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We can't do this [nsfw]


We can't do this [nsfw]

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๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹ bei "zieh' den Rock aus!" hab ich mich doch glatt an meiner eigenen Spucke verschluckt vor Schock!!! ๐Ÿคฃ

Michaela Ameise

[shocked face] Uhhhh... Will there be a part 2 where she goes to drop off the key at his place??

Jane Doe

belt sounds >

LisaLisa 1701

We need a part 2 please ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿฅต

Labby

Boyyy we all need that part 2๐Ÿฅต

Margarita Maldonado

please talk dirty in German..?

KAY

Omg,,๐Ÿ˜ณ

KAY

Part 2๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค

Tofu

We need a part 2 sir ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

Floridaman

Am I the only one who thinks we somehow made a deal with the janitor?

Beth

"put the stick in...where? What?" ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

LilacW

More German please :)

Ephi

Idk why but the German part ,,Mund auf'' reminds me of this one German ad for donating cells it literally goes ,,Mund auf, Stรคbchen rein, Spender sein'' which translated means ,,Open your Mouth, put the stick in (don't know the medical term for this), be a donator''

Haru

I hope thereโ€™s gonna be a part 2

Cat

I'm leading you to 17:48. It's a few seconds before Noah busts out his German. I'm taking you to this part because I enjoy listening to this line in that section: 'Nevertheless, I must honour my job as an educator.' Firstly, the way Noah says 'nevertheless' is so soft. It's almost ticklish. Secondly, the fact that this line was said just before the NSFW stuff is pretty good writing. I like the irony of the words being uttered just as the professor asks the student to take off their skirt. (He asks in German, which instead I somehow heard as 'Let's see how it goes.' .)

LilacW

THE GERMAN VOCABULARY LINE WAS SMOOTH ASF๐Ÿฅต

Neverhere

๐Ÿ˜ฒ omg.. grabbing my pillow, placing it over my face and screams a bit. *inhales deeply, exhaling slowly* but I'll be waiting patiently for part 2, if there is a part too soon. ๐Ÿ˜Š

CosmicVignette

what timestamp does the german come in? ๐Ÿ‘€

Rj needs Jesus

You graciously answer a lot of our questions, especially since the subject matter can be borderline invasive. Perhaps you would like to turn the tables a little. Do you have any questions for us, Noah? As you said, we can continue discussions in the comments and you can expand on them too in your mini-podcast. :D

LilacW

Omg need a part two!!! Just amazing!!

Constanza

Please tell me there is a part two. Please please please!!

Lauryn Mani

you naughty naughty ;> loved it!

noripinephryne

y e s second part please sir, i am running to that address like right now hahaha also, those slightMDom vibes from my german prof. got me so... i think i might have discovered something about myself ;D if there would be a second part to this i would love it to get more MDom and aggressive and stuff, since the prof is so strict/cool usually, i'd love him to loose his cool and get all riled up and get his dom persona on

noripinephryne

Why? Iโ€™m choosing clothes with pockets and havenโ€™t seen anything unrealistic in thatโ€ฆ

Natalie Nandahar

Sir, imma need that part two ๐Ÿ˜ณ and soon pleaseee

Caterina Bunny

Please don't let us wait too long for the second Part , please Sir ๐Ÿ˜‰

Becca

when the german came into play ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

bee

Fun fact Jim is actually the most common janitor/maintenance man name

Rachel

Damn you, Jim-Mike-Stephen! Lol this was fun though. Nearly getting caught did add to the naughtiness๐Ÿคง

Saya J

Beinahe ertappt ๐˜ˆ๐˜ญ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ถ๐˜จ๐˜ฉ๐˜ต ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ต auf frischer Tat. ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ-๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ๐˜ญ๐˜บ. ร„uรŸerst knapp auf mehr ๐˜ˆ ๐˜ค๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ als einer Art und Weise. ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜บ๐˜ด. Ich mag den Nervenkitzel, ๐˜ ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ญ, ein bisschen Risiko, ๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ข ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ฌ, es ist berauschend. ๐˜ช๐˜ต'๐˜ด ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜น๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ. Ich bin sehr gespannt ๐˜ ๐˜ข๐˜ฎ ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜บ ๐˜ฆ๐˜น๐˜ค๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ zu sehen was als nรคchstes kommt. ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜น๐˜ต. A bit late, but better late than never. ๐Ÿ™ˆ This audio was very... inspiring. ๐Ÿฅต

V, the librarian

Lolol. This is too cute. You should totally email him. Besides, you graduated already. Dynamics would be slightly different. You would just be two adults chatting. ๐Ÿ˜Š One of these two things might happen: either you live out your crush fantasies or you become friends with a professor who is cool enough to gain your admiration. It's a win-win. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘ You should totally email back.

