Origin Story: The Album #5 [Fraser - Waifu Collectin' Part 1]

Lyrics:

Yo. MC out here chasing all these superhero girls like it’s fate...
Meanwhile I’m draftin’ a multiversal starting lineup.
Fraser don’t chase.
Fraser assembles.
Let's run it.

Step into the AVN verse like “who’s your fave?”
I collect waifus, make them my main save.
When I chase the sunsets, I’m goin' for the whole deal,
I take Jaye, Mallory and Peanut. That’s a three-course meal.

Kindra from Artemis? Smart, thick, tech-chick,
Wrote her own script just to ride this dick.
But Artemis herself? Man, body so fine…
Feels kinda weird tho, hitting that should be a crime.

Still... android head and that body? Elite.
She said, “Why's it growing?” I said, “Take a seat.”
Over in Bare Witness, Athena and Heidi in my bed,
They were studyin’ hard, now I’m studyin’ their head.

When I’m stalking the desert, Zahra's gaspin' for air,
I invite both her daughters in, make it a family affair.
Three queens in one tent? That’s a Fraser scene,
Even the camels know that I reign supreme.

Hold tab and skip the feelings, skip the plot,
Skip to the scene where their clothes come off.
I’m buildin’ a harem, multiverse flex,
MC got love? I got interdimensional sex.

Hold tab and skip the feelings, skip the plot,
Skip to the scene where their clothes come off.
I’m buildin’ a harem, multiverse flex,
MC got love? I got interdimensional sex.

In Eternum, they said I’m better than Orion,
Of course, Alex was the first girl I got to lyin’.
Luna, Nova, Penny, Dahlia, they all lined up,
Even Annie hit me with that shy blush-up.

Nancy in the kitchen, apron and heels,
Her cookies ain’t the only thing she makes me feel.
Calypso joined the party and came into the room,
And I introduced the princess to my gem of doom.

Got the girls from Office Perks, Jenny and Grace,
Grace took my tie off, Jenny set the pace.
One’s got the brains, the others got the sass.
I got a business plan... and both hands full of ass.

And on the subject of Graces, the one from Photo Hunt too.
I make Rachel watch while I make Evelyn my boo.
Wait, not that Evelyn, yo, MC’s gonna cry,
I got the hot milf one, his girl's the discount buy.

Crossed universes just to clap cheeks in new scenes,
Love interests droppin’ like I hacked the dev teams.
I’m buildin’ a harem, multiverse flex,
MC got love? I got interdimensional sex.

Crossed universes just to clap cheeks in new scenes,
Love interests droppin’ like I hacked the dev teams.
I’m buildin’ a harem, multiverse flex,
MC got love? I got interdimensional sex.

Jaime said, “No funny business, I’m with the D.A.,”
I said, “Then let’s cross-examine that lingerie.”
Called her to the stand, had her beggin’ for rest,
Slammed the gavel, then I left my DNA on her chest

Vi lit the flame, Elspeth brought the burn,
Two redheads beggin’ just to take their turn.
Left heat marks like I branded the skin,
They call the game Unbroken, but I left ‘em broken in.

In Race of Life, Jasmine revved up, said, “Ready to ride?”
I buckled up, shifted gears and took her for a wild slide.
Burned the rubber in her fast lane, no competition,
When it came to the finish, she was in pole position.

Rode into Peasant Quest, a knight of lowly taste,
But yon wenches’ bosoms still put me in disgrace.
Even this rogue’s eye doth plead for reprieve,
Too much jiggle, good sirs, I’ll ne’er believe!

Stackin’ these pixel baddies like I’m stackin’ my checks,
Travel the AVN verse, collectin’ those necks.
I’m buildin’ a harem, multiverse flex,
MC got love? I got interdimensional sex.

Gonna need a calendar just to keep track,
Of all these girls from my multiverse stack.
MC’s got drama, but what’s coming next?
Fraser’s chillin’ with that interdimensional sex.

Sorry Devs, I didn't mean it.
He made me say it.

Much love to the devs of the games referenced here. I reached out to all those I'm friendly enough with, and all were happy for me to do this; some even encouraged me to make it public.