On the eleventh Day of Christmas my Candy brought to me...
Eleven ft. of Horse
Ten Years of Candy
Nine Tons of Balls...
Eight Gallons of Milk...
Seven Horny Candles...
Six Shades of Red...
Gold Cock Rings!
Four feet of Stack...
Three Naughtyy Panthers...
Two Shining Knights...
And a Kitty for a Christmas tree!