LAKE MEDITATION (Sleep Aid, ASMR, Relaxation)
Added 2022-08-02 23:01:00 +0000 UTC
Just starting the month chilled with a little meditation... 💆
...before I get wild on Friday 😅 sandwiching you in an MFM audio...
📺 And there's a video version of this audio here if you want to sit beside Lake Wakatipu in Queenstown with me...🏞
Love and lapping waters,
🧔🏻💜Matthew xx
✍🏻be calm✍🏻so people will✍🏻want to✍🏻spend time with me✍🏻 ookayy, mhh, got it. lol😆
Out of all the sleep aids, this one makes me the sleepiest. Must be the whispers and breathing amongst other things. I also really really like how you say that the lake always returns to its state of calmness bc it makes me think how troubles and tough times don't last forever, even if they feel like they do while we're experiencing them. And that we can always regulate ourselves back into balance. I kept thinking, wow, I really love water so much hahaha. I still wanna touch it lol😌 I loved it, and it really did lull me into sleep so gently💕 oh, I had to Google 'prone' cause I didn't know what it meant 🤣 idk why I find the word so funny hehe~
Katja
2022-08-04 23:04:16 +0000 UTC
Matt...this is the stuff of my dreams. I am a huge, huge fan of Water Meditations or any Meditation with a 528hz and up frequency is good for me. I find these Meditations help on super stressful days and you need to rebalance your energy. I read something interesting yesterday on my way to work to was an AHA moment for me. In this book called The Goddess Solution by Lisa Marie Rankin, the author says " When you suppress your sexual desires, you lose energy in all areas of your life. Your sexual energy is the spark that lets you be creative, nuturing and successful". This hit me hard yesterday and got me thinking about all my successful accomplishments I've experienced over the years and if her statement was true. The 1st sentence, yes, the 2nd sentence statement not so sure about that because I can get inspired by anything to be creative, women are natural nuturers by nature (it's written in our ancestoral DNA) and you are the author of your own success in my own opinion. I've always held this belief from my Grandfather and Father that whatever we put our mind to it can be done. This was hammered into my brain as a young child so it's been a guiding philosophy for my life.
So....yay to Meditations 🧘🏾♀️💗!
Pisces Queen
2022-08-04 15:01:15 +0000 UTC
I feel like posting poetry today.
https://ibb.co/YQqsD0f
Dawn
2022-08-04 14:37:51 +0000 UTC
Seriously though! So many straight guys just need to accept that the vajay-jay is complicated! I break out the vibes and sometimes have to assure guys that my toys can’t passionately kiss me, gently caress me, or tell me I’m pretty. But with their assistance, it can get me off. If a guy can only get off with his member in my mouth and a vibe in his booty, I’ll totally do it. And I have! It’s hot when a partner gets off really hard and I’m happy to do it, I feel like they should reciprocate.
Kelly (Your Friendly Neighborhood Pansexual)
2022-08-04 09:42:31 +0000 UTC
Ugh, I’m actually pretty glad this last audio was a meditation. Usually when I see simple asmr uploads, I think “yay, Matt content! 🤩 But aaw, not fap material 🫤”. I do love your asmr Matt, but Tower Tuesdays and fuck-me Fridays have become part of my routine, haha. I did need some chill time the other day though. I am least chill when I’m all hot and bothered.
After I made some food for my fiancé and cleaned a bit, I pretty much stayed in bed all day. I didn’t even shower until like 10 pm which is really rare for me (ocd cleanliness feels).
On top of me being exhausted for a day and dead to the world, my building manager gave me 2 days notice that they will be fumigating. 😫 I spent today boxing up all the kitchen materials, and found a couple dead roaches among our stuff. 😖 My fiancé was an absolute rockstar today too. They are disabled, use a wheelchair, and have limited use of their legs. But they got down on the floor and packed some stuff up to move it away from the walls so the fumigators can do their job easily. Our apartment is ridiculously tiny and just barely accessible, so it’s proving to be extremely difficult to make sure everything is prepped. I wish so badly I could give them the perfectly safe, clean, accessible environment I know they deserve.
