RAW SCRIPT : [M4A] Werewolf Gym Bro Motivates You at the Gym [🐼♨] [Positive Affirmation] [Werewolf Feeding]
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▶ Original Upload Date: December 21st, 2022
[sounds of working out] [background music]
9,997 *grunts* 9,998 *grunts* 9,999 *grunts and breathes* 10,000!! WHOOOO let’s go baby. High five dude! *smacks* Hell yeah! I beat my old PR, now I know I can lift 150 lbs with one arm for an extra 1,000 reps. WHOOO! Hey, you’re not doing so bad yourself. You’re absolutely killing it! [brief pause] Hell yeah I mean that! I mean look at your arms! You got a license for those guns?! And look at how tight your chest is getting! GRRRR. And yo, those glutes! POPPIN! You don’t got a cake, you got that whole ass bakery! WHOO let’s go! *heavy breathing* Hey…what’s going on? Why do you look so sad my human friend? Something got you down in the dumps? Someone getting in the way of your gains? Who is it! Tell me and I’ll [deepen voice] rip their throats out! Nobody tells my gym partner negative statements and ruins their gains?! Grrrrrrr [brief pause] Ohh?? Are you sure? [normal voice] Well then what’s got you down? [brief pause] Tsk, come on! You can’t have that mentality. I mean I know I have the physique I have, but that took years! You think that once a human gets turned into a werewolf, they suddenly look like Tarzan or Thor? Nah! And yeah, we may get supernaturally gifted, in more ways than one haha, but our bodies stay the same size. We don’t magically grow an 8 pack and get those rock hard buns and thighs. I got turned at the age of 26 and it took me 10 years to get to where I am. [brief pause]
Yeah! Progress isn’t instant. I mean, I don’t want you to get discouraged, but what you have right now, I believe you humans call it “newbie gains”. That’s where you see an insane amount of progress in a short time, but then you hit a…somewhat of a plateau if you will. Then it gets harder and harder. But, with enough patience and hard work, YOU as well get harder and harder. I mean hell, I get harder and harder when I go to the gym. That just means I’m getting a good pump. And you know how much I love pumping! I’m gonna look like the Terminator without the steroids haha. [brief pause] Well of course I’ll spot you. Let’s start you off with shoulder presses. Here, take these 30 lb / 13.6 kilo dumbbells in each arm, alright and then we make an L shape and when we go down, we want our elbows to almost be at our last rib and then push upwards towards the sky! Alright ready, let’s go for 5 reps okay?! Come on, you got this. Let’s go baby, let’s go! And 1…yeah! And 2…yeah!! 3 hahaha yeah 4…boom and come on let’s go come on! Come on 1 more…1 more yeah you got this and….BOOYAH 5!!! You did it!!! You’re so awesome!! Haha alright get some water. So, why do you suddenly have these negative thoughts? You used to never give a crap about what people thought and you knew this took time; so why the negativity? Your ex?? WHAAAA?? What’d they say? [brief pause]
Oh that is a load of bologna. Screw them! You make your progress on your terms. Just because you didn’t hit your weight loss goal or muscle growth goal doesn’t make you a failure. And who are they to say shit? Were they a textbook version of a perfect specimen? Probably not! Like I said, growth takes time. Even for werewolves like myself. You just have to block out the voices. And hey, it’s okay to cheat on your diet every now and again. Just don’t make it a habit. And I’m not saying it in a “fat shaming” way like they probably did, but in a way that I don’t want you to die early or lose a foot or leg. Here, hold on spot me real quick. I need to hit my daily 800 lb / 364.8 kilo bench press real quick. *grunts* Alright ready? *held out grunt and in between grunts* You just have to focus on you. It’s easy to look at yourself in the mirror and think because your buns aren’t as firm as mutton or that you don’t have 24 inch pythons (biceps) or your abs haven’t come in yet that you’re doing poorly. I thought that way…then again I also had to think about the villagers chasing me so I could only work out on the beaches carrying boulders from point A to B at night haha. But, as decades went on, I drifted from place to place and soon I was able to have peace. Then you humans decided to invent the modern gym and the rest is history haha. My point is that you will reach your workout goal. And you’re beautiful just the way you are! [brief pause] Yeah! I totally mean that! Hey tell you what, how about we do some cardio. Trust me…it’s the gym…I’m sure we can work…something….out. Follow me hahah.