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Rotgrind Bestiary: The Chainsaw Car

Added 2022-04-01 12:58:27 +0000 UTC

"WATCH OUT! NO, I'M SERIOUS! WATCH OUT! THERE AREN'T ANY STOP SIGNS ON THIS POST! IT'S HEADED RIGHT TOWARDS--- aww shucks.

Well. At least the rest of you patrons can enjoy the new Chainsaw Car-- aka the IRON BARON! This marvelous beast's lore was written and conceptualized by yours truly (SpeakerD), and had all the actual hard work done by Thurston and Jamie; plus art by the EVER POWERFUL Skellybean! And folks, sure sure, I wrote the lore-- but the real terror comes from these HORRIFYING rules! The Iron Barons don't mess around you see. They don't do fender benders. They do fender blenders. God, that joke was so funny, I kind of want to take the day off. I won't though, because I love you all.

The Iron Baron is just the latest of anti-revolutionary objects that will no doubt be thrown at our intrepid party's face. Now, you all can enjoy throwing them at YOUR intrepid party's face! So please, feel free to do so! Aah...I can almost smell the chunky salsa from here..."

-SpeakerD|

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