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I attempted to cross England in a completely straight line. (PART 1)

Good evening my lovely patreons. Sit back and enjoy.

The straight line mission and all it's glorious pointlessness peaks right here with what is undoubtedly the most ridiculously ambitious jaunt I've ever attempted. 68 miles across the most rugged and remote areas of my home country in the darkest depths of winter, battling oceans of hellish forests, unrivalled amounts of farmland and countless more seriously dodgy obstacles. All of this with my rivals (who embark 4 days later) breathing down my neck.
Join me and my new and improved support crew as I aim to become the first person to cross England in a completely straight line, hopefully achieving what I never thought was possible.

Some speech might be difficult to hear - use good speakers/headphones if possible and use the man made subtitles

I attempted to cross England in a completely straight line. (PART 1)

Comments

When can we expect Part 2! Congrats on the baby!

Ryan Thomas

Big congratulations to you and Verity Tom! Also any chance you will reissue the vinyl soundtrack?

Mark Turner

Congrats to you and Verity mate!

Perspectivized

So happy for you and Verity! Amazing news!

Thomas Albion

Pretty common word here I'd say

CarnivorousCumquat

Congratulations to you and Verity! Although I do think this video series might now have peaked in the first five minutes... 😉

Gemma

Incredible — the minute the first track starts I’m back in!!

Daniel Burt

Ohhh, a few minutes in now. Congratulations as well, Verity and Tom 💚💚

Tancred

Simply the intro music gives me nostalgic feeling already. Love it, Tom 💚

Tancred

Congratulations to you both !!!

Guillaume GRS

Congratulations both!

Gerne Hareth

Congratulations to you both

Digsy’s Dinner

congratulations and best wishes, Tom!

Viktor Pichnenko

9:34 Is "Fiddly" a common British word or is Tom also a watcher of Taskmaster?

ZZ

The first human to complete a straight line mission with a newborn!! Kidding… or am I?

Stuart Duncan

Big congrats on the news mate. My second is coming along in about 7 weeks. One of the most challenging, joyful, and terrifying experiences of my life.

Stuart Duncan

Looks like we're back!

Adam Chater

Same 😂

John Hammond

Oh no, we were half way through and it's gone private!

Adam Chater

The video’s gone private just as I’d got to the good bit! Panic!

John Hammond

Awww brilliant xx

Laura Newton

Of course Laura! hardly anything is going to change! entertaining you guys is my livelihood and I will continue to take it very seriously!

tom davies

Laura that couldn't be further from the truth! I've got loads of great things planned.

tom davies

Thank you for the effort you put into the subtitles. I know those aren’t fun to put together, especially with the added formatting and detail on who is talking off camera.

Jacob Tender

Everytime I watch one of these videos I ring up my friend and tell him that the next day we're heading north in a straight line and not stop till we encounter a grumpy farmer. Love these videos Tom

Ellis Watson

Congratulations to you and Verity!!! Looking forward to the rest of this series too!

Oskar

Congrats. Will you be carrying on your adventures and will you be continuing your patreon and YouTube? (Need to adjust my patreon membership of you won't be doing anymore that's all) As many stop doing stuff/adventures and having fun when they have kids 😂

Laura Newton

Can’t wait for this!! Huge congrats to you both <3

Alexmae

Laura, your tone here is neither appropriate or mature. I’m sure Tom and Verity will have to take this one step at a time and figure out how the missions suit them as they go. Why don’t you bide your time and see if you think his content is value for money then - if you decide it isn’t, you can opt out. Better yet, you could do it now and keep your rude opinions to yourself. We don’t do that here.

Hannah Samuels-Lyons

Congratulations Tom & Verity! Going by the bump size and Christmas tree you must be with your baby now. Best wishes to all of you ☀️ In regards to the mission, I love to hear the sound of that mission music start up, gives me chills. Man that was a great first episode. I hope it works out - I’ll be tuning in!

Hannah Samuels-Lyons

Tom and Verity, congratulations on your baby! As for me, my wife is due with our first daughter on June 15! You will love parenthood and I can tell you will make fantastic parents. Waiting with bated breath for the next episode of this epic mission!

Zaven Arslanian

One of your best videos ever mate. The script, editing, everything.

Michael

Snake, snake? Snaaaaaaaake! Congrats to you both

Gemma Morris

love it!!! f the hardest geezer. we got the hardest wizard

Ben

Why? Means he'll become boring and no more fun adventures! 😭

Laura Newton

Congratulations to Verity and you! I had a sneaking suspicion that might me happening soon 😁. And yay for another mission, love it! 🧤📏🗺️

Marte Kjelsberg

Finally!!! and congratulations :D

Imraduin

Congratz on becoming Geodad and Geomom! Absolutely buzzing!

Ewoud van Aalst

Congratulations bro! 👏🏻

Big Will E

God bless and hope you survive ❤️

Vincent Nicholson

A live heart rate monitor feed would've been interesting for the times when farm activity threatens your attempt!

Daniel

Congratulations on the baby!! I'm surprised you don't also mention Norway in your list of successes

Matthew

A night vision device like a pvs 14 would be handy for the beginning bit! Though maybe wildly expensive. Otherwise a headlamp with red light would be useful as its a lot less noticeable and quite useable once your eyes get adjusted to it. Food for thought, great video!

