"Hey Beck, I'm waiting to meet my informant. He said he would be here, but I haven't seen any sign of him yet. Why do these guys always have to meet in the most remote locations?"
"Did you think that maybe they are trying to set you up? Seriously, cousin. I worry about you. You are always taking these crazy chances, and---"
"I'm sorry, but who is the one that gets tied up, like, all the time?"
"That is not the point. Besides I go to my meetings packing a taser, not spare nylons."
"Well I'm glad I packed spare nylons because this summer heat is killing me."
"You are wearing pantyhose on a night like this? You've gotta be kidding me. Didn't you get the memo, Dawn? Bare legs are in!"
"Hah! Clearly you don't know what it's like to work at the Rose Tribune. Last time Mr O'Neil caught me bare legged, he gave me such an ear full I think I wore two pair at a time for the next week, just in case!"
"Guess that's why you make the big bucks. I could never afford that on my salary. Speaking of, mom's been needing---"
"Sorry, Beck. I think I heard something, gotta go!"