I have to accept the fact that no matter how much I clean, if they live in the walls, they will find me - especially living in LA. Roach city. Ugh. Gross. Hopefully this fumigation will at least calm the swarm a bit if not put an end to it. When we first moved here, I found dead roaches in the cabinets, and you can bet I sanitized EVERYTHING before I put stuff away.
The appointment is on Friday morning, and I’m dearly hoping everything will be settled on time so I can get some TTT and interact with all you lovelies. If I still have stuff to do and I don’t have time for any fun stuff, just know I think you’re all wonderful, beautiful, and lovely! Wish me luck I don’t go *completely* insane. 🤞
Kelly (Your Friendly Neighborhood Pansexual)
2022-08-04 09:26:09 +0000 UTC
This is a piece from HuffPost's series SexEd for Grownups. It's on many-het-men needing to get over feeling competitive with and/or having an aversion to sex toys -- the blatant disregard of their partner's pleasure.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/straight-men-vibrator-teammate-not-the-competition_l_62e96459e4b09d14dc4716ab?d_id=4728923&ref=bffbhuffpost&ncid_tag=fcbklnkushpmg00000063&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&utm_campaign=us_main
(If link sharing of news-y items is discouraged, please let me know. Thx!)
J archive
2022-08-04 05:26:57 +0000 UTC
🤣🤣🤣🤣
But really, where do I sign up? 🤔
Kathryn
2022-08-03 21:56:29 +0000 UTC
I just saw this and thought of my Belles.....and MOCS of the court ...I have now seen it all in my life thus far....you're welcome 😊 🤣
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMNbLyckn/?k=1
Pisces Queen
2022-08-03 20:31:49 +0000 UTC
I don't want to 💩 on the party, but I hate nuts (except the fleshy variety). I don't find the taste or the texture of any nut I've ever tried to be pleasurable. I can't understand the appeal. I can barely tolerate a candied pecan on a salad.
So this holiday is not for me. But the rest of you enjoy!😄
Kathryn
2022-08-03 19:49:11 +0000 UTC
Amen, Vella...🙌🏻 As soon as I hear that first word, I automatically start snuggle myself into bed (if circumstances allow). My psyche takes a long, deep, cleansing breath, then sighs. Like one of Pavlov's dogs 🐕 But, like... in only the best ways. 🥰
Kathryn
2022-08-03 19:44:22 +0000 UTC
Happy national grab some nuts day. I identify as a squirrel until midnight🤣 but also I should have bought some at the farmers market yesterday😫
Venusinaphrodite_
2022-08-03 19:03:21 +0000 UTC
Hi Matthew,
The meditation was excellent and effective. I think I fell asleep before it was over. It was very timely. I had spent the day before swimming in a lake so I had no trouble visualizing it and it was like a little nod to that beautiful vacation day. What I find great now is that I associate your voice, all your whispers and all the delicate little mouth sounds with a state of well-being. So it takes me no time at all to be in a second state of extreme relaxation. You really do offer me nothing but positive things. Thank you for this beautiful work. See you soon! 💜
San
2022-08-03 18:06:09 +0000 UTC
So I'm so far behind on all these it's not even funny. I've been having trouble sleeping for what seems like forever. So you would think I would be listening right? Since I'm already awake but no...why would I do that? It's to the point that when an add popped up about "take this quiz, find out how you sleep" I of course took it and it's telling me I'm a restless sleeper. Yeah I kind of figured that considering it feels like I'm waking up every freaking hour but ok. Whatever little meditations they want me to do are not working so when this popped up I figured I would give it a shot. Um I don't think I lasted 5 min lol. And I've been awake for about an hour now. Which is early for me. Usually I want to sleep more because I've been feeling so exhausted. So thank you!!
