At my house we believe in Murdercat
Added 2018-12-13 21:22:36 +0000 UTC
Some people have Santa Claus, I have an adorable arbiter of death. (Who, at this very moment, is sneaking up on me underneath the top layer of blankets while I sit here on the bed typing.)
Murdercat gets by on looks, because her personality is usually a choice between "too dumb to tell the difference between food and dryer sheets" and "all things made of flesh must die and I will build my throne from their bones" - luckily I have enough flesh on me that she's never succeeded in de-boning me, but it's only a matter of time.
What Murdercat wants, Murdercat gets, and what she wants for the next month or so is for all the recordings in the "Self-Hypnosis Through Mutual Trance" series to be available to everyone! (She's luring you all into a false sense of security, you know.)
So, if you've ever been interested in checking these recordings out, but are not a patron, now is your chance!

Murdercat - "Ho ho ho" (probably.)