LilacW

If this is M4F, the idea that our clothes have pockets breaks immersion cause its so unrealistic XD

SaraJSweetheart

Itโ€™s been 2 months since my professor who I have a crush on emailed me and told me to visit him to have a chat once uni normalizes. I graduated last semester. I didnโ€™t replyโ€ฆyetโ€ฆ because Iโ€ฆ canโ€™t evenโ€ฆ make myself type โ€œYes, sir, please?โ€ without blushing. ๐Ÿ˜ณ This is grad school not bachelorโ€™s, Jesus. Maybe I should email him back soon. ๐Ÿคญ

AltDiem

steven hope you go to hell ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

Yasmeen 1995

I really hope thereโ€™s a second part to this ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ’œ

Cat

Wtf jim๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ... We could have... and then you decided to show up.. Ughhhhhh

Robin Lindoor

More German! lol so freaking hot ๐Ÿฅต

Emily Watts

ยซGood girlยป TWICE? You are spoiling us, sir

Mina Zelda

Just had a night of complete emotional hell and I so needed this๐ŸคŒ

iris

Canโ€™t wait to hear 2nd part๐Ÿ˜ I hope there will be oneโ€ฆ

Natalie Nandahar

Cellphones don't๐Ÿ‘fit๐Ÿ‘in๐Ÿ‘girls๐Ÿ‘pant๐Ÿ‘pockets๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜… nice vid BTW ๐Ÿ‘Œ

Blahwitch

๐Ÿคค heavenly, I really love this professor haha, thank you Noah you always take all requests :'D we don't deserve you!!

Kim Lemonade

Hereโ€™s my address bring my key with you yup see you in 30

DolliMunster

Holy Makkaroni! Dirty talk itself is hot BUT I never would have guessed the steep slope that dirty talk in 2 languages at once would create. I guess a certain someone invented a new kink because he aced it the first two times he did it and itโ€™s so much better than it has any right to be ๐Ÿ˜ฉ. The words and the tone hit the nail on the head, went in for the kill dead on so to say. Creating a need while being the only one far and wide to provide a fix is almost mean ๐Ÿ˜‰ thx Noah for this intense content ๐Ÿ˜˜

planefighter

noah: *starts to speak in german* me: *automatically gets seduced**dies*

Saturn

Also, Video Suggestion (can do a SFW youtube version, and spicier version for patreon) just 30 minutes of making out. That is all. No talking, ALL kissing. Spicy making out for the patreon version.

SaraJSweetheart

*Nose bleeding* Oh My...

Aida1982

For some reason, i was expecting him to just kick the door ONCE and go "....ow." then give up XD

SaraJSweetheart

yeah yeah yeah, those stuck in a _____ are always hard to write with those damn smartphones existing ๐Ÿ˜“

Noah's Haven

Bravo

Rachel

On the day his phone AND his car are getting repaired, this happens? It sounds like the muse has been planning this for a looooong while. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Property damage be damned. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Also, I'm just about halfway through and won't get to the NSFW part because I gotta go out and about...but... I just want to say this...I expected Friday to be a great day, heading into the weekend. It turned out to be an AWFUL day at work. Like crisis mode day. And I'm still going back to the grind on Monday holding my breath if there's any fall out. Saying a had a shit day is an understatement. So the first half of this audio making me laugh in parts was very much welcomed. I don't really need to hear the NSFW parts right now. I just .. needed the cheering up. So yeah ..thanks for the laughs.

LilacW

When Noah said, "such a good girl" I simply died ๐Ÿ˜ซ

Deku

I lost my shit when he said is it Jim? Oh Stephen. Poor Mike/Jim the janitor.

Arcanekenlove

What the fuck Steven??? We were all rooting for you, why did you have to come back ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Natchy

Oh, no!โ€ฆ ๐Ÿฅบ Jesus! How can you stop at the hottest point?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Hanomi ๅทดไนƒๆตท

Dear lord this one is SO good, I probably won't be able to concentrate all day now haha

Skye

*likes post before listening*

Mina Zelda

I canโ€™t listen to this right now, because I just walked into a work meeting ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ

Tiff

same

listener

Iโ€™m slightly ashamed of how fast I came here after getting the notification ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Taiga Senpai

For everybody wondering: I've decided to turn the Spicy Question of the week into the Spicy QuestionS of the month. So more like a classic Q and A format with lots of questions in one go :D However, if someone asks a good question, where I can tell a longer story to or where the comment section could be a good place to discuss that question in particular, I might switch back to one question :D As always, figuring it out as I move along ;D

Noah's Haven


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