The Wedgie Fail

            She saw his ass from across the hall. His slacks were riding up into his tight little cheeks. He was wearing a dress shirt, a tie, and shiny loafers on the first day of college.

            What a fucking nerd.

            Helena's fingers twitched. She had been the bully back at her high school, the absolute, uncontested queen. Boys literally pissed themselves in fear when she walked through the halls, horrified that she would inflict upon them unspeakable butt breaking, ballbusting wedgies, and that was if she was in a good mood. Now, it was time to establish her reputation at college.

            The nerd was much taller than her but very skinny. She licked her lips. An atomic should be good for starters. Then, she could pants him in front of everyone in the crowded hallway, watch him squirm, his underwear, probably tighty whities clenching around his balls, his skinny long legs struggling with his pants around his ankles.

            She pounced! Her clawed hand reached into the seat of his pants and... got stuck. 

            His belt was too tight for more than her fingertips to slip through. She felt the fabric of his tucked in shirt and behind it the pert squish of his buttcheeks.

            "H-HEY!" the nerd shouted, completely flabbergasted. He started to twist free, but Helena grabbed his belt from behind and pulled. She stretched his belt and pants as much as she could, far enough for her hand to slip in. His slacks tightened at the crotch, squeezing his poor balls.

            "Oughh!!" He croaked, doubling over. Helena smirked. Her hand reached around, groping his ass, trying to find the waistband of his underwear, but his tucked in shirt was so long it was like a shield. With her other hand occupied at his belt, she would have to twist her hand up under his shirt to reach his underwear beneath it. Helena started to sweat. She could feel the eyes of the other students on her, watching her struggle, her hand awkwardly down the back of the nerd's pants. 

            The nerd meanwhile, was recovering from the strength sapping pain of his violated balls and took a step back, trying to push off the fumbling woman assaulting him.

            CRUNCH

            The heel of his loafers squashed down on Helena's unprotected, sandaled foot.

            "AIIEEE!" Helena screamed. She recoiled in pain, losing the grip on his belt and yanking her hand out of his pants. 

            The nerd spun around. His face was bright red with embarrassment and rage. As he turned his lanky elbow whipped around and collided with into Helena's nose.

            CLONK

            "OUGHHPHH!" Helena sputtered. Her vision blurred and her hands clamped over her throbbing, screaming nose.

            But the nerd wasn't done.

            "Let's see how you like it!" He yelled, and his hand dove into the front of the Helena’s loose-fitting jeans barely secured around her hips,  determined to give her a brutal front wedgie.

            But his hand didn't find cloth, just hair. Greasy, unwashed pubic hair enveloped his fingers. His face immediately twisted with disgust. It was in this moment, that he noticed the smell coming off her, rancid rotten body odor radiating off her. It was this smell that gave her strength at her old school and let the slim girl of slightly below average height overpower even the biggest and strongest boys at her high school.

            He felt his lunch rise up in his throat for a second in an acidic upchuck. He pulled his arm back, but his hand didn't get the memo, and his fingertips still curled around her bush as if grabbing her panties, his curling fingers rubbing across greasy pussy lips for an instant.

            SHRIPPP

            "EEEEEIIIIEEEE!!!" Helena screamed in pain.

            "AIIEEEEuUGHH!!" The nerd yelled and gagged in disgust.

            Her entire monstrous bush was so vile and greasy that it clung to his hand like an alien monster. The pussy stench spread from the mossy clinging clot of hair up his arm. The waxy follicles and root sheaths stuck out of the clump like fungal seed pods. He waved his hand trying to get it off, eyes watering from the smell of it, but the bush hungrily stuck to his hand.

            Helena, her scream dying down into a whimper stood on wobbly knees, shuddered with her whole body. Her hands went from her swelling nose to her burning, stinging crotch over and over again. Every inch of her crotch, her pussy burned and stung and sparked with coursing pain. The front of her pants felt so much looser now that she had been brutally de-bushed. With a thud, she fell to her knees, cupping her bald, aching pussy through her clothes.

            The nerd and the would-be bully were both interrupted by the explosive sound of laughter. Everyone in the hallway was pointing and laughing at them. The two looked at each other, both glaring with eyes filled with hate. Both of their faces turning bright, bright red.

            Helena and the nerd scurried away as fast as they could to opposite sides of the hall, disappearing into the women’s and men’s bathrooms.

***

            “Shittt….” Helena hissed. Her pimple covered naked ass sat in one of the sinks in the girl’s room. Her cheeks squished against the square shape of the sink. Her pants were a messy bundle on the ground under her dangling feet.

            The water was running, and Helena splashed the water again and again against her pussy, trying to relive the numbness and unintentionally washing it for the first time in weeks.

            She tilted her head back and tried to relax, tried to focus on the cool soothing water running across her skin, sliding between her folds. Her fingers shifted, molding and steering the running water so that the flooding pressure hit her pussy in just the right ways.

            “OH. My GOD.” A student had just walked into the restroom and stared with a shocked grin on her face at Helena who was wearing only a black t-shirt. The erect nipples of Helena’s b-cups poked through the thin fabric.

            Helena wrenched her hand away, looking incredibly guilty.

            “HEY!” was all she could summon out of her throat.

            The student ignored her and pulled out her phone, recording Helena with her camera.

            “HEY! You can’t do that!” Helena screamed. She struggled to pull herself out of the sink, but her ass wouldn’t move. Her wide hips were wedged perfectly into the sink. Her arms flapped at the air, clawing at the other student even though she was ten feet away.

            “NNnOOO!!” Helena screamed into the camera lens capturing her twisting face as she struggled in helpless humiliation.

***

            In the men’s room, the nerd, Luke, was also at the sinks. He held his hand against the running water, watching the grimy pubic hairs slowly untangle themselves from his fingers. The stink still remained, and to Luke’s horror he felt his body react to the smell, Helena’s rotten hormonal stench corroding his brain, short circuiting it.

            He clenched his teeth, fighting his urges, but he couldn’t stop his stupid cock from springing to life in his pants, the pathetic tent in his pants was so massive that it prodded at the edge of the sinks.