Apollymi
2022-08-03 17:01:32 +0000 UTC
This is so lovely! The prompts to visualize really work for me.
This reminds me of a somatic exercise my therapist introduced me to. We were on a therapy walk along the lakeshore and I was talking about the crazy mood swings I was getting from the mold illness. So we stopped and looked to the horizon across the lake, and stretched our arms out to the side like a giant bowl. My arms were the lake basin and my emotions were the water contained within. Even as they raged and sloshed within, they were contained by the grounding to the earth and would return to calm. A quick, standing version of a Lake Meditation, and one that sticks with me still.
Titania
2022-08-03 15:34:48 +0000 UTC
Babe this one was too good 🧘♀️!!!
Alaina
2022-08-03 03:37:42 +0000 UTC
I will take a look at in tomorrow first thing. I look forward to it. 🤗
Ann
2022-08-03 03:31:59 +0000 UTC
Sleep well tonight. 💜🤗
Ann
2022-08-03 03:31:19 +0000 UTC
Today was such a good day but when I try to settle in and stop moving everything catches up with me. I think I’m just tired. And gonna start my period so I’m extra emotional and my body is uncomfortable. I just wanna rest my head on your chest while you rub my lower back. That sounds like a good sleep😴
I think today I’ll imagine laying in an old boat floating on the lake, staring up at the clouds, sun on my skin. I’ve been letting go of my fight against the current, I’ll let it soothe me as it rocks the boat with your voice in my ear. Thank you for taking up my headspace when I need a break from it. Lots of love Xx
Venusinaphrodite_
2022-08-03 03:00:03 +0000 UTC
*Disclaimer* I posted this on the last thread earlier this afternoon, but I'm shameless so I'm reposting. 😁
Hi all! So I'm going to share this... but be gentle. Except for work and education I haven't written anything for others to read in a very long time.
Short contextual summary: I was talking to this guy on a dating app. Never met IRL. He's bi, which is a major turn on for me. Things got a little 🌶. And I gave him the play by play on one of my MMF 3-some fantasies. I was still thinking about it this morning and decided to copy all the content into a doc to save for future enjoyment. I did a little editing for grammar slips and auto-correct fails, as well as clarifying some bits that didn't make sense without his side of the convo.
Then I thought, "Who could I share this with? Who would appreciate it? Enjoy it? Who's waiting with bated breath for Matthew's MFM audio to hit and might need a humble offering to tide them over?" 🤔
So here it is. Suggestions and constructive criticism welcome. Also, I don't use G docs much so if the link doesn't work let me know.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11TiSSY9528zog7O_93IAZYDN-4LLSWTdhn-37UP4ZUY/edit?usp=drivesdk
Kathryn
2022-08-03 02:40:10 +0000 UTC
We’ll get comfy and listen to this. I loved it and am counting down until I can go to bed. I hope your week finishes up spectacularly. 🤗💜
Ann
2022-08-03 02:35:34 +0000 UTC
Katie,
Screw the sheets, sometimes just getting out of bed is an act of heroism. And also, now I'm imagining old school-style travel posters (like the ones for the National Parks) that say "Dive Deep at Lake Katie!" and giggling uncontrollably.
#BeKindToKatie #He'dRatherBeAtTheLake
Patti
2022-08-03 02:30:04 +0000 UTC
Wow it is like Matt is some kind of mind reader because the last two days have been sh*t and my stress and anxiety were through the roof. This meditation helped so much. Hello to all of you lovely ladies too. I hope you are having relaxing and peaceful weeks.
DeltaDawn
2022-08-03 02:28:33 +0000 UTC
Hi D. I sure hope you are having g a fabulous week! Sleep well 🤗
Ann
2022-08-03 02:07:44 +0000 UTC
In other news, I too really needed this today. Got thrown off my game from a few different triggers, messed up one of my meds so I’ve had electrical zaps in my brain most of the day. So I had some tears, laid in my bed that has been without sheets for 2 weeks because we all struggle in different ways. But it’s dark and it’s quiet, and this audio made me feel really safe. And I can’t even begin to comprehend what that’s worth to me.
