Origin Story: The Album #1 [MC - What Is Happening?]

Lyrics:

I was the background guy, the seat-filler in class
No superpower, no fame, no ass
Evelyn said, “someday,” I thought it was a joke
Amber? Sweet as hell, when she wasn't cloak and smoke

Then bam! Powers kicked in, just took their time
Now every girl that I pass goes to the back of the line.
Suddenly I’m hot, like, nuclear-fusion-hot
And everyone I meet wanna see what I got

Moonsong said she’s pure, like a virgin in a shrine
But five minutes later, she was grinding down my spine
Emerald said, “Oi, love, wanna test my glow?”
Now I’ve got burns I don’t wanna show

Was it my face, or the sex magic?
One week ago, I was socially tragic
Now Lucia’s posing in lingerie
While wanting my dick more every day

Was it my charm, or some power surge?
Every girl I meet just fights the urge
To hop on board the “MC Express”
Even Lady Steel, though she might leave me legless...

Amber’s still in love, but I’m scared to touch
She disappears mid-sentence, kinda sucks
Evelyn’s got eyes that scream “you’re totally fine”
And a “fuck pact” she says was totally a sign

Cat, Meredith, Sapphire, names blur by
I need a spreadsheet just to tally who and why
My calendar’s booked, my dick is sore
I broke a few beds and a few backdoors

Now everyone’s texting at 3AM
Saying “Hey, stranger”, I miss having no DMs
Even my own bodyguard looks at me weird
And whispers, “your pelvis might just disappear…”

Was it my smile, or the freaky powers?
I’ve had more sex this week than I’ve showered
I was a joke, but now they crave me madly,
Got all the girls sayin’ “Please wreck me, daddy”

Was it fate, or just dumb luck?
Either way, I’m a superfuck
Can’t walk the halls without getting flashed
This superhero life escalated fast

I wanted love… now I need a chiropractor
I even fucked a famous Hollywood actor
Every girl I know’s got trauma or a cape
One more hookup and my dick might break

Was it my fate, or the sex mechanic?
Everyone’s thirsty, it’s borderline manic
Lucia’s untouchable with a venomous sneer
But still asked if her “photo shoot booty” looked clear

Was it my heart, or the plot device?
Now I’m wanted like I’m chocolate ice
Evelyn says “Don’t worry, I’ll share you”
And now she’s going down on my whole damn girl crew
One week
Ten girls
Three beds broken
Zero therapy
...Please send help