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Sometimes I Just Like To Play With Words

Subtitle: Insults which Glitch has, on multiple occasions, hurled at K when both were drunk

You illogical corn cobbler
You illegitimate moldy shroom
You browbeaten weathervane
You mangled straw-dashed broom

You waterlogged, pockmarked crumpet
You gaseous bulbous newt
You marooned gouted mumblewit
You vedious filangled gahmute

You thrippled nippled twirlywank
You cincancient oopsie-whoops
You puffacilious buffled curlank
You grimilitous jurled hurloop

(The thing I love most about English
And it's staccato drawl
Is its nonsensical rhythm
And words that aren't words at all)

Comments

Lol! I admit, I have taken to calling our dog a "twirlywank" πŸ˜‚

Jo O'Connor

aahhh, downright shakespearian

The brains of poets work in mysterious ways when intoxicated (or, in my case, sleepy). Most likely, Glitch wanted to order another drink and K said no πŸ˜…

Jo O'Connor

Glitch & I have a shared love of over the top insults, apparently 🀣 I need to know how K has earned these phenomenal insults because truly, Glitch has put impressive linguistics work in

Chigusa Eyes


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