Rewards have been sent!
Added 2020-01-02 19:04:50 +0000 UTC"Do you sell comics?"
"We sell forbidden giantess erotica from places men fear to tread. We also sell Frozen Yogurt, which I call Forgurt!"
"Can I get my comic links?"
"You should have already received a reward link. Check your inbox! But I warn you, it comes with a terrible curse... in that it Bullies won't be out for a while. "
"That's bad."
...But Bullies should be out by Sunday!"
"That's good!"
"...but it could also come out later than that."
"That's bad."
"...but the comic will be really good!"
"That's good!"
"Bullies contains Potassium Benzoate."
"...."
"That's bad."
"Can I go now?"
For anyone who doesn't get the reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Krbl911ZPBA

Comments
OK you are definitely now my favorite giant naked lady author
Dr. Whoopass
2020-01-03 01:06:23 +0000 UTCAs I'm mostly here for Jen's hunger, the curse doesn't seem too terrible
omnomplus
2020-01-02 20:05:44 +0000 UTCI don't actually sell Frogurt, nor do I claim any rights to sell products under the Frogurt(TM) name
Redfiredog
2020-01-02 19:10:04 +0000 UTCI appreciate the best simpsons joke. Happy new year : )
Danyboychan
2020-01-02 19:06:37 +0000 UTC