Alternative title: My Giant Ex-Girlfriend
I'm not sure if anyone remembers the "Overly-attached Girlfriend" meme, which is apparently... wow, six years old now? But I've been toying with the idea about a stalker-ish giantess girlfriend for a while, and this seems like a good starting point. Let me know if this is something you want me to expand upon and continue!
Short-story below:
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"Brian!" She shouted through the window of my eight-story apartment. "I knew you were in there! Why haven't you been answering my calls, you big sillyface?"
"I told you, Briana, I wanted to take a break--"
"You shouldn't joke about that!"
"I'm not joking--"
"When you joke like that it makes me sad. But I'm glad you're just joking, because if you were serious I'd get very, very angry, and you know how destructive I can get when I'm angry. You're just joking, right?"
"Y-yes, of course--"
"I knew it! I knew you'd never want to leave me all alone again! Let me hold you! Come out on the patio, before I have to smash a window!"
"Actually, I was going to go meet with Sarah--"
"Sarah? Who the hell is Sarah?"
"Just a girl from my college, we've been meeting together to study--"
"You've been meeting with other girls? Pretty college girls? Do you think she's prettier than me? Are you going to leave me for her?"
"She's nothing, she's just-- You know what, it doesn't matter, I'll just cancel the meeting, okay?"
"Oh, I don't think so. We're going to meet with this Sarah. Together."
"That's not necessary--"
"I think it is, honey. I don't want some slut to steal you from me. So either this Sarah is going to be the ugliest girl I've ever seen, or she's going to be the prettiest stain on my sneaker. Sound good, honeycakes?"
"...sounds good..."
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