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Ariana Grande smashes a crowd [UPDATED]

[EDIT] I ended up making a couple other versions of this... I think the new outfit and face is an improvement but I like the original too!

Every famous singer has something they're known for. Elton John performs with elaborate costumes. Britney Spears does high-energy dances. Ariana Grande is known for growing thousands of feet tall.

It's become her signature. She grows to a gigantic size before her show starts, and she stays that size for the duration of her performance. She doesn't need a microphone for her voice to carry, and her shows attract tens of thousands of people. No one knows how Ariana grows, but her abilities are undeniable.

Some have called it a miracle, and when a show goes well, everyone is cheering in amazement... but there's a dark side to Ariana. When her shows go badly, Ariana takes her anger out on the audience. She's known for stepping off of her stage and walking through the crowd, crushing hundreds or even thousands of people beneath her deadly high-heel boots. "You should have fucking cheered louder, because now I'm going to make you all scream!" Ariana shouted at a crowd outside of Denver. "I'm going to kill you all and there's nothing you can do about it!" The next day, no one was able to dig out the bodies from underneath Ariana's enormous platform boots.

The first time that Ariana did this, she said, "I was just having a bad night, and I was trying to make amends with my fans." She said that she couldn't control her growth, and that she would rather die than hurt one of her fans. That attitude has been repeated on every occasion. Ariana is as gentle as a lamb when she's performing, but when she's having a bad night, you want to turn tail and run.

Ariana's total body count is estimated at a whopping 146,000 people. That makes her the 3rd deadliest woman of all time, behind Taylor Swift and Kim Kardashian. Ariana says that she  doesn't know how she got the ability to grow. Now, if you ever see her on stage, you'll see a giant, towering woman, with a cute, innocent face and a beautiful, talented voice... And you'll also see death itself. Because if Ariana's having a bad night, you'll be the next one to get crushed by Ariana Grande's platform boots.

"Yeah, so what if I take my anger out on fans every now and again? They know what they're signing up for. They have to sign a waiver when they come to my concerts. Everyone knows that I might decide to stomp the crowd if I don't like them. I think the thrill is part of why so many people show up."

Ariana's shows are high-risk, but they're a big draw in the music business. People flock to see her shows regularly, and every so often she causes an atrocity that shocks the world. Ariana's career is a high-wire act, and her ability is both her greatest strength and her greatest weakness.

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Comments

Only way to give her tiny ass voice some volume lol

Dr. Whoopass

I mean, I think she's hot, or else I probably wouldn't have made this! I really don't have a strong opinion on how talented she is, I'm not sure if I know any of her songs. Nepotism and industry meddling is kind of the norm among big artists, people who make it on pure talent are the exception!

Redfiredog

I think it's a difficult one because I don't think Ariana is the most attractive in terms of looks. She's one of the singers like most singers willing to sell her soul to the industry to become hugely rich. So they basically pumped her up to this thing she'd like never achieve in a proper merit based system. Anyway you've done your best despite that, very hot story indeed and very hot images as well 🙂

Union

IDK, honestly you're giving that line more thought than I did!

Redfiredog

So if Ariana is the 3rd deadliest, who's the first? And could we expect to see a celebrity comic one day soon?

Demdiesel83


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