(& about halfway through something made me think of Lake Katie and I had a very beautiful soul smile 😊 and an lol)
Katie
2022-08-03 01:56:19 +0000 UTC
Heeey you. I'm just going to drift off into shivery slumber with you. The images in my mind might be unclear, but the details of your voice, breath sounds, mouth sounds...crystal clear. Have a lovely week all. Thanks for the perfect shivers, Matt. 😘💜🤗
D
2022-08-03 01:51:29 +0000 UTC
I am assuming two Matthews in one unless he somehow wrangles a friend into it but that seems unlikely.
Ann
2022-08-03 01:31:05 +0000 UTC
Did I read that correctly?
2 Matts, One audio?
Katie
2022-08-03 01:23:01 +0000 UTC
Love you too 🤗
Ann
2022-08-03 01:08:35 +0000 UTC
I'm drowning in piles and piles of work, but I had to come here and send sweet kiss to all the Belles (yes, in your mouths) and say that this audio will accompany me to the gym tomorrow.
Matt, if I get wet in public, you owe me new panties. 😌😂
Love you all!!! 🥰😘
ਏFallaਓ
2022-08-03 01:02:05 +0000 UTC
Aleigh that is a great idea. Have you checked out the merch yet? There are some cute shirt prints there. I don't have any shirts but I do have the journals. I am kind of a paper freak. Love paper.
Ann
2022-08-03 00:49:03 +0000 UTC
commenting again because, per my first comment, i'm realizing how much i would love to wear merch that says kiwi cutie on it!! matt, i know you've got work to catch up on, but get to it!! 😘
aleigh -`♡´-
2022-08-03 00:44:50 +0000 UTC
Dearest Matthew, Prince of Dreams,
Oddly enough I was hiking today! Ten miles 😩 and 3200 feet of elevation… where are you when I need my feet rubbed?!? I could have used this at the peak… your voice… my peaks… 🤦♀️ Sorry, wrong day! I’ll save that for Friday. Work hard 😉… I mean efficiently so we can all hang with your lovely self Friday.
https://ibb.co/GpdyKN4
https://ibb.co/QJ9r22y
https://ibb.co/JdPpdDC
Forever wet (was raining today) and yours,
LLL 💋💋
Double LL
2022-08-03 00:02:15 +0000 UTC
Enjoy your evening or day or what ever you have at the moment Vella.
Ann
2022-08-02 23:50:21 +0000 UTC
Good evening and thank you!
Just with the title, I already feel soothed. I can't wait to listen to it! 😌
I hope you can catch up on your work as you wish. 💜
Have a good restful evening everyone.😌💜
San
2022-08-02 23:48:52 +0000 UTC
Wow! That is so very cool! I am both happy and excited for you. Retract your claws and chill. It will work out. Adulting ugh. My daughter called me this morning with an adulting crisis. I told her adulting is always adulting and to get used to it. How fun for you to be getting your own home. Funny I was so excited to leave mind. Different goals. I love it because it just highlights how people are different and want different things and it is ok. Have fun and enjoy the process despite the pain Patti. Feel free to reach out if you need to vent.
Ann
2022-08-02 23:46:36 +0000 UTC
I'm in the process of buying my first house, so I'm like a constantly vibrating nerve right now. (There are 10,000 decisions to make and details to keep track of, and I keep thinking, "Where is the adult in the room? OH, SHIT, IT'S ME.") This was perfect timing for this audio. I don't know if I'll reach the goal of calm reflection, but I feel slightly less like a cat clinging to the ceiling, so I'm counting that as a win.
