Bodybuilder trash talks old college buddy who got huge.
Added 2023-04-10 09:48:03 +0000 UTC
"I know, right? Have you seen the fuckin' size of him, bro? Jesus Christ, when he got to the reunion reception yesterday it took me about five minutes to recognize who the fuck he was! You remember how he looked in college, right? The three of us were in the gym all the fuckin' time, weren't we? And he was fuckin' shredded, man. That's right! He would never bulk. Just wanted to be lean as fuck all year. That tight li'l body of his was fuckin' incredible. I'm no fag, but with that blond hair, face like a fuckin' supermodel and that bod; man, I woulda done him in a heartbeat. Fucked the shit outta that tight, round booty. You would too? Man, what a threesome that would have been! No way that shit would happen now though, right. Looks like he's been on a constant bulk for the last 15 years. What do you reckon he weighs? Nah, it's gotta be more than that; the guy's a couple pounds away from needing a motorized wheelchair! I'd say more like 600 lbs at least. Just imagine what a glutton he's been to eat himself up to that size. Greedy, fat fuck. You see him sittin' over there on the other side of the pool? Oh, he's eating. What a fuckin' surprise! Jesus, six burgers and fries? Are you kidding me with this shit? Shall we talk to him; you know, confront him about his obesity? No, you're right. Let's just keep talkin' trash about him behind his back. Fat, fuckin' pig."
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Gonna need a pt 2 for this 🥵
Jake Wazer
2023-04-10 17:42:46 +0000 UTC
