Well, well, well, Dawn. Quite the pickle. It's true, pantyhose are the part of dress code that you most often blunder. But for once, they're the only thing you were compliant on! You do realize the dress code is not only pantyhose, right?
And, really? Not only were you working out at work (honestly, leggings over pantyhose!?) You were shopping for pantyhose, on your work computer? We all know the pressures on the Working Girl, but how is that going to look when Mr O'Neil finds out? If you spent more time sending headlines to press than you do adding pantyhose to cart then you might not feel the uncomfortable feeling you are feeling right about now.
Yes Dawn, you're in the hot seat.