Gentlemen prefer Hanes, but isn't this taking it a bit far!? And while you've always found it flattering when a date compliments your nylons at dinner, this is the first time someone ordered them as the main course! They are certainly not on the menu! And not that it's anyone's business, but you've worn this cheap pair two days in a row. Usually when you are head over heels for someone you spring for fresh pantyhose.
Oh well, with some guys, I guess there's no accounting for taste!