RDD CHAPTER ZERO

[Note: This is my first 1st person perspective after a long time and I'm quite excited about it. Let's see what I can do.]

Reincarnated as a Deadbeat Dad: Let's start with small business. 

Chapter Zero:

*Broom broom

You didn't hear that wrong, that's my body making noise. I'm running on the road, making my way to my target. 

I'm known as the gate to the other worlds. The Isekai-maker. I am Truck-Kun, the almighty truck that will bash through your head and send you to another world. 

I have contracts with different Gods and Goddesses to send targeted people to another world. Some of them became Heroes while some became Edgy Anti-Heroes.

Not my problem, I'm just doing my job and I'm quite good at it. 

Right now, I'm at the dirty and smoky ground of the Philippines where I have to smash someone to a pulp. 

Of course, I'm at my Isuzu form. My driver is casually driving the road, he didn't know that I am the one who was in control. I'm just waiting for the right time to act. 

Let's see, once I turn right, I will find my target and kill him. 

Cars hovering around me. I saw an old truck releasing black smoke. Mmm, nice dump truck. I want to hit that rear if I have time. 

Unfortunately, my job will not let me. I'm kinda busy to be honest. 

While my driver was whistling his way, I turned right and reached the place where I will hit my target. 

He just came out of the 7/11 shop holding Gatorade Blue. By the way, I prefer Gatorade Orange... 

My target looks young, around his early twenties. He is probably a college student since he is wearing a student uniform. 

He had a nice face, sadly, I will smash his whole body so that his parents will never recognize him because he will be nothing but a bunch of flesh once I'm done, hehe. 

Without hesitation, I accelerated. My wheels rolled fast.

*Broom broom!!

"Huh? W- what's going on!?"

My driver panicked. Sucks to be you driver, but you will probably lose your job this time. If not lucky, maybe you will go to jail. 

"M- My brake! It's not working!!"

He screamed and tried to step on the pedal but it was futile as if I will listen. 

"Everyone!! Get out of the way!!"

*Beep! Beep!

The driver punched the horn as he saw that he was going to hit a structure. 

The people heard the horn and immediately ran and evaded me. 

Yet it seems that my target is wearing earphones and he can't hear it. Look at that~ 

"Hey! Get out, there's a truck!"

"Oh my God!!"

The people screamed at my target but he was nonchalantly drinking. When he turned around, his eyes dilated when he realized that a tall truck would bulldoze him. 

"...Shit."

I think I heard him curse. 

That's right kid, you are indeed in deep shit. Well, I hope you will have a fulfilling life in another world. I don't know why the Gods and Goddesses ask me to kill you but considering that they are interested in you, they probably have a plan. 

*Bang!

A loud crash. I felt his body being crushed by the force as I smashed my way.

My front face dented as I hit the wall. I lost my speed and completely stopped. 

Everyone was dumbfounded for a second. Yet they recalled that someone was hit by the truck. 

"S- Someone call the ambulance!"

"Help!"

Ambulance? Help? Bruh, he is already dead. He turned into a meat paste, I'm good at my job and I never missed. 

My target is already gone, he is probably meeting a Goddess or God right now. 

The citizens went pale but their minds quickly reacted. They approached me and the remaining flesh. 

As for the driver, he groggily came out of the truck. His face was bleeding as he vomited. I don't know if he is sick because of the crash or because he killed an innocent life. 

Oops, looks like my time is done here. I have to go to my next target.

Let's see... Oh! I guess I have to return to Japan now. I have three targets this time!

A fat guy, and a couple. 

Hehe, let's see their reactions once I smashed their bodies to pieces. 

Aight, Truck-run out.