Tropical Water (9 of 9)
Added 2021-09-25 14:00:06 +0000 UTCWell, you won't be making the print deadline with your headline, Dawn. Looks like all of your time got eaten up by the wild life in these tropical waters. Don't worry about your reputation as the star reporter of the Rose Tribune though. What could be more heroic than the sight of your weakly wiggling toes stretching against tropically saturated pantyhose?
Take a deep breath, Dawn! Maybe your story will help sell more nylons to girls entering the work force? Can't you hear the ad now?
"Thinking of wearing the same tired pair of pantyhose two days in row, ladies? Don't let this happen to you! Buy a 3 pack of your favorite L'eggs brand nylons at the local Duane Reads today!"
Also, seriously, Dawn, take a deep breath. That hungry alligator is taking you under. If you're lucky, maybe your support hose will give him indigestion? Such are the perils of a girl going on an adventure. The only thing more dangerous than the denizens of these tropical waters... is getting a run in her stockings!
THANK FOR DINNER!
