Oh my goodness! You are NOT doing so well. Who would have thought Dawn would have gone through that five pack of stockings she got for Christmas so quickly!
Well, no time to be picky! Clock is counting down! Unroll all those balled up nylons strewn around her room. There's no time to regret not doing laundry now. You'd just better hope in that wrinkled tangled mess of nylon and lycra legs, gussets, waistbands, and reinforced toes that there is at least ONE pair that is run-free (and relatively clean enough?) to get you to the next checkpoint!