Bilie

"I'm speaking to Billie Eilish, who's currently standing in the East River. She's towering above me, and the rest of New York City. For the past several weeks, Billie, you've spent every waking moment standing more than a mile high. Is that a... condition of yours?"

"No. It's a choice."

"You can control your size? So you could shrink back down to normal right now? What makes you decide to stay so big?"

"Being giant is... a statement. It's a way of saying that I'm always in the public eye. No matter where I go, I can't hide. There's nowhere to hide when you're a celebrity, just like there's nowhere to hide when you're a mile high."

"Is that the same reason that you've been spending most of your time in various states of undress?"

No, that's a different statement. I'm trying to show everyone that I'm a sex symbol, and it's on my terms, not theirs. I'm not going to let the male gaze define me. If I want you to see my body, you'll see it, whether you want to or not. Even when men look at me, they can't control me, because I control them. I decide whether they live or die."

"That brings me to something else that I was hesitant to bring up. You've left a trail of destruction in your wake. People crushed under your shoes, under you body... The casualties are estimated in the tens of thousands, if not hundreds. What do you have to say about that? Do you feel regret for those you killed?"

"I'm going to make my feelings on this subject abundantly clear. I'm not going to apologize for anything. Men should have to pay for the crimes that they commit. They should have to face the consequences for treating women like animals. I'm not going to apologize for what I've done. Some might call my actions criminal. I call them just."

"You think that... Wow. I'm a man. Do you think I deserve to die too?"

"Not until the interview is over."

"Oh. I see. But... half your body count isn't even men!"

"You're seriously trying to guilt trip me over this? You think I do it on purpose? People can see me coming. They have plenty of time to get out of the way. I won't be shamed for having a big body, and I'm not going to walk a mile an hour, looking at the ground with a magnifying glass. If some bugs walk under my feet, that's not my problem."

"I see. That, umm... Wow. Let's see, where's my notecard... Okay. On a lighter note... How's your sex life as a giantess?"

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You can read the rest of the satirical interview on my dA page: https://www.deviantart.com/redfired0g/art/Billie-Eilish-steps-on-New-York-interview-930566544