On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my Candy brought to me...
*Deep Breath*
Twelve Starry Stripes...
Eleven ft. of Horse...
Ten Years of Candy...
Nine Tons of Balls...
Eight Gallons of Milk...
Seven Horny Candles...
Six Shades of Red...
Gold Cock Rings!
Four feet of Stack...
Three Naughtyy Panthers...
Two Shining Knights...
And a Kitty for a Christmas tree!