"See, it's all this that's bothering me. This huge, round belly you're hauling around. You know, you've been my patient for years now and I've NEVER seen you this heavy. Is everything okay at home? Are you stress-eating, or what? Or is this just living the good life; couple a beers with the guys after work, big plate of cheese fries; then back home to a three-course dinner and then snacks and more beers in front of the TV. Then after those last beers kick in a quick call and the pizza's on its way. Trust me, I know how it goes. But it all goes here, my friend. You're wearing all that greasy, unhealthy food and lazy lifestyle right here on this massive gut. I'm worried you're heading for 300 lbs and some serious health issues. Gotta do something about your weight, big guy, about this huge mound of lard right here. Keep eating like a pig and you're gonna end up looking like one."
