Origin Story: The Album (Extended?) [Cat - My Number Two]

And now we're going country... because why the hell not. Track added to the Origin Story album over on Soundcloud along with a Coffee Shop version

Lyrics:

I met a cute boy who said I deserved more
Than being known as the multiply whore
He said he’d take me out, show me a good time
Took me to the diner and it was going fine
But then he offered me the last fry on his plate
I sneezed once and – boom – self-replicate
I saw that look in his eye, and I immediately knew
That it was love at first sight with my number two

Everybody seems to love my Number Two
She’s got my body, my brain and my attitude
The very same Cat, but somehow new
Guess I can’t compete with me times two

Took me to the movie theatre for our next date
This time it was clear it wasn’t going as great
He blew pepper in my face and that was when
I knew he was trying to make me sneeze again
I laughed it off til he tickled my nose with a feather
I grabbed my coat and said “Don’t call me, ever.”
He said “Wait Cat, I’m really sorry if I offended you.”
“Before you leave, can you bring out number two?”

Everybody seems to love my Number Two
She’s got my body, my brain and my attitude
The very same Cat, but somehow new
Guess I can’t compete with me times two

Even my mom tells me daily from her deathbed
I wish number two was my daughter instead
Don’t know how I’ll raise my brother when she’s gone
Even he says number two’s his number one
Even in class the professor gives me her grade
Can’t even console me when she sees my smile fade
“Sorry, but the other one’s just smarter than you
A C minus for you, but an A for number two."

Everybody seems to love my Number Two
She’s got my body, my brain and my attitude
The very same Cat, but somehow new
Guess I can’t compete with me times two

But now I’ve come to see that it ain’t all bad
She does the things that would make me go mad
She even got our landlord to lower our rent
Five minutes on her knees was time well spent
I guess now I can admit that she’s the better Cat
Her pussy tastes better, don’t ask me how I know that
I guess I’ve grown ok with being the multiply whore
Still, I’ll never let the world meet number three and four

Everybody seems to love my Number Two
She’s got my body, my brain and my attitude
The very same Cat, but somehow new
Guess I can’t compete with me times two

Everybody seems to love my Number Two
And I guess maybe now I kinda do too
She does all the things I don’t wanna do
Guess life’s better when it’s me times two