Piece in the works

This is n upcominga Kristina Bicci piece for the Superbowl. 

If you're not familiar with her, she's really former construction worker Bert Flabbert who was on disability with an injured back. While watching tv one night, he caught an appearance on the Tonight show with indy movie queen Kristina Bicci. During her appearance, she of course complained about her life. She also mentioned her upcoming breast reduction surgery. (I'm changing this slightly from what I've published previously). Bert just shook his head in disgust, both at the "poor little rich girl" bitching and the loss of two natural resources.  

Talking to the TV, he said, "Listen, babe, if your life is so freakin' hard, I'll take it! Here, try mine, you spoiled little bitch!" Then he passed out from his 8th beer. Someone, somewhere heard him & apparently figure this would be a hoot. When he awoke, he was Kristina Bicci. When he checked the web, he found that Bert Flabbert had been placed in a mental institution after going insane & insisting he was a woman. Learning his lesson, Bert kept quiet.

At first, he went wild, partying, enjoying her youth, beauty and money. He found he quite enjoyed sex in her body and was quickly known as a girl who really liked a good time. After several months, Bert's initial euphoria passed and he began to settle down. When he finally did, he realized he blown through Kristina's savings.  He began looking for work, only to find that he could NOT act. Despite his best efforts, it became well known that the formerly excellent Kristina Bicci was now no better than a high-school drama student. Fired and unable to find work, Bert eventually was reduced to working as a roller-skating car-hop in a retro-drive-in.

However, he lucked out when a producer of porn flicks recognized the famous Kristina Bicci & offered her work. Bert figured getting screwed for money wasn't any worse that this car-hop thing, so he accepted. He quickly discovered just how much he LOVED his new job.

After a few years, Bert realized just how much of a meal-ticket he'd become for the producer. When his contract ended, he struck out on his own, opening badlittlebicci.com, a pay-per-view porn site. He quickly became embarrassingly wealthy from it. Especially high money-makers are "Kristina's" many holiday themed performances. Which leads us to this, her upcoming "Superbowl Special".