The Office S5:E12xE13xE14xE15
Added 2025-10-31 01:17:38 +0000 UTC
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Catch Jack Black in Shallow Hal for a romantic comedy of his.
Abel Salas Jr
2025-11-07 20:12:43 +0000 UTCJim: Look, is there a birthday that you remember that you loved? Dwight [somehow recalling and describing his own birth]: Here's one. It was dark, warm, wet...a sudden burst of light; an intense pressure like I'd never felt before. Father, dressed in white, pulls me forward. Mother bites the cord. [Dwight mimics his mother biting the umbilical cord to cut it.] Jim: Okay, stop. Forever stop that story. That's DISGUSTING and it doesn't count. So gimme another one. Dwight: Schrutes don't celebrate birthdays, idiot! It started as a Depression-era practicality and then moved on to an awesome tradition that I look forward to every year.
M4RRS
2025-11-02 02:18:51 +0000 UTC"I spent the afternoon in the park trying to feed the pigeons. I guess they all flew s̵o̵u̵t̵h̵ 𝙒𝙀𝙎𝙏 for the winter." — Michael Scott, bird expert aka an ornithologist (or not, considering he doesn't even know the correct direction in which some species of birds migrate to for the winter season) [Speaking of Steve Carell, Rashida Jones (Karen Filippelli), Jack Black, birds and bird-lovers who practice the hobby of ornithology: you two should check out both 'Foxcatcher' (2014) and 'The Big Year' (2011). 'Foxcatcher', which is based on a true story, stars Steve Carell, Channing Tatum and Mark Ruffalo. Fictional film 'The Big Year' (2011) stars Steve Martin, Owen Wilson, Jack Black and Rashida Jones.]
M4RRS
2025-11-01 23:41:26 +0000 UTC
