Joke for the New Year
Added 2017-12-31 22:53:04 +0000 UTCA young polar bear went to it's momma polar bear. He asked his mother, "Am I a pure polar bear?"
The momma polar bear looked at her son and asked, "PURE polar bear? What do you mean?"
The young polar bear said, "All polar bear. Not black, brown, kodiac..."
The mother sighed with relief and said, "Yes, son. You are a pure polar bear. I am a pure polar bear. Your father is a pure polar bear. Go ask him yourself."
The young polar bear approached his father and asked him if he was a pure polar bear.
His father looked at him proudly and said, "Yes, my son. You are a pure polar bear. I am a pure polar bear. Your mother is also a pure polar bear."
The young polar bear looked down at the ground with concern.
His father asked, "Why did you ask me this?"
The young polar bear whimpered and said, "I'm fuckin' freezing!"
