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Unboxing Bits - Hismith Premium Sex Machine [SFW]

Added 2022-05-19 12:01:01 +0000 UTC

Sound Warning for Uncontained Glee

Look. I'm pretty sure I misrepresented ALL the stats on this machine, here. Like, doubling the weight. Oops...

In my defense... I was excited and my mind was somewhere else and I literally JUST took it out of the box and I have been so PATIENTLY waiting for it...

A massive, deeply heart (and hopefully, pussy) felt thank you to the contributors and to all of you, my patrons. This is partially because of you. So, Awesome Job Team! But mostly my contributors, because... this is amazing.

It might be a hot minute before I get a full review out as I have to coordinate some things, but I will be showing this beast off a little bit during the movie hangout this Saturday: you can find more Info on that HERE.