Chawan: Hah!— Good old times. I mean, if you want to, I wouldn't mind going a little wild again, Barry. ➤

Tako: Y-You guys are being SO LEWD r-right now! What is even happening?! ➤

Robatsu: I-I’m learning so much about all of you suddenly…! ➤

Barry: Well sure, Chawan! This would make a great story to tell Jason too. He loves hearing about this kind of stuff. How about Robatsu though? He should have a choice in the matter. ➤

Tako: Oh my god. I’m just… gonna turn around and pretend this isn’t happening! ➤

Wow, a threesome?! This will be a true test of my abilities as a sexual partner. I’ll leave it to my choice-making algorithm to decide which scenario may yield the best outcome!

[ POLLING CHOICE-MAKING ALGORITHM ]

[ SELECT WHO TO TRY OUT PRODUCTS WITH ]

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