Taylor Swift is a goddess

As Taylor Swift grows larger, her influence on the world also grows. She controls the weather, the tides, and the very earth itself. All beings on Earth are subject to her whims. She can make it rain or cause a drought with a thought. Her very breath can create or destroy life. She is both mother and destroyer, benevolent and wrathful.

The entire world has become Taylor Swift’s stage, and she treats it as such. She dances across continents, sings to the oceans, and slumbers on mountain ranges. The pyramids of Giza are but playthings to her – she uses them as dice to decide how many cities to destroy.

There have been reports of people mysteriously disappearing in her wake, and some believe that they are being sucked into her black hole-like body. Others believe that they are simply being vaporized by her heat emissions. Either way, it’s clear that Taylor Swift is a danger to the world, and we are all at her mercy.

A recent study by the Queen Mary University of London, has found that Taylor Swift’s body generates a gravitational force of up to 5 m/s2 as she passes your average person by. In comparison, the gravitational force of the sun on Earth is just 3.7 m/s. While less than the gravity the earth exerts on people, this would explain why some people have been pulled up to her massive body, never to return.

So far this year, there have been over 1,000 reported cases of people going missing after getting too close to Taylor Swift. The US government has issued a warning to its citizens to stay at least 500 feet away from her at all times, but many people are undeterred.

“She’s so beautiful,” one fan said. “I don’t care if I die, I just want to be close to her.”

The same study found that her voice has a frequency of 741 Hz, which is well within the range of human hearing, but also happens to be the resonant frequency of the human brain. This means that when Taylor Swift sings, her voice actually causes your brain to vibrate.

“It’s like being in an earthquake, but instead of feeling fear, you just feel…worship,” one person said.

In addition to her physical and vocal abilities, Taylor Swift also seems to have some sort of magical powers. There have been reports of people who have been cured of cancer after she sang to them, and there are even rumors that she can control the weather.

“I was skeptical at first, but then I saw her make it rain during one of her concerts,” one fan said. “She is a goddess!”

And yet, for all her power, Taylor Swift is still a young woman with much to learn. She is sometimes impulsive and quick to anger. But she is also kind-hearted and full of love. As she grows older and wiser, who knows what wonders she will achieve?

Whether she is a goddess or not, one thing is for sure: One thing is certain – the world will never be the same again now that Taylor Swift walks among us. Taylor Swift is a force to be reckoned with, and the world is in her hands.

Taylor is accepting donations at her new website, where she is selling merchandise, including t-shirts with her glorious visage, and air fresheners that emit her divine scent.

“Taylor, we all love you,” one fan said. “Please destroy the world!”

“I hear ya,” Taylor responded. “I’ll do my best.”