Mind Blind Blooper Reel #2
Added 2021-01-15 18:15:25 +0000 UTC“I’m not the mind reader in my family. That would be Nick, and he’s tragically indisposed.” I overexaggerate my shrug. “What are you trying to hint at?”
“Brilliant deduction, Watson. All we need now is a clown and two emus, and we’ll have the entire circus.”
“Why emus?” Sally asks.
You gaze at her seriously. “Why not emus?”
Are emus just discount ostriches? Nick ponders.
To kiss or to kill. That is the question.
Stop. Imagining. Him. Naked. Nick begs.
You add a speedo to your mental imagery.
Not better. Nick thinks. In fact, it’s somehow worse.
Feeling powerless can’t be resolved with platitudes. It seems like your brother is finally about to learn that lesson.
Comments
😂😂😂
Jo O'Connor
2021-01-18 22:30:10 +0000 UTCUsually I keep bloopers light hearted, but I really liked the last line and was sad that I didn't have an opportunity to use it in my rewrite. Maybe in a future chapter!
Jo O'Connor
2021-01-16 00:21:45 +0000 UTCWonder which cast member is going to play Yorick . . .
Jo O'Connor
2021-01-16 00:21:06 +0000 UTCPlease. Ambrose in a speedo is a *gift*
Jo O'Connor
2021-01-16 00:20:43 +0000 UTCit's all fun and games until the last part 🧍
Electra Heart
2021-01-15 18:41:51 +0000 UTCPart of me is feeling sorry for Nick. A smaller part is laughing hysterically.
2021-01-15 18:27:47 +0000 UTCAfter this, I am hoping Ophelia arch isn’t connected to MB but also the angst tho 😳 I will call ostriches “overpriced emus” now 😔 Emus are cuter
Riveringrio
2021-01-15 18:26:06 +0000 UTCTo bad he figures that out too late for Ophelia 😐
Jo O'Connor
2021-01-15 18:22:44 +0000 UTCI think you mean "discount ostriches" 😋
Jo O'Connor
2021-01-15 18:22:02 +0000 UTCNick sobbing in resentful buttons brain as they imagine rosy fortnite dancing in a speedo
Fish
2021-01-15 18:21:01 +0000 UTCRosy 😆
Jo O'Connor
2021-01-15 18:19:52 +0000 UTCAlso, Nick and Sally, I adore you, but please put more respect on emus 😤
Riveringrio
2021-01-15 18:19:44 +0000 UTCTo kiss. That’s the answer. Hamlet says the same
Riveringrio
2021-01-15 18:19:19 +0000 UTCWHO WERE WE IMAGINING NAKED
Fish
2021-01-15 18:17:03 +0000 UTC
