RDD 35

Chapter 35




After seeing them off, I and the kids return to the house and decided to spend our day playing. 


"Jajjy, you are the bad Dwagon and you will kidnap Pwincess Aria. Then, Mister Ken will show up, and kwill you."


As expected of my daughter, she knew how to create a scenario. Perhaps she would become a movie director or a famous writer.


"Okay, baby! Roar-!"


I acted like a lizard, walking with my four limbs, and kidnapped Princess Aria, which was the barbie doll. I snatched the toy and laughed like a madman, I'm good at doing that. 


"Nyihihihi! Guaarr--!"


I roared and jumped on the bed. I feel like I'm returning back to being a child, an asshole of a child. 


"Oh no! Pwincess Aria was kidnapped. Someone help us! Help!"


Sophia said and she looked said as she looked around. Suddenly, a man flew by and landed on the bed. Right in front of me. 


"Whoosh-! Whoosh-! I'm Ken! The Hero!"


"Roar!"


The man before me had metal wings. His hands had a rifle and sword. He looked menacing. And the main reason why he looked menacing was because of his face! He was a robot! Ken was a Gundam! 


"Release the Pwincess!"


The one who was holding the Gundam was Sophia. She spoke with a raspy voice as the Gundam raised his weapon. 


"Nyraagh-!"


Of course, as the bad Dragon, I have to fight for it. I 'wrestled' with Ken and fought him valiantly. 


Unfortunately, because I was the bad guy, Ken defeated me and slain the Dragon. 


He took back Pwincess Aria and they live happily ever after. 


Sophia held the two toys. The Gundam and Barbie married and had a baby... Sophia was the narrator and she decided to marry the two different toys. 


"Unfortunately, Mister Ken cheated and he divowced Pwincess Aria. Because of too much depwession, Pwincess Aria killed herself. A few years later, Mister Ken wealized that he still love Pwincess Aria and he returned. But he was shocked when he found that Pwincess Aria died. Then, he killed himself too."


'Wait what? Ken, you fucking asshole! You are not a man! You coward! You left her and caused her death! You deserve to die!'


I almost got caught in the plot.


As expected of my daughter, she knew how to make a good story. 


I rubbed her hair as she started making another story. This time, Pwincess Aria was an actress while Mister Ken was a billionaire CEO. She really knew how to make a story. Her plot was one of a kind-- an actress and CEO, definitely not a cliche. 


"Dad, where's your charger? Your phone is low battery."


"Check the luggage, it's in the right pocket."


Old phones had short-life batteries and they needed to charge at least twice a day. 


"Kids, just tell me if you're hungry, we can eat chips."


"Yes, Dad."


We bought chips and chocolate and gave most of them to Penelope's relatives. We left a few packs, enough for us to eat. 


"Jajjy... Wiwi." Sophia's voice became weak as she realized something. 


"What's that Princess?"


I turned to her and found that Sophia peed herself. Her diaper was much darker. 


"Jajjy... Sophia's uncomfortable."


"It's okay sweetheart, Daddy will change your diaper. Please stay still. Roman, get me Sophia's diaper."


"Here Dad."


As a father, I experienced changing diapers for my kids. 


A few minutes later, Sophia looked happy again and returned her focus to her toys. She started making another story. This time, Mister Ken was a gangster while Princess Aria was a normal girl. She fell in love with the bad boy Ken and fixed him. Definitely not a cliche. 


Suddenly, I realized the noises outside of our room. I opened the door and saw three boys. 


They were shocked at first. But then they glanced at Roman, particularly my phone that he was playing with. 


"U- Uncle, can we play with you?"


Huh? Me? Play with kids? Of course not, I'm too old to play with kids. 


"Okay, you can join us."


These kids were cousins of Roman and Sophia. It was not a problem to let them bond and play.


They entered with shyness. Then, their eyes went to the Gundam that Sophia was holding. Their mouths almost drool. 


"Hello Roman, Sophia."


"Hello, cwousins! Let's pway!"


"I have Beyblades here, we can fight."


Roman stopped playing with my phone and joined them instead. 


"Y- Yes! Let's play!"


When they heard that Roman had Beyblades, the three kids immediately became excited. 


One of them ran down to the kitchen and grabbed a basin as a place where Beyblades could fight. 


'Hm, if I'm not wrong, that kid is Billy. Señorita's child.'


My gaze focused on the shortest child. Billy looked thin and malnourished. 


They were the same age but Billy looked like a three-year-old with his height. 


Perhaps Roman already predicted that this would happen so he brought his Beyblades. Or perhaps he just wanted to brag about his toys. 


'Kids were simple. They want to show off their toys to others to make them jealous.'


I'm not going to lie, I'm that kind of child. I remember when I was in Elementary, I brought my Walkman and wore it all day. My classmates were drooling as they look at me... Yes, I know, I'm an asshole. 


"Go shoot!"


The four kids pulled the trigger and their Beyblades started spinning in the basin. They clashed and crashed. 


"Wow!"


Even Sophia was watching. She was impressed watching the Beyblades clash. 


They kept playing for hours. They get to know each other and called each other cousins intimately. 


Kids, they were too simple. 


"This Beyblade... Can I have it?" Billy asked bravely as he looked at the Beyblade. 


"You can have one each, I have dozens of them in our home." Roman rubbed his nose and grinned. 


"Wow! Thank you, Roman!" The three boys were happy and thanked him a lot. They spent their time playing until they got tired. 


Before they leave, I gave them chocolate each. I want them to see me as a good uncle.