geowizard

I went PKing on Old School Runescape. The results were mixed.

Added 2023-10-26 17:43:33 +0000 UTC

Any Runescape heads in the house? Old or new? Well it's your lucky day.
What we have here is a Pking (player killing) session from back in 2021 (before I moved house). I am by no means an accomplished Runescape player these days and very rarely log on. I have racked up an ungodly amount of hours on this game over the years though and one of my favorite pass times has always been p00ning noobs and sending them back to Lumbridge steps where they belong. The trouble is, there are barely any noobs any more because everyone on there has played it for years and it is me that gets sent to the steps of sorrow.

As you will see I am the antithesis of the modern gamer. Not only am I a bit of a noob, but I like to provoke, belittle and ruthlessly ambush my opponents in a sort of abusive, early internet kind of way; sending them into a dizzy 2005 rage. Some of you will disapprove of this, and you'll be pleased to know that I nearly always get my comeuppance..

Apologies to anyone who hasn't heard of or played Runescape.
Apologies also to people who play Runescape properly. This might be a painful watch.

Coming next on the £4 Tier: Live stream: My favorite Internet videos of all time (next week)
After that, more mini adventures

Lastly, can everyone report "Geowizardmap96" on TikTok? he's robbing my content. Cheers :)