Adam Wright

screamed out loud when you announced the pregnancy! congrats to the both of you, looking hearing a baby in the background of the geowizard content :,)

Tray Chester

Congratulations on the baby TOMMMMMMM! So happy for YOUUU

Slaaz

Congrats Tom! Next mission with a baby bjorn and nappies on the go!

jonathan andersson

Great start Turnip Tom, and very much congratulations to you and Verity over the bump. Dare I say I live in hope but not expectation?

LordLard

Congrats to you and Verity!!! So excited for you (and to watch this mission)! Love from Philly xx

Gabi

Congrats and thank you tom

Michael Durkin

Congratulations!

Peter Kazmir

Congrats Tom and Verity, Also your pronunciation of bamburgh did make me angry haha. cant wait to watch the rest

Anna Potts

Congrats! All the best to you guys. And thanks for the pleasant surprise, I completely lost track of time. The SLM is my favourite YouTube series/format by a mile

Dexter Thompson

Congrats to you both! That is great news!! Very excited to watch the rest of this mission, How did the max thickness gloves perform?

ricardo silvente

Congratulations Tom and Verity! All the best to you both! And great episode, as usual!

Diogo Campos

Congratulations Tom! I’m a dad to a 2 year old girl - It’s just the best thing ever

Alex Smith

Congrats!😊👏 Luxembourg next for the Straight Line Mission!😬

Fränk Schneider

Congrats! 🎉 Great job getting past the farmers! Looking forward to the next part.

Lewis M

Congratulations, Tom, on becoming a parent!!

Charley Kline

Congratulations to you both!!

JeroenL

Yes Tom! Opening a new straight line video and hearing that iconic intro music is perfection <3

CarnivorousCumquat

Congratulations and best wishes to Verity and the little one!

Viniter

Congratulations Tom and Verity!! Amazing news. Another Straight Line mission, so excited for this one.

Daniel Mein

Laura Newton

Mate congrats on the future child, all the best from Tottenham

Oliver Coupe

Hell. Yeah

Oliver Coupe

Congrats on the little one I hope all goes well. It's the best thing you will ever do with your life.

Jon Banks

congrats on the kid!!! will it be a straight line birth?? keep up the content mate, well done on part one!

Steve Wainwright

Huge congratulations! Surely you gotta do a mission with your baby on your back - first father-daughter duo to cross Wales??

Conor

Let’s name the GeoBaby! I’ll go first…How about Venture, if a boy or Peril, if a girl?

Dan Melone

We are so back!

Felix L.

Legendary - Will be tuning in for every episode! Ooo and congratulations to you both! You're gonna make one hell of a father figure!

Whitchit

congratulations to you and verity! Is it a boy or a girl?

Harry Tearle

Like watching Metal Gear Solid England. You Hardworking Hunk made me howl. 😂 😂 Congratulations to you and Verity on the birth/imminent birth of your first child. I wish you all the very best. 🍻

Martin Willetts

I whould love to see you cross south denmark, its a short walk alot of fields and very small villages

Dimi

YIPPEEE

Duncan Walsh

Huge congrats to you and Verity on the baby!

Rikard Gustafsson

Find it hilarious that you rented my friend’s campervan and he had no clue who you were, and I’ve just got ridiculously excited that I’ve driven the same van 😂 Missed opportunity for a plug there, told him he should have gave you it for free 👀 Congrats on the baby by the way! Edit: Turns out he does know who you are but failed to mention it all to me 🤣🤣

KAH

This is epic and omg congratulations

exploring with ashley

Yeees here we go!

Max Blixt

Can't wait. I'm out tonight doing a night walk so won't get to watch til tomorrow anyway but super pumped for this!

Tribal's Travels

Congratulations on the Geobaby!

David Priestley

Are we recording?

Bjørn Ravnås

Congratulation on the baby Tom. What a great father he’s going to have. I hope to see Thomas Jr doing a straight line mission across Asia in 20 years time!

Luke Brown

lets gooo

Yannick Pulver

i've been waiting so long good luck

noah jenkinson

never clicked a notification faster

Christian Smith

Yeaaah so excited!

Sven Van De Voorde

calp calp calp

Jay

Baby on the way, congratulations!! GeoDad!

Joakim Modin

Get in!

Haris

Get in!

PJW

Get in!!

Frank

Wahooo!

Billy Richardson

YES

Dimi

Get in!

Jack Marris

After monthsssssssss Tommmm let’s gooooo get in!

Charlie Psillas

That music at the start gives me goosebumps. Let's go. 💪

Martin Willetts

YESSSSS

Erik Krafve

Get in! Cheers tom

Connor Beckman

oh hell yeah

Sam Wincott

It's back baby!!

Michael Webb

Literally was just looking for sometimes to watch with my tea

sam humphreys

My body is ready

Nicolas

GET IN!

Chris O'Connor

Finally, ready to watch

Dan Melone

🍻

Sam Boden

YESSSSSSSSS

J Hollands

I forgot I subscribed to Patreon! LETS GO

Aaron Moore


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