Patti
2022-08-02 23:41:01 +0000 UTC
I was reminded of something when I replied to Patti above. My assistant knows all about Matthew and once she asked to hear his voice and I put on I can't remember what but it wasn't super sexy beginning. We used older model Sony headphones and she put them on and then ripped them off and said I swear this is a quote "Oh my god HE IS SO SEXY!!!!" She grabbed her head and hair and stepped back and just shook her head. Then went back to her desk. It was hilarious. She hardly listened to anything. Must have been the signature Heeeyyyy.
Ann
2022-08-02 23:37:45 +0000 UTC
Kiwi cutie! I like it, makes me feel like cuddles 🤗
Dawn
2022-08-02 23:29:24 +0000 UTC
Love you all💞 Gnight!!
Lisa xx
2022-08-02 23:27:21 +0000 UTC
Here's hoping you get a good night love! 🤗🤗
Dawn
2022-08-02 23:24:30 +0000 UTC
You know I just noticed that he wrote that you can watch it. I am happy that he separated them because the mountain one will shut off automatically when my phone closes after time. Or if I go to another page. This is a good one to listen to for sure. I hope you enjoy it PQ.
Ann
2022-08-02 23:22:31 +0000 UTC
penguins are also in South America. I haven't been able to go down far enough to see them when I am in Chile but I am making it my mission to see penguins next time I go. I will take a picture for you Katie even though it won't be quite the same. #PenguinsRule #Katieneedstoseepenguins
Ann
2022-08-02 23:20:45 +0000 UTC
Well there are a lot of comments and it does take some time to go through and completely appreciate I mean really appreciate each and every one. So much work to do 😏 Poor guy.
Ann
2022-08-02 23:19:21 +0000 UTC
Dawn I hope all is going well for you. Relax tonight and tomorrow will be THE BEST DAY EVER!!!!! 😍
Ann
2022-08-02 23:18:00 +0000 UTC
To be honest my sleep has been shit for the past month or so. I am not sure why Sleep Master Matthew's powerful voice has not worked. Until last week I had only missed sleeping to his voice once. Maybe twice but I really think it was only once. I have been here over a year so that is a long time. Prior to Matthew I slept 3-5 hours a night. My brain would turn on and poof that was all she wrote. Not even masturbating prior to sleep would help. But then Sleep Master Matthew came into my world and suddenly I was sleeping 5-7 hours a night. If I woke up (thank your bladder) I would hit play again and with my trusty dusty sleep headphones I would fall back to sleep. Red Alert for some reason I am back to 3-5 hours a night with a brain that is yelling at me all the f'ing time. So I am looking forward to this new audio. I am only part way through it right now and so far I am loving the ear to ear work and the breathing. Sigh. Must shut it off now because there is more work to be done today and this is making me too relaxed. I am looking forward to tonight with a Lovense pattern or two with my favorite Dolce toy and then to sleep with Sleep Master Matthew's beautiful voice and wicked tingly breathing and ear work.
Ann
2022-08-02 23:17:00 +0000 UTC
I cannot express how much I need this today.
Dawn
2022-08-02 23:14:54 +0000 UTC
"...before i get wild on friday", he says as if he hasn't spent every waking moment re-reading the comments from "show me yours". i have a hunch as to why you're behind on work, professor 🧐😈💜
aleigh -`♡´-
2022-08-02 23:10:18 +0000 UTC
Are there penguins at this lake…?
🤷♀️🧐🐧🤭🤗
Katie
2022-08-02 23:08:40 +0000 UTC
"I got a bit behind on work" Someone's been a bad boy. We'll have to deal with that later 😈😏🤣
I hope you have a good week, Matt! See ya Friday 😊
Maggie Ren
2022-08-02 23:07:22 +0000 UTC
i just got out of the shower so this is perfecttt timing! see ya friday, kiwi cutie. have a good week! 💜
aleigh -`♡´-
2022-08-02 23:04:46 +0000 UTC
Will watch later! Thanks M!
Pisces Queen
2022-08-02 23:04:35 +0000 UTC
Matthew!!!💋💄
Monica Austin-Force
2022-08-02 23:01:47 +0000 UTC