The Sitter (script preview)
Added 2024-07-15 14:00:06 +0000 UTCB: [Mocking] Hiya! My name’s not Mary, and I’ll be your sitter tonight!
B: [Amused] Yeah? Not the sitter you expected? Yeah, I guess whoever that was canceled and your mom asked for a sitter on Craigslist. So, now I’m here instead.
B: [Surprised] Jeez, she wasn’t kidding. You two really are eighteen! Fuck, you two wouldn’t look outta place at one of my college beach parties… Or the fuck parties either.
B: [Aroused] Mmm… Little bro over here’s looking pretty good, to be honest. Kinda emo, cute face… Yeah, I’d take you for a ride if I met you in a bar… [Snickers to herself]
B: [Chuckling] And little sis? Mmm… You’re not bad either! Pretty big tits for a girl who just became an adult. They’re bigger than mine, even. And that’s saying something, considering how many… Heh, forget I said that part… Oops. Excuse me. I was drooling a little…
[Her stomach gurgles.]
B: [Annoyed] What? What do you two little shits look so worried about? Come on, you’re fucking adults now, right?
[Pause for answer.]
B: [Annoyed] I don’t look like a sitter? What does that even fucking mean? So what, cause I’m a goth girl doesn’t mean I can’t babysit? Well, adultsit in this case, ha! [She snorts at her own joke] Or is it because I’m a foot taller than both of you?
B: [Sighs in irritation] Yeah? So what? Your mom hired me to be your sitter. That means you have to listen to me. You know what happens if you don’t?
